american line donning that red, white, blue and stripes
Hey mom you said you got the most American ask before, so I'll try to top that. *I walk into your askbox, driving my pickup truck with oversized wheels. There is a confederate flag bumper sticker. My girlfriend, also my cousin, sits in the passenger seat. We are wearing American flag print clothes. We are eating giant hamburgers and sodas with an eagle bobblehead on the windshield. We are talking in southern accents about that liberal conspiracy known as dental hygiene. We have 9 teeth total.