american firefighter

2

*crashes through door*
You wanted your firefighter au @midnigtartist
Riddle me this
Which boi is cuter, Jefferson with a Dalmatian pupper or Hammy bein a love sick idiot???

Hand-colored daguerreotype portrait of two unidentified firemen, c. 1850.

Barbie can be a:

• Football Coach

• Doctor

• Surgeon

• United States Army officer

• United States Air Force jet pilot

• Ambassador for world peace

United States President (not to mention an African American version as well!)

• Firefighter

• Police officer

• Astronaut

• NASCAR driver

• pilot

• Business executive

• Even a Goddamn Super hero

AND THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT MATTERS TO PEOPLE ARE THE MEASUREMENTS OF HER FUCKING BODY PROPORTIONS!!!!!!!!!