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Bucky: [Bucky explains how he started dating Tony] I came over here after the party, we started talking, and… you know. And besides, he has a huge… 

Steve: Penis. Buck! Damn. 

Bucky: I was going to say “heart” but… well, you saw his shoes.


You ever raise worms by putting an electric current to the earth? That’s what this is like.