americab

Lana alphabet

a is for America
b is for bbm baby , her song about sexting on a blackberry
c is for (pepsi) Cola
d is for instant depression
e is for she loves Elvis
f is for That fucking filter
g is for Gemini
h is for hugs
i is for i love her
j is for Jailer, May
k is For K 
L is for Love
m is for pale Moonlight
n is for terrible nina simone covers
o is for other woman
p is for uncredited vocals in Party monster where she says Paranoid 
q is for queen of disaster
r is for ridin feat asap rocky
s is for salvatore her italian lover
t is for tropico
u is for ‘unusual girl’
v is for velvet that is blue
w is  for west coast
y is for youthful and radiant
z is for how she changed her name from liZZy to lana

anonymous asked:

Okay but Diggs in the 'wonder' trailer is killing me. So imagine an AU where Diggs is a middle school?? (Im from the uk and don't know how Americab schools work) Anyway, his class is age ten and the reader is a single parent who's child is in the class and they and Diggs get along really well. Typical teacher-single parent love story.

WOooOOOOAAHHHHH YES!!!!!  yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

… I think we could have all avoided this whole Bruce/Natasha lullabye mess if we had Kitten America doing his job to calm Hulk down.
— 

Me, because:

a.  Hulk like Kitten America

b.  Kitten America tells Hulk SMASH Bad Guys and will purr at Hulk

c.  Kitten America watches Muppets with Hulk

d.  Kitten America will SMASH anyone mean to Hulk

e.  Shellhead gets all funny pouty when Kitten America tells Hulk come home.

I REJECT YOUR CANON AND REPLACE IT WITH MY FANON BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ridersofdickhan  asked:

L K J T X C B for Axis + FACE?

L K J T X C B for Axis + FACE?

2p Italy
B = Body part
He has a thing for chests. Any kind of chests, small, large, in the middle, no breasts, whatever. He likes chests.

C = Cum
He likes cumming inside his partner, but if they don’t like to, he won’t.

J = Jack Off
He doesn’t masturbate very often, he doesn’t actually have that high of a sex drive.

K = Kink
He has a mild daddy kink and enjoys teasing his partner.

L = Location
He prefers to keep things away from the public eye, so it tends to only happen just at home.

T = Toy
He doesn’t really like having toys in the bedroom. It makes him feel like he isn’t good enough for his partner.

X = X-Ray
He’s about 5.5" when erect, and isn’t very thick, but it’s pretty decent.

2p Germany
B = Body part
He likes butts. Do I need to say anything else other than butts,,

C = Cum
He loves to cum on his partner’s back

J = Jack Off
He jacks off anywhere around 2-5 times a week.

K = Kink
He’s into slight bondage on his partner, and really likes rough sex.

L = Location
He’s up for public sex, he loves the idea of getting caught by strangers.

T = Toy
He won’t be the one to suggest it, but he could get warmed up to the idea.

X = X-Ray
Very large length, about 6.5" and very thick.

2p Japan
B = Body part
Like Italy, he likes chests.

C = Cum
He likes to cum on his partners face

J = Jack Off
He might masturbate 2 times a week. Maybe.

K = Kink
Anything that you’ve heard of (except scat, water sports, and vomit)

L = Location
He prefers not to do it in public, but hey. You never know.

T = Toy
He’s all for toys.

X = X-Ray
About the same size as Luciano, just a little smaller.

2p America
B = Body part
He loves hips

C = Cum
He likes to cum anywhere on his partner, really

J = Jack Off
A few times a week, 6 tops

K = Kink
He’s into a lot of things, but he especially likes dirty talk and being the dominant one. If that’s a kink.

L = Location
He loves public sex, and could basically do it anywhere.

T = Toy
He’s very open to toys.

X = X-Ray
He’s about 6.5", and is pretty thick.

2p England
B = Body part
He likes eyes, but other than that he has a thing for stomachs.

C = Cum
I believe I answered this.

J = Jack Off
Not very often at all, maybe a few times a month.

K = Kink
He likes light bondage, both on himself and his partner.

L = Location
It will never leave the house.

T = Toy
It might take some convincing, but maybe.

X = X-Ray
Just a bit larger than Italy’s (sorry luci lmao)

2p France
B = Body part
Breasts. Big breasts, to be exact.

C = Cum
He likes cumming inside his partner.

J = Jack Off
Could be a few times a month to a few times a day lmao

K = Kink
Not much, he’s actually kind of lazy.

L = Location
Anywhere if he’s determined enough.

T = Toy
Go right ahead.

X = X-Ray
About 6", average width.

2p Canada
B = Body part
He likes thighs. A lot.

C = Cum
He likes to cum on his partner’s stomach

J = Jack Off
Not very often, maybe once or twice a week.

K = Kink
HUGE daddy kink

L = Location
He’s really into outdoor sex

T = Toy
He’d rather not.

X = X-Ray
Very large, about 7", so even larger than Lutz’s