america and france and england

Countries current screen savers

England: The queen or a Harry Potter quote probs.

America: Set a gif of the star spangled banner waving. He’s so extra.

France: Either a picture of himself or pretty photography of a boulangerie.

Canada: Cute animals but a Canadiens jersey during hockey playoffs.

Russia: Snow covered Moscow. He took the picture himself in actually impressed.

China: This old man doesn’t know how to change the background so it’s the one the computer came with.

Germany: Rain photography or maybe vintage cars?

Italy: It changes every other day. Usually pasta or some new friend he made that day.

Japan: Minimalistic anime drawing of a cat.

Romano: Spain but he won’t let you know.

Spain: A baby turtle.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you could do 2p Allies reacting to being handcuffed to their crush?

2p America: Ohhh boy. It looks like it’s Al’s lucky day. He would make some some not so subtle sexual comments. Once that’s out of the way he will try to impress his crush (and fail because he’s a dork) but would probably make his crush laugh

2p England: Oliver would be a blushing, blabbering mess. He would try to be polite and not touch his crush more then necessary. He’d be one of the people actually trying to find the person who handcuffed them. He hopes he doesn’t somehow scare away his crush.

2p Canada: He would have mixed feelings about this. He wants to use this as a chance to get to know his crush better but he’s afraid he may be to rough and accidentally hurt his crush (by accidentally jerking his crush around). He will try to be as gentle as possible.

2p France: This guy would wonder how he was even handcuffed. Was he passed out drunk when it happened? Who knows? He would secretly be slightly happy to have the chance to make his crush see he isn’t a complete asshole. He would be nicer then usual and try to not smoke around them. But he’s lazy so uh…his crush would have to figure out how to get them both free.

2p China: This guy would be happy and he’d show it. He would first make sure he wasn’t high. Once realizing that this was real he would definitely take advantage of the situation. Like Al, he would tell his crush all the dumb and crazy things he’s done. He may or may not make up some of the things. He just really wants his crush to like him!

2p Russia: Tbh he’d probably read a book with his crush. He may lecture them about something but it’s because he likes them. They would have fun trying to find the person who handcuffed them together. I can see him being annoyed because he doesn’t want to be handcuffed but happy he’s at least handcuffed with his crush. he would straight up tell his crush that.

How the 2ps apologize with the S/O:
  • 2p America: Dollface, no need to be sad. I promise you that I'll never ever ever fuck this again, alright? I gonna make up to you! *Passes the day with cuddles and hugs*
  • 2p England: I'M SORRY PUPPET I WAS SUCH OF A DUMMY! OLIVER YOU DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMYYYY!! *Cries the whole day*
  • 2p France: ...Sorry. *really regrets it but doesn't know how to show*
  • 2p Russia: My deep apologies for hurting your feelins. I guarantee that this will not be repeated.
  • 2p China: Hey kitty, I know I was a idiot with you, so I spent the night preparing a special romantic day for you! Can you forgive a stupid for doing stupid things?
  • 2p Canada: Hey... I know I was a dick. If you don't wanna talk with me I'll leave you alone okay? *really sad face and holding the fucking tears*
  • 2p Italy: I know that I've done some wrong things... I know you're sad... I feel sad seeing you sad like this.... S-S-S-S.... *He is really bad at apologizing, but he tries*
  • 2p Germany: *Holding a big bouquet of roses and playing some romantic song at the window* ACCEPT ME BACK DARLING!!
  • 2p Japan: I am really embarassed for the damage I caused you and I'll accept all the consequences.
  • 2p South Italy: I'M SO SAD FOR THIS DARLING! I BOUGHT YOU A BOX OF CHOCOLATE BUT I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT I ATE IT!!
  • 2p Austria: I wasn't my usual amazing boyfriend yesterday, but I'll guarantee that I fill my awesomeness quota with you my little piece of hellish horror. Are we okay?
  • 2p Prussia: *Looking at the floor with tears in his eyes* I know that you hate me now, but even knowing this, I just have to say that I'm sorry!
Reblog if you're still in the Hetalia fandom
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
  • Countries: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
  • England: what's everyone's New Year's resolution?
  • China: to get my money from America.
  • Russia: to have fun tormenting America~
  • France: to make America eat less burgers.
  • Canada: to slap some sense to America.
  • America: ... to get new friends.

and it’s done!! (after nearly a whole month omg) 

this is the third time i’ve done this: 1//2   and i’m very happy with my improvement - i’ll probably do a comparison post soon

please let me know which characters you want to see individually 

here it is on redbubble 

There is a lot going on in this scene and everytime I watch it I laugh. Ryukun is such a big sturdy America. Lifting Dainyan with such ease.

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this is the second time in doing this , this fandom is dYING FOR REAL

I MEAN ANYTHING HETALIA
ANYTHING

Skype Meeting
  • Germany: ... why are we doing this again??
  • America: because we're too lazy to move out of our houses for a meeting, so we came up with this solution!
  • England: this is a bad idea- FROG WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS???
  • France: um, because I didn't feel like dressing up for a Skype meeting, duh!
  • China: you guys better have a good reason skyping me this early in the morning...
  • Japan: ... I... agree...
  • Italy: veh, sorry I'm late~ but my internet's been acting up weirdly
  • Russia: same with mine-
  • America: ... what?
  • England: WHAT? WHAT DID YOU LOT SAY?? I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU!
  • Germany: Mein Gott, stop shouting England!
  • England: WHAT?? I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BLOODY SOUND!!
  • China: I don't have time for this shit- What the?? My screen is off?? What, how do I get my face to show again??
  • Japan: not this again... and Russia-san's frozen... and everyone's going at 3 frames per second... what.
  • America: Da fuck is going on?? Italy, what's wrong with your screen?? It's so pixelated!
  • Italy: ve~? Oh, maybe it's because I'm downloading something for 5 gigabytes~~
  • Germany:
  • England: ... WHAT'S GERMANY SAYING???
  • France: I think there's something wrong with his mic-
  • America: France oh my God, you froze with the most ugliest face!!
  • England: BWAHAHAHA!!
  • France: SHUT UP HOW DO I FIX THIS????
  • Italy: ve~~~
  • Germany: *actually shouting but no one can hear*
  • China: where's my face??
  • Japan: ... I don't have the mental strength to deal with this right now...
  • Russia: *still frozen in time*
  • America: ... I can't believe we manage to fuck up a virtual meeting...
USUK fanfics

It’s funny how in fanfics Alfred is like this super confident smoothtalker who’s totally open with his sexuality (like Francis) and just goes up to Arthur like “what’s up cutie ;)” without wondering if he doesn’t swing that way for even a second.

But in reality Alfred would more likely be the most “no homo” person ever.

Alfred: *currently undressing Arthur with his eyes*
Matthew: If you want to bang him so much just go talk to him.
Alfred: What? No he’ll think I’m gay or something.
Matthew: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*

America: So? Did you guys love Hamilton or what?!

England:…

England: Is that really how you think of me?! Did you even research King George the third because he did not act like that– you met him! So the Brits are just comic relief or villains to you? Here they were both, hmm? Frankly I found–

France: I loved it.

England: WELL you would have you rebellion supporting frog!!