america!king

quexn-nani asked:

What would the 2ps most likely comment under a photo of their crush on ig????

COMMENTS ON THEIR CRUSH’S INSTAGRAM SELFIE

2P!America: DAMN GURL I’D HIT THAT 😜😏

2P!China: SO CUTE OMG 😍😍😍

2P!England: you are so gorgeous my dear!! 💝☺️

2P!France: nice.

2P!Russia: [ no comment ]

2P!Italy: holy shit u look good babe

2P!Germany: hot daaaaaamn XD

2P!Japan: [ no comment ]

2P!Canada: ok but like stop being so damn pretty

2P!Romano: GOAAAALS THO 😭✨👑

2P!Austria: WERK IT (^з^)-☆

2P!Prussia: hi i hope this doesnt sound weird or creepy but i think you’re rlly beautiful and ur eyes are like starlight ok bye

America: Literally the only country in the world that will let a proven inept, unqualified, idiot cop  shoot a little boy with a toy gun in less than 2 seconds, let the incompetent cop off scot fucking free, then sue you, the horrified, grief-stricken parents of this dead child, for the ambulance gas money.

No, I’m not being sarcastic. No, this is not The Onion.

This has actually happened. 

It’s despicable. Utterly despicable. 

My point is that the Dark Ages didn’t suffer from a complete and total lack of enlightenment among the masses, not even in the area of Europe that the term applies to. Definitely not in places like Asia or the Middle East, which were doing just fine culturally at the time. However, there were some characteristics of the Dark Ages that fit with the backwards thinking the name implies. A few key traits of the period (at least as they’re mostly misunderstood by history):

- A lack of historical documents or records

- Feudalism was the class system of the day

- Violent conflicts were a constant occurrence

- Religious superstition was rampant

When you think of the Dark Ages strictly in terms of the handful of conditions that defined the time, comparisons to the state of American society today get a lot easier to make.

5 Weird Ways America Has Returned To The Dark Ages

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