ame-talk

anonymous asked:

Hello! :D you're super awesome and your voltron headcanons have given me like 50 years on my life, okay, and I was wondering, Lance is pretty chill but do you have any headcanons abt what's he's like when he's, like, genuinely angry and upset???

ayyy

  • like you said, lance appears at first glance to have no chill but he’s actually one of the chillest people on the team
    • i mean he’s easy to irritate, but really difficult to anger
    • he’ll “fight” you over stupid shit but there’s no fire behind it
  • he’s absolutely the type of person that’s more likely to get angry on the behalf of others than on his own behalf
  • when it comes to himself, he’s more likely to feel hurt than angry
  • but if you actually get him mad,,,,, hoooooo boy
  • when lance is angry, it’s like half cold rage, half boiling rage
    • his expression is tight when he’s mad. clenched jaw, furrowed eyebrows. he takes deep breaths to try to calm himself down (it doesn’t work)
    • he’s quiet. you’d think he’d be loud but no. you know you really fucked up when lance shuts up
    • if he’s mad because someone hurt his feelings he goes all out. he’s usually super shitty at roasting but he can read people when he’s angry, knows how to hit where it hurts
      • he’s the type to regret the things he says once the moment passes
      • Argument!Lance doesn’t give a fuck though
    • if he’s mad at someone he doesn’t let them speak while he’s talking, he’ll put up a hand to shut them up and everything
    • like I said, usually doesn’t yell. but you can hear the rage in his voice
    • he only starts to yell when someone keeps interrupting him
      • totally an angry crier
      • if he’s yelling, he’s crying
      • this is part of the reason he doesn’t yell during arguments, because it’s hard to be taken seriously when you’re crying
    • also the type of person to cry after getting mad at someone
    • he cries at some point, is what i’m getting at
    • it’s really difficult for him to hold a grudge bc anger passes relatively quickly for him so he’s pretty forgiving once the fight’s over
      •  people have probably taken advantage of this
    • if he’s mad in a battle situation (like, one of the paladins got seriously hurt or something) it’s different
      • he’s not the type to get revenge
      • but if he’s in a situation where a friend is hurt and he has to get them to safety and the person who hurt them is standing in his way. well.
      • most of lance’s mistakes in battle are because he’s being goofy or talking or generally getting distracted by other things
      • there’s no distractions when he’s angry
      • he becomes scarily concise
      • i’m still on the fence about whether or not he could kill someone in cold blood in a situation like this but……. maybe

keenveins  asked:

i have a question: how much does goat vernon love werewolf jack?

Before ppl ask lmao, this is referring to intern jack in a separate au!! and Goat!Vernon loves him alot, you know that! <3

unrelated, but Keen, you are The Worst and you are honestly making me consider making Intern!Jack a werewolf in this au instead of a snake what have u done?? omg

anonymous asked:

if you do those fic recs would you be willing to include who tops and bottoms in each fic?

i mean. idk, i guess i could? most of it’s probably gonna be bottom!jack (i have my preferences n all), so i guess i can just mark the ones with bottom gabe? but then idrk if i’ll be posting that list here given that most of my recs are gonna be nsf/w but we’ll see. first i have to get through a few 10 000 word fics [wheezes

i-am-the-altman  asked:

Picasso, Van Gogh, and are you having a good time in Canada?

picasso: would you rather sleep on the moon with a stardust dress or on a tiny flower with a sunflower dress?
i have to say sleeping on a flower like a lil fairy is super appealing to me, i have books about tiny faeries in flower dresses at home and they used to be a huge inspiration to me

van gogh: where is your go-to positive place when you’re feeling down/sad and what do you usually do?
i think i try to find something cute to draw, or watch a movie/cartoon that cheers me up! also consume egregious amounts of tea and/or chocolate

i’m not actually in canada yet! the shortest way there was by middle landing on iceland, and since i happen to have an icelandic friend who said that if i’m ever in the area and need a place to sleep over……………….. anyway!! i’m going there tomorrow and i expect my first day to be confused and jet-laggy, but i’ll keep you guys most definitely updated