ambit modem

  1. Tanned hide of the last living Pyrenean Ibex
  2. MD 20/20 scented lipbalm
  3. Body odour of the Backstreet Boys 
  4. Ambergris, tar, formaldehyde-scented gel pens
  5. Flintstones Chewable Diazepam
  6. Yankee Candle scented like Slimer from Ghostbusters
  7. Melted soles of light-up trainers
  8. CFCs
  9. Gulf War Oil Spill
  10. Bunghole of Great Cornholio
  11. Scandal by Monica Lewinsky celebrity fragrance
  12. Synaesthetic association of the dial-up modem noise
  13. Ambition
  14. Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana celebrity fragrance by Teen Spirit
  15. Freshly washed plush of Elmo
  16. Tamagotchi faeces
  17. 3D Doritos breath
  18. Gradually stagnating economy of Japan
  19. Scratch-n-Sniff drain cleaner fragrance sample
  20. Grandmother
  21. Farts where you thought someone was just playing with silly putty but they farted in real life