amber-makes-a-thing

Context: the five party members shadows have all turned into giant black demons
DM: what do you guys do?
Rouge: I’m gonna seduce it
DM: …okay, roll with disadvantage
Rogue: *rolls a 19*
DM: … Okay… so the creature might be pitch black, but you swear you can see it blush.
Me: I’m going to cast sparkles on his face to make him more attractive
DM:*with face firmly planted in his hands* you cast it and sparkles drift down complimenting his face…

anonymous asked:

why do you hc steve as bi, its weird and misogynistic bc is canon he only loves peggy, hes so obsessed with her that his biggest fear is not being with peggy, not his friends in danger, or everything that happened to bucky or the safety of others, his biggest motivation is peggy, when has he ever been so devoted to someone else, specilly not bucky bc some hc steve having feeling for him int he 40s but the only way that ship makes sense is as one sided or bucky being a filler after peggy died

there is so much wrong going on in this ask that i don’t even know where to mcfucking start

i’ve never denied that he loved peggy, but my dude, he left her to go on a suicide rescue mission on the one in a million chance that bucky was still alive. he would’ve gladly died in that hydra base as long as it was with bucky.

steve crashed that fucking plane into the ocean, effectively committing suicide, after bucky died. leaving peggy behind. now, did he think at the time that that was his only option? maybe. but he didn’t even send anyone his goddamn coordinates before he crashed.

“even when i had nothing, i had bucky.”

“i’m with you to the end of the line.”

“rumlow said ‘bucky’ and suddenly i was a sixteen year old kid again from brooklyn.”

like??? he loves bucky more than literally anything??? he spent the entirety of civil war going ‘fuck you, i choose bucky’ to everyone. did he love peggy? yes, of course he did, but he loves bucky too! and he knew bucky longer, they have a longer history, steve said bucky’s name and it broke through seventy years of fucking brainwashing, jesus christ.

thesis of the captain america trilogy franchise: steve loves bucky and would do anything for him. fuck me i don’t understand how you could watch those movies and not understand that. even if you don’t think they’re in love, the fact that they adore each other is the basis on which everything is written!

finally - and possibly most importanly - headcanoning someone as bi will never be misogynistic. what the fuck. go fuck yourself.

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“She does a killer red lip. I’ll give that girl credit. She can whip a red lip on like nobody else, and it’s amazing. Even if we’re working out, she’ll have on this gorgeous red lip. She’s not human! You know, I think I would end up having red lip from ear to ear. I’m not as graceful with a red lip as she is.”
—Karlie Kloss on Taylor Swift’s 💋

ok but Yousef could’ve not told Sana… he could have just let his heart carry him but no. he grounded himself long enough to let her know that he wasn’t Muslim, he knew it would change things because of how faithful she is. 

he could feel it getting more serious, and every time they spoke his guilt grew because this wasn’t right. but now the balls in her court, now she knows and he feels better because he COULD have led her on but he didn’t!!!! i love this boy so very much!!!