Happy 2nd Birthday, The Amazing Book is Not on Fire!
“we might have been the two guys with fringes, but it is all of you who have supported us and inspired us, and everything that we have experienced together over these years, that has made this world of “dan and phil,” so this is for you.”
“It doesn’t get any better than this.” And for you, I’m afraid, that’s literally true. You’re a nice kid, and you’re obviously very smart, but you don’t belong here. So, as long as you’re part of my team, this is all you’re ever going to be doing… suction.