amazing reality

Holy shit guys read every heart a doorway by seanan mcguire

-the main character is an asexual girl
-the Hottest Guy In School is trans
-its about a school for kids who had amazing adventures in alternate realities and are coping with being back in our world
-the writing style is amazing
-the characters are amazing
-its also a murder mystery
-this is an actual line from it: “Cheese making, for example. The perfect intersection of milk, science, and foolish disregard for the laws of nature.”

the signs expectation vs reality

aries expectation: always angry. wants to fight you. punches a wall

aries reality: their personality lights up the room, they can just be a little loud sometimes

taurus expectation: never leaves the house. eats food. emotionless

taurus reality: amazing friends, trustworthy little sweethearts- but comfort and security is very important to them

gemini expectation: two-faced hoe. never knows when to shut up. laughs at their own jokes

gemini reality: some of the most entertaining people out there, they can actually hold a conversation and make you laugh, although they can get carried away

cancer expectation: crybaby. innocent fluffball. emotional wreck

cancer reality: thinks about sex more than you would think, total babe, they can’t help that their emotions have a tendency to spill out

leo expectation: it’s all about me. me. me. aren’t i great? looks in mirror

leo reality: will always stick up for you, make better friends than people assume - they just crave approval from others in many things they do

virgo expectation: really smart. boring neat freak. always cleaning

virgo reality: also more sexual than you would think. it is true that they are perfectionists at heart, but that doesn’t always equate to organization and being detail-oriented

libra expectation: indecisive af. flirts with everyone. shallow bitch

libra reality: caring little beauties, more attached to their loved ones than you would assume

scorpio expectation: sex. murder. the hot bad boy stereotype in movies

scorpio reality: lonely sarcastic assholes (who you love anyway) who’s mood changes a lot. intense in everything they do

sagittarius expectation: asshole. can’t commit. always partying

sagittarius reality: one of the best friends you can have if they are loyal to you, always know how to have a good time. they know what they want in life, but are more unsure of the relationships that apply

capricorn expectation: boring workaholic. doesn’t know how to have fun. who even cares

capricorn reality: loyal friends with surprisingly great senses of humor. they know that you must work in order to succeed

aquarius expectation: alien creature. self centered weirdo. smart af

aquarius reality: cute lil goofballs. their minds are like a library of everything that appeals to them. however, they can feel isolated when their quirkiness separates them from the rest

pisces expectation: gives way too many fucks. doormat. little baby bunny

pisces reality: chill as fuck. wants everyone around them to be happy and will do what they can to make it happen