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@okimi79aka SilentSinger’s Compendium of Sin

Thomas Sanders — Losing my Motivation {Sentence Starters}

  • “Can I take a stab?”
  • “Who gave him a knife?!”
  • “Oh, I like dramatic twists!”
  • “No, you can’t play with us!”
  • “I’m not always the bad guy.”
  • “That was dark even for ME.”
  • “Avoiding things is my specialty.”
  • “I’m sorry, what is happening here?”
  • “I am a knight, thank you very much!”
  • “How could you do it? I trusted you…”
  • “Feelings… the bane of my existence.”
  • “Can’t be a bad video if you never make one.”
  • “Bleak. But, I appreciate you trying to contribute.”
  • “And, as usual, you were completely unnecessary.”
  • “Well, if it’s not a perfect idea, it’s not good enough!”
  • “Look, I am out there living the fanciful dream, okay?”
  • “HA! I LIKE that nickname and I’m gonna use it, now!”
  • “Did you actually look in a mirror when you put that on?”
  • “Um, rude much? I was just touching up my eyeshadow.”
  • “Shush and make a face of agreement like everyone else.”
  • “HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO SIR SING-A-LOT THAT WAY!”
  • “I have reason to believe YOU are the cause of our conundrum!”
  • “Whatever comes, you have to allow yourself to make mistakes.”
  • “Yeah, that has put me in some bad last-minute situations, before…”
  • “And, when in doubt, remember everything we do is all pointless, anyway.”
  • “I am the cause of this. But I’m also the solution… to a problem I had caused.”
  • “It was in my cardigan since my character was first introduced, isn’t that something?”
  • “There’s an infinitesimal amount of things in this bizarre, massive universe, brimming with exciting mysteries, and you don’t really know what to talk about?”
  • “Am I in a paradoxal loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its oWN TAIL IN ORDER TO SATIATE ITS HUNGER?”
ew.com
Alec Baldwin to co-write book as President Trump

On Wednesday, Penguin Press announced that they would be publishing a book co-written by Baldwin and Kurt Anderson, a parody political memoir lampooning Trump’s first year in office called You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump. According to Penguin, the book will feature Trump’s “refreshingly compulsive un-PC candor” applied to what he really thinks about his family, other world leaders, and the major events of his first year, many of which, of course, have not happened yet after only 40 days in office. The book is currently set for publication on Nov. 7, almost a full year after Trump’s surprise victory over Hillary Clinton. There will also be an audiobook version, to be read by Baldwin in his Trump voice.

Lady Emma Swan of New York City

A young woman entered the room, parasol at her side, in a gown of pale blue. Her hair was up atop her head, small tendrils of blonde curls grazing the back of her neck. She had well-defined cheekbones and the most perfect set of pink lips he had ever seen. Soft green eyes gazed at him through dark lashes.

Kentledge Hall, Chapter 2 by @dassala 

Based of off THIS by @ursik-l-in-junk-mind who made it 200x better than me but I added some of my own crappy headcanons and poorly done special effects so there’s that.

ignore the banner I made in like 2 minutes but I have officially hit one thousand followers!!! I seriously cannot believe this many people follow me and have stayed here with this trash blog. I thought I would give back to you guys a little by doing make me choose edits! 


rules: 

- please be following me

- reblog this post

- send me an ask making me choose between two characters, ships, places, etc.

- be patient with me please! I’m going to do them all as soon as I can, but if I get busy it may take longer!

that’s it and again thank you all so much!

Taurus & Libra
  • Taurus, shoving her face with a hot pocket and sticks of pocky, stressing out:
  • Libra, patting her back soothingly: It's okay, it's okay Taurus- life is gonna stress you out and its okay to not always have a strong face but
  • Libra: Who the fuck told you that ham and cheese hot pockets were okay to eat in my presence- matter of fact, anybody's?

Don’t ever let anybody tell you that teachers are just in it for the money.

My form tutor is leaving at the end of the week to go on maternity leave. Today, as a form, we ordered a pizza and threw a party for her, complete with a hamper and some personal presents.

Little did we know that she’d surprise us with personal gifts for each of us.

In January I told my form tutor how devastated I was at the news if Carrie Fisher’s death, and how important Carrie had been for my recovery last year. Carrie saved my life. My teacher listened, listened to me pour my heart about the grief that I felt, how I wished I had gotten the chance to meet her before she died.

Today she gave me this as part of my leaving present. It’s a Princess Leia lego minifigure keyring. She said to me:

“I can’t organise a way for you to meet her obviously. But I thought this would be a nice way of remembering her, and this way you can always carry a piece of her where-ever you go.”

I’ve finally started crying over the thought that has gone into this, as I was too overcome with emotion until now. She also got me a stress ball (for my anxiety) and a notepad to record all my ideas in for my writing.

Teachers listen. They listen and they remember the things that are important to you, because they geniuinelly care. Yeah, there are some shitty teachers out there, but it’s people like this that remind me why I wanted to be a teacher for so long.

Teaching is a vocation, not a career. And my form tutor is clear evidence of that