Law and Order: SVU
Olivia Benson: U have to testify
Fin Tutuola: I came from narcotics
Amanda Rollins: Back in Atlanta…
Elliot Stabler: I hate pedophiles
John Munch: The government has been keeping tabs
Captain Cragen: Liv, Elliot, my office. Now.
Melinda Warner: blunt force trauma to the head
Rafael Barba: Not enough evidence
Nick Amaro: Hola
Victim: Im not testifying

An Updated SVU Drinking Game

(just for funsies)

Take a sip when
the dun-dun plays
Barba’s tie is a different pattern from his shirt
Carisi smiles at someone
Carisi gets emotional
Barba has a pocket handkerchief that’s coordinated with the rest of his outfit
Someone asks Rollins about her baby (x2 if they point out that “motherhood should have her mellowed out” and x3 if the comment is work-related)
Catholics
Carisi mentions one of his sisters
You remember that Amaro isn’t there and you miss him

Take a shot when
statutory
a prominent political figure is the perp
Barba talks really fast for a really long time and you don’t quite know what’s going on
Benson and Rollins side with the female rape victim (take another shot when the boys are finally convinced)
Ice-T is shocked by the depravity of a crime even though he’s been in SVU for centuries (x2 if he says “that’s messed up”)
Carisi tries to be a lawyer
One of the gang has a “when I lived in the projects” moment
The crime is taken straight from the headlines (but totally fictional, right?)

Finish your drink when
Barba speaks Spanish
the perp is a priest
Carisi brings everyone Italian food
Barba admits that Carisi is right
Dick joke
Rollins goes rogue
Benson is held hostage
the entire SVU department is investigated
“That’s why I joined SVU.“
someone accidentally shoots an unarmed black man