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  • Draco Malfoy: [in the Gryffindor common room using Polyjuice Potion] A buddy of mine saw Draco Malfoy take his shirt off in the Quidditch showers, and he said that Draco Malfoy had an eight pack. That Draco Malfoy was shredded.
  • Harry Potter: What?! Your friend's a liar, mate, Draco Malfoy is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.