six of crows au where kuwei doesn’t exist

  • nina and matthias never have that moment where they realize they’re on the same side and therefore can’t trust each other
  • by some miracle they make it out of the ice court alive without nina having any parem
  • wylan never finds the courage to stand beside jesper on the way home because he’s too shy in his own skin
  • without the promise of reward for the scientist inej doesn’t consider her dream of hunting slavers possible, which means she never tells kaz so he has no reason to ask her to stay in ketterdam with him, and inej goes on thinking he doesn’t have deeper feelings for her
  • they go back to the barrel empty handed and their friendships never strengthen and most importantly to kaz—they never make their millions
  • pekka, heleen and van eck are still at large 
  • kaz never gets the help he needs to find inej’s parents
  • there’s really no reason to work with wylan again since raske is better with demolition after all and they’re not working with jan anymore
  • jesper’s life lacks chaos without any big heists and he goes back to gambling regularly
  • and poor matthias
  • he still meets his fate the same way when it’s found out he’s not in hellgate anymore. but the sad difference is it would have all been for nothing….

spoiler: it’s just not realistic.jpg stop acting like the story could exist without him. he’s a crucial character thanks bye

poisonedpixel  asked:

Recommendation: do not go through this blog at five in the morning when u need to be up at 2:30 later that day,, I'm crying from laughter

my evil plan is working

“What if Burrs and Hamiltons roles were reversed?”
I present you Alexander Burr, because @burr-ito made me draw the AU too, thanks for making me stick with my stupid ideas

When you’ve been making something for almost a year and you get to the point where you’re like “yeah I’ll probably put this out there in a couple days” it just feels kind of like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

anonymous asked:

I've read everything I could about accidental space pirate Obi-Wan and it's awesome but there is just something I don't understand . Is he married to Satine And seducing Vader?

Hello Nony! How’s your Sunday going? Good I hope! :D Lily and I are going to get donuts soon!

Nony, Auntie Fishy is a firm believer in multiverses. What is a multiverse, you ask? A multiverse is essentially a collection of universes bound together by complicated physics that I don’t understand but saw on a tv show once and thought it sounded really cool. All of the universes are related in someway and they all run parallel to each other, never quite touching but still connected. For example, all of my fics and @writegowrite‘s fics could be considered a shared multiverse. We share planets, songs, buildings and make references to each other’s fics in our own every now and then.

I like to think that Accidental Space Pirate Obi-Wan is its own little multiverse. That way everybody can have what they want and feel like they are a part of this great and wonderful collaborative AU.

If you want Satine to have survived Maul and the Mandalorian Civil War then you can have all the glorious Obitine you could ever want! Celebrate that ducal marriage! Oya!

If you want some deeply tragic, mostly-based-on-canon Vaderwan, you go get you some! And take some kleenex with you. And send it to me! I mean, yes, very sad. Super tragic. Where was I?

If you wanted Padme to live (LIVE DAMN YOU!) and escape to roam the Outer Rim as a Pirate Queen in her own right and you want a kind of fractured (but still working) Anidala or ObiAniDala, GO FOR IT!

Or if you just want the hysterical Nonsense Verse where all of this exists all at the same time, and somehow Hondo Ohnaka is officiating some kind of bizarre four-way wedding, you sign yourself up for that cracky delivery system!

I know I’ve written a few things for Accidental Space Pirate Obi-Wan but it’s not really MY story. I feel that it’s OUR story. Anybody, ANYBODY, is welcome to write, or draw, or craft songs and poems in the happy little multiverse of Illegally Swooshy Hair and Excessive Flirting.

I’m sorry I didn’t give you a definitive answer, Nony, but I don’t really feel like it’s my place to tell other people how to have fun in this sandbox. I know what I like and what I like to share with others but what’s really great about this whole AU is that anybody can join in.

So, basically what I’m saying is, who knows who you’ll find on the Lucky Duchess? You might just find the ship’s namesake and you might just find the terrifying right hand of the Emperor, surprisingly unburnt and not brutally chopped into pieces, reading a story to Bail Organa’s adopted daughter and the adopted son of some moisture farmers from Tatooine! Who knows?

nehirose  asked:

::wails unhappily:: PHIL. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MUSKETEERS FIC THAT IS JUST BAD. WHY DOES THE AO3 TAG TAUNT ME. (yours is not bad. your musketeers fics are perfectly wonderful, may the block never affect your writing.)


a nice young man by RobinLorin;;; summary: “Constance brings Aramis to Thanksgiving dinner as her fake deadbeat boyfriend. Based on the real-life Craisglist ad that went viral recently.”

the opposite of people by roselland (AN ICONIC FIC);;; summary: “The community theatre AU of BBC’s The Musketeers you never knew you wanted. Athos as stage manager, Porthos as props, Constance as costumes/makeup, Aramis as the quintessential Actor, and D'Artagnan as everybody’s favorite ingenue.”

the most devoted servant by pristineungift (aka the fic where i CRY);;;; summary: “I will watch over your son and guard him with all my strength and heart. I will lay down my life for him, if necessary. He will have no more devoted servant.”

a royal crown by suzieshooter;;; summary: “The Queen’s whimsical requests are not to be disobeyed. Aramis is happy. Athos less so.”

all you’ve been allowed by evenwithanapple;;;; summary: “Constance makes her escape.”

starts with goodbye by ladyofglencairn, sweetrupturedelight;;; summary: “The Queen is with child. Perhaps with time, he would find acceptance in what had become the greatest injustice of his life.”

friends in high places by obstinate_as_an_allegory;;;; summary: “When Bonacieux is taken for ransom on a business trip, the musketeers are tempted to sit this one out.”

winter, late in leaving by MDJensen;;; summary: “April of 1625 had been one of the hardest months of Porthos’ life. But in a strange way, it had probably been one of the best as well. Savoy-centric origin story, in which Aramis is grieving, Porthos is a saint, and Athos just kind of shows up, eventually.”

Instructions: You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping.

i was tagged by hope @nsfwseok ty !!! :”DDD

  1. Call Me Baby by EXO
  2. All Night by Beyoncé
  3. One by Ed Sheeran
  4. Some Love by Red Velvet
  5. The Strays by Sleeping With Sirens
  6. Friend, Please by Twenty One Pilots
  7. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban by Panic! at the Disco
  8. This Town by Niall Horan
  9. Little White Lies by Bring Me The Horizon
  10. Gold Medal Ribbion by Pierce The Veil

i tag @minyoong-ii @bi-hoseok @sugasprincesa @yoongi-exe @glowinghobii @cafehobi @bfkook @warmjins @butterscotchhoseok @parkejimins

People, can you please please tag your Rebels spoilers.

I literally clicked onto tumblr to check my inbox to be met with a GIANT fucking spoiler at the top of my dash. The exact same thing happened last week, and too many weeks before. Tag your shit. It takes 2 seconds and makes fandom a better place as we all get to engage with the source material on our own terms.

Be excellent to each other, rebels.