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tumblr:  My name is Zak Bagans. I’ve never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures.

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I’m no longer happy at home. It no longer feels like a home. My parents alienate me, by treating my brother and I very differently. My life is pretty much dictated by my parents. It’s not a good place anymore. I have reached a point of stagnation in this house, because i am not allowed to make mistakes, or to explore myself, or to enjoy my very few moments of leisure time.

That’s why I am so happy and appreciative of the few people that help me get away from that environment, if only for a little while. Cooking a meal together, napping together. Cuddling and kissing. Even just sitting next to each other makes me feel so content, and safe and happy. Sending funny pictures or cute jokes or just anything that makes me smile. Knowing that there are people who share your feelings for them. Knowing that with all my mistakes and all my faults, you stay and help me try and pick up the pieces. It’s not easy, but it sure does help so much when I know that there are people out there who know what I’ve been through and decide to let me in so that I can take shelter and heal. and you know who are.

“just be good to [him], remain loyal to [his] loyalty, and reciprocate [his] love” R.H. Sin

LUCIO AGAIN BECAUSE  WHAT A BAE

Okay I know I know you guys are prob tired of seeing text posts from me but I mean I just need everyone to stop for a moment.

Has ANYONE done the “crushing a watermelon with those thighs” joke with Lucio yet?
Because I haven’t seen one yet and I am flabbergasted. 
Because I mean let’s go back to capoeira for just a moment
Not only are my boys thighs thicc (yes thicc because just thick doesn’t do it JUSTICE) But you KNOW that shit is all muscle.
It would take him like 2 seconds.

Okay I am done, I promise, I just needed to share that. 

anonymous asked:

Are you terribly afraid of miscarriage? I had a miscarriage in the past and am now pregnant again and All I can think about is miscarriage. It's completely consumed me. Any tips for how to be more positive about it and feel like this time is different?

I’m terrified. So much so I can’t seem to get attached yet. Like, the only nickname I’ve come up with is a joke one, Gary Frick Jr. Something like sweet pea or peanut or something seem too, personal. My body has failed me so many times, I just can’t rely on it.

I’m more afraid that this is the last chance I’ll ever have. Like I will never get pregnant again if this doesn’t work out. But regardless I know I will be ok. I don’t know how, but I have been through so much and bounced back that I feel like nothing could truly kill me.

I don’t know how to give you advice other than suggesting what I am doing: just take it one day at a time. Set goals and milestones for yourself and celebrate every single one. Be thankful for every second you are pregnant and every symptom you have, cause there are so many who would give anything just to see that positive test.

I think something that has always been important to me is to not be apologetic for feeling a certain way. If you are anxious, that’s ok. If you are scared, that’s ok. Talk to the people in your lives, even if that’s people on Tumblr. Find a healthy support system that will build you up, and not someone who will make you feel bad or stupid for reacting a certain way.

Congrats on your pregnancy and I hope you have healthy easy pregnancy and a healthy baby in your arms in 8 months.

voltron: ghost adventures au

the unholy spawn of the skype chat… ideas from @mrsokkawatertribe @kagxyama @avilic & me…

- keith: My name is Keith. Lead investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigators Pidge, lance and hunk. The four of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures

- keith picks fights with the ghosts
- its just keith yelling at ghosts and pidge is like “KEITH SHUT UP I”M TRYING    TO GET AN EMF READING”
- hunk and pidge build the ghost hunting equipment
- lance is the nonbeliever who starts coming along as a joke to talk shit/hit on the ghosts, freaks out whenever theres a noise
- lance and keith fight over whether the ghosts are real or not (actual physical fight)
- hunk is the timid camera man
- hunk isn’t sure but wants to find out if theyre real or not and generally tries to convince keith not to provoke the ghosts
- hunk stays out of this mess,,,,,he just help build equipment he’s not fucking with the dead
- hunk: feels a cold breeze NOPE NOT TODAY runs out of the building                  them: hunk did you get it on camera?????!!!! the ghost hit me !!                          hunk, already 10 miles away from the building,
- hunk is the most reasonable about it, keith wants to fight them all, pidge has to keep yelling at keith to shut up, lance doesn’t believe in them but hits on empty rooms anyway
- they bring in shiro with them and he’s out in like 5 minutes
- shiro is the guy with the van they always beg to help them lug equipment and he’s like… I better keep these damn kids from getting killed or contracting tetnus from broken glass in an abandoned house (has 911 speed dial, snacks and safety equipment) (keiths brother)
- allura keeps telling them not to go places, they ignore her in favor of going to the exact place she said not to go
- She tells them to at least bring a jacket but they never do and always regret it later on
- coran is the old guy that thinks they’re going to a sleep over
- coran is like have fun! heres money for takeout! LOL
- they use the money to buy like a shit ton a fries at mcdonalds

The ending of The Killing Joke always amazes me because Batman and Joker have this one moment of clarity and realization that they’re both insane in different ways. Like they both end up laughing at a joke that represents them both while also accepting that they’re always going to be in a never-ending fight between each other.

Two things:

There are many things bisexuals get offended by that I don’t really understand.

Now, I AM only a child, and I’ve only identified as a bisexual for about a year or two, but I still don’t understand why bisexuals get offended by being asked if they have a preference and when people joke about them being “half gay and half straight.”

I understand these are both things bisexuals seem to hear a lot, and I guess it can get annoying, but people tend over-react whenever someone says either of these things.

Personally, I DO have a preference; I prefer women, but I’ll still date a man. And if you don’t have a preference, just politely tell the person that. You don’t need to go completely ape-shit over it like I see most bisexuals do. I’m not saying EVERY bi person does this and over-reacts to this, but you have to admit that the majority does act a lot harsher than needed when asked this question.

Secondly, bisexuals often get angry when someone jokingly states that they are “half gay” or “half straight.” This really doesn’t make sense to me. Me and my friends joke about this all the time, I am a bisexual and I really don’t see why people get so offended by this. Yes, bisexuality is a whole ‘nother sexuality, and doesn’t make you “half gay” and “half straight”, but this is generally said as a JOKE. And, people are going to kill me for this, but it isn’t even EXACTLY wrong. You, on one half, prefer women, and also men. It’s normally half and half. You TECHNICALLY are half homosexual and half heterosexual. On one half, you like people of the same sex. On the other half, you like people of the opposite sex.

I’m not saying you aren’t allowed to be offended or upset about these things, but just don’t over-react SO MUCH. Focus your anger on things like people who believe bisexuality means you’re just open to a threesome with any man and women. THAT’S something to get angry about.

But that’s just my opinion, and you can get angry over anything you want; besides, anger isn’t REALLY a choice.

Language ahead

I usually try to keep things pleasant (if passive aggressive. I’m not perfect.) around here because who doesn’t like to laugh and smile and joke and have a good time, but I just want to be clear that I am under zero obligation to interact with/be kind to someone who once (more than once, I believe, but I’ve only got the one screencap saved so let’s say once) referred to me and my friends as cunts. I don’t go out of my way to “get back at” or attack that person, because I don’t care that much, but it’s not my job to be like “hey everyone, be nice” or say “heya, I feel like there is some unnecessary animosity here, why don’t you give me your point of view.” I got their point of view once, that’s enough for me at this juncture.

SO YEAH while theoretically the whole “fandom positivity” goes both ways, historically for us it has not, so I’m gonna go ahead and keep doing my own thing. 

Now back to the regularly scheduled nonsense.  

Hiatus

It won’t be forever, but, there are things I need to focus my mind on. I will come back and post screen caps and maybe gifs of Sunday’s episode. And of course any new posts from @tmnt-intothenight I am however, turning off my anon. Any asks will be answered when I come back. I’m very good at hiding my emotions and feelings and I know that is very unhealthy. I’m working on it. I want to focus most of my attention to Pie, her hospital recovery is of utmost importance to me right now. Only a very few know, how upset I’ve actually been..and Pie…I love you loads. I want you to get better so we can cause trouble again :P….ok…joking aside…there is no need to feel sorry for me or pity me in this. I’m not the one who’s ill right now. Just know that I am ok and Pie is the one that needs all the extra love. I’m signing off of my main account and signing into another Tumblr account I have..that again only a select few know about. I’m not off the grid…just lurking..around. I have things that help me a great deal. So that is what I’ll be doing and where I will be. I love you all, and again this isn’t forever. 

anonymous asked:

am i the only one who doesn't want them to start kissing on camera... i mean obviously i wouldn't mind if it was just 1 kiss (and even if i had to choose between that and an unexpected kiss in the background of someone else's vlog i'd choose the unexpected one) but i don't want them to get used to it bc i feel like if they start kissing on camera and it becomes a normal thing the zalfie fandom wouldn't be as big as it is now, what would there be to fangirl over?

hahaha actually i always say probably I AM the only one who doesn’t want them to kiss or share their internal jokes or private stuff. i love it when they don’t share sweet moments, private moments, have their own jokes they don’t tell us. i even hate when sean vlogs them or even alfie’s parents. because i just want them to keep somethings personal and normal.

i mean they are so precious because their relationship is not fully online, they keep most parts to themselves.

and i always prefer zalfie moments if they are caught in the backgrounds. they are the REAL fangirl moments.

anonymous asked:

I get both sides about the sleeping thing. But I am only annoyed with Riley because she was conscious enough to make kissy faces for Lucas but still didn't wake up for Maya. I'm not saying Riley is this horrible friend but she was awake enough. I don't hate her for it though unlike antiriley people. It was a mistake and it was the middle of the night. I just understand why they're upset.

it’s a kid comedy show the L*cas thing was a joke her sleeping and moving around was a joke. it’s just comedy to lighten the serious talk that’s it. (sorry I was blunt but this topic is just annoying to even debate, and sadly it be worse for next episode)

also i wish my brother would stop “joking” about how i was supposed to get a b in maths and that c is a really shit grade because he KNOWS how much stress maths caused me because i was getting Ds right up to the year 11 mocks and i worked my ASS OFF to get to a B grade level and i am a fucking b grade student the only reason i didnt get a b is because they increased the grade boundaries by 10 marks so now all that hard work isnt reflected into my final grade whens the education system just going to admit that they hate students 

I JUST FLIRT WITH LARRY BUT TO BE HONEST I COULDN’T DATE LARRY. IM LIKE BEYONCÉ, SHE ADMITTED TO BEING POSSESSIVE AND I WOULD BE BOTH JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE IF I DATED MR BOURGEOIS. I WOULD HAVE LARRY LOCKED UP SOMEWHERE AND THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD VISIT HIM WOULD BE LAU, AND HE MIGHT GET LOCKED UP TOO IF HE DONT STOP ALL THAT FLIRTING THROUGH HIS DANCE AND TANK TOPS😜😜😜 🙊😂😂😂😂 JUST JOKING I AINT CRAZY BUT YEAH I’M AM POSSESSIVE SO ILL JUST STICK TO MY FANFICS AND HARMLESS FLIRTING 😁😁😁😁🙈🙈🙈🙈😝😝😝😘😘❤️❤️HEY BOO @lestwinson 😂😂😂😂😂
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renai-chan  asked:

I just found the time to get back to you after seeing the Secret Santa reveals and can I just say I was right in that I *must* have read your other fics before because no writer *that good* can possibly go unnoticed. I am squeeing and fangirling all over the place that I have a gift fic from *faedreamer* because IMHO you are one of the *best* writers in the Hartwin fandom, no joke and I only wish I could read more of your work ^^ Thank you, THANK YOU!!! :D *hugs*

Originally posted by tennydr10confidential

No, honestly, this message made me make such incoherent noises, I cannot even explain. Ask my wife. She had no clue what was causing such sounds to come out of my mouth.

I am genuinely so glad you loved your fic. I was very worried when the prompt mix up happened that you’d be so disappointed you didn’t get one of your prompts written. I tried hard to take as much as I could from your likes/dislikes lists and create something you’d still like and it makes me so effing happy that it worked. I just really didn’t want anyone to be let down, it’s like my biggest fear lol.

As for the ‘one of the best’ lol, that is incredibly sweet and flattering (and probably over-stating by a good bit, ha), especially considering the amount of amazing talent in the Hartwin fandom (YOURSELF INCLUDED, HOLY SHIT NO PRESSURE!). Doing this for you really was so much fun and I am really happy you enjoyed it just as much as I did and were happy with your gift.

Thank you so much for letting me know, it means a whole hell of a lot and I’m just so happy! :)

anonymous asked:

What's wrong with Dragon Ball? I can only really think of the sex jokes, treatment of some female characters, and blatant sexualization of a child (Chi Chi). I tend to let the first two of those go since it's a series catered to young Japanese boys from the 80's. I get it's still fucked up, and I am harsh towards modern series that do those things, but because of its time I'm not too hard on it. Is that wrong of me? I wasn't going to ask that but now I'm wondering.

See, I just can’t do that. I can’t say, “Oh, it was just a different time.”

Because it wasn’t. Not really.

It was a different time in terms of things like…computers and technology, but the concepts of consent and bodily autonomy are not something new to the human race. We didn’t just discover them in the last thirty years. They were there. And you can tell.

Like, why is it “funny” that Bulma flashes her naked ass at the audience and a hell of a lot more than that at Master Roshi?

Because she doesn’t know she’s doing it.

That’s the joke.

She thinks all she’s doing is showing her panties, and she’s fine with that, but earlier that morning, when she was still fast asleep, Goku took her panties off without her knowing it, and she never realized they were missing.

The joke is not just, “Ha, she’s naked.”

The joke is, “Ha, she’s naked, and she doesn’t mean to be.”

The violation is the joke. The lack of knowing consent is the joke.

It’s not like the author didn’t know about the importance of consent. He knew. And the fact that consent isn’t there is why it’s supposed to be “funny.”

And then, later on, when she realizes what happened, she freaks the fuck out, and quite rightly. But the show plays that for comedy, too. It’s “funny” that her privacy has been violated, and it’s “funny” that she’s upset about it.

Which is sick.

And this happens, like, three more times over the course of the first volume alone.

There is a lot of nudity in early Dragonball, and the joke is always either, “Someone sees Bulma naked, and she doesn’t want that” or, “Goku is naked, and Bulma doesn’t want to see that.”

Either way, it’s about violating her consent and putting her in situations she doesn’t want to be in.

And it never really goes away. It stops happening as often after a certain point, but even up through the end of Z, people are still treating her like a sex object. Even Goku starts deliberately doing it, promising the Elder Kai sexual favors from Bulma in exchange for his help. You know, like, what the fuck?

- Mod A.

anonymous asked:

Whats wrong with pewdiepie?

lmao he referred to dating a trans woman as “fucking disgusting” and makes homophobic jokes all the time??? and he makes rape jokes in half of his videos. he did apologize for his rape jokes in a video but it was literally the most half-assed apology ever. his fanbase is usually teenagers and he makes jokes about self harm and suicide so??? hes also sexist and makes jokes about women literally all the time mostly saying “get back in the kitchen”. he also literally made a song called “its raping time”  and only took it down when he started losing subscribers for it. his fan base literally sends death threats to anyone even remotely talking bad about him, meaning i am probably gonna get a lot just for posting this lmao. please dont follow me if you support him.