anonymous asked:

Yo you know what's a really good fucking feeling? Knowing how bad your last relationship was. How it destroyed you and almost turned you into someone you're not. Lost friends. Being the one to blame for everything, feeling like you needed to "fix" yourself. then you realize this, isn't me. I know me. You finally learn to let go and be free. It's like you can breathe again. Safe to say I have found someone who actually talks to me as a priority not convenience. I was so blind before. Wtf

HELL FUCKING YES DUDE!!! I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!!!! THAT FEELING YOU DESCRIBED IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING FEELING!!!! Both the feeling of being free from your ex and finding someone who makes you feel important. My girlfriend makes me feel so much

I am quite convinced that the corruption bomb did not go off as planned. 

Because, as it went down, it makes no sense. Homeworld sent an emergency evacuation order, there was a massive rush to get the hell outta dodge, and they couldn’t even wait for all the loyal gems to escape Earth. But..why? Why all the rush? 

Corruption, for all intents and purposes, is something that is unique to Earth and Earth alone. Peridot says that there’s nothing like corruption on Homeworld and Jasper blames Earth for corruption. Therefore, there is no way that Rose Quartz or any of the Crystal Gems could have predicted that Homeworld could have set off the corruption bomb and thus prepared for it. The Diamonds could have waited until after all the loyal gems had gotten off planet, and then set off the corruption bomb. That way, they wouldn’t lose any “precious resources”. 

But there was a rush. And I genuinely believe that the Diamonds, for whatever reason, set off the corruption bomb earlier than intended. That they set it into motion before they gave the evacuation order. So there had to be a mad rush to get off Earth. Because corruption was going to happen soon, and there was nothing they could do to stop it. 

"My Real Safe Haven"

Why am I down here? What is the place? Who’s living here?

Well I’ll tell you why.

I’m down here because I’ve committed a very horrible crime. I’m at this hotel. Hazbin… Hotel. Literally in Hell! And… I’m going to find out who’s living here.

Before I got here, I was a student in Safe Haven academy. I was there for a year. I made a couple of friends there. I was surprised because I am a human, not a creature nor animal. It took me a while to make some friends.

So… why am I here? Let’s just say that I was friends with someone who had bad luck, and all I did was end his suffering.

So I walk inside this giant red, gothic lobby in the hotel. Every color was, well, freakin’ red! Has a giant chandelier and has paintings of Satan and his followers. One of the paintings shows Satan with a little devil sitting next to him. No smiles. Just the two sitting together on a chair. I guess, like father and son? I don’t know.

I walk forward, amazed by the scenery. I see a HUGE STAIRCASE WITH THE STEPS’ COLOR BEING RED! And there’s a tiny little desk that is literally next to the giant ass staircase.

I look at this black spider looking creature. Looks like, in human years, that he’s forty years old. Brian mustache. Weird.

He looks at me weirdly and asks for my name.

“William.” I state my name.

“You dead right?” The spider asks immediately. Just to make sure. This hotel is only for anyone who’s both dead and who lives in Hell.

“Yes. I got beaten to death by Jack’s friend, Zill.” I say that with guilt. I just wanted to put Jack in a better place.

“Sorry ‘bout that.” The spider says, now starting to feel bad.

I am just wearing a black t-shirt with red pants. Yes, it’s stupid. But it’s Hell, what did you expect?

He assigns me to a room. I get my keys and I walk up the stairs.

I’m in my room that looks like a motel room. A bed that’s in the far corner, with a television that’s across from the bed, and a bathroom that’s by the front door.

I sit in my room watching TV.

An hour passes by, and I’m bored.

I get up and I walk around the hotel.

I walk to this recreation room that’s by the main lobby. It has a huge fireplace, of course. And I see some creatures sitting on this very long black leather couch.

I see a pink and red werewolf that sounds and looks like a tomboy.

A giant pink spider looking male… wait female? Who is he or she?

I see a girl wearing a sparkly red and black dress , wearing black gloves, and has a southern accent.

A one eyed girl that sounds like and looks like she’s shy. Wearing a orange dress.

A purple looking dude like me that is wearing glasses and is wearing a purple buttoned up suit.

And a gothic looking girl with a black and pink shirt with skulls that’s on the center of the shirt. Looks like a girl you will see from a hot topic looking store.

As I walk near them, they’re arguing. I cough out loud and they all look at me! Staring straight into my eyes!

Really? I just got here!

Some of these so called “Demons” are scared. Of me?!

The sparkly girl blushes just by looking at me, and the tomboy looking wolf just doesn’t look like she’s impressed. Just by looking at me, she doesn’t seem to give a shit about me or my appearance.

The rest are frightened by my appearance.

The sparkly girl walks up to me.

“Hi! Um…. you new here, sugar?”

She immediately blushes by what she says to me.

I literally have no idea what to feel or how to feel about this situation.


I say to her with a slight smile.

We both shake hands and exchange names.

So this right here is where I’m getting to know these “Demons”.

I am nervous talking to them. Not knowing what to expect.

But as I keep talking to them, I actually find some interest in all of them.

Everyday, I’ll keep talking to them and I’ll hang out with them!

Each day, we all grow closer and closer to each other!

I feel…. happy!

The whole point of being here, all this time, was to bring others together.

We are family.

If I never met them, I can’t even think of what I would be doing if I never met them.

I’m glad there is no end. We’re in Hell. We’re basically alive, while technically being dead. Ha.

@vivziepop @faustisse @elijah-dawg-one @fanboyofallthingsfandom @kingoffantasy516 @renegade-timel0rd @briam516

oscar wilde
  • had three middle names
  • spoke five languages
  • was sentenced to prison for sodomy
  • was 16 when he had his first kiss
  • loved to travel
  • had an eidetic memory
  • lied about his age on his marriage certificate
  • held seances at his house
  • spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were
  • kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray
  • had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool
  • the kids at his school called him “grey crow”
  • one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it
  • his favorite word was ivory
  • his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”
  • his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes

“7 or never, 7 or nothing.” #GOT73rdAnniversary #3YearsWithGOT7 #LetsFlyHighLetGreenShine

not taking off my hijab today. i’m never going to let the ugliest, most vile, hateful scum of the earth think they’ve won.

didn’t take my hijab off after 9/11 and i sure as hell am not going to start now.

but i’m here for my muslim sisters that feel the need to. i’m here for you and i love you and you’re absolutely in the right to do what makes you feel safe.

Allah is with you.

In honor of my 5th semester in a row of all A’s (hell yeah boiiiii) I’m going to make this post. I don’t know how I did it because I am honestly so lazy.

  1. Grades are reflective of your work ethic and your ability to strategize, not your intelligence.
  2. Be real with yourself. Are you sure you are ready to commit to perfect grades? Are you ready to work, day in and day out, when it sucks and classes are boring and hard? Are you ready to feel satisfied for all of the hard work you put in? If the answer is yes, congratulations. You are on your way to becoming a straight-A student.
  3. Prioritize classes. Not every class requires the same amount of work, and you should find out the hardest classes early on in the semester. These will take the most time, and you will have to spend extra time and effort to get a good grade. When choosing classes, make sure you will be able to handle them. Make sure you will be able to ace all of them, at the same time. That being said, don’t shy away from hard classes. You have to challenge yourself. Take a few AP’s. They are worth it.
  4. Make friends with teachers/professors, especially the ones that teach hard subjects. I am very close with my chemistry professor, and this has proved invaluable because I am able to get free tutoring, as well as a great recommendation letter for college apps.
  5. Have other goals. You need to do something that is not studying to keep you productive. I would highly recommend joining a sports team or club. I exercise (usually running and weightlifting) at least 2 hours a day, usually more. Playing 2 sports made me more healthy, social, and productive. Running calms me down, and weightlifting makes me feel strong. Do whatever makes you feel good, as long as it’s healthy.
  6. Learn to manage time well. How do I play 2 sports, get straight A’s, have a studyblr, and have time to spare? The answer is that I take care of myself well. I go to bed at 10:30 or 11 each night so I can get 7 ish hours of sleep. I do homework during lunch or in class so I don’t do it at home.
  7. Slack off. Yep. I said it. I complete assignments strategically, spending the most time on things worth the most points. Things that will only take a few minutes can occasionally be done in class right before the teacher is collecting homework. I have done this all too often. That being said, small assignments really do add up so make sure you do an acceptable job and turn them in on time.
  8. Turn something in. It is ok to sometimes slack off in quality, but if something is due, you better turn something in. Something is better than nothing. Getting extensions on assignments for no reason will make the teacher think you are lazy, or don’t care about their class. Every single essay and worksheet does not have to be your best work, but make sure you fill the basic assignment requirements, and it should be enough. 
  9. Extra. Credit. Some classes don’t offer this, but if they do, just freaking do it man. Knowing you can miss an assignment because you did extra credit earlier is the best feeling, especially when doing that assignment would have meant losing sleep. 
  10. Plan (sort of). I have a bullet journal where I write important assignments down. As I said, there are some assignments not worth your time that you can half-ass. The ones I write down are the ones I need to do well. If you write down every. last. assignment. you will burn out and stop planning altogether. 
  11. Sometimes, go above and beyond. You know that subject you really like? With an awesome teacher? Spend time on it. Make your project extra beautiful, and read ahead in the textbook. Watch video lectures online, and maybe even make a studyblr post about it. Your extra work might not be turned in for credit, but it will make you feel a whole lot more knowledgeable on the subject. Do this for classes you hate, too. Maybe it’s not as bad as you think it is. The extra effort might allow you to see the beauty in a subject you used to despise. 
  12. Be real with yourself (again). This past semester, I had a B+ for a few months in a subject I really love. I wasn’t mad, and I didn’t stress about it, because, honestly? It doesn’t really matter. Eventually I brought the grade up again, but it would be fine to me either way. 

i’m making a pact with savage, i’m letting chaos by my side. we tried clean, we tried begging, we came to the war with our hands folded in prayer. god forbid we become the aggressor, we were told to let our buildings burn if it meant giving fire a chance. i am done with it. i arrive equipped with rage, kiss Ares openmouthed until we both see red, fly in on a hell chariot.

fuck you. i’m sick of waiting peacefully while others go to death. i come with blood on my hands, link arms with the furies, ride all four horses of the apocalypse. call me achilles.

fuck you.out of pure spite, i came here to live.

you might get an ovation

pairing: daveed diggs x reader, lin-manuel miranda x reader, daveed x reader x lin (i think that’s how this should be listed idk) 

request: @iamafangirlforeverthing​: “Can you write a reader imagine where daveed and Lin compete for her affections and just pure nsfw…” and @itsme-ashley-marie​: “Can I get some super kinky role play?!” AND @derpypenguin​: “Lin smut with maybe some nice daddy/papi kink with some bondage maybe??”

summary: lin and daveed are both super into reader. she goes with this for a little, before they realize there’s only one way to make them all happy.

warnings: NSFW, smut, flirting, wall sex, dom/sub, begging, dirty talk, clippng lyrics, oral sex, prof/student roleplay, bath sex, threesome (kinda…), spitroasting, mentions of other kinks,

word count: 4,936

a/n: i am going straight to hell. probably tomorrow, honestly. title from clippng’s “wriggle.” this was fun. enjoy!! lemme know whatchu think!! the sequel to this smut sin is here 

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Seriously. Just THINK

There is NO WAY it was real!!! Really go back and think. Take your broken hearts and treat them with care, but look past your ache for a second and really think. Sentiment is getting the best of you. It doesn’t make sense because it isn’t real.

There will be a fourth episode. It is the only explanation of all the facts. People always stop at three AND where did the TAB parallels go? I am going to re-watch in a little bit but I did not see any glaringly obvious ones unless you count John in the well as a waterfall type illusion.

The blogs. The odd domesticity of the their tweets. The countless inconsistencies. Skull hell. Literal impossible feats for human kind. Time lapses. Pronoun misuses. Gun meta galore. The resolving of cases. I mean come ON.

I know you’re angry and hurt and confused but there is no way a writer would write all of this and then forget to connect the dots. It’s not remotely possible. As a writer, it literally doesn’t make any sense. Mofftiss would have both suddenly forgotten how to do their damn jobs, a job in which they’ve proven to do extremely well before. If this is real then it means they should actually be examined for head trauma.

Trust your intuition. Take care of your hearts, but seriously, guys, something is FUCKY.

Personal thoughts on the undertale fandom

I’ve been an asshole recently. I’m sorry. Hell, i didn’t want to make my own personal blog here, but people kept begging me to. I am my own person, and i have my own life. 

But that’s not the point.

I really do love the creativity i see in this fandom, and the devotion people have to it. Its amazing one small game i made has had such a huge effect on the world ( well, not that large ). It’s great that more people understand that fighting isn’t always the answer ( Though I didn’t even think the game would revolve around that when i started making the game ). I really do wish this blog could coexist apart from undertale, but if you really want to talk to me about it, sure, why not. You want to make NSFW art, sure. If you want to put unique spins on undertale, that’s also ok.

Stay determined everyone.

The Signs as Celldweller Lyrics

Aries:  “If time’s a song, I won’t wait for its reprise. I am done wishing farewells and goodbyes” - EON

Taurus:  “What the hell is wrong with me? Why am I torturing myself? Fixated on these memories. Like a prisoner inside a cell” - So Long Sentiment

Gemini: “I want to forget mistakes they’ve helped me make. It’s better to be broken than to break” - Frozen

Cancer: “I feel lost in time. But if I wait for direction my lifetime will pass me by.” - Lost In Time

Virgo: “Are you hoping for something? Waiting for some sign? It’s time to jump in or simply get the hell out. I think you better make up your mind” - The Best It’s Gonna Get

Leo: “You go on pretending that you own the universe and we’ll all be here watching as you’re falling down to earth” - Down To Earth

Scorpio: “I’ve pinned my heart to my sleeve so that the whole world can see I have a heart on for you” - Heart On

Sagittarius: “How could have I been so earthbound with my heart in the depths and my face in the ground? It’s time to uproot myself and move on.” - Birthright

Libra: “Lead in my gut, not in my spine. I feel distracted all the time” - So Long Sentiment

Capricorn: “Don’t back up, your ass is to the wall again and aren’t you sick of wasting so much time?” - Birthright

Aquarius: “I’ve already crossed my heart and hoped to die and it’s true, I am a fighter with a point to prove.” - Heart On

Pisces: “A problem I’m not solving, eternally revolving. I wandered from the pathway, praying you will come to save me.” - Lost In Time

Alright so this is hopefully the last political post I will make okay.

Do not fucking vote trump okay?? This man is a monster that not only threatens America but the world. No one will be safe. If this man can’t be trusted with a goddamn twitter account how the hell is he going to be trusted with nuclear codes? He is a monster.

Do NOT vote third party it is useless and it’s throwing away your vote.

Please vote Hillary. PLEASE. I am scared. No I am fucking terrified. Do NOT let that horrible man get elected.

Vote. Go out and fucking vote. Please. Don’t be responsible for bringing Hitler 2.0 into office

Promise Me, guys

That y’all aren’t going to drive under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or while so tired you can’t safely operate a vehicle.

So many people die on New Years and New Years Eve because they think they’re ok to drive, or are so sure they’re awake enough that their reaction times are ok, and they wreck their vehicle. 
They get hurt, they hurt others, people turn celebration into funeral arrangements or a day to figure out how to pay for a hospital bill.

I know 2016 has been one motherfucker of a year, just make sure ending it doesn’t end you.

If you drink at a friend’s house, or at a party, go to a bar– what have you– arrange an uber, tell a designated driver to cut your ass off no matter what you do, so on. Hell, if you’re at a friend or family member’s house tell them you now own the couch or a section of the floor till the later AM. 
If you do some drugs, same thing. If some shit goes down and you feel a bit too fucked up to be at someone’s house, get the person who should have been staying sober in case of emergency to take your ass home. Don’t drink and do drugs because if you mix uppers and downers that’s how you fuck yourself up and end up in an ambulance. Alcohol and downers like pot will also fuck you up, don’t do it.
And drugs that fuck up your reaction times in general– do not drive while you’re under the influence of them.

If you know for damn sure you cannot get a ride, will not be able to sleep where you are, and know shit’s going to happen– please, please remember that if you get behind the wheel, you will endanger everyone if you drive under the influence. 
If you get in your car, get in the back seat and sleep there, put blankets and pillows in there or something so you have a New Years camp out. 
Go get breakfast. 

Just for the sake of yourself and others– do not drive while impaired!

  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook: hey guys where's all the jam?
  • Jimin: didyoujustsayjams
  • Jungkook: no i-
  • Jimin: *war flashbacks*