am i the grinch

khadgar and illidan on a romantic first date at the movies

khadgar, straddling a massive bucket of conjured popcorn mixed in with mana Pepsi™ and chewing loudly: hey do you want any of these pissy shitties. i conjured them myself. they’re called pissy shitties and they’re considered a delicacy in dalaran

illidan, crying green slime through his blindfold: this movie is so fucking moving. this film is so sad it is the only movie that understands who i am (they’re watching The Grinch with Jim Carey)

I just realized that I am the Grinch when it’s finals week:

WHEN I LOOK AT MY FINAL EXAM SCHEDULE:

WHEN I START STRESS EATING:

WHEN I REALIZE HOW MUCH STUDYING I STILL HAVE TO DO:

WHEN I TRY TO PROCRASTINATE DOING MY WORK:

WHEN I REALIZE THAT I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ON THE STUDY GUIDE:

WHEN ALL THE LATE NIGHT CRAMMING CAUSED ME TO START TO LOSE MY SANITY:

WHEN MY FRIENDS START TO GET CONCERNED THAT THEY HAVEN’T SEEN ME IN DAYS:

WHEN MY FRIENDS FINALLY CONVINCE ME TO GO OUT:

WHEN I REALIZE THAT WINTER BREAK IS JUST…

WHEN MY CLASS FINISHES OUR FINAL:

AFTER I FINISH ALL MY FINALS AND REALIZE THAT I NO LONGER NEED TO REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM MY CLASSES UNTIL AFTER BREAK:

warning signs // pcy // 9

Originally posted by foreverxoxoexo

→ mafia!au
→ in which two respectively fucked up people found a way to love each other despite the warning signs.
→ word count: 1.4k
masterlist
→ song of the chapter: struggling by safe to swim, if i only had a heart by jack haley and adrianna caselotti

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“Do you guys think I could rig up the office with traps like this kid does?!”

“If you do I’m not defending you in court Trucy.”k“Haha, we all know Polly’s gonna be the one to get into all of them!”

And here’s my secret santa for @miluotic!! I know you said you wanted some family fluff and being the grinch that I am I chose the only festive thing I’d ever done; watching home alone with the family.

I hope you have a good one this year!

anonymous asked:

Just so you know---not to be weird or hit on you but like youre legit so beautiful - i almost cried just -- you glow <3 ^-^

i am blushin x10000 ty so much i feel like that part in the grinch where his heart is growin too big for his chest

fineillsignup  asked:

Dear Santa Kat, I have been a huge nasty KakaSaku this year, and I would like as my reward the schmoopiest, fluffiest follow up to Take My Past and Take My Sins, pretty please.

I am anything, but a grinch, so here you go, my love!

Giggles with a Stuffed Turtle

Also on ao3 and ffn

               Kakashi’s knee bounced absent mindedly as he sat at his desk with his arm wrapped around a small toddler. She had a stuffed turtle in her hands – courtesy of Gai – that she seemed to be very distracted by if her quiet giggles were anything to go by. Her silver hair was pinned up in spiky pigtails with red ribbons. Her dress was a soft pink that complimented her eyes and it wasn’t difficult to guess who her parents were.

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yoongi scenario | don’t be such a grinch

Day 8 of ‘12 Days of Bangtan’

- Yoongi is always grouchy during Christmas, especially when he has to meet your relatives. It’s your job to put a smile on his face -

genre: fluff
insp: ‘You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch’ by Thurl Ravenscroft
word count: 1k


“Please, be on your best behaviour.” That’s what you had entreated Yoongi, sitting in the car, before the two of you went into your parent’s house. He had nodded his head, but you saw this knuckles go white as he gripped the steering wheel. You knew this would be a strain on him, with your parents invariably scrutinising him, checking to make sure he was taking proper care of you, as always - their precious child must be treated like royalty, nothing else would do. And it had all been going well… until, after a few glasses of mulled wine, and constant prodding courtesy of your mother, Yoongi had exploded.

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OK so i was doing my yearly re-watch of How the Grinch Stole Christmas with my family, an i noticed something that i have never see discussed, never even seen acknowledged, and i believe that it should be… there is a lesbian couple in the move, and no its not background characters, they play a huge role in the movie itself its these two

think about it, they live together, a baby was SENT to them, and they proceeded to raise the Grinch together.


honestly look at these two