khadgar and illidan on a romantic first date at the movies
khadgar, straddling a massive bucket of conjured popcorn mixed in with mana Pepsi™ and chewing loudly: hey do you want any of these pissy shitties. i conjured them myself. they’re called pissy shitties and they’re considered a delicacy in dalaran
illidan, crying green slime through his blindfold: this movie is so fucking moving. this film is so sad it is the only movie that understands who i am (they’re watching The Grinch with Jim Carey)
→ mafia!au → in which two respectively fucked up people found a way to love each other despite the warning signs. → word count: 1.4k → masterlist → song of the chapter: struggling by safe to swim, if i only had a heart by jack haley and adrianna caselotti
“Do you guys think I could rig up the office with traps like this kid does?!”
“If you do I’m not defending you in court Trucy.”k“Haha, we all know Polly’s gonna be the one to get into all of them!”
And here’s my secret santa for @miluotic!! I know you said you wanted some family fluff and being the grinch that I am I chose the only festive thing I’d ever done; watching home alone with the family.
knee bounced absent mindedly as he sat at his desk with his arm wrapped around a
small toddler. She had a stuffed turtle in her hands – courtesy of Gai – that
she seemed to be very distracted by if her quiet giggles were anything to go
by. Her silver hair was pinned up in spiky pigtails with red ribbons. Her dress
was a soft pink that complimented her eyes and it wasn’t difficult to guess who
her parents were.
- Yoongi is always grouchy during Christmas, especially when he has to meet your relatives. It’s your job to put a smile on his face -
genre: fluff insp: ‘You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch’ by Thurl Ravenscroft word count: 1k
“Please, be on your best behaviour.” That’s what you had
entreated Yoongi, sitting in the car, before the two of you went into
your parent’s house. He had nodded his head, but you saw this knuckles go white
as he gripped the steering wheel. You knew this would be a strain on him, with
your parents invariably scrutinising him, checking to make sure he was
taking proper care of you, as always - their precious child must be treated like royalty, nothing else would do. And it had all been going well… until, after a few glasses of
mulled wine, and constant prodding courtesy of your mother, Yoongi had exploded.
OK so i was doing my yearly re-watch of How the Grinch Stole Christmas with my family, an i noticed something that i have never see discussed, never even seen acknowledged, and i believe that it should be… there is a lesbian couple in the move, and no its not background characters, they play a huge role in the movie itself its these two
think about it, they live together, a baby was SENT to them, and they proceeded to raise the Grinch together.