am i stupid for posting this

Shadowhunters as @wolfpupy tweets
  • Clary: i'm not going to claim that i know everything, i am simply going to act like it
  • Jace: "just when i thought things couldn't get worse" that was your first mistake, things always get worse regardless of thinking
  • Luke: "i don't think..." yeah you don't think, i on the other hand am constantly thinking, various thoughts and ideas, as a genius of intelligents
  • Simon: i feel like if people respected me for the sheer stupidity of my actions i would get a lot more respect
  • Izzy: you can use a whip to open a treasure chest or you can use a key to do it, both are valid and should be equally respected
  • Alec: who would have thought that 10, 20, even 30 seconds later that the thing you said would still not matter to me, yes time is a cruel mistress
  • Magnus: the key to success in life is to work hard, set goals, and have access to a powerful magic spellbook
dragonmustang01 replied to your post: [don’t reblog] Cheerful advisor meeting: going…

I am sooooo fucking angry about that stupid-ass budget. Astronomy and NASA mostly got out fine, but geosciences, mostly climate and weather, got fuuuuuuuucked.

The report we were reading just got funnier and funnier because it was phrased as description –> recommendation, without any justification given, so it was just an exercise in absurdity, like, “Project to identify characteristics of the environments in the southeastern United States that result in particularly high tornado fatality rates. Goal: reduce the number of tornado fatalities yearly in this particularly vulnerable area. NOAA recommends this program be terminated in FY18.” Another highlight was in oceanography where a fleet of unmanned vehicles was allowed to continue existing, but all development, research, maintenance, and repairs were no longer funded. And there was a program that was all about transitioning government research to the private sector, which sounds like a project Republican politicians would stroke tenderly before bed every night. Terminated. It’s not even internally consistent, it’s just cuts across the board for the sake of cuts.

There was an e-mail that I definitely wasn’t supposed to know about, and this person’s assessment was that the US’s geoscientific expertise would pretty much overnight go from a world leader in the field to frozen in the early 2000s, and would likely never recover. Friends in high places are looking to jump ship.

fuck this hellsite

seriously.
like, finally i am feeling much better and crawled out the pit of depression (thanks to you lovely people who read and answered and send me things and messages, ilu all and it made me cheer up, and you can always send me stuff, it always lifts my mood when people actually react to the random shit i do here. lol), and am having a high and kicked myself in the ass, and checked my inbox and wanted to clear it a bit and answer the bunch of lovely messages and ask and memey things i received recently, and this fucked up blue tunglhell and messed up app just. don’t. let. me. do. it. and screw everything up. :/ *cries*
fuck it. hard.

and i bought new oil and acrylic paints today. and new pencils. and will try to do some art again. be warned. :p
and maybe i’ll overcome my stupid precariousnesses and post some old stuff, from like 20 years ago… (:
yeah. so. *but first i need to proper scan them*

anonymous asked:

dark gayradwhitedad show me the forbidden student athlete AU

G O D OKAY so like

in reference to the headcanons list i made, i jokingly brought up a student athlete AU where evan would be a rly sporty dude? and then @stellaisgay and i started talking about this ridiculous OOC AU that is completely unfounded by everything and anything and isnt serious at all where evan is quarterback of the school’s football team and connor is a cheerleader and theyre a Power Couple

so the kwami incorporate their features into the suits, right?

like so:

antennae ribbons

ears 

bald heads

and for those partaking in the spoilerfest from jeremy zag, you can easily see this continues on the rest of the users as well.

…except for the turtle, who they have been fairly secretive about.

so then… what could be waiting for us…?

we can only speculate… 

but my theory is he will look something this:

i dunno about you guys but i am ready for dipsy fu, how bout u?

me scrolling dashboard at 12:14 am: boring, stupid post, wrong, dont care, i’d die for this pic of keanu reeves

Headcanons for Percy’s favorite Disney movie are based on the assumption that he Loves the ocean. Cool, fine. But then why would his favorite movie be The Little Mermaid? A movie about a girl who doesn’t like being in the water, who dreams of getting away from her family and home and being independent, and in the end chooses to leave the ocean permanently, to the point she even isolates her daughter from part of her identity? Doesn’t really make sense.

And Finding Nemo? As a kid that can actually talk to sea creatures, I think it’d be hard for him to watch because it’d be so inaccurate and he’d just end up annoyed, especially when specific sea creatures are portrayed as mean. Idk, I can almost see an argument for this but I just don’t think it fits as well as others.

But Moana? It’s about a girl who loves her island and her home. She loves her people. But yet? The sea calls to her. She connects to it. Even with all the love she has for her island, she feels the tug of the sea. She always finds herself back at the water’s edge. And I just think Percy would relate to that. To her love for her family and the ocean.

Gently throws this post at you

Stop telling young/novice artists ther art is “cringy” and “shitty” and “only fun to laugh at” it’s stupid and gross and just makes you look like a douche canoe.

If I had been harassed at such a young vulnerable stage of my art career I would have quit without a second thought.

To all young/novice artists:
I am here to support you! If you want tips or help with ideas or critiques I’m here to that

Don’t let anyone make you quit what you are doing

You don’t have to be prefect yet but it’s okay to make that somethin you strive for

It is okay to be PROUD OF YOUR ART even if it isn’t of highest quality compared to others

I’m so proud of you for sharing your art and being creative and I love what you do keep it up.

I love to follow novice artists the always surprise me with their improvement.

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My @voltronsecretvalentine gift for @thedemidiaries! hope u like it ✨ Happy Valentine’s day!!

Klance miraculous ladybug AU, am I right or am I right?

Tumblr user 1: “Haha look at this extremely annoying and unfunny joke that I will post all day.”

Tumblr user 2: “You are all fools. I am going to make 37 posts about how stupid you all are.”

✨ february fanfics!! ✨

» After the Storm by ofthedells

Allura, Pidge, Hunk, Lance and Keith go camping.

» bad communication by calliopinaround

“Can we, like, stop speaking in code now actually, because I’m not anymore certain than I was two minutes ago that we’re talking about the same thing and I just want to know if you’re saying you like me back or if I just maybe read way too much into this entire conversation and made that part up?”

» Block, Punch, Dodge by chasing_the_sterek

In which Lance is a secret badass, Keith is surprisingly not as emotionally constipated as normal and everyone cheats at least little bit.

» Dancing Lions, Painted Wings by genericfanatic

Years after peace has been made between the Galran and Altean kingdoms, The witch Haggar comes for vengeance. The young symbol of peace, the half-galran, half-altean Prince Kalor is lost.

» galaxies in your eyes, flowers in my heart by Elysabeth

Lance meets his neighbor, grows flowers, almost dies, paints the universe and falls in love. Not necessarily in this order.

» Ghost of the Future by wittyy_name & Zizzani

When Lance is thrown through time, his future self from one year ahead is transported to the past in his place.

This Lance is faster, stronger, and markedly more mature. Not only that, but he’s distinctly more intuitive about his teammates and A LOT more touchy with Keith.

» Heart on Fire by dumpsterdiva 

Recipe for this fic:
1 peaceful morning jog in the park
1 auto-mechanic hothead keith
1 soccer player sinamonroll™ lance
2 cups mutual pining
A dash of angst
All the sugar in the world
Way too many bad pick-up lines
And a burn so slow you could slow roast a whole Kaltenecker

» He Sleeps in the Sky of Ice by jadencross

It’s been three months since the plan to rescue Allura, and Team Voltron has finally found each other again.

Well, almost.

» He Who Fights Monsters by magisterpavus

When Knight cadet Lance Espinosa is kidnapped by a strange red dragon who kills its own kind, certain truths are revealed…and so are the true monsters.

» how will you know its good (because you never do) by mayerwien

Keith and Lance make a 1 AM pilgrimage to Jollibee, Keith questions everything in the known universe, and Lance just wants to eat his gravy and carbs in peace.

» i just want you to know who i am by Kyoshu_Koi

“It’s you!” Keith screamed, “It’s always been you.”

» it’s quite bizarre, and will remain this way by mayerwien

Dear Mr. Coran,

I am writing to entrust to you the care and supervision of the young man who will be working with our custodial team starting this coming Tuesday. The young man’s name, as I’m sure you already know, is Keith.

» Laughter Lines by tibetanturnips

Keith and Lance have visited Earth a few times since they became paladins twenty years ago. This time will be the hardest.

“I’ll see you in the future when we’re older and we are full of stories to be told.”

» let the whole world know by redburn

Your soulmates first words said to you are inked on your wrist at birth.

Except now Keith decided he wasn’t going to wait for his soulmate to come along, instead he was more keen on asking out the cute barista who worked near their campus.

» Love and Other Questions by squirenonny

Canonverse Soulmate AU with romantic and platonic soulmates (and some gray areas in between)

» never saw you coming by dimpleforyourthoughts

Three months in space on his own would have been fine. Three months in space with Lance McClain is a whole other fucking story.

» Of booty shorts and injuries by Queerswimming

Keith and Lance unexpectedly meet at the emergency room in the middle of the night.

» Pillars of Doubt by Sarolonde

Lance’s wild, carefree smile is missing and he’s isolating himself. Keith hates it, he misses Lance but doesn’t know how to fix it, especially when he can barely cope with his own problems. 

» Shadow of the Past by wittyy_name & Zizzani

When Lance is thrown through time, he finds himself one year in the future, in place of the Lance that should be here.

He finds his team to be remarkably familiar, yet distinctly different. They have more scars, a better grip on the whole saving the universe thing, and over a year’s worth of teamwork to bind them together. But the weirdest part? Keith seems to be a lot more touchy with him. Not that he’s complaining… much.

» The Canvas Effect by neadevar

Lance Mcclain is desperate to find his niche in the world, thought he might have when he discovered he had a soulmate. Only his soulmate seems to be a dick.

» the currents you create by theoddoodisnude

Some days, he woke up even more tired than he’d been when he’d gone to sleep, and willing his body to go through the motions was just—tough. Like wading through thigh-high water or running on soft sand that gave under the soles of his feet.

» The Hunt is Over by lilythechessie

Along the road to making the world a better place by taking down any and all Galra, Lance runs into love in the dark of night on a motor bike. Literally.

» this love has a heartbeat by ashmes

Keith has never really paid any mind to grand romantic gestures, let alone big celebrations and days dedicated to them. It didn’t make sense to him back then on Earth, still doesn’t make sense to him now that they’ve all been invited to the Festival of Love.

» together by RainPhee

Not a single member of Voltron was ready to be taking care of an alien baby themselves.

But that’s what they got.

» Voluntary Drowning by GhostFox

“Oh my god, are you always this annoying?” Keith fists a hand in his hair, tugging lightly as he tries to convince himself that the tingling in his stomach is frustration and not because the dumb quirk at the corner of Lance’s lips is kind of cute.

“Only with people who are cute when they’re mad,” he says easily, as if his own stupid words don’t embarrass him at all. Keith, however, tries to ignore how hot his cheeks feel and blame it on the sun.

“I hope you do drown.”

» you are the sun, and I am the moon (and we will never collide) by dreamingunderthetstars

Lance was Keith’s sun, and Keith was Lance’s moon.

Chasing after one another for eternity, never stopping, only running, and wising that for once, just for a little while, if they could collide.

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