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anonymous asked:

Are there any birds that eat humans? Where can they be found, and by hat are some things I should know?

Well, not to rain on your parade, but the the first and most important thing you need to know on this subject is that there are no birds that primarily predate on humans. 

We’re very big, very heavy, are very relatively good at defending ourselves, and have a tendency to hang out in groups. Not only that, but we have the audacity to cover most of our vulnerable points with stuff, and we’ve built these extremely non-bird-friendly zones in which we like to live. How unconscionably rude of us, amirite? 

Golden eagles have been recorded taking down sika deer and other medium-sized ungulates, and African crowned eagles have been known to attack children, so there is no question that large birds of prey could kill a human. Carrion birds and scavengers would undoubtedly eat bits off of an already-dead human (sky burials are a good example), but, again, we are not the chosen prey of any extant bird species.

As for extinct birds, even early modern humans were likely preyed upon by strictly non-avian predators. There are Maori oral traditions of the Haast’s Eagle - the females of which could reach up to 15kg (compared to the largest wild birds of prey now at ~9kg) - that state that they “seized and carried off men, women, and children”. However, while they were large enough to hunt their chosen prey, the (also extinct) moa, carrying off adult humans was likely outside of their capabilities

So, tl;dr: humans are really annoying to eat. 0/10, would not recommend.

aight weird lil thing I noticed about papyrus and sans’ house

their rooms don’t line up with the rest of the interior (I scaled the rooms down a bit to make the entrance the same size as the door)

however, when you swap their positions it’s a perfect fit

the space between their rooms is also a bit larger than sans’ room, with the bone painting at the spot where you’d expect the door to a third room to be.

so like this /could/ mean I’m just reading too much into things however it could also mean gaster’s room used to be there and idk about yall but i know what i’m going with

also interesting to note maybe is that papyrus’ room is the only room in the entire game that doesn’t have any background music, not even after you beat asriel and “reunited” plays everywhere else.

the signs as Bob's Burgers quotes
  • Aries: My life is more difficult than anyone else on the planet. And yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask.
  • Taurus: If you need me, I'll be on the floor. Dying.
  • Gemini: Summer is awful. There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself.
  • Cancer: Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun.
  • Leo: I got a tool to remove security tags! Next Christmas is on me!
  • Virgo: Ooh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen.
  • Libra: Was it obvious I don't care?
  • Scorpio: I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
  • Sagittarius: What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad for another person? Is that a thing? AM I GOING CRAZY?
  • Capricorn: Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time.
  • Aquarius: Hey, daytime whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection?
  • Pisces: I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself.
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So I got to a certain chapter in Blue Sky….

I will, until I am blue in the face, defend any adult’s right to enjoy whatever silly, all-ages thing they like without being hassled for it.

But there’s a flip side to that right: As adult fans it is absolutely our responsibility to make sure our enjoyment of that thing does not interfere with a minor’s ability to enjoy the same thing in a safe space.

That means putting warnings on fics that have adult themes, that means not posting porn in the main tags, and it absolutely positively means not having any inappropriate interactions with minors you meet on this website, even if it’s their idea.

This is the basic price of admission every adult has to pay for entry into an all-ages fandom.

Everybody thinks that Larcade’s magic is about sex. Mavis is a good example of how that is not true. She didn’t have sex yet, hell she even got red as fuck when Zeref only put his forehead at her’s. Mavis only kissed Zeref and that in anime/manga is already a big milestone unlike for many people nowadays. That can be considered as pleasure. Not only that, a sin can be pleasurable like feeling excited for gaining power like Minerva. Ya’ll think pleasure is only done by sex, I am having pleasure eating this fucking pizza right now. Ain’t gonna have sex with it to taste it’s goodness

@legendofthefairies sorry I like tagging you.

//…….anyway i put all those tags on the wrong post. But, um, wow yeah. That post about people stopping art because people don’t leave comments and shit is literally why you guys don’t see content so much from me on this blog anymore. Yeah a lot of it is depression and life; but also a good portion of it is from lack of response. It’s super discouraging to write something for someone and not get any reblogs or likes, or even a thank you. It makes writers AND artists of other mediums feel like their work isn’t good enough and not worth the effort anymore. It makes people who put out content start drawing back and giving up because people passively look and say nothing.

Passively looking at ANY art form is killing art. 

Say something. Like. Reblog. Kudos. Whatever the hell system is implemented; use it. Did you read the whole thing? Better tell them you did int he tags or something. Did you skim it? Cool, leave a like maybe. Stop being passive about art, it’s killing your wants for fics and drawings, and it’s killing artists motivation and will to do them. //

I love you Dad

A/N: it’s almost midnight, I’m exhausted but I wanted to put this out. Inspiration came from the last episode of Man with a Plan. Also I wrote this on my phone so let me know it you find any mistakes

Word count: 932

I’ll add tags in the am

When your daughter, Beth was born you and Bucky had jokingly dealt out the “major milestones” that the two of you would take care of. But it seemed life like the idea and had stuck with that plan for 12 years.

But life- life wasn’t always fair. So when you had to leave on a day mission with Wanda and Steve right after Bucky and Beth had gotten into an argument, he knew something was going to happen.

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Keep reading

misadventures in the mist. mistadventures?

damn, i can’t believe i actually finished this drawing, the sketch is actually a month old, but my drawing program crashed on me so many freaking times, that i just kept putting it off. the only one who escaped the loss of progress and redrawing is diath (uncanny dodge??) everyone else had to be redrawn at least once.

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#okay i know i refer to a few characters as ‘my son’ #but this kid right here #THIS KID RIGHT HERE #he is the number one son  #my everything #this is the moment that destroyed my soul #it resonates with me so much #and i don’t think i have ever felt such a strong need to hug an animated fictional character in my life #protecttoddchavez2kforever

bombsandsparkles  asked:

I have a request(: #27 with Manny please❤️

I hope you like it dude! xx

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27. “I could kiss you right now!” w/ Manny

“Yo, what is going on guys, Manny here and today I am joined by none other than my very best friend Y/N!” Manny says excitedly while putting his arm around your shoulders and pulling you into his body abruptly. “Oh yeah, and also, Tobi’s here too,” Manny gestures to his brother standing on the opposite side of him, causing a chuckle to come from you and a unimpressed huff from Tobi. You enthusiastically wave and smile while Tobi sends a large grin to the camera as Manny removes his arm from around you to clasp his hands together in front of his body.

“So today we’re doing the crossbar challenge” “again” you interrupt, “shut up, ok so we’re doing the crossbar challenge but this time Y/N’s actually participating and she sucks so let’s go!” Manny got out quickly and before you could even register what he said, he had already turned around and kicked the football, missing the crossbar entirely.

“Hey!” you screech, turning around and playfully shoving Manny in the chest as he laughs at you. “Oh and I forgot to mention, as it’s close to Valentine’s Day we have these love heart shaped chocolates I got sent the other day, so if you hit the crossbar you get a chocolate, whoever has the most chocolates at the end wins.” Manny explains to the camera. “and Y/N, just because you’re semi decent at FIFA doesn’t mean you’re any good on the field” Manny says as he places the ball he had in his hands down. “Y/N, have you even hit the crossbar before?” Tobi interjects with a teasing tone. “Stop ganging up on me! You’re both unfriended after we finish the video” you huff playfully while picking up your own ball.

“I’ll go first, just to show you how its done” Tobi turned around to grin and point at the camera. Turning back around he did his run up and kicked the ball straight into the net, “would’ve been a sick pen though” he mumbled to himself.

“Ok let the master show you how it’s really done” Manny laughs at his brother and places his ball down. After an over exaggerated hype up he kicked the ball, sending it straight over the goal and into the back fence. “I’m editing that out, that never happened” he walked over and put his hand over the camera lens.

“Master my ass” you laughed as you placed the ball down and walked back towards the camera and gave a quick thumbs up. After looking from the ball to the crossbar a few times you took deep breath and ran up and kicked the ball with all of the force you could manage, watching it fly through the air as it hits the middle of the crossbar with a reassuring ding, carrying out the cleanest crossbar hit anyone had seen in a while.

With wide eyes and mouth agape you turn to face the boys behind you, Tobi was hooting and running around with his arms out to his sides and Manny was barrelling at full speed towards you. With a yelp at the collision of Manny’s body into yours, he managed to pick you up and spin you around while screaming ‘That was mad!’ and ‘What a sick hit!’. Still laughing when he placed you down you had almost missed it. “I could kiss you right now!” he exclaimed, still laughing in disbelief. His eyes went wide when he realised what he had said and the noise from Tobi had come to an abrupt halt.

“Um I- I- uh-” Manny stuttered bringing his hand up to the back of his neck as he avoided your eyes. After overcoming the initial shock of his sudden proclamation, you replied. “Well, don’t let me stop you” you smirked at him as his head snapped back suddenly to look you in the eyes, after he searched your eyes for a couple seconds he muttered a small ‘fuck it’ and placed his lips on yours.

“That’s gonna need editing” Tobi laughed as he threw a chocolate heart towards both you and Manny.

i genuinely cannot believe i’m saying this, but i’m super close to 1000 followers, so i wanted to do something nice for y’all! and since my broke ass can’t do a traditional giveaway, i’m gonna write a fic for one of you cuties hell yeah

♡ THE RULES ♡

  • you gotta be following me, since this is a thank you to all you lovely people that put up with me on your dash after all
  • reblog this post so more people have the chance to enter pretty please
  • that’s literally it
  • it helps if you have an idea for a fic though tbh

♡ WHAT YOU GET ♡

  • a follow back if we aren’t already mutuals because friends are cool
  • probably a shoutout or something because i’m extra as hell and love all of you a lot
  • a fic of your choice! (see below)

♡ STUFF I’LL WRITE ♡

  • literally any pairing except shardo (i just don’t get it so if i tried to write it i would fail miserably sorry fam)
  • i’m the best at writing kent probably so like if you want him in it that’s a plus, but i’ll write any characters you want yay
  • no irl hockey boys please i adore them but i don’t wanna go there
  • you can choose any au you can think of except for alpha/omega or steampunk
  • if you want smut i will give you smut but i am not the best at it also it has to be consensual, much like real life thanks
  • yeah that’s pretty much it i’ll do whatever the fuck you want
  • oh and it’ll be a oneshot probably, at least 2k, but depending on the prompt you give me it may end up way longer than that 
  • who knows? not me. maybe you do

okay have at it kids i’ll choose a winner randomly a week from now, on january 6 at 12am utc. till then, good luck!! you can find my writing here to see if this is even something you want, and if you have any questions hmu x

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hello!
my name is jo and i’m a disabled student (diagnosed fibro, diagnosed severe painful genu valgum, diagnosed CFS, nerve damage, and undiagnosed joint pain) who needs some help trying to get on my feet and get proper diagnoses as i can’t in my current household. i am putting in job applications for what i am physically capable of constantly, but right now i am turning up no luck. i promise i’m working on finding a job (as seen in my applications above) but in the mean time i need help. i have prescriptions and appointments that cost $$ and i really, really need a comfortable, working mobility aid. my cane is awful and just my chair will cost $350 alone. i have a little bit of money from my last job saved up already, and whatever you can donate - even if it’s just $1 - would help me out so much. if you would like to message me for further proof, i am happy to provide. if you can’t donate, please consider at least reblogging! i hate to do this but i really am trying to find a job and just get a push to help me on my feet. i will do anything i just really need help. if you know anyone in the southern CSRA looking for a babysitter as well, please consider hiring me. thank you!

my paypal is paypal.me/concellar

Is it just me or does it look like: 

Kihyun: *internally* This does not seem right, what am I doing wrong??

Jooheon: *just casually waiting patiently*

Wonho: Oh man, oh man, why Jooheon? *puts hands up to mouth* Why can’t I be the one kissing Kihyun? I swear to god, Kihyun, if you’re enjoying that!

Changkyun/IM: Mom? *leans to peek* Mom?? That is NOT dad!

Shownu: IM? *peeks around the opposite side to look* IM, stop looking right now. The adults are trying to play a little game here. Go back to bed, little one.

Hyungwon: *can’t stop laughing because the beautiful DEVIL*