am i lord voldemort

Headcanon: Like Salazar Slytherin, each founder had a hidden chamber. Godric Gryffindor made a training room full of magical weapons, only to be opened by a true Gryffindor. Rowena Ravenclaw made a library full of every book ever written, muggle and magical, updating every day, only to be opened by those who trukly crave knowledge. Helga Hufflepuff made a simple room, made to cater to the needs of anyone who needed it. To this day, it is known as the Room of Requirement.


“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches… Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies… And the Dark Lord will mark him as equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not… And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives…”

Lord Voly As The Protagonist

Lord Voldemort and I Am Literally Attached To A Dude’s Head

Lord Voldemort and My Young and Hot Version 

Lord Voldemort and The Year I Gave Up

Lord Voldemort and I Could Have Kidnapped Harry Sooner But I Decided To Make Him Compete In This Competition Just For The LOLs

Lord Voldemort and Get Ready To Be Introduced To  The Only Character Worse Than Me

Lord Voldemort and You Thought My Locket Was There SIKE

Lord Voldemort and My Soul Gets Destroyed Piece By Piece But Not By A Fandom

Lord Voldemort And My Daughter And I Have A Precious Family Moment The Play Edition

Voldemort Floos into the Headmistress' Office
  • Voldemort: I am here! And I am taking over the school, bow before me Lord Voldemort! *arm raised in the air, holding the elder wand, lightning sparks fly out for show of power*
  • McGonagall: *sitting at her desk writing away, doesn't look up* No.
  • Voldemort: *arm drops, jaw drops. sputters* But..but...Maybe you didn't hear me, I said,*lifts wand again with lightning* I AM LORD VOLDEMORT! WIELDER OF THE ELDER WAND! BOW AT MY FEET AND TREMBLE AT MY POWER, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! Ahhh!!!
  • McGonagall: *head still down, still writing* I said No, Mr. Riddle. Dismissed.
  • Voldemort: *deflates again, and stomps up to desk* What is wrong with you! I have the most powerful wand! I flooed into your secure fireplace, I...I did lightning! And you won't even look!
  • McGonagall: *Sticks out hand, palm up* I will take back that wand Mr. Riddle.
  • Voldemort: *clutches wand to chest* No, it's mine! I took it fair and square.
  • McGonagall: *Looks up over her glasses* Now.
  • -------
  • *Voldemort returns to Death Eaters on his side of the floo*
  • Lucius Malfoy: So my Lord, how did it go? The school is ours yes?
  • Voldemort: *head down* I didn't get it.
  • Lucius Malfoy: Why is that my Lord? Surely no one there was strong enough to take you on!
  • Voldemort: *mumbles*
  • Bellatrix: What was that?
  • Voldemort: McGonagall took my wand!! *goes to nearby desk, takes out paper and quill, and begins writing*
  • Bellatrix: What are you writing my Lord? Our next move?
  • Voldemort: No...
  • Bellatrix: *looks over Voldemort's shoulder and reads* "I will not take wands that don't belong to me, and not be a dictator." You're writing lines!
  • Malfoy: Well we're screwed.


endless list of my favorite characters:

0.03. Tom Marvolo Riddle: “Voldemort,” said Riddle softly, “is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter… .” He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words: TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves: I AM LORD VOLDEMORT” 


Amelia Potter vs Voldemort + the simpsons movie