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I can’t believe Stephanie Cordato Patrick accidentally ended up at a sketchy Halloween rave party in an abandoned warehouse without a floor.

I am incredibly interested in how she ended up there, especially considering she said you had to pay some guy on a street corner for a map.

You know what my favorite thing about Yuri!!! on ice is?

It has been established that Yuri can’t see very well while performing because he isn’t wearing his glasses (apparently he doesn’t wear contact lenses)

We can see that when he is sqinting at the monitor after his performance in the latest episode


So when he looks at Victor in the beginning of his performances he is really just looking in the general direction of a blurry glob looking like Victor

Originally posted by dorkoru

His sexy look? He is just squinting to see him better 

  • Bernie: the millennials are asking to hear my voice because the nation is facing a difficult choice.
  • Bernie: and if you were to ask me who I promote
  • Bernie: Hilary has my vote
  • Bernie: I have never agreed with Hilary once, we have fought on like 75 different fronts. But when all is said and all is done
  • Bernie: Hilary has experience
  • Bernie: Trump. Has. None.
Check Please/Back to the Future AU

Okay, so when Bitty wears his puffy vest, it has always reminded me of… well, you’ve guessed it, Marty McFly from Back to the Future.

This Back to the Future AU needs to happen.

So, this is how it’s going to go down.

Bitty needs a final science credit to qualify for graduation, but the only class he can get into last minute (and doesn’t require a prerequisite course he doesn’t have) is Theory of Physics for Non-Majors that’s taught by an eccentric professor who may or may not sound like Rasputin from that one animated Anastasia movie that Bitty secretly loves. (He has a crush on Dimitri, okay? But who doesn’t???)

So, Bitty and this Physics prof get on surprisingly well and the Professor says that he’s been looking for a lab assistant this semester. Bitty, after checking that it doesn’t interfere with his hockey schedule, takes the job because he could use the money. (Going to see Jack in Providence so often is starting to add up quickly.)

Bitty’s job is mostly filing papers, picking things up around the lap, and helping the Professor with various experiments and projects he’s building. Most of the time, Bitty has no idea what’s going on when the Professor starts talking Physics. Bitty nods along and holds stuff like ends of wires and stuff like that. It it seems to make the Professor happy.

One evening, Bitty gets called into the university labs. When he gets there, the Professor announces that he’s invented a time machine! (Said time machine is also powered by some illegal plutonium, but uhhhh, if Samwell admin asks, that’s not true.)

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