The Losers Club As My Professors
Richie: alright i’m just going to shut up and actually let you read it first
Stan: *ice won’t melt in the melting point machine* I AM GOING TO DO VOODOO ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP
Bill: the lab report is only one page, and if ANY of you make it two pages you are getting an F
Mike: there is no attendance because i couldn’t care less if you guys come to class. you’re paying for it, so who am i to make you come to class?
Eddie: *someone cuts themselves on science equipment* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I DON’T WANT TO GET FIRED SHIT BE RIGHT BACK DON’T YOU DARE MOVE
Beverly: *comes into 7 am class chugging coffee and slams it onto desk* i don’t want to be here
Ben: i only did organic chem thirty years ago, and it’s going to stay that way