am i crazy right

Magnus: Is the equipment secure?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Weapon loaded?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Did you have breakfast?
Taako: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Magnus: I added it because I care about you.
Taako: No, I did not have breakfast.
Magnus: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Taako finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]
Taako: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Magnus: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

nazis shouldnt b allowed to like…congregate…online…like am i crazy to think that right we should. not allow nazi websites or accounts to exist right

Sense8 Season 2 Poster Analysis:

First, I’m going to do a technical summary about the new season 2 poster, listing important details for you to understand, “the psychological analysis”.

Clarification: I am a qualified graphics designer.

The poster has a lot of details that are very important, and there are themes that are present throughout the design: For instance: There is a variation between gradients and lights - The objective: complexity vs minimalist.

Sense8’s Poster has a degraded background which is blue-white-grey and it also has warm and cold lighting. This lighting stands out in specific points, creating luminance & contrast.

Rule of Thirds: The poster is divided exactly in this way:

Here we can see six imaginary lines. These lines show us important details at the crossing points. Our brain sees the poster from left to right and from top to bottom.

First point (left up): Will’s face.

Second point (right down): Capheus’s body.

Third point (left up): Kala’s body.

Fourth point (right down): Building - This point doesn’t seem to matter

Instead, the lines make us to read the poster this way:

Vertical left line: Sun - Will - Titles

Vertical right line: Kalagang - Cities

Horizontal up line: Will (again) - Lito

Horizontal down line: Riley

Also, like I said, we read the poster from left-up to right-down. Like this:

It redirects our mind with the different directions of the character’s faces.

Sun looks towards the opposite side of our view: from right to left. Some asiatic countries read this way.

Wolfgang + Kala: Their direction is the opposite as Sun’s, and they are the only ones who are shown together in the same shot. This could be telling us that they will be going down the same road, like a journey together.

Will + Lito: Both of them are looking towards the front. This could be telling us that they are going to advance a lot when it comes to their individual plots & story lines.

Capheus: He is looking in the same direction as Sun, towards the left. Sincerely, I don’t like this because it looks as though he turns his back on Riley and Nomi. Capheus faces the opposite side, but not like Sun. You can tell that she is looking towards the front, but he is looking down, and he looks worried. I DON’T LIKE THIS.

But if I don’t like Capheus’ position, I hate Nomi’s. It is horrible. First, she doesn’t even fall on an important line. She is looking far right and it seems she is a bit isolated from the rest.

Psychological Sensory (Three blocks):

Orange: Serious and decisive looks towards a certain point represent a goal.

Purple: Lost and serious looks, with an open mouth - something to say perhaps?

Green: You can calm down. Relax - happiness.

Lastly, love in the Cluster:

Pink: They are distant. I don’t know if that’s a good sign or not (they always try to fool us or throw us off). I have the sensation that this is for a particular reason though. Maybe Riley and Will will be separated in a physical way this season. Also, I would like to put an emphasis on Will. He appears bigger, while Riley has more of her body in the poster. All of this equilibrates the couple.

Blue: Togetherness. The opposite to Blueski, who is an important part of the poster. Both are in different places and this separates them. But Kala+Wolfgang are together. Are they trying to telling us that Kalagang is going to be physically together this season? I want to believe that this is true, and my instincts tell me I am right - I’m crazy, sorry.

Other objects in the poster:

The buildings from each country tell us that they are united as a cluster, and that they are all connected through the same line.

“Sobreviviendo. Juntos” or “Survive. Together” is the definition of the season - The trailer says the same kind of message.

In big letters we have “SENSE8”, although it is in the corner of the poster, which grabs less attention - for me, this is an error - It would have been preferable in the upper corner. Until now I haven’t read the date - May 5th - because it is so small. This is a problem.

Lighting: This caught my attention. The poster has a warm stroke across it. Kalagang and Lito+Nomi are highlighted. This light is a way to create unity and bring attention to certain points.

Conclusion:

It’s a very different poster if we compare it to the poster from season 1 - The 8 unrecognizable faces - But in this case, they show us the 8 sensates with a different attitude, unity… For me, the characters that are less prominent in the poster are Nomi and Capheus. Lito is in the center and he look like a boss - I like it - But the main point of the poster is Will, he is graphically tagged. Although our hearts say “Oh Kalagang, OMG!”, our brain says: “Why do you look so serious Will?”. There are a lot of conflicting moods coming from all 8 of them. Sun is a big point too - Look at her size - And all of this is in the trailer as well; Will and Sun are the point of attention while Kalagang is shown very little and the others are just there somehow.

For me the poster is beautiful, it’s beautifully composed - there are always some mistakes, especially through the eyes of another (it’s all perspective) - I think that they don’t tell us so much, but at the same time they tell us many things - just like the trailer. They gave us a basic idea of season without leaving us with much more than the obvious.

Thank u @ww-n-double-d for making my English better, you are gold!

I hope you enjoy the analysis and I hope to hear your opinions about it!

I’ve been uncertain, I can’t seem to stop myself from wondering if you feel the same way I do. I wish there was an easier way to tell what you were thinking, but maybe it’s for the best if I don’t.
—  (via fraagmented)
NO

NONONONONO

ASLDKFJS;L I JUST WATCHED THE VERY LAST EPISODE OF HANNIBAL

THE LAST AND I CANT BELIEVE IT

SO MANY THINGS WERE HAPPENING IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES AND I KNEW IT COULD NEVER END IN A SATISFYING WAY AND I SAW THE CLIFFHANGER COMING FROM FIVE BAZILLION MILES AWAY AND I KEPT WATCHING AND NOW I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING

HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY MANAGE TO GET SHOT AND STABBED AND FALL OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AND ASLKFJAS;LK AND THE THING RIGHT BEFORE THEY FELL WAS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IT WAS GLORIOUS AND FRANCIS WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE AND AAAAAAAACKJH

WHEN

TELL ME WHEN 

IS THE NEXT SEASON COMING

I NEED IT

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| PATHFINDERS | ME:A | Freya Ryder

“As Pathfinder, it will be my job to find an alternative… It’s what we trained for.”

Mermaid!Ethan headcannons because I am all for this now:


-          It being a really hot day in L.A. so you decide to head to the beach in hopes that the water will help to cool you down a bit

-          You’re swimming quite far out into the water when you feel like a hand just brushed past your leg???

-          You decide to brush it off and continue swimming out further

-          A head of blue hair pops up out of the water

-          Along with that you’re able to see a silver/blue tail in the water where blue hair boy is

-          Lots of screaming

-          Finally calming down and rubbing your eyes a hundred times to make sure you’re not seeing things

-          “What the actual fuck is going on, are you a real thing or am I just going crazy?”

-          “Wow, they were right, humans really are weird”

-          Exploring the ocean with Ethan and him showing you all the cool places/things humans usually never get to see

-          This really cool thing where he can make an air bubble around you so that you can breathe underwater and explore even more

-          Having to head home because sundown is approaching and Ethan giving you a kiss

-          Lots of blushing on your part

-          “Why are you red?  Isn’t that how humans say goodbye as well?”

-          Promising Ethan that you will make visits to the beach frequently so you can see him

-          When you get home that night, you find that a beautiful blueish green seashell somehow made its way into your beach bag

what blue and yellow means
— 

So doing some quick research, this is what I found on the  meaning of yellow and blue. 

Blue: the color of trust and peace. It can suggest loyalty and integrity as well as conservatism and frigidity.

Yellow: the color of the mind and the intellect. It is optimistic and cheerful. However it can also suggest impatience, criticism and cowardice.

I SWEAR OLD XIAN MADE THEM WEAR THE COLOR REPRESENTING EACH OTHER FOR VALENTINE’S. RIGHT?

am i crazy? 

maybe i am. sigh. whatever.

That moment when you promise yourself that...

you wont ship a Stork and a human and have another inter species ship in your list.  

But then you realise

the 

ENTIRE

FLUCKING

MOVIE

SHIPS    IT    HARD !!

R E A L L Y      H A R D      !!!

I swear to God! I wasn’t planning on shipping this even though I have been a huge sucker for inter species ships bUT SERIOUSLY….THE ENTIRE MOVIE…..JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU SHIP THEM NO MATTER WHAT. IT WAS JUST WEIRDLY BEAUTIFUL!!

BONUS! (Junior confessing-….ish scene)

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I hate you Kim Namjoon

He was Jekyll and Hyde, but you loved them both, like fire your reletionship was dangerous but you couldn’t leave him..

For anon 

Hope you like it

illi

Originally posted by park-jimizzle

Sitting on the couch, alone..again

Nothing surprised you anymore, Joon was always so absent that it was becoming an habit.

You heard the front door open and he appeared in front of your eyes, looking bad..dark circles under his eyes, an annoyed stares.

He wasn’t lke that at the beginning, he was sweet and caring..romantic and loving.

He was a completely different person now, he was stronger..in all the ways possible. He was really jealous too and in those last months he had the worst temper ever. Like Jekill and Hyde, Joon had 2 personalities..but you loved them both.

You knew it wasn’t ok..your relationship wasn’t like others..it was like fire but you couldn’t let him go.


-Hei Joon, how was your day?

-Can’t you see?

-Mmm..ok, what do you want for dinner?

He took of his shoes and throw them aside, while he sat on the couch, far from you

-Whatever..I am not really hungry

-I know but you should eat

You looked at him, was he even Joon?

-Don’t talk to me like me mum

-I am just saying tha..

-STOP OK?? I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING VOICE AGAIN I AM TIRED

-Ya Kim Namjoon, I get it..but don’t to me like that

-SO YOU STOP STRESSING ME OUT

-I AM JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU


Again? Another fight?


-STOP

-HOW CAN I??

-JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OK?? I AM TOO BUSY TO CARE ABOUT YOU TOO NOW


Wow, that was strong.

You bared all those months because you knew he had an important comeback and he was stressed, but he crossed the line.

You took your purse without saying a world and started walking to the door


-YES JUST LEAVE, RUN AWAY..IT’S THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO EH?

-JOON WHAT THE FUCK?! STO BEING AN ASSHOLE AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH


Glasses on the floor, you saw Joon breaking the glass table next to the couch and walking  to you. You just stood there, didn’t move a single muscle, was he out of his mind?

He faced you, a few cm away from your face and with a deep voice he said


-Don’t even try to fucking leave

-I hate you


You turned around and left the apartment, hearing his screams you almost run out of the building, the cold hair hitting your skin, you truly hated him right now.. couldn’t he see how much you were worried about him?

Fuck that

That was enough


You heard your phone ringing, it was him..you ignored the call and kept walking

-Y/N

So stubborn, it was past 2 am and he was screaming in the streets, like a crazy person.

-Kim Namjoon what the fuck?

He run to you

-Y/N come home

He grabbed your wrist, and dragged you back to the building, when he finally let you go you were back in the apartment.

-I. Told. You. Not. to. Leave

-You realize how crazy you look right now right?

-YES I AM FUCKING CRAZY OK? EVERYBODY IS STRESSING ME OUT AND NOW YOU LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EH?

-MAYBE NOT SCREAMING AT ME AND TELLING ME TO LEAVE?

-OH MY GOD YOU KNOW I DIND’T MEAN IT

-Are you sure?

You looked at him and he lost his words

-Are you really sure? You sounded pretty convinced and it’s been months since we’ve been together without fighting so…are you sure you don’t really want me to leave? Cause I think it’s better to do it that way

He looked at you confused, you just took your purse again and walked back out

-Bye Namjoon

But before you could reach the door he placed himself in front of it

-Please Namjoon I am hella tired ok?

You felt his eyes on you but you couldn’t look up to him, just trying to get him out of the way, taking his white shirt and trying to move him, actually not trying that hard.

He held your hands and you murmured a powerless “stop” but he didn’t seems to care

-Stop fighting, I won’t let you go


-Ya..ya Y/N I told you to stop


You wanted to cry, but you were to proud.


-I hate you

-And I love you

He lifted your head and looked into your eyes


-I didn’t mean it..and you know that. Do I deserve to be punished to be a fucking asshole? Yes. But I won’t let you go ok? So stop fighting back

He grabbed your hand and took you to the couch

-I am sorry Y/N, I swear I’ll make it up for this months ok?


-Talk to me Y/N

-I don’t want to

-Why?

-Because I fucking hate you Kim Namjoon

-And I fucking love you Y/N, with all my heart. And I am a selfish asshole so I won’t let you brae up with me

-You’re creepy

-Yes

-So stubborn

-I am, I probably am the worst person in the world but I became a bit better with you


He’s so funny..he doesn’t even know how good he is..he just has a bad temper. You looked at his dark eyes, you should just leave him..stop loving him..it would be better for the both  of you but how?

He got closer to you, placing a hand on your shoulder, cupping your face with the other. He kissed you slowly, softly.

-Y/N let me show you how much I love you

-I don’t want to

He kissed your neck, your shoulder and then back to your face

-Then why aren’t you stopping me?

-Cause I am an asshole like you

He smiled and you kissed him back, realizing you were stuck in that crazy relationship


-I hate you so fucking much Joon

He took of your shirt making you stand up and leading you to the bedroom

-I love you too

-I shouldn’t

-I love you

-You’ll ruin me

-You’ll save me Y/N

Downpour Run-ins [Dan]

Originally posted by everything-dan-and-phil

Word Count: 1316
Warnings: None 

Forgive me, for this is about to be the longest thing I have ever posted.
I’m thinking about turning this into a series, so lemme know if you’d like that! Also, would you like me to keep the character as (Y/N) or should I change it to an OC? Ps: If you get the pun at the end ily
Enjoy!


The bell affixed to the door softly chimed as she exited the store, her small hands clutching a brown paper bag tightly to her chest as she briskly walked down the rain-soaked footpath. Her hair whipped her back, the leather shoes on her feet squeaking annoyingly as she dodged other shoppers who were also trying to find shelter from the downpour. The black trench coat she was wearing was beginning to soak right through to her skin with the cold rain, making her shiver.

‘Typical London,’ she muttered under her breath with a huff, a small cloud of air escaping her lips due to the icy cold temperature.

Out of all the days she could’ve forgotten her umbrella at home, today just had to be the day. She was in such a rush to get to the store early that she bounded down the stairs out of her flat, completely ignoring the fact that the clouds outside had turned an ominous dark grey. Instead, she noticed the beautiful muted reds and oranges of the fallen leaves swirling and fluttering about in the breeze, getting lost in the blur of colours. She was just that type of person; the type who noticed the beauty in almost everything.

Even if it was just a bunch of dead leaves floating in the wind.

The rain began to pour down harder and the drumming on the tin roof of the shelter became increasingly louder. She decided that the coffee store just a few metres away was her best shot to get out of the rain and cold, so she tucked the paper bag firmly under her arm and prepared herself to run.

The icy air whipped against her face as she bolted down the footpath, turning her cheeks a rosy red and chapping her lips slightly. The rain pounded down on her mercilessly, little droplets trickling slowly down her back and face. She squinted in an attempt to try and figure out where she was going, but the misty air made it almost impossible to see anything in front of her.

It was bound to happen in this horrible weather; her impaired vision wasn’t helping either. As she ran down the path, the leather shoes on her feet squeaking as annoyingly as ever, she slammed right into the chest of a stranger. The paper bag went flying out of her small hands, landing in a tiny puddle on the footpath, absorbing the water like a sponge and shriveling up like wrinkly skin.

‘Oh my goodness,’ the voice shouted over the intensity of the downpour. ‘Are you okay?’

She just nodded timidly, scrambling to her feet and inspecting herself for any injuries. Of course she was alright; the man had softened her fall.

‘I’m okay,’ she replied honestly, looking up to see the tall man gazing at her with his brown eyes.

‘Ahh! Your coat is soaked!’ He exclaimed, biting his lip and ruffling his slightly curly fringe with his hand. ‘C'mon, let’s head into the coffee shop to dry off.’ She followed the stranger inside the café, a little bell tinkling as they opened the door. Both were immediately met with a pleasant blast of warm air to the face along with the comforting smell of grinded coffee beans. A smile washed over her face as she stood in line to wait for her favourite beverage; coffee.

She suddenly got the feeling that someone was watching her, and she turned to see the dark-haired stranger sitting at a table with a small smile on his face. She looked ahead shyly, her cheeks turning a slight pink.

Both didn’t utter any words until she joined him in the back of the bustling café, the hum of coffee machines in the background filling their silence. She wrapped her hands around the paper cup in an attempt to warm up her frozen fingers.

‘Crazy weather out there, am I right?’ He questioned with a cheeky smirk set on his lips, taking a sip of his drink soon after. She raised her eyebrows slightly in surprise.

‘The old “isn’t the weather crap” conversation starter,’ she laughed slightly, brushing some of the damp hair out of her face. ‘Nice one, um…’

He smiled at her before holding out his hand across the table, ‘Dan. Nice to meet you…’

‘(Y/N),’ she grinned, shaking his hand firmly and taking a sip of her hot coffee. The two conversed for what seemed like hours, talking about their hobbies and interests. He learned that she was obsessed with anime and they spent quite some time arguing over which ones were the best.

‘I’m telling you, nothing beats Tokyo Ghoul!’ She exclaimed, placing her cup on the table. He just shook his head with a smile and began to rant about his favourite- Haikyuu! She had never laughed harder in her life with this almost-complete stranger and his hilariously awkward jokes; she was in stitches by the time she had drained her cup of coffee.

She stood up from the table, adjusting the bag on her shoulder and ruffling her still-damp hair. He followed her to the door, his empty cup which once held tea still in hand. By now the storm had calmed down, but not enough for her to walk back to her place without being soaked again.

Just as she put her right hand on the cold handle of the door, Dan placed something in her left; it was the paper bag from earlier she had dropped in the puddle outside. Even though the bag itself was wrinkly, its contents were one-hundred percent dry; she was extremely grateful for this. The two exchanged farewells before she ran out into the rain with a huge grin on her face, clutching the bag as tightly as ever.

He watched her rush down the street through the window, noticing how her black trench coat absorbed the rain the way her package did. As she disappeared down a corner, his hands flipped up the hood on his jumper, leaving the store and walking down the street in the opposite direction. Before he had met her, Dan was on his way to the DVD store just down the road to buy an anime that his roommate had wanted to watch; the brown paper bag was an all-too familiar sight to him.

She bounded up her stairs once she had reached her apartment, throwing her sodden boots to the side without a care in the world. All she wanted to do was curl up on the sofa with a steaming mug of hot tea and watch the raindrops have a race down the window in the living room.

As she sat down on the leather couch with her hot chamomile, (Y/N) grabbed the paper bag which contained the item she had been searching on the web for almost two weeks. She placed the cup down on the coffee table and started to tear through the bag, pulling out the DVD she had always wanted. Something suddenly slipped through the packaging, fluttering in the air and onto the floor. She furrowed her eyebrows and bent down to pick it up. It was a receipt filled with grocery items; not the one from the store she had been to. Turning it over, she saw a messy note scrawled on the back.

Ah of course, Tokyo Ghoul season 2. Haikyuu! is still better though.

She grinned, shaking her head in amusement at his statement. Her eyes travelled to the bottom of the crumpled note to see a barely legible phone number hastily written down. Her hands immediately reached for her phone which was sitting on the armrest beside her. Oh boy, was he gonna get it.

(Y/N): You can’t HIDE from the truth that Tokyo Ghoul is better than Haikyuu! my friend.

Her phone beeped soon after with a reply, and the pun war had begun.

Cool Kids

Kathy met Nick one day in the middle of the school year. It wasn’t any sort of unusual day, Kathy hadn’t woken up feeling any different and everything went as it normally did. She checked herself on the scale in the morning, depression flooding her as she noticed she hadn’t lost a single pound and then she went about the rest of the time getting ready for school.

That was normal too, the girls and boys laughed and whispered about her and a nice little pink note that read ‘Piggy’ with a crudely drawn pig on it was waiting for her, stuffed into her locker rather viciously.

She had gone into the bathroom to cry and it was when she looked up into the mirror after washing her face that she saw him, the tall, handsome boy that she’d never seen before and hadn’t heard come in.

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