am i boring everyone

of tesco & boyfriends

SUMMARY: Dan and Phil decide it’s the right time to come out. Later, in Dan’s liveshow, fans ask them to kiss.
WORD COUNT: 2,170
WARNINGS: shameless fluff
A/N: so this fic is literally1,465 words longer than i thought it would be bc of the domestic intro and the liveshow. i also hope you like the edits bc i did them by myself. painstakingly slowly. remember my prompts are open here 
lowkey pulled inspiration from realityisnoplacetolive’s Problematic

Dan walked the long stairs to their apartment quickly, glad to be out of the harsh cold of the London air. He loved London and would hate to move, but sometimes he mentally cursed Britain’s strange ability to be constantly cold. Making his way quickly up the thousands of flights of stairs, he managed to make his way to their door. He looked momentarily behind him at their neighbor’s door, decorated with a wreath, and considered going out later to get one, but the harsh cold that had managed to chill him to the bone convinced him otherwise.

Dan pushed open the door and was greeted immediately with the smell of the fajitas that he and Phil had been making together when Phil realized they were out of fajita seasoning and given Dan puppy dog eyes that were unfortunately irresistible. Phil was very loudly singing along to Dan’s “C Word” music Pandora station. “Dashing through the snow! In a one horse open sleigh! O’er the hills we go! Laughing all the way!”

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anonymous asked:

LIES

Is this in reference to my dad pretending to be a gangster at Steak ‘n Shake?

I am truly, genuinely sorry that you are surrounded by boring people. Everyone deserves a handful of eccentric characters in their lives. It’d suck to have to make that shit up.

Free Tarot Readings! Please read description!

Hey everyone, I am bored and decided I will do some basic tarot readings for anyone who wants one. I’m not doing anything crazy so here’s the rules:

-Must be a question you want answered
-Nothing about how you will die
-Please be as specific as possible. It helps the reading be more accurate
-If you want it private, please say!
-I will only do these until the day is through so submit BEFORE April 30!

I am only doing one question per ask and each question will be answered with three cards to get a better idea how to proceed.

Hope to see you guys soon!
-Badger

Rockabye - Jackson (Series)

Originally posted by jackseunie

pairing: jackson x reader
rating: eventual nc-17
genre: angst, romance, smut
total word count: 1135
summary: life isn’t easy being a single parent, especially such a young one. but you do your best to make him happy and make sure his life is better than yours was, even if that means ‘exotic dancing’. he’s your entire world; the only man you’ll ever need. until you meet a certain idol who changes things almost as much as your son did.

A/N: okay, so when i was requested this (thank you, btw!), i immediately thought of the song rockabye baby, hence the stripper theme. anyway, i got carried away writing, so i thought i’d turn it into a series. enjoy!

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free tarot, oracle, or shufflemancy readings

Good Morning everyone! 

I am off school and somewhat bored so:

I will be doing a few free readings! I don’t claim to be an excellent or experienced diviner but if you’re interested, I do Shufflemancy and Cartomancy (Tarot or Nature’s Whisper’s Oracle Cards). Please tell me which one you would like!  

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