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Why do I lose followers or get angry messages whenever I make Nazi jokes?? Nazis are bad and I am making fun of the fact that they are bad. That is what Nazi jokes are literally meant to do: make fun of the bad people because if they had won we (my fellow Jews and the rest of the world) wouldn’t be allowed/able to make fun of them. Hitler HATED it when people poked fun at Nazis, so doing the exact thing he hated is like rubbing it in his face that he lost, ya know? Anyway, cracking jokes that make fun of how bad Nazis were doesn’t equate to supporting or sympathizing with Nazis. That makes absolutely no sense.

anonymous asked:

if you're still doing Homestuck Theory, can you find the Satanic and occult implications that are corrupting today's youth for fun? i'd love to see what you come up with.

I love it when you guys give me a chance to argue something I’m not versed in or am on the opposing side of. It’s like when you’re in debate team and your topic is something you disagree with! It’s a lot of fun to see things through the other sides eyes!

Allow me to present to you…

THE ELEVEN SATANIC RULES OF THE EARTH AS DEPICTED THROUGHOUT HOMESTUCK!

I’ve seen a few posts on Christian forums and even on Tumblr here about how Homestuck has demonic and satanic imagery, based solely on the trolls, but then I started to wonder…does Homestuck actually adhere to “conventional” Satanism. or does it fall short of being an acceptable piece of Satanic media? Let’s find out!

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

This rule is presented quite heavily with Jade’s interactions with the trolls! Jade became enraged when trolls like Karkat and Kanaya would tell her about timeline elements out of order, or try to direct her when she did not want direction. Jade created a password system, in which trolls could only speak with her if they had the password.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

Moiralegence, in itself as a social construct, heavily enforces this rule. You do not have a feelings jam with someone who you do not have pale feelings for. Your moirail is there to hear about your troubles, those which you would not tell to someone who isn’t your moirail. Another bit of heavy handed imagery.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

Now, this one’s a little tricky, since a big part of Homestuck is the destruction of ones client players house. However…

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

The iteration of Rose who acted as John’s server player, who damaged his house and generally built onto it in ways he did not approve of, was cursed to a doomed timeline. Terezi, who vandalized Karkat’s hive as his server player, also experienced great suffering within her lifetime. These actions were met with pain and death, and did not go unpunished.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating symbol

Again, those who broke this rule were always punished within the comic, without getting into too much detail about Mindfang and whathaveyou.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 

Ehhhh…this one wasn’t met with too much punishment, when dealing with Vriska as a thief. However, Meenah did, in fact, use her powers of thievery to take the Life from her teammates for the sake of relieving them from a null session. She stole for the sake of relief.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

I don’t feel I have to expand much more on this…

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Ehhhh…I can’t come up with any examples for this one because the topic of complaining about things that don’t effect you is so broad and so present within the comic. I can say, however, that Karkat did render himself miserable when complaining about the actions of others. He, essentially, punished himself for breaking this rule.

9. Do not harm small children.

Alternia, a planet of younglings, raised on eating the young and the weak, was destroyed. The new planet is an integrated society of children and adults, in which weak grubs are (supposedly) not destroyed and mutant grubs are allowed to live.

Also Bro Strider is dead.

10. Do not kill animals unless you are attacked or for food.

There is no killing for sport within the comic. While one could argue that Eridan did, he killed for the sake of feeding Feferi’s lusus. All deaths to animals were accidental, out of self defense, or for food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. 

Many of the deaths within Homestuck were out of distaste or annoyance. Most notably, Vriska killing Tavros out of her irritation for her, then admitting that it wasn’t necessarily out of self defense. Eridan killed Feferi and Sollux in a same fashion, not entirely self defense, but mainly out of distain. Tensions were high on the meteor, and murder out of irritation seemed to play a common theme.


I’d say Homestuck fits all the key points of a Satanic piece of media. If you want to delve even deeper, Homestuck does technically have “subliminal” imagery, by means of John’s arm appearing throughout the comic to hint at a future event, the existence of Trickster Mode in select flashes, the flashing text that represented subliminal images by Crocker Corp, and the same flashing text appearing in other flashes to represent corruption. While this imagery isn’t inherently Satanic, I think it’d suffice it to say that “REPRODUCE” can be interpreted as a subliminal sex symbol.


So…is Homestuck a Satanic piece of media?

Ehh. Sure. Why not. The fandom can’t get any worse.

perpetualvelocity  asked:

I spent the past few hours attempting and failing at making some hand paws that fit... i have never made them before and am less than amateur at sewing. I just dont know what im doing wrong. I followed tutorials and everything and it took me five tries to get to a point where they almost fit right. Advice...? I keep making the base of my fingers too narrow or my stitching too long or too tight i just dont know

I had this issue too. Maybe the following things will help

  • “seam allowance” on the fingers about 0,5cm on each side, more if possible
  • I sew the fingers first bevor cut them. Means that they look like a mitten when pinned together. I sew the fingers with the machine and cut into the seam allowance to seperate the fingers

Thank you to the lovelies @baneme and @cazdinal even tho I have Tony Stark levels of self loathing lemme seee hmmmmm

1) I am a fighting smol (4'11" with tiny asian build)
2) My attitude in online fandom is to counter negativity and wank with aggressive positivity, dumb comics where all the superheroes love each other while they’re being stupid, young rdj gifs, and tony in bridal carry photos
3) I always draw all the other marvel characters and make dumb stories… It ain’t just stevetony for me, I love em all… I’m kinda proud of this because I’ve drawn even the most obscure of marvel characters lmao (Am I allowed to be proud lmao????)
4) I reblog, heart, kudos, comment, rec, and purchase as my main objective in fandom to be a better participant and friend (I hope I am 😢)
5) I’ve been doing fancomics for more than a decade now, since the days of livejournal and deviantart. I will always try to make more stories!

you’d think I’d improve by now Lol

anonymous asked:

So as someone who's Hispanic,,,, but looks white,,, an I allowed to cosplay as Ham??? Like I want to do Jefferson or Madison honestly but I feel like Ham is the one I'd get the least shit for. Just brought this up bc the last anons reminded me. Any tips?????

how many times do i have to say i am not the person to dictate this????

im not… like the person to rule over all cosplays my dudes….

anonymous asked:

Do you have any poems for brown girls in love? I am falling for a boy and I'm only 18 but my parents have caught on and they're squeezing so tightly into me that I can't breathe, as if to say it's either him or them. I can't make that choice, I shouldn't have to. And yet, this boy is staying hidden and I'm barely allowed out the house and I'm just so so scared I'm gonna get caught. It all feels so sordid when it is meant to be good.

Yes, I do actually! It’s not anywhere online so if you send me an instant message I’ll send it through to you :)

Ode to Tumblr

I want to start this post by offering the sincerest “Thank You” I could muster to those that reached out to me concerned, wondering what happened to my blog, asking me if I am OK.  I can safely say there are about 20 out of 66 that followed me that extended me this gesture.

For the record, I am fine.  Everything is good.  This blog is here but it will just take up space and have absolutely no meaning to anyone.  I have moved my blog back to Ello (ello.co).  I feel compelled to give you the reasons why as so many of you have asked for an explanation.

  • Ello allows me to comment on posts, with pictures, video or anything I want and not have to reblog to do it.
  • You can reblog if you wish but are not obligated to in order to put your two cents in so that everyone can read your comment.
  • Ello has no advertising….
  • I am not constantly blocking porn bots on Ello.
  • Ello is not high school, which it seems Tumblr has turned out to be.  We discuss relevant topics.  We share ideas.  We don’t bicker over politics, sexuality or constantly beat the dead horse over topics like sexuality, depression, that fact that you can’t get a date, the “what’s wrong with me” posts, etc.  Now, I know that these are all important issues.  I get it.  But you have to admit that something is wrong when 9 out of 10 posts are about the same thing.  Fix the problem and move on.
  • Ello has no cliques.  I make new friends every day on a variety of different levels.
  • Ello has no selective algorithm.  Ello shows you everything, not just the things that “It Thinks” you will like.  As I sit here I wonder how many of you will see this post immediately versus a few days from now, versus a week, month or year from now simply because Tumblr thinks that is what you want to see.

There are only two drawbacks to Ello that I can see right now.  First, the Art community has taken it over.  Lots of photography, lots of Artwork, lots of graphic design work.  Secondly, Ello has no formal messenger app like Tumblr does.  But I feel that is a good thing.  I sometimes wonder how many backstabbing messages Tumblr has in it’s archives. (So, high school…)

I am keeping this blog because I know that there are a few people that will never leave here and these people are important to me.  As many of you have seen, I do respond to asks still…and I do respond to messages sent to me.

Some of you have accounts on Ello….all you need do is reactivate them and get active there again to follow me if you wish.  I would love to have all my followers come and join me on Ello.  We would make a great community.  You would make a whole bunch of new friends there.  Tumblr was a great place to post, but I have graduated from High School many years ago………

……….I’m on Ello now, and as you can see, I’m a lot happier……..

being best friends with the marauders would include:
  • being an animagus to support and help remus like the others
  • exploring hogwarts together when everyone is asleep
    • then getting detention for a week 
      • it’s okay though bc you’re with your favorite people
  • helping james ask out lily
    • “you can’t just flirt with her and expect her to be magically seduced by you. you have to show her that you can be mature enough for a relationship” “but that’s so much work!” 
  • james being jealous of your friendship with lily
    • “it isn’t fair that you’re allowed to share a dorm with her.” “well I am a girl so”
  • studying with remus 
  • when you’re sick they make you stay in their dorm
    • sirius telling stupid jokes to make you laugh
      • “what do you call a frozen dog?” “a PUPsicle!”
    • james making funny faces at you until you smile
    • remus giving you some of his chocolate
      • “I would only do this for you, y/n.” “thank you, remus I know how much this chocolate means to you.”
    • peter bringing you tons of blankets 
      • “I’m literally drowning, peter!” “I just want you to be warm!” 
  • having random movie nights
  • painting james’ nails when he’s asleep
    • “pink really is a good color on you james” 
      • him waking up hours later and giving a speech about how pink is definitely not a good color on him. 
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You have one occupation. Far be it from me to tell you that your code is rubbish…

But it is. Mobile decides to intermittently allow corrections, not show me website posts even though I have been tagged in the notifications (saying “This post does not exist”), not sending me my notifications, randomly shifting between my side blogs though it still indicates by heading I am in my main blog, and forcing me to move from message inbox to Dash in order to see new messages. What sense does that make? Who are you people? What are you doing with all your time?

And why can I not post images from my phone when in mobile? I think, like most of us, I no longer carry a camera. My primary means of Photography is my phone! So how long will it take you to develop the ability to use a picture from my phone in the Tumblr mobile app?

This is ridiculous.

And then you update, don’t correct these problems, but instead make it impossible for me to find anything.

Kudos.

I can’t speak for any other writers or artists, or the show’s intention, none but my own– but lapis and peridot, I wanted to create the experience of a growing queer relationship. Again- this is only my intention. Can’t speak for anyone else! Many people are writing those episodes. But. I don’t want to have people have to sit down and put together puzzle pieces to see if they were represented. Not in this day and age. That game is so tiring. As for amethyst and peridot, again, this is only my writing intention, I wanted the feeling of a “first time crush” that you go on to then be close intimate friends.  Anyone who wants to see the narrative they want is completely, 100% allowed to. 


But I wanted to close the book on this- I am queer, and intend fully to write queer characters when I do.  

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i was doing some research on john adams bc that’s the kind of girl i am.. and i found out that he was deeply unpopular because of an act he passed. they were called the alien and sedition acts. i didn’t think much of it until i read the article and this is what i found.

in the alien and sedition acts, john adams:

  • did not allow people to protest the government
  • did not allow immigrants into the US
  • did not allow freedom of the press
  • jailed lawmakers
  • deported foreigners
  • fined and imprisoned those who would “write, print, utter, or publish… any false, scandalous and malicious writing” agains the government
  • violated personal rights
  • RESTRICTED FREEDOM OF SPEECH

and it made me think… wow… i’m glad that the United States has come far so we don’t have to worry about all this….

and then i realized… this is exactly what Donald Trump is doing.

history is repeating itself. donald trump is the new john adams. spread the mf word.

since it’s valentine’s day i’d just like to scream a little over this

because i’ll never be able to wrap my head around

just how outrageously smitten and in love they are

especially in this interview, the interview that changed a nation

they were so obvious and flirtatious it was the only interview they were ever allowed to do alone with each other

but my god if it isn’t a treasure

LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT THESE SAPS

tag yourself, i’m them staring at each other’s lips

who looks at their best friend like that? whom?

just how will you get him for it? i am fascinated, do tell