am i a lady

When King Regis Calls (part 4)
  • *phone rings*
  • Noctis: *glances at it nervously seeing that it's his dad*
  • *everyone looks over curiously*
  • Noctis: I-It's just my alarm!
  • Prompto: you sure buddy? Because I see that it says "dad"
  • Luna: What if something's the matter and he needs your attention??
  • Ignis: I agree with lady Lunafreya, highness. Such matters shouldn't be overlooked. You should answer.
  • Gladio: Yeah, what Iggy said.
  • Noctis, frowning at everyone nervously: fine...
  • Noctis: D--
  • Prompto: NOCTIS I LOVE YOU PLEASE DO ME!
  • Ignis: MARIJUANA FOOD HAS BEEN SERVED
  • Nyx: LOOKING GOOD WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON NOCTIS
  • Ravus: HOLD MY BEER I GOTTA SMACK THAT ASS
  • Luna: PASS THE SYRINGE
  • *Aranea- sex noise*
  • *Prompto- sex noise no.2*
  • Gladio: UGH YOU'RE SO TIGHT!
  • Cindy: IS THAT MILK ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING ELSE HIGHNESS?!
  • Noctis, crying, sitting in a corner: dad I'm so sorry
  • -dial tone-
  • Noctis: i need better friends
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“What is that?” You mumbled whilst taking a sip of your coffee. Yourself and Steve watched from the kitchen as your son delicately opened the letter.

Steve seemed uninterested, “maybe he got himself a pen pal.” 

Sceptically you approached your son. You didn’t even begin your sentence before you saw the contents of the letter. The smash of your cup made Steve run into the room.

“Holy crap! The Wizarding World is real!”

anonymous asked:

America sounds crazy?? Like who brings guns and knives into school?! The only "bad" thing we bring into school is freaking chewing gum!

Okay let’s not get into discourse about the sometimes horrific state of America. They know it’s crap, we know it’s crap, let’s just accept that there are issues that definitely need to be worked on and leave it at that.

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Behind her rode Cristina, who had her hands in the air and was shrieking with happiness. “Emma!” she shouted. “Emma, look, no, hands!”

Emma glanced back and laughed aloud. Mark who rode Windspear with and air of familiarity, Kieran clinging to his belt with one hand, was not as amused. “Use your hands!” he yelled. “Cristina! It’s not a roller coaster!”

- Lord of Shadows, (The Dark Artifices Book 2) Cassandra Clare

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High Lady of the Night Court

So I don’t usually post what I draw cuz can’t really draw. But I kind of liked how this one came out, so I am throwing it out into the black void of tumblr.