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It’s Ways (Lucifer Morningstar)

Character: Lucifer Morningstar
Words: 860
Warnings: Just some good ol fluff
Request:  your lucifer imagines are sooooooooo good! can I ask for one? YN is his wife (angel a fallen angel) but she’s completelt his oposite: humble,likes kids and everyone wonders how she’s still with him ( it’s an amazing show and I think that’d be hilarious,and adorable ;)

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Top five worst Sonic Archie issues

So a while back me and @greenyvertekins​ talked a bit about our favorite Sonic Archie moments, I was thinking of doing a TOp five/top ten favorite Sonic archie issues but honestly the moments I and Greenyvertekis mentioned were pretty much my favorite/best issues. So if you want to read here! most of them are also from the best written arcs so …..

Then I thought, wouldn’t it be fun to do a top five WORST Sonic arche issues instead? :) (warning Im from the Netherlands so my English is bad, feel free to spell correct me!)

Number 05 Issue 172

Going pretty low in the list because despite this being one of  my least favorite issues it should be noted that this was the start from the comic getting better and better at this point, this ugly-face just was the blacksheep from that collection.

Not only was the cover a bad reminder that the comic was seen as bad-furry-romance-drama which I really hoped the comic wanted to distant itself from it, the entire issue is a sadlyalso  bad-furry-drama. It starts off with Amy Rose confronting Fiona Fox about the rumors that she heard from Tails that she is cheating on Sonic with Scourge, (the Green Edgy Sonic recolor) Now the story of Fiona Fox is a pretty sad one, she never had much of a character to begin with. She was first introduced as a robot in her child form to lure Tails into a trap. It turns out that Eggman based her off a real person: Fiona Fox who someway or another was left behind by Mighty and Sonic in Eggman’s prison and she manage to escape but stil holding a grudge and got angry at them for it, That is mostly what I remember her from in the past issues. From then on she would just be background character number 55 a freedom fighter with no dialog, the only times I sort of remember her was that she liked the idea of using guns, and that Sonic was afraid for Tails to be rejected by the too-old-for-you girl Fiona.Sonic wanted to talk to FIona about this issue and she mentions she still thinks SOnic is selfish for leaving her behind but that his sacrifice in issue 125 made her change her mind somewhat, That’s it. Now the weird story behind Fiona is that Karl Boilers planned to use her as a second-love interest for Sonic after Sonic broke up with Sally. Sonic was supposed to enter a relationship with Amy Rose shortly after the Sonic/Sally break up. (Keep in ind that Amy Rose back then was still 10 years old mentally at that time YIKES.) and Fiona for whatever reason was to become a rival to Amy for Sonic’s affections. Now Ken Penders apparently interfered with this idea and Karl and Ken changed it into…Fiona Fox becoming Sonic’s girlfriend instead…out of the blue….out of nowhere. At least with Amy you knew she had a crush on Sonic but with Fiona? why would Sonic ever enter a relationship with a girl he hardly interacted with and with a girl his best friend was crushing on? ..moving on various issues later and writer Karl Boilers and Ken Penders were no longer on board and new writer Ian Flyn entered into the picture it was by then far too late to clean up this mess and I could tell from the comic’s writing that Ian wasn’t sure what to do with Fiona, he tried to give her a more Sally-personality with a bad history but that felt tripped and forced. He knew he had to break the two characters off and he thought the best way to do that was to reveal that Fiona Fox became a bad-girl who fell in love with Scourge due to the events off Sonic 150 (dont worry that issue will be brought up later)

Not only did this came out of no where, it felt forced even if Fiona had no character it felt like she really was just a pawn of a writer not sure what to do with her. It also didnt help that the issue ends in a weird anticlimatic way  and in the next issue most of the characters dont even talk or seem to be phazed with Fiona’s betrayel and  Sonic would be slightly flirtatious with Sally and Amy in the next issue too, (Really Sonic you just got dumped.) The issues saving grace is a cute side story with Amy Rose and Julie Su training together and some decent/good art overall.

Number 04 Knuckles the Echidna issue 32

Yes Knuckles does count as part of the Sonic series, and if the list would be Knuckles comic focused this would have been number one. Not only was this the last issue of probably the most boring arc I ever read It also nailed the coffin on the Knuckles series as it was canned after this issue. It introduced two very uncreative very Un-SegaSonic like characters: Monk and Hunter whose design and motivations are as generic as you can imagine. Ken Penders tries to make you feel for the Monk-character but I dont think anyone was convinced. I own this issue as well and HONESTLY I forgot I even read this issue as a child it was that forgettable, even in my Knucklesfangirl phase as soon as I finished reading the last 3 issues I forgot about it, It also doesnt help that the covers while nicely drawn by Galan were cluttered and too busy, Ken Penders did the book’s art and while he did a perfect job drawing Hunter his cartoon characters were always off-model and the way he draws large mangaeyes didn’t look well. In other words the art wasnt good either.

I only remember these issues  because of @hedgehogscantswim​ review, which I suggest you guys read into as they go into much greater depth on their blog on the flaws of the art, the character designs of Monk and Hunter and the overall big problem the last issue has.  

Number 3 Sonic issue 134

Oh Yeah let’s talk about the big one, let’s talk about the issue that caused many Sonic fans to drop the comic, lets talk about the issue that split the fanbase in half and what made the Sonic-Archie comics the laughing stock of Sonic spin offs for years to come until Ian Flyn joined and the much later soft-Reboot. If the Sally/Sonic/Mina love drama didn’t convince people that the comic had badfurryromance drama this issue sure did.

Sonic sacrificed himself in issue 125 to save the world,  but was transported to a different planet cause science, he survived and had space adventures with Aliens, met up with Tails parents somehow…(Really those issues are all a blur too me at this point.) he came back to Mobuis only to discover a year has passed since then, he reunites with his nowwithlonghair girlfriend Sally and by issue 125, Sally makes it clear to Sonic that she wants him by his side as she is sort-of forced by her parents to no longer be on the battle field. However Sonic cant possibly do that, he is the hero after all, he cant be tied down Sally clearry suffering from trauma after Sonic’s death begs him to stay by her side, Sonic  tearfully tells her he can’t and Sally takes Sonic’s rejection pretty well and says that she knows being a hero is in Sonic’s blood and decides to reject her parents wishes and join her boyfriend and the rest of her friends on the battle field.

No wait Never mind, she SLAPS him across the face and calls him Selfish and breaks up with him afterwards.

Not only did this issue came in the worst possible time when the Sonally/Sonamy ship wars was rampant in the Online Sonic fandom communities. The motivation and reason for Karl Boilers to do this was in such a bad taste as well. Karl who MOST Likely was aware of the growing popularity of the Sonamy ship and the hatred the sonamy fanbase had for Sally, from people calling her a marry sue, a slut because her lack of pants, ugly due to her brown color sceme, and other funny-horrible things because shipping is serious business, Probably wanted to win and be favored by a part of the Sonic fan base and had outlined plans to have Sonic and Amy Rose become an official couple in the comics. (Even if Karl wrote Amy Rose as a 10 year old mentally girl with a body of a 12 year old together with a 17 year old teen Sonic.) They had to become a couple. How to do this you ask? by breaking Sonic/Sally up and portraying  Sally out to be a selfish cunt of a woman, not only was this so disgustingly out of character and a slap to the face to the sonally and Sally fans, it was all to make the fans to transaction to the idea of Sonamy instead. It didnt help Sally’s position in the fanbase and she along with Chris and Elise would be among the list of the most hated characters where extreme Sonamy fanbrats now had valid proof on their side.It would take years for Sally to recover. To add insult to injury the only nice thing about the issue is the introduction of new artist John Gray (whose animish-cartoondisneyish style was colorful, pleasant and very pleasing to the eye! was more then needed at that time since the art quality standards was low back then. )John has stated he did NOT like working on this issue either due to the content and story. I am so thankful that Sally has been much better written for years now.

Number 02 Sonic Super Special issue 07 Crossover with Image Comics

Where to start with this, oh boy oh boy. I put this very high on the list because this has to be one of the worst crossovers spin ofss I have ever had the pleasure of reading. and I mean that the Powerrangers/TMNT crossover was more enjoybale that this mess. This is also very high on the list not only because the art was below average and many characters were off models but Mister Ken Penders used this crossover special to shoehorn his own ‘’characters’ from his comic book series the Lost Ones. (who btw got canned after only volume 01) his characters got the most attention out of everyone else. A image-comics with Sonic crossover already sounds sort of weird and silly but hey I am Spawn fangirl, I am intrigued. But I dont even get that.

(oh wait, this is fucking it, Spawn appears for about a page to say no to Sonic and then leaves thats it??) FOR FUCK SAKE….

Honestly @robotnikholmescomicblog​ gave this comic a great review and I suggest going to their tag of Ken-Penders-Why as they bring out most of the flaws of Ken Penders writing and they said it better then I ever will.

Overall the issue is just a mess, with shallowcheap cameos of image characters, Sonic and the freedom fighters being DICKS to most of the human characters for no reason, a very anti climatic ending and a giant commercial for Ken Penders doomed and boring characters that nobody gave a dam about) characters that he planned to use in ‘’The Lost ones’’ and Knuckles 20 years later. With a character hinting to become Knuckles’s greatest enemy yet with a very ugly boring design that could rivals Hunter. (btw none of these concepts go anywhere, Lost Ones was canned, and Knuckles 20 years later didnt come in fruition the way Ken Penders wanted.)

and number 5, worst issue Sonic issue 150


This is my most least favorite issues up to date and why you might ask

well for one thing the art is okay, I give it that but it doesnt even start with Sonic,

no we get a quick-reveal  of AntiSonic pretending to be the real Sonic flirting with all the girls in knothole

We get uncomfortable panels of Mina Mongoose almost cheating on her boyfriend with Sonic, Sonic and Bunnie making out and falling asleep next together, Sonic being creepy at Amy ect and none of the girls seem to realize that this is obvious not the real Sonic but ANti-Sonic. Everbody fails to notice that Sonic is  trying to flirt with all the girls he gets his eyes on. Only Tails seems to quistion it. Shows how much his own friends seem to know him. Or his own freaking family. The real Sonic is stuck in anti-mobuis and is busy trying to convince them that he is not AntiSonic, it’s very boring and dull. Also since the real Ant was stuck in anti Mobuis couldn’t he have tried to come back to his own world with Sonic? I dont know that just confused the heck out of me, The extra side story also doesn’t help, Its the conclusion to TailS ‘’the Chosen One’’ which was,,,pretty lame too with bland-art, and has the unfortunate of introducing the fanbase to the still-hilarious Titan Tails


(OHfuckmethat’sstupid.)

So the stories are stupid, the art is okay and lame. Why is it so high on the list?

It’s THE 150 anniversary issue and this is how Karl and Ken apparently wanted to celebrate it? It also doesn’t help that the cover is really underwhelming and boring compared to the 125th issue but that’s it’s least of its problems. A short while later Ian Flyn and Tracey joined the team and Ken and Karl left. For the better. But talk about a lame way to celebrate a 150th milestone. What a waste. 

And if you still haven’t checked out Oscar’s Hotel you can check it out here, even if the director was a problematic douche.
—  Crabstickz (about KickthePj in the “Chuppa Wup Wub” video description)

I can’t believe there isn’t any Heather/Valencia fic yet. They interacted for thirty seconds at the end of the last episode and I’m already writing a fic in my head where Heather casually comes out as bi and Valencia short circuits and also doesn’t want to date Heather bc she’s so laid back that it gives Valencia Josh flashbacks but *does* want to date Heather bc she doesn’t want Heather dating anyone else and *obviously* Heather isn’t laid back all the time (for example she gets Rebecca’s butt out of bed so she’ll follow through with the Miss Douche contest) and she won’t let Valencia walk all over her and I am having ~feelings~

People over use the term "racist" not only is that offensive to the person who is wrongfully accused of being racist but it also demeans actual cases of racism.

 So Dan’s apparently racist because he used an Indian (which it didn’t even sound like) to answer his phone. But this accusation of racism is unfounded.


Racism is a problem. Disguising your voice to avoid crazy fans and telemarketers is not. 

If you want to accuse an Internet celebrity of being racist, use Nash Grier- who is also Islamaphobic (can’t spell sorry), homophobic, sexist, and misogynistic. But using accents isn’t really racist

One Word Answer Meme

I was tagged by the awesome: @hugwinchester! :)

Where is your phone? Nearby
Your hair? Brown
Your dad? Douche 
Your other half? Hiding
Your favourite food? Chips
Your dream last night? None
Your favourite drink? Max
Fear? Dying?
Favourite shoes? Comfy
Favourite way to relax? Sleep
Your mood? Tired
Your love? Unknown? 
Where were you last night? Home
Something that you aren’t? awake
Muffins? yum
Wishlist item? job
Where you grew up? Australia
Last thing you did? tumblr
What are you wearing? clothes?
Something you hate? bigots
Your pets? adorable
Life? alright
Regrets? probably

I am tagging: @drmottershead, @beautifulopportunities, @king-belamy, @tigresswraith, @saybiforme, and anyone else who wants to do this.

i have shed all illusions of not being the Asshat Friend ok i am the fuckhead that wants to get drunk on the lakefront in the dark i am the reckless douche who wants to cut through the woods i am the cuntsmear who passes you half a mickey of whiskey under a bathroom stall i am content with this info and will No Longer Deny Myself

………… I lied to all of you: I am still awake!  //shot

Guess what I am reading through my notes and love to look at the tags people use when reblogging my art and this particular hashtag caught my attention and I couldn’t resist do draw a little something as… kind of reply? THANKS FOR UNINTENTIONALLY KEEPING ME AWAY FROM BED, Kenny-Kennethmccormick ♥ LAWL 

Nah, but I just couldn’t resist. Following that persons blog and I really liked the term “orange husbando” he/she used to tag Kenny. It just fits to how I feel about this orange-clothed dickhead ke ke ke (hopefully you don’t mine me using it? If you do just let me know~)

This screencap is pure kenny-ception. But there can never be enough McCormick in a single picture. HECK there can’t be enough McCordick on the internet! I insist on more Kenny everywhere, especially in Season 19 of the official show  u v u ♥  

GOOD NIGHT (THIS TIME FOR REAL  lolololololol)

……….so I might have a slight obsession with blooky, got problem with it?
But there are so many designs aaaa…..I always end up drawing my own which is the asshole top left, but all the others, they are awesome/cutes! <3 And of course the original :|

Uhm so, bottom left is by my friend Erizabutt who has no tumblr, but appearantly stalks the undertale tag (I am watchin you.) 

Besides that is the original blook who totally doesn’t belong to toby fox…..lol duh.

Middle top, that’s I gues the underswap blook I see everywhere, NO idea who came up with that design first, if someone knows, do tell me? He looks like a douche, that’s why I like lol…

middle/left cutie with the hoodie is by @ask-mttblook, a tumblr blog I’ve been stalking since I got into Undertale….and still am stalking, I know I am a dirty stalker, but I had to include the cute, because cuties in hoodies, fffff…..*heavy breathing*….I sound like a stalker and a pervert. (what am I doing with my life….?) uhm…..yah….*hides under rock*

right top is also ANOTHER one who’s design I’ve seen various times but have NO idea who actually designed it first, but he is so insecure and adorbs ;;’ if someone knows, again tell me.

Bottom right is a human blook design by me, also one I am planning to cosplay, besides the original blook. And he really looks like “why am I here? ;A;”

I am not sure if I will finnish this, it’s gonna take me a lot of BLUE and grey and time. So I will see, eitherway I will repost it.

@shinybastiodon mentioned that our “dear friend” Ken Penders drew covers for the Beckett Digimon collector magazines and yeah, they’re totally drawn by Penders, like Jesus Christ in a handbasket what the hell am I looking at!? Everything looks either off or horrifying. Especially Patamon! How do you mess up on drawing Patamon? Why does Patamon look like he’s staring into my soul? I have to tag this. It just makes me happy that Penders never worked any actual Digimon published stuff. He’d probably try to sue Bandai for any made up Digimon he did. But the best part about this is, it’s still better looking than the Lara-Su Chronicles.

Obligatory 1000 Followers Post

There’s something else I was going to do for this arbitrary milestone, but I haven’t got the stuff yet so it’s a seeeeecret. Ooooo.

To be honest, I’m just surprised you all put up with me. Thank you :)

So. Here are some cool people I follow that I think you should follow, too.
In no particular order:

senseofaspark

brbcheckingmyprivilege

anti-feminism-pro-equality

anti-feminism-pro-ratties

anti-feminism-pro-cats

that1guykaiser

loreweaver

ctrlgeek

gentlemanscientistforhire

rapeandpillagethefucktards

theintjcapricorn

saturniandevil

call-me-douchebag

johnnysjetpack

i-follow-idiots-like-you

roxxi-rocks-socks

goddessof-war

insertsjwcraphere

ohh-balls

dusklunae

jessicafreakingrabbit

paradisemantis

doctorspiper

misstwiztidmuffin

jetpack-johnny

berniecrane

teslacarter

winterhacktavist

vikingalitarian

kweyolempress

skepticalhat

poeticmxnster

jkphilosogamer

azgrimm

havanagilahava

kingwilliamv

punk-flamingos

sobertoilet

blackan08

alaija

wookmuff

meep-the-egalitarian-simmer

theatregreek

deaf-blind

demolishfatacceptance

badbitchesandbigmacs

fitness-fits-me

theclockworkcrow

sometactlesscunt

modestverbosity

the-pete-riarchy

jaythedukeofduwang

thebastardofcasterlyrock

thistooshallpassagain

flynnlives09

minority-privilege

half-ciggarette

sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick

penguin-patronus

whittneydoll

stacevengeance

anime-and-fitness

dismembered-dreams

zerotide

justvladethings

kibosh-josh-mahgosh

livedbody

pro-bees-anti-feminism

ifihadanocelot

mcsnezspicedlatte

brbcheckingmyprivilege

most-depressed-optimist

moreprivilegedthanyou

tabbitcha

thegreygamer

fireb0y

the-darkest-of-souls

illustrativesynapses

fangirl0013

renegadebusiness

the-little-douche-bag

jesskorn6966

rapidashtodatass

bellatrlxx

soshigay

kazeself

breathingfireonsnowflakes

giggles-at-funerals

pradictable

anti-feminist-rayquaza

egalitarianmiafey

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit

 dimittas

I am 100000% sure I’ve missed people so if you think I have, let me know.

Also, this is the first time I’ve done one of these. It’s in no particular order, and fuck your alphabetising standards.

Love you all :) xo
 

  • charlie: cas!!1!1!!! yay! but... i thought u'd be shorter
  • castiel: excuse me? excuse me. i did not endure multiple gunshot wounds, stabbing of knives, angel traps, starvation, the explosion of my vessel, vapid searches for my father, trips to hell, hallucinations of the devil, torture, a leviathan-infested stomach, a very unhygienic journey to purgatory, mistreatment of my hopes and intentions, a hobo phase, three failed relationships, trickery and shenanigans, insults of the most unkind, unappreciation for my dedication and determination, and the most douchiest douches of angels just to be furthermore insulted for my height i'll have you know i am beyond the height of the chrysler building and
GASPS I KNOW A BETTER WAY TO DRAW MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Anonomously or Non Anonomously tell me which emotion and character I should draw!

(I am only drawing each character once and if you participate off anon I will make a whole post thanking each and every one of you by tagging you and your tumblr in it)

Choose and emotion:

(got the chart from this post)

AND PICK A CHARACTER BASED OFF OF THEIR NAME (OR DESCRIPTION BECAUSE SOME OF THEM STILL DONT HAVE NAMES)

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Bihet is so fucking offensive. I don’t get to choose who I love. I’m still fucking bisexual when I am in a different gender relationship.

When I fell in love with a girl when I was 15 and got depression because of how confusing and shameful it felt, I had no privilege.

When I told people I was in love with a girl and bisexual, they all all told me I was confused, I had no privilege.

When others denying my sexuality’s existence actually did manage toconvinced me that I was just confused and it was ‘just a phase’, only to still experience ploysexual and polyromantic attraction, I had no privilege.

When I felt shame because I couldn’t pick a side, I had no privilege.

When I told various boyfriends I was bisexual and they either sexualised my attraction to women or viewed it as negative deviance, I had no privilege.

When I did actually get crushes on girls and was afraid of showing people that I not only loved someone of the same gender but also that I wasn’t monosexual, I had no privilege.

When I did try to come on to lesbain girls and I was told I had to 'pick a side' before I wasted their time, I had no privilege.

When I was (and still am) constantly rejected from the mainstream community as well as the LGBT community, I had no privilege.

There is NO privilege in having to hide who you are, for feeling ashamed of of who you are, and being rejected from a community that is supposed to support you. WE ARE THE B IN LGBT.

Bite me, you biphobic douche canoes.