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anonymous asked:

I'm not looking for Yuuri/Yuri but do you have a list of smol Yurio with a crush on Yuri but still Victuuri I just think love when Yurio ONLY likes Yuri instead of hating him

+4 more requests! Thank you all for these! All of these will be one-sided! I hope you enjoy! Please let me know if I missed any you think should be on here!


Yurio Has a Crush on Yuuri


it doesn’t take a scientist by alykapedia, Teen, 2.3k
In which Yuri Plisetsky has a crush, Mila Babicheva is a terrible listener, Otabek Altin is an equally terrible advice-giver, and the only possible solution to his predicament is to kill Viktor Nikiforov and marry Yuuri Katsuki himself. Love!

With a Little Help From My Yuri by youaremarvelous, Teen, 5.4k
5 times Yuuri helps Yurio out + the one time he (begrudgingly) returns the favor. THIS IS REALLY CUTE OMG

Songs About Your Boyfriend by cryingoverspilledvodka, 17k
Yuri is in love with Victor’s ambition, deeply in love with Victor’s skating- and stupidly in love with Victor’s fiancé. Thumbs up!

Where It Counts by Harlequinade13, 1.7k
Yuri Plisetsky goes out for a run in Barcelona. He doesn’t expect to meet Victor where he does. He doesn’t expect a lot of things. Nice one-shot!

Edit Sober by counterheist, Teen, 4.2k
Yuuri finds Yurio’s plisetsuki fanfiction. Viktor has a talk with Yurio, which consists mostly of a bottle of vodka and an I know, I know. RIP YURIO… teen crushes and fanfiction omg

salchow fury by winchilsea, Teen, 3.1k
When asked what it feels like to be both the youngest ranger in the PPDC and the legendary Viktor Nikiforov’s co-pilot, Yuri Plisetsky looks at the camera dead on and says, “Like walking in on your parents having sex. Continuously.” Definitely recommend!

Yuri Plisetsky is not in denial by thatoldeblackmagic, Gen, Not Rated, 1.4k
Sometimes Yuri can look at Katsudon and semi-honestly think, ‘You’re not that great’ because he really isn’t. Sometimes this works. Until Katsudon catches him staring and then turns his full attention towards Yuri complete with a small smile and a confused head tilt like he’s a goddamn puppy. Great one-shot!

In jokes and Pettiness by preciousbunnynoiz, Teen, 5k (WIP)
“It hurt to see Yurio’s reactions because Phichit understood very well what it was like to have a one-sided crush. Specifically, he knew what it was like to have a one-sided crush on Yuri. Yurio was going to suffer for three reasons:
one - because Yuri is as oblivious as he is charming and never notices flirting,
two - because he was only 16 and not at all a possible love interest for Yuri and
three – Yuri only had eyes for Victor.” Love this fic so much!

in wine we trust by fireblazie, Teen, 1.9k
Yuri peers into the expanse of the apartment and finds a single, flickering light in the kitchen. He stealthily tiptoes across the floor with the baseball bat clutched tightly in his fists, only to find that, what the hell, this bastard is actually fucking raiding his fridge. “That’s my pirozhki, asshat!” he snarls, ready to swing his bat when the intruder turns around.Shit, Yuri thinks. It’s Beautiful International Student Yuuri Katsuki. Awesome fic!

Secret Language by preciousbunnynoiz, Teen, 1.7k
A story where it turns out Yuuri secretly speaks perfect Russian and Yuri finds out and it helps further their friendship. HAHA I LOVE THIS

A Foreign Warmth by sugarsubstitute, Teen, 3.1k
Big surprise, Victor has abandoned him. Not in Russia, not on the ice rink but in an onsen with his rival. Despite his predicament, he puts up with it. After all, dinner with the person he currently hated the most in the world wasn’t really going to change much, right? Nice one-shot!

Fic Recs #4

For today’s recs, we’re going to focus on Variety – specifically, we have four AUs of various sorts, and six porny fics with varying amounts of plot. (Coming soon: Omegaverse recs!)

Click on the title for the link to the fic!

Rec List #1 – All the Fluff, Slightly Angsty, Two WIPs worth watching

Rec List #2 – Angst/Fluff, PWP?, One WIP worth watching

Rec List #3 – Fluff & Porn!

AUs of Various Sorts:

Unwritten by kaizuka

Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be.

My comment: Baby!Victor is so sweetly endearing and enthusiastic, and Baby!Yuuri is shy and hesitant. Watching them dance around each other is so super sweet, you’ll be a puddle of happy goo by the end. Fluff like woah, and utterly adorable.

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These Frozen Nights by viciously

Yuuri gets along okay with most of the ghosts in Saint Petersburg.

My Comment: Such a fun concept – Yuuri being able to see ghosts. (Do not think about The Sixth Sense; this is very different.) It gets a little dark at the end but oh my, it’s completely captivating.

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centripetal force by braveten

Victor speaks seven languages.

(Physics isn’t one of them.)

Luckily, though, he ends up rooming with his antithesis: a shy, black-haired boy who just so happens to be a physics major.

My comment: University AU with minimal ice skating. Okay, guys, I have five words for why you need to read this fic: Victor Nikiforov on a skateboard. No, seriously, it’s goofy and endearing and utterly delightful. It (almost) makes me want to go back to college.

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Maelstrom by feelslikefire

Victor Nikiforov is poised to win gold in his fifth consecutive Grand Prix Final. He has the world at his feet, is unparalleled in the sport–right up until a snowstorm blows into Sochi, and he finds himself repeating the same day over and over and over. He stumbles over Yuuri Katsuki, and everything changes.

(Or, the time loop au. Loosely based on Groundhog Day.)

My comment: So many levels of fabulous I can’t even begin. Victor’s reaction to being in the time loop is utterly predictable and hysterical and adorable. It’s just enough unlike the movie to keep you on your toes, and just when you think “Aha! This time he’s broken the curse” – that damn alarm wakes up him again. Of all the AUs I’ve read, this one’s probably my favorite, because the payoff is perfect.



 

Porn with varying degrees of plot:

I Caught Fire In your Eyes by Ashida

Yuuri walks in on Victor doing something he couldn’t ever have imagined in his head, and it’s now that Victor is the one saying: “Don’t take your eyes off me for a second.”

My comment: No plot whatsoever. The only problem I have with this is that at 1600 words, it’s WAY TOO SHORT, OMG. Ashida needs to write all the porn. Guh.

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The Neighbors Know My Name by Defiant-Dreams

“They want me to write smut and I don’t know how,” Yuuri whines and Viktor blinks. “Phichit said I should include sex scenes in my latest Hiro!!! On Ice fanfic but I’ve never written sex before so he said I should just write down what we do,” Yuuri admits and Viktor bites down hard on his lip so that he doesn’t laugh.

My comment: No plot, but funny and sexy. Yuuri needs to learn to take more mental notes, but until then, the rest of us get a treat.

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Victor Effing Nikiforov by shysweetthing

AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.

Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.

Basically this is an excuse for total fluff. And porn. And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.

My comment: Sort of plotty porn. Look, there’s a lot of fics out there that will give you sexy sex. This fic gives you funny sex, and not just funny sex, but hysterically funny sex that is also sexy and will have you aching for more. Utterly delightful. Happy birthday, Victor, indeed.

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tu étais formidable, j’étais fort minable by neomeruru

Chris visits Victor and Yuuri at their home in Saint Petersburg. It’s been a long time coming.

My comment: OT3 first-time mild D/s undertones porn-with-pining for Victor/Chris/Yuuri. This is technically the second in a series, though you don’t need the first to enjoy this. (But read it anyway, because it’s also good.) The characterizations are fantastic, there’s more pining than plotting, and it’s so well written that I wish there was more. Reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad.

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honey sweet and slow by alykapedia

Viktor wakes not for the first time to the sound of waves, the faintest rustle of sheets, and most importantly, the sound of Yuuri’s steady breathing.

My comment: Lazy morning married sex with minimal plot and lots of photography on Victor’s part. Let’s hope he doesn’t post ALL those pictures on Instagram.

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Nights So Slow by jibrailis

“Well,” Viktor says helplessly, because it’s all ruined now, “I was going to try and seduce you.”

My comment: First time, tiny bit of plot. Mostly this is just funny and sexy and sweet, with such an over-the-top extra!Victor that I giggled until I wasn’t meant to be giggling anymore. (For very good reasons.)

Victuuri Recs #6

Maelstrom by feelslikefire (NC-17, 43,6k)
Summary: Victor Nikiforov is poised to win gold in his fifth consecutive Grand Prix Final. He has the world at his feet, is unparalleled in the sport–right up until a snowstorm blows into Sochi, and he finds himself repeating the same day over and over and over. He stumbles over Yuuri Katsuki, and everything changes. (Or, the time loop au. Loosely based on Groundhog Day.) [Time Loop/Time Travel AU, *FAVORITE]

Victor Effing Nikiforov by shysweetthing (NC-17, 13,2k)
Summary: AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.

Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.

Basically this is an excuse for total fluff. And porn. And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.
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Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”

Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.

“I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?” [Canon Divergence AU]

i know my madness by astoryaboutwar (NC-17, 14k)
Summary: It’s hardly a secret that Victor Nikiforov is a massive player. (In which Yuuri doesn’t blow the Grand Prix Finals the first time round, does blow Victor, and everything changes but ends up the same.)

Right Off His Feet by EmilianaDarling (R, 7,4k)
Summary: One of Yuuri’s hands is sliding around his waist, guiding him effortlessly until they’re dancing together. Really dancing together, and Viktor forgets to think, to breathe. Yuuri’s so close that Viktor can feel the heat of his breath against the back of his neck, the warmth of his skin through his clothes.Then he closes his eyes, leans into the touch, and gives in completely as he lets Yuuri lead. [Missing Scene]

Six Kinds of Love by Frilly_Axolotl (NC-17, 13,4k, WIP, Warnings)
Summary: It’s almost funny how one night can change a person’s life forever.

They were caught and sold together over a year ago. Two Yuris for the price of one, the auctioneer said. But now their sadistic Masters seem to have angered the enigmatic Viktor Nikiforov, who is willing to take on another slave or two as compensation.

Yes, one night can change a person’s life forever. Perhaps that is not always a bad thing. [Kidnapping, Slavery!AU, WARNINGS - This is a much darker fic than I normally rec, but it’s incredibly well written. Just mind the warnings and take note that they heavy stuff is in the first few chapters, and the story turns into one of healing and recovery from there]

lovesick by Ironinkpen (PG, 2,7k)
Summary: “Did the doctor send you?” When Yuuri doesn’t reply fast enough, since he’s still gaping like a fish, he turns to Yuri. “Did the doctor send him? Because wow,” He drops his arm and presses his hand to his chest like the dramatic bastard he is. “You’ve got to be the prettiest man I’ve ever seen.”

“Oh my god,” Yuri groans. “Is he hitting on you?”

(In which Yuuri worries, Viktor’s on the good drugs, and Yuri puts up with a whole bunch of bullshit.)

a match worth waiting for by fan_nerd (NC-17, 17,8k, WIP Series)
Summary: a collection of fics centered around a/b/o dynamics. victor is an omega; yuuri is an alpha. [Omegaverse, Series, Not Complete]

A Fellow With a One-Track Mind by ken_ichijouji (dommific) (NC-17, 3,9k)
Summary: Victor decides in order to help Yuuri land quads more consistently, he should have some kind of reward system. (AKA the Victor strips every time Yuuri lands a quad fic.)

i think i was blind before i met you by incode (NC-17, 4,9k)
Summary: Victor has a thing for every new bit of Yuuri he sees. (It’s odd, when he thinks about it, how awkward he has historically been in everyday life in contrast with the way stepping onto the ice feels like fitting into a disguise, an alternate persona where he’s confident, alluring, captivating. Yuuri used to feel so invisible; Victor has made him blossom into someone present.)

Immaculate Dream, Made Breath and Skin by RC_McLachlan (NC-17, 2,8k)
Summary: Almost half his life has been spent training for the day that Victor Nikiforov takes him to bed, so when it finally happens after the Grand Prix Final, Yuuri’s prepared. More than prepared: he’s ready. No one’s ever touched him as a lover, sure, but there’s nothing that he hasn’t already dreamed about doing or having done to him to make anything that could happen a shock.

But apparently Victor’s sole purpose in life is to subvert all his expectations.

Life is a Series of Accidents by BrinThePuffling (R, 24,6k)
Summary: When Yuuri started college in America, he had a certain amount of expectations. Pretending to date his history TA was certainly not within that realm of expectations. Falling in love was even further outside his expectations. [Fake/Pretend Dating, College!AU, Ace!Yuuri]

silver by pageleaf (NC-17, 2,9k)
Summary: "Oh? You can’t kiss silver?“

Viktor makes a mock-horrified face. "Silver? No way!”

Ah. Yuuri recognizes this—Viktor getting into one of his bratty moods. Yuuri’s never really tried to do anything about it before, and eventually Viktor always tones it back down, but this time, Yuuri wonders…

He shrugs. “Well, I guess I just won’t be able to kiss you then.” [Dom/sub]

Distraction by SuggestiveScribe (NC-17, 7,9k)
Summary: "Yuuri, let’s not think about that,“ Viktor said, holding out his hands. Yuuri set his other skate aside. "You should take your mind off it; maybe seek a distraction–”

“Okay.”

“–Anything to disengage from the nega–” Viktor stopped, blinking. “Wait, what?”

Yuuri rose back to his feet, moving to stand in front of Viktor. Emotion burned at the edge of his irises, and in the limited light his stare flashed more crimson than brown, “I said, ‘okay’.”

a day for all the rest by Etharei (NC-17, 6,2k)
Summary: Phichit clears his throat. “You, ah, might want to wear your scarf again.” He taps meaningfully at his own collarbone.

Victor touches the indicated spot on his neck. The skin is markedly sensitive. He presses down, unable to help himself, and the sweet little ache summons a sense-memory: strong fingers carding through his hair, then digging into his shoulder, powerful thighs like a vice around his hips, his name gasped into his ear before a hot mouth seals over the skin of his neck.

The day after the Cup of China.

Breathless by MilkTeaMiku (NC-17, 5k)
Summary: “Take whatever you want from me, Yuuri,” Victor urged. “Use me however you like. I’ll give you anything you want.”

After being in Russia for two months, Victor is eager to return to his mate and finally mark him. [Omegaverse]

Watch. by SuggestiveScribe (NC-17, 7,8k)
Summary: "You have pretty legs, Yuuri.“

You searched for: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov by Arumattie (PG, 8,2k)
Summary: Having discovered the ice skating fandom, Victor takes a keen interest in the fictional love lives of himself and his fellow skaters.

That said, he’s quick to pick a favorite ship.

We Share a Common Interest by autoeuphoric (FreezingRayne) (NC-17, 2,9k)
Summary: Yuuri lets the music fill him up, feeling Viktor’s attention prickle over his skin. The flames remind him of the sweeping lights in an exhibition skate, and Viktor’s gaze reminds him of the Grand Prix. But dancing this close–he doesn’t remember that. It’s completely new.

(Yuuri and Viktor revisit the time they met)

Hooked On Your Love by EllaWinchester24 (NC-17, 5,3k)
Summary: Yuri is whining, rutting against the mattress, nose buried in Victor’s shirt. His lithe body is naked, every beautiful inch on display for Victor to feast his eyes on.

Which is… not what he should be doing, fuck.
OR
The one where Omega!Yuri gets his heat in Russia and alpha!Victor discovers exactly how much his mate likes it when he praises him. Basically, me indulging myself with some smut and fluff. [Omegaverse]

 be the salt on your skin by alykapedia (NC-17, 2,2k)
Summary: Yuuri’s heat arrives two weeks after Viktor shows up. (Or: the five times Katsuki Yuuri spent his heats alone, and the one time he didn’t (and never would again). [Omegaverse]

Unimaginable by emilyenrose (PG, 4,8k)
Summary: Sixteen year old Victor spontaneously travels to the future, where he’s… retired? And married? [Time Travel AU]

all come praise the infanta by pearl_o (PG, 1,2k)
Summary: One week after Victor announces he won’t be competing next season, he posts to his Instagram account a photograph of an impossibly tiny onesie and a small stuffed poodle lying atop a comforter. [Kidfic]

turntables by exocara (PG, 4,3k)
Summary: It happens approximately one week after Yuuri’s disastrous performance in Sochi.

Viktor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
I wish I could date pretty black haired boys who dance well.

“Ooh, the candidates are already flooding in!” Phichit says with an amused grin.

“Candidates?” Yuuri asks and Phichit helps Yuuri scroll down to read the replies. Most of them are variants of “date me!” with pictures attached. It’s all very interesting.

“You should send one too!” Phichit says and Yuuri doesn’t even bother answering him. “Look, I’ll send one if you send one. It’ll be fun!” [Canon Divergence AU]

Shut up and let me hold you by shysweetthing (R, 2,4k)
Summary: “How can you tell me to return to the ice while saying you’re retiring?” As Victor spoke, his anger flared into something just a little darker. Something just a little possessive, and Yuuri was usually the possessive one between them. Victor found himself closing the distance between them, grabbing hold of Yuuri’s leg. Yuuri shrank back—a centimeter—but Victor followed. Their noses brushed. Their lips were so close that when Victor spoke, it was almost a kiss.

“Yuuri, how am I supposed to skate my heart out when you are my heart?”

Stupidly Happy With You by qwartooty (PG-13, 2,9k)
Summary: “You have that stupid look on your face again,” Yurio said, skating up to where Viktor was watching Yuuri.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Viktor said, putting on a very deliberate frown.

“Face it- Katsudon is sucking the cool right out of you.”

“He’s not sucking anything out of me.”

“Ohoho?” Phichit glided by them with a gleefully scandalized look on his face.
(post episode 9 - in which Yurio means well, Viktor loses his cool, and Yuuri helps him find it)
(oh, and Phichit is a little shit)

Deluded by SuggestiveScribe (PG-13, 3,4k)
Summary: “Say Yuuri,” he began, gently brushing off the legs of his slacks, “do you know much ballroom?”

“Uhm, well,” Yuuri was wringing his hands now, suddenly overflowing with anxious energy, “Just the very basics that helped with skating. It was mostly ballet for m–”

Viktor extended his hand where he stood, arm and fingers outstretched and beckoning to Yuuri, “Then you know how to waltz.”

kinpatsu-san  asked:

Hey! I just wondered if you know any good victuuri fics where Victor or Yuuri is an author? I just read one with Yuuri as a famous one and it was so good that I would like to read similar ones.

Hi! Thanks for these requests! I love this AU!

(The gif was created by @nicaforov! Thank you so much!)


Author AU


how the mighty fall (in love) by braveten, Gen, 21k (WIP)
Every Victor Nikiforov fan has three things in common.
1. They have unrealistic expectations for romance.
2. They mark their calendars with the dates of his newest book releases and the premieres of his latest movie adaptations.
3. They either passionately hate or love his greatest rival, a mysterious author whose pseudonym is only two letters: “KY.” I’m… shook to the core I already love this fic so much!

Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out. by AriWrote, Teen, 9.3k (WIP)
Yuuri works at his family’s bookstore. Viktor is his favorite author. Somehow he doesn’t realize the cute stranger making eyes at in him in the self-help book section is his idol. Yuri just really wants a break. LOVE this!

more than three quarters by alykapedia, Teen, 5.3k (WIP)
The thing is, Yuuri never imagined that he’d end up as an author at twenty-four. Great fic so far!

Beside the Dancing Sea by lily_winterwood, MapleTreeway, Explicit, 186k
New York Times-bestselling author Viktor Nikiforov arrives in the sleepy seaside town of Torvill Cove to cure his writer’s block. After encountering local wallflower Yuuri Katsuki at a party, he discovers that this mysterious dark-haired man has a couple secrets up his sleeve. Amazing fic!

Unassuming by withoutwingsx, Teen, 7.2k
Where Yuuri is the author of a famous book series, but writes under a psuedonym, and Victor is possibly his biggest fan. Nothing like the man of your dreams complimenting your work without even knowing that you created it. It’s not like Yuuri can tell him… right? Thumbs up!

rekindling by fan_nerd, Mature, 9.1k
Victor stands on Yuuri’s doorstep in the pouring rain with a bouquet of flowers. It’s the middle of the night. The tall man is out of breath, soaking wet, and his eyes are red.
Yuuri sighs, letting his ex-boyfriend in like the sympathetic fool that Victor knows he is. “What are you doing here?” He hurries to catch his breath and reply, but his mouth is dry. Victor doesn’t exactly have an answer to that question. Slow burn!

of paperback novels and several loud screeching noises by katsusin, Teen, 6.1k (WIP)
Yuuri Katsuki: lonely bookstore owner
Victor Nikiforov: lonely author.
Phichit Chulanont: everybody’s favorite meddling best friend. Great fic!

Show by RavingRaven, Explicit, 1.4k
Yuri is very salty when he comes back to finish his work and realises it’s gone, and it’s Viktor’s fault. SPICY!

dear true love by cityboys, Teen, 36k (WIP)
Victor is a writer pretending to be on a break; Yuuri is a pianist pretending to not be on a break. They meet, somehow, in the backwaters of Saga Prefecture, Japan. Rec’d by a follower!

The Perverted Illusionist to His Skylark

This is why I should never be allowed near literature. HAHA. A parody of Marlowe’s The Passionate Shepherd to His Love that I wrote, like, aaaages ago. This stemmed our from the fact that my headcanon dictates that Mukuro likes reading and that he’s a bit of a bibliophile.

So. Anyway. This is me committing a crime in the face of English Literature. I’m sorry, Christopher Marlowe. 

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Come form a contract with me, my dove

And you shall learn the pleasures of love

Those other simpletons cannot yield

For only I can break through your shield

Keep reading

pagdating mo sa up, dapat maging handa kang makaramdam na ang tanga at ang bobo-bobo mo. dahil up nga ang pinasukan mo, lahat ng magagaling e malamang nagtipon-tipon diyan; lahat ng poster children nang kung anu-anong science hayskul ay nandyan. pero kahit ganun, wag kang mawalan ng pag-asa. lesson ito para maging humble ka, hindi para mag-settle for mediocrity! …pero minsan, ayos na rin ang tres. kesa naman sa singko.
I ended up reading Mark of Athena again...

I didn’t really realize when I read it the first time, because, okay, yeah, new book high and all, but now that I stopped and thought about it, I have a few problems with how Riordan handled the Hercules thing, (as well as some other things too). 

  • Okay. Yeah. I get the Jason volunteered because of the whole Son of Zeus/Jupiter shtick going on. BUT. I really wanted Percy to be the one to talk to him.
  • I somehow expected Percy to react in SOME OTHER WAY other than his…bitchfit(?) where no one loves him and stuff. (I LOVE PERCY, but he kinda got on my nerves with his whining in the book.) Seeing as, I DON’T KNOW, HERCULES WAS THE REASON ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS GOT BOOTED FROM THEIR HOME. DOES THE NAME ZOE NIGHTSHADE RING A BELL?
  • I mean, srsly. I wanted Percy to at least angst over this, because ZOE! 
  • Sure, we really got to see how much of a douche Hercules is, but still. 
  • Oh, and don’t get me started on the whole Nico thing. I HATED how Percy was so detached from it. Hazel was the only one who’s panicking like hell for Nico’s sake! Okay, so the kid tricked Percy into doing something stupid, but at least show some concern! Nico fought with you, convinced his dad, the God of the Underworld, someone who could hardly care less about the Titan War, to fight Kronos. I get the fact that Percy will be annoyed at Nico for pretending that he didn’t know him in SoN, but you’d somehow expect that he’d already treat the kid as one of his friends. 
  • I hate pulling the Bianca card when it comes to Nico, BUT FREAKING HELL PERCY, the kid’s sister died for you and the least you could do is to be concerned for your COUSIN. 

I’m sorry. I just have a lot of feels. Especially for the Hercules part. And Nico, of course. 

So I was whining to my friend about the new KHR! chapter...
  • me: I'm so disappointed, I was really, really excited to see Tsuna's boxers!
  • friend: I know right?!
  • me: Goddamnit, I was like, "MY BODY IS READY" for Tsuna's boxers-clad glory, and then BAM, all my hopes and dreams went down the drain.
  • friend: Hey, hey, what if...they didn't show Tsuna in his boxers because he was going commando that day?
  • me: wat.
  • friend: TSUNA.
  • friend: WENT.
  • friend: COMMANDO.
  • me: Holy shit.
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{ctenophores} 

see these glowing things? these pretty looking bamfs are called ctenophores (from phylum, surprise, surprise, ctenophora) and most, if not all of them are bioluminescent, hence the pretteh lights. they’re like close relatives with jellyfishes and corals and sea anemones. (these guys are relatives even if it’s not very obvious. they really are. i swear.)

but anyway. ctenophores are also probably one of the creepiest little fuckers you will ever see. don’t let the pretty lights fool you, because these things are cray-cray. see, most of them are predators and they have the ability to SWALLOW JELLYFISHES AND CRUSTACEANS AND JUST LIKE WHATEVER THAT COMES THEIR WAY WHOLE. and as if that’s not enough, they have rows of teeth* to CUT YOU UP. 

LIKE IDK MAN. they’re like insane marine mafia or something.

one minute you’re doing your own thing and then bam! some little fucker’s swallowing you whole to eat you. (they only grow up to like 59 inches and are probably not that harmful to human, but still, if you happened to crush a jellyfish and spread it all over your fist, i doubt you’d want them trying to EAT YOU.) 

also, they have this creepy ability to get the abilities of the things they eat. like, if they eat a jellyfish, they can get the jellyfish’s stingers and attach them to themselves. 

creepy motherfuckers.  

*not exactly teeth. they’re aggregate cilia that turn into these macrocilia that are very sharp. 

[all photos from noaa.gov.] 

Every time I write an autobiography, I always end up mentioning that time when my classmates blew up a toilet.

as well as the fact that our class president practically blew his top in pure, unadulterated rage. (my memory dictates that he even cried in sheer frustration, but that’s probably just me.) 

sorry eudes for slandering your name but really, this was one of the hallmarks of highschool.