here’s me singing with lerk “Vapor”. Um my old phone is really cracked sorry bout that my clumsy ass always breaks phones. I hope I don’t sound like a dead rat compared to him 😂✨

So my phone doesn’t always play gifs unless I open them and I found these freeze frames to be quite funny…

1st: *arriving at the party* okay okay good vibes, nice music, Im feelin myself tonight
2nd: mmmmmkay who is that…….
3rd: …. or that…?? Do i even know anyone at this party..???
4th: shitshitshit abort mission, I repeat, abort mission!!


@boehhmatsu tagged me for the phone screenshot tag!! 👌🏻This is my ipad screenshots tho, since my phone is currently charging at the moment. So yeah, self ship commissions became my backgrounds lol
Lockscreen photo was a commission I got from @xxblood-red-ravenxx ❤️
Homescreen photo was a commission I got from @kimiwillsinforever ❤️

I tag @iankabras-arse, @princesshugabutt, @zeethenerd, @katiebugbug, aaand @shadeblade16!! (Don’t have to do this if you don’t want to btw)


Here are my selfies.

Yes, I try way too hard to resemble and act like Maxie.
Yes, that is the smug grin I usually wear.
Yes, that is the bus station bathroom.
Yes, ghey, feel free to bombard me with anons stating about how ghey I look.

Also, I always censor out my phone because I am embarrassed of it. (I am weird.)
Also thinking of creating a youtube channel in which I rant about the idiots I encounter. It will be in a new account that only you all will know about since real life people know of my PirateCapt account, and I plan to actually show my face.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.