Lindo puts his lover’s needs before his, and is always looking out for them.
HE WOULD LAY DOWN HIS OWN LIFE FOR THEM, AND THAT’S WHAT HE DID IN ONE OF HIS DAMN ENDINGS.
If that’s not husband material enough for you, he can also cook, clean, etc. and you don’t have to worry about doing anything.
IF THAT’S NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL ENOUGH FOR YOU, HE’S A SEXY DHAMPIR
IF THAT’S NOT–
I can’t anymore.
A Story: My best friend in college and I lived in a complex with a dining hall/mini grocery store. We'd have long study sessions (usually for her b/c she was a last minute studier) that involved Doritos, pints of ice cream, and lots of Tracy Chapman. The ice cream was almost always Chubby Hubby. We put on about 20 pounds the year we did this. So, we started referring to Chubby Hubby as Chubby Wifey and calling each other Chubby Wifey. It's still how I think of that flavor.