always-hubby

Lindo puts his lover’s needs before his, and is always looking out for them.
HE WOULD LAY DOWN HIS OWN LIFE FOR THEM, AND THAT’S WHAT HE DID IN ONE OF HIS DAMN ENDINGS.
If that’s not husband material enough for you, he can also cook, clean, etc. and you don’t have to worry about doing anything.
IF THAT’S NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL ENOUGH FOR YOU, HE’S A SEXY DHAMPIR
IF THAT’S NOT–
I can’t anymore.

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Well tumbler friends… I will be looking like this from 5pm until my Mother-in-law leaves tonight! I can’t wait to listen to her thoughts on how more discipline and spanking will help me make my daughter behave less “autistic”… And watch her pick through the dinner I prepare, because she doesn’t like anything with garlic, tomatoes, seasonings or pasta. I’m 85% Italian… So WTF am I going to cook!!!! I’m going to drink my dinner 🍷🍷🍷 and boil some meat😂😂😂 I always tell my hubby that if I met his family before I fell for him I would have been…. 😟 and gone lol!! My grandmother always told me that when you deal with in-laws “mai dare loro un motivo nipotina” which means “granddaughter never give them a reason”…. So I’m going to plaster on a 😬 and boil some meat! Oh what we put up with for love!!
Prayers are welcomed 😂😂😂😂

twoheadedbourbon  asked:

A Story: My best friend in college and I lived in a complex with a dining hall/mini grocery store. We'd have long study sessions (usually for her b/c she was a last minute studier) that involved Doritos, pints of ice cream, and lots of Tracy Chapman. The ice cream was almost always Chubby Hubby. We put on about 20 pounds the year we did this. So, we started referring to Chubby Hubby as Chubby Wifey and calling each other Chubby Wifey. It's still how I think of that flavor.

Omg that’s a great story!!

Hubby always complains about my blowjobs bc he’s very girthy and I can’t open my mouth that wide, so they end up being kind of toothy. So I thought I just was terrible at them. But Bae is normal sized so i was able to do things i normally couldn’t, like deepthroating and i never had a problem with my teeth. I thought I was just doing okay, but apparantly I did well enough that “it took a lot of concentration” to not cum, and I was just taken aback? Like? Why wouldn’t you? Especially after the literally countless orgasms that you’ve given me with just your fucking hands, like b r u h, PLEASE CUM FOR ME DO YOU KNOW HOW HOT THAT IS?

His response: “I’ll keep that in mind ;) ” you little shit I s2g I’d strangle you but you’d like it too much