always sunny in philadelphia

Eddie: Wait, so you’ve been inside me all day long?

Venom: Yes.

Eddie: So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?

Venom: Yes.

Eddie: Any thoughts on that?

Venom: No.

Eddie: Oh, man. I like you.

  • (Mei stays at Junkrat’s place for the night)
  • Mei: This is cat food, Jaimie.
  • Junkrat: Mei, I can explain it, all right? There’s some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel, like, extremely sick and tired. You’re able to fall asleep.
  • Mei: Why would I want to make myself extremely sick and tired?
  • Junkrat: ‘Cause there’s going to be about fifty cats howling outside that window all night long, and you have no idea how loud fifty cats can be!
  • Mei: Okay, maybe there wouldn’t be cats surrounding your building if you didn’t have open cans of cat food everywhere!
  • Junkrat: I have fifty cats howling outside my window because I have 10,000 rats running around my building, okay?
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Dear Chase,

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

Mac

okay so… transguy Charlie… I have thoughts. heres my true transguy!Charlie opinion.

First of all, the whole bathroom thing leads me to think that maybe Charlie just never realized that he wasn’t a guy, so when Bonnie made him wear dresses he was like, “uh,, weird but okay” in true Charlie fashion. He has always been a dirty kid with short hair, so when he met mac, mac just kind of assumed he was a guy. 

one thing i love so damn much about iasip is how their cold opens tie in with the episode title, like for example in one of the cold opens Mac finds out that his dad might get sentenced to death for murder, he gets really incensed because how could his dad be a murderer! everyone thinks his dad did it, but he’s already all fired up and declares that he’s gonna clear his father’s name, save his dad’s life, and immediately as he says that boom, we see: