always with his bestie

Dating Peter Parker Headcannons

these are really long and i didnt even write down every thing that i wanted to so i might do a part two just bc i love my son :’)

  • it all started when y’all got paired up for chem to do a lab
  • because practically the whole school knows of his crush on Liz Allen, you didn’t think you had a chance with him
  • but you could NOT have been more wrong
  • he was so nervous to go to the next class because he knew that he would actually have to communicate with you… for more than three seconds  
  • as soon as he walks in and sees you staring to set everything up he kind of like *dies*
  • hE iS So NeRvoUs
  • hands shaking
  • uneven breathing
  • and u just kind of look @ him like wtf dude calm down
  • he would try and talk but it was mainly him stuttering
  • but you found him sosossoosos cute (bc he’s my son obvi he’s a qt)
  • after ( to him ) being put through the most stressful time of his life, more stressful than fighting criminals as spiderman
  • he asks you if you want to go and get a sandwich with him after school
  • and thats kind of how everything started
  • studydatesstudaydatesstudydates
  • ned either being annoyed with you two bc third wheeling or having the time of his life bc you guys are #besties
  • michelle always having something to say about u and peter
  • like; gross, ew, y/n how do u hold your breath the whole time u and peter are making out
  • “peter, baby, can you please take it down five notches”
  • (“y/n), BaBY, cAn YOU tAkE IT dOwN FiVe notCHes”
  • aLwAYs tOuChiNg YoU
  • holding hands
  • arm around your shoulders
  • standing behind u and head on your head & arms around your waist
  • never ending amount of little kisses
  • peter finding u the legit cutest thing on this planet
  • his ‘creative’ way of telling you he is spiderman was picking you up for a date by swinging into your open window and then swinging you across new york
  • you almost passed out because heights but u knew that he would never let go of you
  • YOU WOULD GET TO MEND HIM AFTER FIGHTS AND STUFF
  • AND HES ALL WEAK AND SMILELY BC FEWYUBSIHJVV
  • and you’re the luckiest girl ever bc you’re the reason that he’s smiling all the time
  • u can bet your bottom dollar he would write love letters to u - ok maybe he wouldn’t like give them to u but he would defffinetly write them ok
  • may can always tell when peters talking to on the phone or y’all just hung out bc he’s skipping around the house with the widest smile & his eyes are sparkling
  • you beg for 4 weeks strait for him to let you try on the suit but “mr. stark said its not for anyone else baby.”
  • omg the amount of pet names for u; baby, babe, angel, darling, the first letter of your name, my love, and when he’s clingy;;babbbbyyyyyyyy
  • when you’re giving him the silent treatment he will give u puppy dog eyes, sit on you, and be super clingy
  • when he’s upset you’re the big spoon
  • GOD HES SO CLINGY THO LIKE IN GENERAL
  • but he’s not that big on pda
  • but he wants to be the big spoon 9/10 times bc he’s spiderMAN
  • asking u to homecoming
  • heart thumping so loud when y’all are slow dancing you can feel it so u put your head against his chest
  • HE ALMOST DIES WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP ON HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
  • bc you’re so angelic and look so peaceful and he cannot deal w it
  • he’s in constant awe of u if u weren’t already expecting that
  • telling happy about u all. the. time.
  • so when tony meets you, he has a proud dad attitude going on
  • ugh god peter wanted u to say the three words first
  • but one day when you were having a pillow fight or doing something else childish (idk) and it just kind of comes out when you’re laying on the sheets and your hair is all poofy and his is a little messy and you have the biggest smile and he had to close his eyes when he said it because he didn’t know what your reaction would be
  • and when he felt your hand on his cheek, he swore that he 1. never let out a bigger sigh of relief before 2. and never seen u smile so wide
  • and when u said it, he almost asked to leave the room because he was so elated
  • may absolutely adores u probs more than peter does
  • because she’s never had a daughter and she thinks you and peter should get married early ( she’s like 50/50 kidding&being dead serious ) bc she is CONVINCED that you are the best that he will eeveerrrrrrr do
  • probs the type of bf to act all tough and protective but will just stare the shit out of the asshole who steps a little to close for comfort
  • but lordy he just loves u and will protect u with his life
  • because you are his world and he is yours

Originally posted by tomshollandss

got7 as best friends

Mark ; the chill best friend

  • always has your back
  • enjoys listening to you talk about your day or vent about your problems, he just loves being there for you
  • would also be super silly with you though, he’d show you this side to him often
  • always buying you food
  • would be the cutest by always complimenting you and reassuring you whenever you’re stressed
  • demands that you tell him whenever you have a crush on someone so he can see if they’re worthy of you
  • is always hyping you up

Jaebum ; the protective best friend

  • teases you so much, not a day goes by without him teasing you
  • yet he’s super protective and spoils you so much
  • will deadass fight anyone who messes with you without any hesitation
  • “You’re so annoying [Y/N].” “Kiss my ass.”
  • gets really shook whenever you talk back to him or show him sass
  • you two always make faces at each other
  • he always jokes around about how he doesn’t really like you 

Jackson ; the ultimate best friend

  • always reminds anyone in his and your life that he’s your best friend and that you’re his
  • makes super cheesy posts about why he loves you and how he’s so grateful to be your friend
  • is super clingy, always showing his love with hugs
  • you two are those super loud besties that annoy pretty much everyone
  • “Yeah, [Y/N] is MY best friend and I’m THEIR best friend.”
  • texts you every single day
  • buys you a bunch of gifts like matching necklaces, bracelets, clothes, pretty much anything that can show the world that you’re his bestie

Jinyoung ; the wise best friend

  • is always right, you can never win a fight
  • is super petty and sassy with you
  • but boy is he the biggest sweetheart with you though
  • loves looking after you (even if he never admits it) and is there for you no matter what
  • constantly gives you advice and is always there when you’re in need of someone to talk to
  • “No, but for real… I do love you. You mean a lot to me.”
  • you two always hit each other, it’s how you show your love for one another

Youngjae ; the cutie best friend

  • you two go on lots of platonic dates
  • never fails to make you smile with his smile
  • sends you dozens and dozens of photos and videos of coco everyday
  • you take so many pictures of him and he’s always more than happy to pose for them
  • playful teasing with one another is a common ritual 
  • sends you good morning and goodnight texts
  • you two are always smiling and laughing whenever with each other

BamBam ; the best best friend

  • pretty much texts you 24/7
  • always takes pictures of you and always asks you to take pictures of him
  • threatens to beat up guys who have crushes on you but actually teases the hell out of you whenever you’re with another guy
  • you two have photos of each other where you look super ugly or just hilarious and use them as reaction photos
  • “Do you think dogs can understand us? Like really understand?” “GO TO SLEEP BAMBAM.”
  • pretty much lives at your place, he’s always there
  • lots of long deep talks about life

Yugyeom ; the easygoing best friend

  • you two always bribe each other 
  • “What if I buy you a choco shake?” “Dammit, okay I’ll do it.”
  • asks you to record and critique his dancing videos
  • compliments you almost everyday
  • lets you wear his hoodies if you buy him food
  • you two have a habit of smacking, or kicking, each others butts
  • takes you out to eat quite often

anonymous asked:

what would kakashi, kiba, and itachi be like as best friends with a female shinobi? thanks :)

No problemo, hope these are okay! Thanks for Requesting!

HC’s on Kakashi, Kiba, and Itachi Being Friends with a Female Shinobi 

Kakashi:

Originally posted by hichamkiy

  • Kakashi is the greatest Best Friend ever tbh.
  • He and his bestie are going to always request to be on the same team for missions. This is because they work well together and would feel better in each others company versus being with some random stick in the mud jounin. God help anyone else who’s on their mission because they will have to endure hours of non-stop conversations. Kakashi turns into a Chatty Cathy when he’s with his best friend, it doesn’t even matter if they talk on a frequent basis, he cannot shut-up.
  • I feel as though that one of the requirements to be Kakashi’s bestie (regardless of gender) is to be a book worm. He enjoys breaking any and all books down with people and really likes to hear their opinions. And his bestie is also required to have read the Make-Out Paradise series, even if it’s for the soul purpose of laughing at the cheesiness, she needs to have read it. I can kind of imagine the two getting into an argument because his gal pal is going to find it “sexist” and that “women are not always thinking of sex.” But Kakashi would come back with, “Regardless, it is still good writing.”
    • This will lead to very casual talks about their sex lives, they know porn preferences, kinks, who they’ve done it with, where they have done it, they know it all about each other. 
  • His Ninken LOVE her, they like her over Kakashi. She smells better, her skin is softer, and she carries treats with her. It almost makes Kakashi sad, but if his ninken are going to like anyone over him, he’s glad it is her. And she would be the only one he lends his ninken to. 
  • His friend will always be there for him while he competes with Guy. She has the job of timing things, calling out who won, and sometimes picking the challenge.
  • Kakashi is going to be the big brother to his girl best friend. Did some scum bag just catcall her? Not on his watch, he does not care if she can hold her own and could easily kill the person, he is going to step in. Is she going on a date? He will interrogate the person and make sure they are good enough for her and he will definitely send Pakkun to follow her. 
  • When she comes back wounded from a mission he is the first one to visit her in the hospital. He brings her flowers, her favorite candy, and some reading material. He then scolds her for how stupid she was being on the mission and tells her to be more careful next time. 
  • She is the first one to see him without his mask and borrows his mask from time to time for giggles.

Kiba:

Originally posted by prism17

  • Kiba and his female best friend are going to be the most competitive people you will ever meet. Morning, noon, and night, they will compete doing whatever one of them suggests. They are like the teenage versions of Kakashi and Guy. Watching the two of them compete is almost unbearable but once someone points out that they are like a married couple all is well. Here is an actual conversation:
    • “I don’t care if you are a girl, I’ll still kick your ass!”
    • “i DoN’t CaRe If YoU aRe A gIrL, i’Ll StILl KiCk YoUr AsS!”
  • The two of them like going on missions together, they can tolerate each other and always have the best of times. However, they will carry over some bickering, so other members on the mission better buckle up because they are in for a bumpy ride. The two often critique each other on missions, often saying “this jutsu would have been better” or “you executed that poorly.” But they do this because they care for each other and not only want the other to be safe but to succeed as a ninja too. 
  • He does have a habit of flirting with her, and she flirts right back. You would think they were in a relationship and don’t be surprised if he ends up dating his girl best friend.
  • The two of them bond over joking, but the one joke that makes Kiba laugh but his gal pal let out a deep sigh is the “that’s what she said” joke. Every time he says that, she punches him on the head.
  • Kiba’s mother sees his gal pal as a second daughter and will frequently comment about how she prefers her over Kiba. This drives Kiba up a wall and will usually trigger more bickering. Kiba’s sister adores his best friend and typically has pleasant conversations with her. And you can bet that they are shit-talking Kiba during exchanges. I can picture Kiba’s best friend going over to his house quite often, either to hang out, have dinner, or to simply crash there. 
  • Akamaru LOVES Kiba’s bestie and will always be there to either comfort her or protect her. She is also one of the few people Akamaru will let hold him (pre-shippuden) and ride him (post-shippuden).
  • Kiba’s best friend acts like she has superior fashion knowledge over him and always drags him for wearing a hoodie. It’s one of their many, many inside jokes.
  • The two of them often go to each other for dating advice. Kiba asks what girls like, his bestie asks what guys like. And in the event that the other person gets an s/o, older sibling instincts kick in. Kiba will keep an eye on his friends new s/o, and if he even catches a whiff of something fishy he’ll beat the crap out of them - no question. Same thing with his friend, if she does not like Kiba’s new s/o, she will shut that shit down.
  • In the event that his friend gets hurt he will be the first one to arrive to the hospital, but not with flowers, he’ll leave that job to Hinata. He will greet his friend with a smartass remark like, “Nice going dumbass.” But will then press them for details because he really is concerned. 

Itachi:

Originally posted by objto

  • Congratulations to the person who was able to become his best friend after Shisui
  • Itachi sees his best friend as the little sister he never had, the two have THAT kind of relationship. He will spend his days teaching her all of his techniques (or what he can without the use of a sharingan) and hope that that is enough for them. He does not care if she’s a fellow akatsuki member, he’s going to teach her all that he has. He is definitely the most protective out of the three men listed.
  • Itachi is very talkative to his best friend, but only when they are in private. He spills all his darkest secrets to her because he knows that she will understand him and honestly that is so refreshing to him. So yes, she does know about why he slaughtered his clan and knows about Sasuke. Which by the way, is another thing he likes to talk to her about. 
  • He likes Kisame for missions but would not necessarily mind if she tagged along. It’s nothing against her, it’s just work and when there is work friendships are pushed aside. Although he does enjoy hearing Kisame and his best friend argue, it makes for high quality entertainment. 
  • Whenever Itachi comes back from a long meeting, his friend will take him out for tea and discuss what happened on the mission over that.
  • I could definitely see Itachi being the type of guy who fakes being his best friends boyfriend in awkward situations. If they’re at a bar and some asshole tries flirting with her he will throw and arm around her shoulder and glare the man down. 
  • These two are the king and queen of two a.m. talks. They will stay up for hours talking about life’s greatest questions, political opinions, etc. They also know each others ideal types for BOTH genders, what job they would want, how many kids, what kind of house, they know EVERYTHING about each other. 
  • The two of them automatically become the rivaling parents against Pein and Konan. 
  • If his best friend gets wounded on a mission he will personally help treat their wounds while scolding them about “being responsible.” But on the other side of the spectrum she scolds him about over using his eyes.
    • I can also see her teasing him by holding up a number on her hand and asking him what it is. 
      • “Well?”
      • “Four. It’s fucking four. I am not THAT blind.”
SHINee: seeing Taemin acting cute with his s/o

Onew:  papa Jinki is really proud bc he knows taemin can be stuck in his shell sometimes, and he’s so happy their maknae found someone who he could be himself around. Doesn’t even mind if he saw yall making out or doing something weird, he’s cheering you on like Regina’s mom.

Jonghyun:  acts like he’s scandalized but tbh it’s just that he’s never seen taemin act this way with anybody. He’ll tease you both for acting like a bunch of kids together, but he sees the way that taemin looks you, and he knows that he’s totally smitten so he’ll cut him some slack.

Key:  won’t hesitate to call you out if yall went too far, but he can’t help but smirk bc taemin is finally getting some. When tae is always smiling around you and being a love sick puppy, he’ll try and keep the teasing to a minimum.

Minho:  for some reason he’s always winking and smirking when he sees yall together. “Hyung, we’re literally just sitting and watching a movie…it’s okay, you can go out with the rest of the guys.” *wink* “okay, well you kids don’t do anything irresponsible hmm?”

BONUS:

Kai:  tbh he’s jealous and wishes he could third wheel on every date bc yall always have a blast, but he’s hella happy his bestie found true love. Awwww’s every time taemin opens the door for you or wipes something from your lips, and he probably has a photo album of you two on his phone, don’t ask.

Originally posted by petiteshinee

(look @ his baby hands omfg)

dating jisung!!

this and one or two more willl be the last of the dating series….

BY THE WAY THIS IS PORBS MY SHORTEST SO FAR SORRY

anyway, lets go!


- whoo boi

- ok so

- you r in the same dance class as jisung

- btw you’re actually bETTER than him!!1

- the teacher is ike trying to teach a dance but!! wait!!

- jisung doesn’t know how to do a series of moves

- so,,, the teacher orders you do go into another dance studio and teach him

- which you don’t really wanna do cause he’s so cute  but you do anyway

- so now y'all r in the dance studio

- “ok so what part of the dance are you struggling with?”

- “erg,,,the,,,uh-the part where-,,,y’know,,, where this part of the song comes on”

- “jisung thats the chorus it happens like 3 times during the song”

- anyway so ya he was finally able to explain

- and you’re teaching him

- it was pretty tiring cause it was a high energy move and you had to repeat it like 4848498 times

- after you congratulate him is when he notices your beauty

- yOU HAVE THIS CUTE SMILE AND DJDSJKJSKJS

- so for the nest 3 weeks jisung ignores you

- and u get a lil emo cause u have a teeny weeny crush on dis boi

- jk u have une massive crush 

- so u confront him about it

- “hey,,,so why r avoiding me?”

- jisUNG FELT SO BAAD CAUSE YOU LOOKED SO SAD AND CONCERNED

- so he pretty much confessed right then an there

- he kept on apologizing so

- yOU cUt hIM oFF w A kISS

- jakjkjkajkjak yalls faces were so red

- anyway

- jisung always hugs u after dance

- like 

- no matter what, he gotta get his goodbye hug

- “y/nnnnnn”

- “no ur gross and sweaty”

- he didn’t sign up to be bullied when he asked you out

- OMG WHEN HE OFFICIALLY ASKED YOU OUT

- he prepared a dance and got the whole dance crew

- when u showed up at the studio NO ONE WAS THERE

- until

- you see jisung walk in

- and start dancing SJSKSJKJSK

- THEN THE WHOLE TEAM COMES IN WITH FLOWERS ANAD A SIGN THAT SAYS “WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND”

- DHHEDJHDJH YOU COULDNT STOP SMILING

- so u go in for a hug

- aND JISUNG TEARS UP A LIL OSSKOKSOKS

- moving on

- jisungs a giant rite

- so ur short compared to him (depeNDING ON HOW TALL U R THAT CAN CHANGE)

- when u hold hands u can’t even see your hands

- and he lets u wear his sweaters n shit 

- THEY SMELL SO???GOOD??

- like h OW

- jisung is a rly emotional boi ok

- dont hurt his feelings cause

- just don’t

- jisUNG LOVES ESKIMO KISSES

- HE JUST COMES UP TO U AND NUZLES UR NOSE EAJAKJ

- k tbh when you guys first met he was shorter than u

- and he has pics of it an d teASES U 25/8 

- “ahhehhahHHAH you were taller than me look at me now”

- “stfu atlas i can dance”

- “i- true”

- YOURE HIS #1 BESTIE ON SNAPCHAT

- YOU GUYS ALWAYS somehow reply right away

- kind of creepy but its guc

- once for a date, jisung suggested a horror movie 

- cause his hyungs said to

- big mistake

- JISUNG WAS MORE SCARED THAN YOU

- HE WAS LITERALLY SQUEEZING YOU AND LIKE HIDING HIS FACE IN THE CROOK OF YOUR NECK

- you thought it was cool until u feel smth wet on your shoulder

- jISUNGIE IS CRYING FUCKSKS

- you stop the movie an d cuddle

- that!was!your!first!time!cuddling!ever!!

- you were the big spoon

- but then you became the small spoon within a couple of minutes

- lMAO OK SO ONCE JISUNG WAS EATING WITH NCT

- AND YOU WALK IN THE RESTAURANT NOT KNOWS HE’S THERE

- y'all make eye contact for 0.00000001 seconds and suddenly all his hyungs r whistling and teasing him

- man all he wanted to do was eat some fries in peace

- lMAO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE PUSHING U TO TALK TO HIM

- u were ready to die tbh

- once u challenged jisung to a dance battle

- and beat him

- and he cried

- the suddenly taeyong comes and challenges u

- u also beat him

- and he cried

- JSJSKJKSJ IM SORRY

- jisung is such a cute bf though

- he will do anything for u

- like dye his hair green cause u told him u like grass

- LMAO TRU STORY

- but u made him dye it back to his natural colour

- jisung loves back hugs

- so much 

- he just wraps his arms around u and rests his head on your shoulder

- JISUNG IS BORN IN 02

- HE IS NOT 

- going to have a “fun time”

- he can’t even be kissed on the cheek with out blushing and stuttering

- y'all aint slick 

- anyway

- jisung is a precious bby

- he loves u with all his heart 

- and u love him too

————-

tbh im kind of emo cause i can’t write scenarios FOR SHIT sjkalklksl and I’m gonna stop doing dating au’s 

maybe i should do a drabble game? but its too hard to think of ideas cRAP

whatever imma just see what happens i guess

- emma

hardkittennut  asked:

headcanon on how the chocobros give their 500% platonic friend a birthday present

Half of me thought you were making a joke and the other half was like; They mean 100% platonic friendship w/no ulterior motives and no ‘feelings’ so here we gO.

Also I made it their best friend, hope that’s okay <3

-Alyssa


Gladio:

  • He’s always paying close attention to his friends
  • Always
  • So he knows everything his bestie wants
  • Though he takes them window shopping the month before
  • What? He doesn’t want to seem suspicious
  • They pass a shop, ‘ooh that’s a nice jacket’
  • He knows his besties size, too, he wouldn’t be best friends with them if he didn’t
  • Gives them the gift early because his gift is the best, js

Ignis:

  • Plans their surprise party 6months in advance
  • Has 20 different gift ideas
  • Probably buys at least 5 of them
  • Makes their favorite cake
  • Knows what his bestie wants before they even know what they want
  • Gives them a small gift every day leading up to their birthday

Noctis:

  • Forgets about their birthday
  • At least until someone brings it up
  • The day of
  • ‘OH SHIT HOW DID I FORGET’
  • He literally sprints to the store
  • And his best friend stares after him in absolute confusion
  • He buys a bunch of candy bc he knows what they want but can’t remember now that he has to
  • When he gets back he shoves the bag in his besties hands
  • ‘“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
  • “Noctis my birthday is next week.”

Prompto:

  • He has been saving up his Gil for their birthday
  • He has the whole day planned honestly
  • First they’re gonna rent Chocobos
  • Then they’re gonna ride them to Duscae region and take pictures out in that area
  • Then they’ll ride back to Insomnia
  • And his present will be a trip to the Arcade
2ps as Best Friends

2pAmerica: You became friends because you guys were teenagers and forced to be friends because your parents told you that you had to be. You bonded over similar interest and know you basically live at eachother’s houses cause you’re so close.

2pCanada: He’s that friend who you just talk crap about other people all day. You became instant besties when you realized you hated the same people. You took that hatred for another person and formed it into an unbreakable bond. 

2pEngland: The mom best friend who was there for you no matter what. He always gives the best advise and know how to comfort his bestie. No matter how long you’ve haven’t spoken with eachother you still know everything about the others life and are still super chill with eachother. 

2pFrance: He’s the best friend who only became friends because of some random encounter and you’ve had this unspoken understanding of eachother and became friends almost instantly.

2pRussia: *see 2pCanada*

2pChina: He’s that best friend that you’d have known since y’all were kids you guys grew up together. His home is yours and yours is his. Always taking your food, his clothes are on your floor, and you treat eachother like siblings.

2pItaly: He’s that best friend who you’re super chill with and act like assholes to each other. He’s also that best friend who you thought you liked but realized that you liked him better as a friend. You two are mean af to each other and tease eachother a lot.

2pRomano: He’s that friend who always made you laugh so you quickly became attached to him in a platonic way and he freaking admires the crap out of you. You do everything together and tell eachother everything. Also you guys can’t stop being besties cause you both know too much about the other.

2pGermany: He’s that best friend who forced you to be his best friend. He always looked for you everywhere and always included himself in conversations and dragged you along to stuff he was doing. You accepted the friendship and now y’all are besties.

2pPrussia: He’d be the best friend who is so close to his best friend that people assume that they’re dating. You ain’t but are very close. He also ALWAYS NEEDS ATTENTION so be careful about picking him as a bestie.

2pJapan: He’s that bestie who became your bestie just cause you kept running into eachother. You just so happen to see eachother like ten times a day and accepted your fate of being attached at the hip with him. He’s a jerk but really cares and gives great advise about stuff.

teaandcomics  asked:

Will Byers high school headcanons???

thanks so much for suggesting! ☺️

ok so here they are:

  • will, lucas, dustin and mike are all into different things but they’re still best pals
  • will is so into art and gets asked to draw posters for the different clubs that the school hosts
  • i also think he’s loved by every teacher because he never does anything bad and always tries his best
  • i ALSO think he has other arty pals but always makes sure he sits with the boys at break and lunch and the same goes for the other boys
  • He loves painting landscapes and sometimes, when he’s sitting at the table with the other boys and the other 3 are having an in depth convo about what they like, Will is not having an input but rather drawing their faces while they are talking about something they’re passionate about because he loves the way his friends faces light up and he wants to capture it
  • i think will had  a minor crush on mike in middle school and it has escalated a bit lol
  • gets a weeee bit heartbroken when he sees mike with girls but he doesn’t mind as much as he could because he realises not everyone is gay even though mike is so bi are you having a giggle?
  • will gets As in every class and even though he doesn’t have to, he still makes sure he studies a good amount, espesh with the other boys in mike’s basement like a wee study group
  • his mum is so so so proud of will and the grades he gets but still gets on to him about studying because she wants him to have as many opportunities as possible because, even though he loves art, he doesn’t know what he definitely wants to do when he leaves school 

if you disagree let me know! i’d love to hear what you think! and i hope this meets expectations haha

send me more suggestions here :)

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Can we just have an AU where all the Hobbit characters are little kids at pre-school or elementary school together?


Bilbo: He’s always yelling at the kids who play in the dirt outside, utterly mortified of their filthiness. He is a mother hen no doubt, always saying “Shouldn’t you be wearing a scarf? Its cold out!” or “Shouldn’t you have more for lunch? Here, take some of mine and your tummy will be full!”. He’s teacher’s pet, has a fondness for flowers, and snack and lunch time his his favorite times of the day. And yes, he’s that kid who literally brings a meal to school, napkins and cutlery included.  Its no wonder he has such a cute little belly!  He also never fails to bring everyone valentine’s and little gifts for the holidays.

Thorin: Basically the social justice warrior of pre-school who calls the mean kids out on their shizz, especially Thranduil, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t get himself into trouble by doing so. He loves playtime (dodgeball the most so he can beam Thranduil in the head) and he’s very competitive when it comes to playing games, but he’ll always look out for his besties and only shares his cool toys and his snacks with them. He always belts out the loudest when the class is singing songs, even if he doesn’t sound too great.

Thranduil: This guy is the little tyke that always shows up dressed like he’s going to model for Vogue Junior. He’s the obvious rich kid of the class and he likes to do things his way; he doesn’t quite get the idea of sharing and instead he bargains. “Sure, you can have my animal crackers, in exchange of something of yours…that teddy bear pencil topper is cute, I’ll take it.” He’s quite snobbish to everyone including the teacher, except for people he decides he really likes (like that curly haired kid Bard). When it comes to getting in trouble, he and Thorin are time-out buddies, but not without Thranduil throwing a complete fit about it.

Bard: The quietest and sweetest in the class always wearing clothes that are a little too big for him. Bard never makes trouble, always sitting quietly during lessons and doing his absolute best all the time, even if he struggles a bit with certain subjects. He loves to play and isn’t bothered by getting down in the dirt, which often leads to Bilbo offering him wipes to clean himself with, but his favorite part of the day is reading time. He is fascinated by stories about magic and fantasy and he has a special liking for dragons which often appear in his scribbly drawings. He isn’t really sure why the blonde boy Thranduil is always hugging him and chasing him around, but he’s too nice to complain so he just stands there and lets him Thranduil on him all the time. 

Azog: The ultimate bully who has a thing for breaking crayons, ripping drawings, stealing food and toys, and starting fights. He is extremely loud and growls whenever he’s mad, which scares most of the kids, but if there is one thing Thorin and Thranduil will agree on, its that they won’t tolerate Azog acting like a big jerk. There’s always that one kid, right?

Beorn: The weird kid who pretends he’s a bear and adores building tall structures with legos and blocks just so he can knock them down. He’s the biggest kid in the class, more than average in height for his age and towering over the others. He’s sort of everybody’s big brother.

Balin: The smartest kid in class, Balin never misses a day of school and gets As on every assignment. He’s often stomping around after Thorin and trying to keep him out of trouble, but he never has much luck doing so.

Dwalin: Thorin’s partner in crime with a little more brute. Dwalin is the kid that will literally dive to catch a baseball and has a very special victory dance he likes to do whenever he does well in a game. If you say anything bad about Dwalin’s friends, you can bet you’ll hear about it, but luckily Dwalin isn’t so quick to fist throwing as Thorin when he’s angry.

Bofur: This kid literally never stops talking and can talk a mile per minute. He is definitely the class clown, always serenading his peers on top of the desks and showing off his dancing and singing skills during show and tell. He’ll sometimes show up in school with ponytails all over his head; a very free spirit.

Bifur: The opposite of Bofur, Bifur hardly ever says anything and when he does he can barely be understood. He’s turly simple at heart, sticking with his buddies and having Thorin wallop anyone who laughs at him when he talks.

Bombur: The rolliest-polliest kid to ever come to the school who can hardly fit in his chair and perhaps love snack and lunch more than Bilbo. He wears overalls often, since they’re the easiest thing for him to wear besides sweatpants.

Dori: Dori comes to school with a survival kit in his backpack, always prepared for the worst. “I know there’s a nurse, but what if something happens to her? I need this first aid kit.” Most of his time is spent watching after his brothers and nitpicking them about things they shouldn’t be doing, whether it was something they did five minutes ago or two days ago at home.

Nori: Sly, a quick thinker, and witty, Nori chimes in at the oddest of times with sharp remarks that no one ever suspects. He’s been known to pocket some belongings of other students like stickers and markers, but he doesn’t always get away with it with Dori nagging at him and making him return them. Even though Dori annoys him and he tries to ignore him at school, there are days where Nori really shows how much he loves his brothers.

Ori: He’s obsessed with writing and drawing and his penmanship and art are actually quite good. Though Ori is generally shy and soft spoken, he never minds showing off his work that his brothers always praise him on.

Oin: Born with a hearing impairment, Oin has never let it hinder him. He has a vastly inventive mind and is the most likely to become a booming business man out of the whole class. His drive shows and he is exceptionally good at math. Why? He says so he can keep track of his “funds” (aka the change jingling in his piggybank, which has been shown in show and tell more than once).

Gloin: Very opinionated and bold, Gloin likes to speak his mind and isn’t shy about telling the truth (or what he perceives to be the truth, anyway). His outspokeness helps him out with the little ladies of the other classes quite a bit, and he even has a steady girlfriend which he boasts about often.

Smeagol/Gollum: That shy kid that eats his boogers, talks to himself and is super smelly. No one really talks to him but Bilbo and Bard which makes him very appreciatively timid. 

Gandalf: The teacher who literally doesn’t give a crap and just laughs at the kids’ antics.


And even though I’m pretending they’d all be in the same age group, it just doesn’t make sense for Fili and Kili to be there so I left them out. xD

anonymous asked:

HEADCANONS about Guys Talk About Their Girlfriend Time™

AMAZING, OKAY.

  • So, any time the Boys™ are together, somehow they end up talking about their girlfriends/fiancees/wives. Because… Duh.
    • “You know what this makes me think of? Cinder.” “Kai, why?” “Everything reminds me of her, I literally love her so much.” “Okay, relatable.” 
    • Once one of the boys mentions their significant other, all hell breaks loose. Because let’s be real, they are consistently thinking about the girls.
    • But all the boys also love the girls that aren’t their girlfriends too, so they want to hear about them. It’s fun for the whole family.
  • Usually it starts with one of them saying “Oh, the funniest thing happened when I was with _______ the other day,” and it just continues from there. 
    • OR, one of them asks how one of the other’s girlfriends were and they’re just like “okay, I’ve been waiting to talk about them but I didn’t know when I would get to, so this is going to take a while.”
  • There is not a single one of them who talks more or less than the others about their girlfriends. 
    • They are each equally in love with their girlfriends, like even Jacin can talk about Winter for hours even if he doesn’t really like to share that much about his personal life. 
    • At first, Jacin didn’t really join in that much when they had Talk About Our Girlfriend Time™ but he literally just couldn’t help himself. He loves Winter way too much. 
  • They also all want to know about the others, so sometimes they get each other started.
    • Thorne always asks about Cinder, even if he probably calls her more than Kai does. (Besties). 
    • Jacin always asks about Cress, his daughter, and about Scarlet, who he just really likes.
    • Everyone wants to know how Winter is, just because a lot of them don’t really know her as well as the others.  
  • Basically, the guys just want more than anything to talk about their girlfriends and none of them mind. 

anonymous asked:

Why did Cat hate Jon so much? He never did her or any of her children any wrong, he loved his Robb and the others. He was always mindful of his place as the bastard of winterfell and was a dutiful son to Ned. What was so hard for her to love a mother-less child? Or even distrust the idea of Robb legitimizing him, Jon was no Blackfyre and I doubt any of his seed would dare rise up like the Greystarks did.

Thanks for the question, Anon.

I don’t think it’s fair to say Catelyn hated Jon so much; in fact, GRRM has specifically spoken against this point:

Thus, the question I have is if Catelyn went out of her way to mistreat Jon in the past – and which form this might have taken – or if she rather tried to avoid and ignore him?

“Mistreatment” is a loaded word. Did Catelyn beat Jon bloody? No. Did she distance herself from him? Yes. Did she verbally abuse and attack him? No. (The instance in Bran’s bedroom was obviously a very special case). But I am sure she was very protective of the rights of her own children, and in that sense always drew the line sharply between bastard and trueborn where issues like seating on the high table for the king’s visit were at issue.

And Jon surely knew that she would have preferred to have him elsewhere.

Catelyn certainly disliked the situation Ned had put her into. She was no ingénue; she knew men can and do father children outside of their marriages, and like any well-bred Westerosi woman she was prepared to accept this fate in her own marriage.  However, there is a specific unspoken agreement in this matter: women will turn a blind eye to their husbands’ affairs if the resulting children are kept out of sight themselves. 

Ned broke the code. Ned not only brought Jon to Winterfell, he insisted Jon be raised as his own son. He went to lessons with the same maester, trained in the yard side-by-side with Robb, and was openly acknowledged as Ned’s son (not that his appearance could persuade otherwise).

Catelyn was hurt. She might have overlooked a dozen bastards, as she said, for Ned, if they had been out of sight, but Jon’s constant presence was a daily reminder that her husband had been unfaithful to her. She would give Ned three trueborn sons, yet none so closely resembled his father as Jon did. Jon would always be Ned’s alone, a Stark in all but name, a rival to her own children for the affections of her husband. It did not matter how personally good-hearted and dutiful Jon was at home. What he represented was all the faults and wickedness Catelyn would have grown up believing about bastards, reinforced by the Faith of the Seven and the attitudes of the highborn around her: that bastards were “born of lust and weakness”, “thieves or worse”, and “treacherous by nature”. 

Westerosi society demonizes bastards for a good (that is, practical) political reason. When inheritance is based on blood descent, a bastard presents a dangerous alternative line for the succession to a seat. There are enough examples in Westerosi history of ambitious bastards rising high, none more infamously than the Blackfyres. Catelyn warned Robb of that very lesson:

“Precedent,” she said bitterly. “Yes, Aegon the Fourth legitimized all his bastards on his deathbed. And how much pain, grief, war, and murder grew from that? I know you trust Jon. But can you trust his sons? Or their sons? The Blackfyre pretenders troubled the Targaryens for five generations, until Barristan the Bold slew the last of them on the Stepstones. If you make Jon legitimate, there is no way to turn him bastard again. Should he wed and breed, any sons you may have by Jeyne will never be safe.” (“Catelyn V”, A Storm of Swords

Jon might not be a Blackfyre-like bastard, but how could Catelyn - or anyone - guarantee that Jon’s sons, grandsons, or other descendants wouldn’t lose that dutifulness and loyalty to the trueborn line of Winterfell? As long as Jon remained alive, and her entreaties against sending him away fell on deaf ears, there was always the possibility that Ned would ask his bestie Robert to legitimize his beloved son. Robb’s actively legitimizing Jon was no less than shocking to her. A bastard line would always have that natural aptitude to treachery, as far as she was concerned. 

The most she could do, then, was make sure Jon knew that he was no true Stark - like, for example, seating him outside during the royal feast at Winterfell. Catelyn loved her trueborn children, but she could never bring herself to love the child who represented her husband’s failure and a dangerous threat to the trueborn line. She was not trained to love a bastard of her husband’s, and for Westerosi culture, she did nothing particularly cruel to Jon.

The Queen Regent (NFriel)  

iamtotallycool5  asked:

(cont) teasing him, he plays his part as the mischeavous dongseng cause it's part of bigbang's stablished dynamics, but he needs to be treated as an equal without teasing and ridiculing him. Sometimes the hyungs go too far, really. Specially GD, yes he sincerely loves him, but his mouth i think is way worse than RI's, like the time he talked about ri watching porn. Bae has a few of his own too. Only backhanded compliments, if any. Ri NEVER talks badly about any of them. Sorry i kinda got lost..

Let’s see, Seungri’s the maknae. It’s really hard to treat him like an equal when the age difference can go up to four and five years (Even one month difference is crucial to define a relationship in Korea). And they still consider him a kid. I mean have you heard the number of time GD and TOP call him ‘Cute’ and ‘Kid’? He will always hold the youngest image within them even in 20 years. They do aknowledge his improvements but they can’t change the way they see him.

As for the teasing, it’s their way to show love. Like really, Seungri used to enjoy that in the past. He was the closest with GD because he teased him a lot. When TOP wanted to get close with Seungri, GD adviced him to tease him and Seungri liked it. Taeyang really wanted to get close to Seungri but didn’t know how. He admitted that he tried hard and at the end of the day, only teasing got him into Seungri’s heart. Daesung used to be really awkward with Seungri because he doesn’t really tease him like the others.

  • GD has a complex personality, he cares about Seungri a lot even if he shows it the wrong way. He tels him to shut up in a harsh way but then he always monitors him and gives him professional advice. He always look after him even from afar. He does compliment him when he does a good job (like in his solo concert) and GD doesn’t give compliments easily.
  • Taeyang is a very silent and calm person but he lets it all out  when with Seungri. He loves teasing him because that makes him feel close to him. Sometimes, I feel really bad for Bae because he wants to be Seungri’s favourite hyung but GD’s always before him. Seungri’s practically the only person who unleashes Taeyang playful childish side. Bae’s always comfortable around him even if he dislike some of his loud personality. Seungri himself admitted that Taeyang’s his favourite hyung when it comes to helping him in music. He always gives him albums telling him it would help him in his own music. And Bae complimented Seungri a lot about ‘If You’. He told him that his voice played a major part in the whole song and both GD and Daesung agreed.
  • TOP, As everyone knows is socially awkward but Seungri always tries to include him in. He likes bickering with him but even then, he really loves Seungri. Did you know that he gave him acting advices When Seungri was shooting the ‘Angel Eyes’ drama? TOP doesn’t do that for everyone.
  • Daesung. Well, as I said because of his personality clash with Seungri’s. They used to be really awkward but they learnt to get along well. Especially that period when they lived in Japan together. They became like besties or something. Seungri always uploaded his pictures with Dae and he invited him to his show in Japan. Daesung later said that he’s proud of his dongseang because he’s grown and he doesn’t have to worry about him. He also celebrated Seungri’s album with him.

True, they may go far but he also reveals their secrets non-stop.  Yes, he always compliments them but he’s the maknae after all and let’s not forget that his personaluty is way more open than them. For him, complimenting them is natural but they could have problems with it.

At the end, it’s a fact that they all love him and care about him. You can clearly hear them laughing proudly when he said they’re his ‘everything’ and how they were disappointed because he wouldn’t wait with them in the waiting room. He’s their beloved maknae after all.

mmukarramm-deactivated20160507  asked:

What do you think about Catelyn being a dick towards Jon? If anything, she should've hated the man she believed had did the deed more; there's nothing wrong with being born

Thanks for the question,  mmukarramm.

I actually answered this question before, but - well, I think it’s very unfair to say Catelyn was “a dick” toward Jon. It’s a modernist interpretation of Catelyn’s conduct without consideration as to their context.

First, let’s look at what GRRM said about the matter:

Thus, the question I have is if Catelyn went out of her way to mistreat Jon in the past – and which form this might have taken – or if she rather tried to avoid and ignore him?

“Mistreatment” is a loaded word. Did Catelyn beat Jon bloody? No. Did she distance herself from him? Yes. Did she verbally abuse and attack him? No. (The instance in Bran’s bedroom was obviously a very special case). But I am sure she was very protective of the rights of her own children, and in that sense always drew the line sharply between bastard and trueborn where issues like seating on the high table for the king’s visit were at issue.

And Jon surely knew that she would have preferred to have him elsewhere.

Catelyn certainly disliked the situation Ned had put her into, because Ned broke the code. If a Westerosi man fathers a child outside his marriage, he’s expected to keep the affair discreet and the child hidden away; in turn, women are expected to turn a blind eye to it. Yet Ned not only brought baby Jon to Winterfell, he insisted Jon be raised as his own son, demonstrating for all the world that he had broken his marriage vows (indeed, that his wife meant so little that he could insult her by parading his bastard in front of her). Jon went to lessons with the same maester, trained in the yard side-by-side with Robb, and was openly acknowledged as Ned’s son (not that his appearance could persuade otherwise).

Catelyn was hurt, understandably hurt. She might have overlooked a dozen bastards, as she said, for Ned, if they had been out of sight, but Jon’s constant presence was a daily reminder that her husband had been unfaithful to her. None of her trueborn sons so closely resembled his father as Jon did, which only served to underline the hurt; this boy was more Ned’s son than Robb or Bran or Rickon, and Ned was treating him as such. Robb and Bran and Rickon had the Tully features which spoke to their illustrious lineage (and, combined with their Stark name, their grandfathers’ political ambitions), but Jon would always be Ned’s alone, a Stark in all but name, a rival to her own children for the affections of her husband. It did not matter how personally good-hearted and dutiful Jon was at home. What he represented was all the faults and wickedness Catelyn would have grown up believing about bastards, reinforced by the Faith of the Seven and the attitudes of the highborn around her: that bastards were “born of lust and weakness”, “thieves or worse”, and “treacherous by nature”.

Westerosi society demonizes bastards for a good (that is, practical) political reason. When inheritance is based on blood descent, a bastard presents a dangerous alternative line for the succession to a seat. There are enough examples in Westerosi history of ambitious bastards rising high, none more infamously than the Blackfyres. Catelyn warned Robb of that very lesson:

“Precedent,” she said bitterly. “Yes, Aegon the Fourth legitimized all his bastards on his deathbed. And how much pain, grief, war, and murder grew from that? I know you trust Jon. But can you trust his sons? Or their sons? The Blackfyre pretenders troubled the Targaryens for five generations, until Barristan the Bold slew the last of them on the Stepstones. If you make Jon legitimate, there is no way to turn him bastard again. Should he wed and breed, any sons you may have by Jeyne will never be safe.” (“Catelyn V”, A Storm of Swords)

Jon might not be a Blackfyre-like bastard, but how could Catelyn - or anyone - guarantee that Jon’s sons, grandsons, or other descendants wouldn’t lose that dutifulness and loyalty to the trueborn line of Winterfell? As long as Jon remained alive, and her entreaties against sending him away fell on deaf ears, there was always the possibility that Ned would ask his bestie Robert to legitimize his beloved son. Robb’s actively legitimizing Jon was no less than shocking to her. A bastard line would always have that natural aptitude to treachery, as far as she was concerned.

The most she could do, then, was make sure Jon knew that he was no true Stark - like, for example, seating him outside during the royal feast at Winterfell. Catelyn loved her trueborn children, but she could never bring herself to love the child who represented her husband’s failure and a dangerous threat to the trueborn line, whom she had been compelled to raise against acceptable Westerosi mores. She was not trained to love a bastard of her husband’s, and for Westerosi culture, she did nothing particularly cruel to Jon.

The Queen Regent (NFriel)