always thought this was funny

anonymous asked:

Tell me a story, flowers. A story that will brighten up this horrible wednesday. And feel free to wait until you have time to make it a good way, because it's going to be graded harshly

hey it’s my wednesday warrior. that’s my nickname for you. tell me if you don’t like it

I don’t know if you want to hear a true story or a made-up story. if you’re going to be harsh with your grading you should be clear with your criteria. I’ll tell you a true account of something that happened eight years ago

at my middle school the boys’ basketball team would always dress in a tucked in button down shirt and tie on game days. I don’t really know why. to foster a sense of team pride I guess. anyway I always thought it would be really funny if I also dressed like that despite not being a) a boy or b) on the basketball team. so my father bought me the smallest possible men’s dress shirt and lent me a tie and I went to school like that and it was a great joke between me and myself

but there was a problem. the boy I had a crush on* was on the basketball team and when I asked him over facebook what he thought of my outfit he said… something I don’t remember but the gist of it was he was offended and did not find it funny. so I was really upset and I wrote a dramatic post on my blog at the time that was like “how to have your heart broken in ten words or less” and the body of the post was just copy-pasted whatever it was he said to me

*although I don’t know why bc in elementary school I always made fun of him for his long girly eyelashes and then also I think he was the kid who ate a bunch of flowers I gave him and then spit them out on the table

I await your grade

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it’s midnight but i’ve been thinking about this since the video came out ahdbabaij

bonus under the cut :))))

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Countdown to Xingtober: Week 5 - Fav Yixing Friendship(s) - ChanXing

“There’s also another member I am thankful for and that is Lay hyung. Lay hyung really thinks a lot about the team. He has many solo activities scheduled in China, but is continuously thinking about EXO. He is an active team member. Everyone else thinks the same way, but we all want to tell Lay hyung that we are thankful. While I have confidence that I won’t lose to anyone in having greed to progress in work, I may lose to Lay hyung. He works hard to the extent where you really want to say ‘you should take a break’.” - Chanyeol about Lay

bonus: chanyeol reacting to lay’s lose control mv (lol!)

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of all the Kanas i’ve acquired through multiple game files, i’m certain that the Kana my Corrin has with Niles is probably the oldest and also the strangest


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something i find really funny is how spanish speaking people will introduce a dog to a toddler by calling the dog a ‘guao guao’, which is the spanish equivalent of say,, bark/woof, so you have these grown ass people pointing at a dog and letting the child know that it is called a ‘woof woof’