always the punchline

Psa: Remember to flag any porn bots that follow you as spam so Tumblr can take care of them

If you don’t know how to flag someone, click on their name via followers, skim to make sure it is indeed a porn bot, hit the icon that looks like the upper part of a person and click flag this blog, it will give you options click the “this is spam” button 

https://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/community

Spam. Don’t spam people. Don’t make spammy posts, don’t post spammy replies, don’t send people spammy messages. Be a regular human. Don’t put tags on your posts that will mislead or deceive searchers. For example, don’t tag a photo of your cat with “doctor who” unless the name of your cat is actually Doctor Who, and don’t overload your posts with #barely #relevant #tags. Of course, meaningful uses of tags are always fine (for example, ironic “punchline” tags that add meaning or context to a post). Don’t put dubious code in your posts, like using JavaScript to cause redirects or inject unwanted ads in blogs. Don’t use deceptive means to generate revenue or traffic, or create blogs with the primary purpose of affiliate marketing. Spam doesn’t belong on Tumblr.

Ie a bot counts as spam. Then decide whether or not you want to block the blog, then hit the orange button. 

You can also report blogs via tumblr’s support system

https://www.tumblr.com/support

I’ve used it before for other things they’re very good about getting back to you. 

Why am I posting this here? Because I know it will be seen and I’m tired of porn bots. If you’re gonna post porn be an actual person dammit. 

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But, like all good jokes, there needs to be some build-up, for the payoff. There is always a story…before the punchline.
Charm school loses it’s charm after awhile. You get taught to flatter, taught to please. And there weren’t any pulpy tattoo-happy space prisons to send a girl like me to. No one likes a brassy, mouthy board with a sense of humor. Except one.
Let’s call him Mistah J.

The Signs as “The Signs” Posts

Aries: The Signs as Beautiful Things

Taurus: What the Signs Search On Google

Gemini: The Signs Being Rich

Cancer: The Signs and What They Complain the Most About

Leo: The Signs as Mythical Creatures

Virgo: How the Signs Chill

Libra: The Signs and Cooking

Scorpio: The Signs Witnessing a Murder

Sagittarius: The Signs as Stoner Problems

Capricorn: How the Signs Lost Their Virginity

Aquarius: The Signs as Types of Abandoned Places

Pisces: The Signs as Fish

Guys you seriously cannot begin to understand how fucking excited I am that there is a BEAUTIFUL, POWERFUL, KICKASS LADY HERO in Overwatch that is representing people like me. So many shows and movies have portrayed autism in terrible ways, to the point where it’s almost always mockery or the punchline of some awful joke. People fear folks like us because of those portrayals, and it’s made living with autism so goddamn difficult like I just want to scream all the time.

But now we have Symmetra, who is intelligent and complex and gorgeous and guys I’m just so excited I’m actually crying right now.  

GOD I CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY THIS GAME AAAAHHHHHH

please don’t be the voice that tells us
we’re faking it
because we know we don’t deserve saving
that’s why when we admit we’re dying it’s
always a punchline, always a joke, always
“haha i’d go to your party but i plan on spending my night
crying alone”
—  inkskinned

episode about maya’s dad and her past and the life that is always the biggest punchline and riley literally makes a joke undermining :) maya’s :) intelligence :) while :) she’s :) talking :) to :) her :) dad :) no wonder she doesn’t think she’s good enough

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2JEZSrY3Q) Omg THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY BECAUSE THE PUNCHLINE OF THE WHOLE STORY IS TRUE!

  • Me: Mom, were there any black folks in your [Upper Darby, PA private Catholic school] in the 60s (she graduated in 1968)?
  • Mom: There were a few. But most black people went to [another private Catholic school in another Philly suburb]. They had lots. Why?
  • Me: Cause I am trying to figure out how the hell Mad Men thinks there were NO black folks in NYC in the 50s and 60s. Like the creators think they just sprung into existence in the 80s??

shitpostgenerator is like funnybot except instead of the punchline always being “awkwarrrrd” the punchline is my own suicidal depression manifesting itself in me making this post