always sideways

anonymous asked:

I'm cracking up at the thought of the vase becoming a thing. Like Simon rooming with him waiting his turn for the bathroom in the morning and Magnus just walks out with a vase under his arm. People keep going to see him at his loft and the vases are just getting larger and larger. Everyone is confused and trying to work out what is with the vases, are they used for spells? Potions? For High Warlock Stuff??? Really it's just Magnus fucking with everyone.

AOWJEFA STOP I AM HERE FOR THIS. Magnus is such a little shit he would honestly do this. I need him fucking with people for his amusement all season, like I imagine he does this a lot???

Like, I bet Magnus will claim he needs a super rare jewel or unicorn horn or something for the spell. It’s crucial we can’t do the spell without it, and the Clave finally agrees and they scramble to get it for him. It costs them a ton of time and money.

And then he fucking hangs it on his (sideways) belt.


I was told in no uncertain terms that the Abbey wasn’t where I was meant to end up. It’s just a step along a path. You know, god allegedly has bigger plans for me.
Something tells me you don’t entirely believe that.
I suspect that’s because I don’t.
Well, maybe they’re right. I mean, just think, if you hadn’t got fired we wouldn’t have met.

Removed the newspaper headline from the WAR! update picture, leaving a fairly blank slate behind.

Feel free to use and go wild with.

anonymous asked:

Why do ppl always come at you sideways for asking for money you've done shit that should make you a millionaire at this point its not too much to ask for a little compensation to be Quite Honest


You’re Breaking Up

Bucky x Reader

Summary: Sometimes cell service sucks on missions and sometimes old men don’t understand what “you’re breaking up” means; confusion and fluff

Words: 1865

Warnings: I think I wrote one cuss word? Maybe two? Theres a little angst if you squint; mostly fluffy goodness

Thank you @jarnesbrnes for the request and for being patient with me! I had an absolute blast writing this!! I hope it’s what you were hoping for!

And as always, I would love to hear from you! Tell me what you like, what you don’t like, request a fic of your own. Come talk to me anytime about anything!

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Min Yoongi // The End

Summary: he simply does not love you anymore. 

Originally posted by sayjjanhae

Yoongi always appeared to hate the world. Always. He would always cast sideways glares at the strangers walking past him. He would complain about his friends whenever they pissed him off. He would lazily sleep on every surface in the world. To put it bluntly: he did not care.

Min Yoongi was practically invincible to the world. Whatever was thrown at him, he would somehow block it in his own way. He got past every obstacle in the most lazy ways ever. His fake hatred for every living thing managed to be so intriguing to those around him. He was invincible.

Unless it came to you.

His grumpy demeanor would disappear just when he looked at you. When he heard your laugh, he couldn’t help but smile himself and uncap the laughter he’d been bottling up. Knowing you were there made him feel a fire his heart. Yoongi loved the way you two would sometimes dress the same without even knowing it. His favorite thing was when you two would lay on the floor with soft music playing in the background as you two slowly drifted into a deep slumber. He always made sure you were happy and if you weren’t, he would do anything to see your smile again.

You were on the list of things that Min Yoongi loves most in the world.


The truth is, he simply does not love you anymore.

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Today brings us another new Coleman Hell tune, and you know those sideways fellas always have it in spades. Take Me Up is a new taste off the Toronto musician’s debut album Srry Bout Last Night. It’s one of his less funky tracks, but it’s still endlessly driving, uptempo, and riveting. The grooving tune is snappy and swaggering good. Srry About Last Night is slated for release on April 28th.

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They kept telling you that he was wrong. That you should avoid him. That he was the bad guy. But you couldn’t control your feelings.

The way he smirked, the way he always gave you that sideways glance, it was mesmerizing. The way your heart flipped everytime you looked into his eyes… you knew. 

No matter how much everyone else disagrees, this is right. You love him

the way that straight people hint at gayness in their story telling is fucking wild

like in my big fat greek wedding 2 joey fatone’s character is gay. you don’t find this out until the end of the movie, and it’s “””””hinted””””” at the entire time because everyone is getting on his case because he’s in his 30s and he’s not married even though the rest of his relatives his own age are.

and they reveal that he’s gay when his brother figures it out by watching him talk to his boyfriend, then their mom is like “is he your partner, or your partner” and like it was tasteful tbh i don’t really have a problem with it at all

it’s just that straight people always approach our identities sideways with innuendos like they gotta parallel park next to the sidewalk of gay when they literally could’ve just been like “hey, can your boyfriend supply this thing for the wedding?” like





but the straights gotta be all hoooooooo is he unmarried in his 30s because he’s a total fuckboy who can’t maintain a relationship

or is he gay