I was tagged by @baepsey to do the bias selfie tag! I’ve been tagged in stuff like this before but have always avoided doing it cause it’s kinda embarrassing for me, so I’ll prob still delete it after tonight LOL.(OR MAYBE NOT)
I have a feeling everyone likes you only because you're hot
Not that I am a hot, but that is one of the many reasons why I have always been so reluctant to post my face, Fortunately, there are people who ‘liked‘ me before I posted that video. Those are the people I appreciate the most.
What are you thinking about?“ I laughed, as I glanced over at (Y/N) who furrowed her brows. "Oh nothing,” she said as the creases on her forehead disappeared. “I was just thinking to myself that other people our age are probably asleep, or getting funky…Yet here we are, in Target at 11:30pm on a Saturday.” I threw my head back and laughed, “Come on, I’m the best person to be in Target with at this time. I’m an expert.” She nodded as she walked to my side, wrapping her arm round my back as we both pushed the trolley.
“Do you actually need anything? You’ve got so many sweets on the bus, it’s beginning to look like Willy Wonka’s Factory” (Y/N) sighed. I shook my head with a smile plastered on my face, (Y/N) always became funny and sarcastic late at night when she was tired. “I just want to look round, you never know what you’re going to find in Target” I replied.
We were in the CD aisle, and I was seeing if there any CDs I hadn’t already got. Every now and again I’d look over my shoulder at (Y/N) who was working her way down the aisle, remaining silent. I knew it wasn’t ideal for her to be traipsing around a store in the middle of the night, but I just had to get away from the bus - sometimes it felt very suffocating. I picked up at a CD of R&B Hits from the 90s and placed it in the trolley. As I walked down the aisle to meet (Y/N) at the other end, the racks on my left caught my eye. Every single slot had my album at the front. “Much better don’t you think?” (Y/N) said as I reached her. I pulled her in for a side hug and placed a kiss on her forehead as we ventured onto the next aisle.
“You still have those coupons?” (Y/N) asked as she started collecting several makeup items in her small hands. “Yup,” I said as I waved them in the air. “Great,” (Y/N) smiled as she placed the items in the trolley. “I’ll get all of this really cheap.”
“How are you doing on shampoo?” I asked as I searched the racks for the brand I used. “Well Shawn,” (Y/N) said as she stood at the end of the trolley. “Mine seems to have run out pretty quickly, very fast in fact - since yours is empty.” I looked at her with an innocent look, her eyes giving me a death stare. I found my shampoo and picked up two, with (Y/N) nodding as I put them in the trolley.
“I want to get some fairy lights for the bus, to put over the bunks” I explained as I pushed the trolley. “Sorry to break it to you Shawn, but you will have to give the bus back eventually” (Y/N) said, placing her hand on top of mine. “I know that,” I said as I rolled my eyes. “I just thought it would make it feel a bit more like home that’s all.” She wrapped her arms round mine, leaning her head on my shoulder, “I know you hate being on there all the time,” she muttered softly. “Let’s go find some fairy lights.”
When we found the ‘light section’ (Y/N) hunted like she was searching for her prey. “We should get ones that have the different settings you know, like flash every milli-second. I bet that would really piss Brian off,” (Y/N) smiled, with a slight hint of evil. “Yes,” I said through the biggest grin. “There’s my favourite smile,” (Y/N) said, before taking a box of lights from the shelf and reading the information on the back. I left the trolley and stood behind her, wrapping my arms round her waist, my chin on her shoulder. “Thank you,” I whispered. “For what?” She asked, still reading the box. “For being my safe haven I guess.” (Y/N) quickly placed the box back on the shelf and then turned around, wrapping her arms round my neck. “You soppy baby,” she smiled before kissing my lips. The kiss lingered longer than I expected, but I wasn’t complaining.
Once it broke, we searched every shelf for the perfect fairy lights. We finally decided on these small multi-coloured gem lights, buying two lots to string across the top bunks on either side. “Are you sure Geoff and Mike won’t mind having these hanging over their bunks?” (Y/N) asked as I reached up to grab two boxes. “They’re grown men, they’ll have to deal with it” I smirked. (Y/N’s) face suddenly lit up as an idea came to mind, “Can we please get some Doritos, some idiot thought it’d be funny to eat my packet” she folded her arms as she finished the sentence. “Of course, get the Cool Ranch ones. Tom doesn’t like those ones,” I said, smirking with one arched brow. “I knew it was him,” (Y/N) said with her face scrunched together.
“You are guys are just in time, we’re closing any minute” the woman who served us said as she scanned our items. “Oh I’m sorry,” I said as I dug my wallet out from my back pocket. “Don’t worry sweetheart, at least I’m ending the day serving kind people” she said as she smiled at both of us.
I got tagged by the gruesomely awesome @theharrystyleseffect to post three selfies. I had a hard time finding pictures of me in the midst of all the Harry and Bowie ones, so I wanted to post one of me and my flatmate. She didn’t want that, but luckily Harry volunteered. Awesome Juxtaposer skills, I know.
Today marks exactly 1 year since I got this little stinker. When I got her she weighed 34 pounds, her name was “Yoshi” (which she never responded to). She was anxious, underweight, had intestinal parasites and no training, not fixed and no shots whatsoever. She had never been off leash, never went outside of her house, which was a studio apartment that 3 people were living in with 4 dogs, and was kept mostly in her crate. She is a HANDFUL. I spend most of our time off training her out of bad habits, we go to the park, the beach and on hikes at least once a week. She has a huge backyard and fenced in front yard that she can go to whenever she pleases. She is most definitely allowed off leash. She wouldn’t think of ever running away. She enjoys sitting on the couch with me, watching sports or Game of Thrones and she is always on watch at night at the edge of my bed, facing the door. She is the most loyal dog I have ever had and I love her so dearly. Can’t believe it’s been a year already 😳
shipped SuperFlash beyond all past reasons and experiences (BROTP and OTP. Dammit SuperPuppies are great together)
have found my new happy episode (AKA an episode I rewatch when my mood takes a sharp drop that can pull me out and always put a smile on my face (fun fact: my current pre-musical crossover happy episode was Actually Worlds Finest. Barry and Kara’s dynamic always makes me happy)
Pixi of the QuickestWitt, am officially, as of today, a Westallen shipper. I use to be a supporter of it in Canon, and someone who was happy that Barry and Iris had a good relationship, but HOLY SHIT. THIS EPISODE. I AM OFFICIALLY A SHIPPER OF WESTALLEN AND TOGETHER WE SHALL SAIL THE SEA OF SHIPPING
Have found the soundtrack to my life. Unless you are playing music from the episode I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY OF YOUR UGLY MUSIC! Goddammit SuperFriends is my new happy song and Running Home to You, As well as Put a little love in your heart have officially become permanent songs on my playlist. WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY ON ITUNES?!
The first problem with doing satire (especially if you do it really well) is that there are always people who will take it at face value. This is my main problem with a particular Lou Reed song, and I’m sure you all know which one I’m talking about.
The second problem with satire is that sometime it’s just not the right time, place, or person to be making that statement.
The third problem with satire is that for it to be really effective for some people, it has to be dumbed way the fuck down. But that can cause others to dismiss it…..
I am a shy bean on camera sdfghj that’s why I seem really reserved on my videos. My friends can all tell you I really am the most unchill person ever but it just takes me a bit to be unchill if I’ve just met a person. So I just need to be more acquainted with you guys and my camera to really show my true colours~ -> [I'm gonna annoy the shit out of people -and maybe you- because I always answer lmao] Yeah I understand I'm like you to be honest. But you're not THAT shy on camera, you're great !
I always thought my face videos were either awkward or boring, hence why I don’t do many of them, but thank you anyway <3