always eat the bacon

  • me: oh i like this cute post about vegan recipes/treating animals nicely/a harmless, innocent joke by vegans for vegans
  • 500 carnists simultaneously shitting their pants: WHY ARE U FUCKING VEGANS ALWAYS LIKE THIS!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING FULL OF YOURSELVES. I EAT BACON EVERY DAY SO WHAT? IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND YOUD HAVE TO KILL ANIMALS THEN!!! JUST WAIT UNTIL SCIENCE PROVES PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS!! CHECKMATE VEGGIES!