always adorable these two

Clean Me, Daddy | 30.03.17
  • Phil: "Why aren't you cleaning us?" said Candice. Oh...
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: Last time I did a live show, I accidentally ordered 300 cleaning wipes.
  • Dan: I know. I've seen them.
  • Phil: So, you can have the honour of cleaning them.
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: The webcam. It's a bit grubby, so you know give them a clean. Give them a wipe. Someone just said "clean me, daddy".
  • Dan holds the cleaning wipe with regret. Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts speaking in a high pitched voice.
  • Dan: Yeah, I read that too. What is this?
  • Phil: It wasn't this weird when I did it!
  • Dan: There's a section of your live show where...
  • Phil: No, it's not a section!
  • Dan: ... you clean them?
  • Phil: No, I'm just saying we're slightly blurry and they'd like to see us in 1080pHD quality.
  • Dan: No, you planned this. It's a section where you clean the audience. Now everyone is saying "clean me".
  • Phil: They liked it. Just do it! I'll make the sound effect.
  • Dan: There's dozen of tens of thousands of people saying "clean me" right now.
  • Phil: Dan, clean them. Clean them!
  • Dan: Jesus Christ.
  • Phil: Do it! It's what you signed up to do.
  • Dan suppressing a regretful chuckle, Phil grinning so damn wide.
  • Dan: Oh my God, stop! The chat! Frick. Even the YouTube comments are going to be ruined. Oh, whatever you fricking..
  • Dan wipes the webcam while Phil makes the sound effect.
  • Phil: That's the noise of the cleaning wipe. Look how clear we are now though. My pores are here.
  • Dan: And yet, I feel dirty.
Mass Effect: Romancing Kaidan
  • Kaidan: *flirts by accident*
  • Shep: You're adorable i approve
  • *LATER*
  • Kaidan: *flirts??? ?? ?*
  • Shep: Yes absolutely I demand more of this
  • Kaidan: I like you I think? And I thought I detected some interest from you too?
  • Shep: When do you want to have the wedding?
  • Kaidan: I'm going to flirt with you in an obscure way in case you don't feel the same even though you already showed your interest multiple times. I like to leave all options open just in case :)
  • Shep: Have you not been paying attention lets fuck
  • Kaidan: Ok
Kala & Lito


  • These two are an adorable pair; I always get BFF vibe between them
  • On a surface, they seem kind of opposite – maybe because Lito is drama queen actor and Kala is a scientist (it’s like emotions vs. logic) But interestingly, I found that they share more things in common – other than they’re close to Wolfgang
  • First, they tried to hide
  • Lito was in a closet. He had to hide who he really is as well as whom he loves in order to continue his career; his dream
  • Kala knows she’ll never be able to love Rajan like she loves Wolfgang. And yet she hides her true feelings and even tries to run away from it – because as a wife, it’s the right thing to do
  • But in the end, we’re glad to see that they’re not hiding anymore
  • Another similarity between them is, whenever someone in their cluster goes though emotional pain but cannot express it, Kala and Lito feel that pain and express it out for them – and yes, I’m talking about Wolfgang and Sun
  • In 1x08, Kala shares the pain Wolfgang feels when he’s with Felix in a hospital. She sort of lets those emotions out instead of him for Wolfgang – seeing Kala sharing his pain made Wolfgang fall in love with her more
  • In 2x08, Lito who’s practicing for his future of homeless-and-unemployed failure visits Sun. When Lito knows that Sun will never cry because of her situation, he says “maybe that’s why I’m here, Sun”; he cries for her (and for him) and comforts her
  • It was fun to see this kind of parallels among sensates; and also made me feel so happy and relieved that fighters like Will, Sun, and Wolfgang have those who can offer emotional comfort to them
  • I really wish to see Kala and Lito’s interaction more on next season

Favorite moments in season 2 (spoilers)

2x04 Polyphony (1)



– It’s not really an interaction, but I just love when Lito’s doing his dramatic acting and Kala’s reaction is like “really? that works? * looks around * wow, it does work. hmm.” (while Nomi seems truly impressed lol)

2x04 Polyphony (2)


– I can’t stop laughing at these two. Reminds me of teen movies when two best friends are checking out a guy and being so judgy and all. One is kinda skeptical and the other one is like ‘mmm, he’s fine af’ lol. Kala’s eye rolling is so on point


– then as Vincent insults Lito’s movie, he immediatly turns on his sassy-bitch mode and be ‘whatever. I have a lover back home and his ass is way more hotter than your whole existence’ and Kala is like ‘I told you so’ lololololol

In season 3, I hope they actually have conversation about Wolfgang. Also, I would like to see the dynamics of Kala and Hernando. That would be interesting to see


Part 3 in the “Laughing with Catherine Tate” gif series
[link to part 1] [part 2]

Links to other silliness on the Doctor Who set include:
[ David making faces ]  [ Laughing with Billie ]
[ Dancing with David ]   [Silly on Set 1 & 2 ]
[ Fun with Daleks in Manhattan ]  [Laughs with the Next Doctor ]
[ Laughing with the cast & crew ]

Dating Kai/Jongin

-Always telling you that you’re beautiful and perfect 

-  Spending lots of time playing and walking the pups

- Having the honor of watching Jongin practice dancing because it’s a beautiful sight 

- Chicken would be a staple in your meals with him but you still won’t admit to him that you think fried chicken is absolutely delicious

- Setting his laugh as your ringtone because it’s the most adorable sound in the world

- Lovemaking would be sensual 

- The two of you were close friends before one day he finally asked you out

- He took you ice skating for your first date which included lots of falls and laughs

- You were telling him about your day until he suddenly gently kissed you for the first time because he thought you looked too kissable 

- The first “i love you” was shouted after the first fight which was quickly forgotten 

- Your first time with him would be on your one year anniversary together 

- Cuddling together while watching tv and Kai laying soft kisses everywhere

 -Fights over his occasional moodiness but he would always apologize first with chocolates and sincereness

- Being very protective but not possessive of you

- In the mornings, you try to drag him out of bed but he’ll just pull you closer and sleepily mutter “Just a bit longer”

- Wearing his clothes and having his scent envelop you when you miss him because he’s on tour

- Watching him blush and pout when his noonas tells embarrassing stories about his childhood

- Shyly but firmly holding your hand in public

- Going on dates that involved animals like the aquarium, the zoo, the nearby petting zoo, and etc

- His members always teasing the two of you for being so adorable together

- But you’re not always going to be his girlfriend because one day he’ll ask you to be his wife. 

Gifs do not belong to me

I hope that Isak and Even are as happy as they are here in their new home. I am wondering what they are doing,and miss them a LOT. I know this is Sanas season,and I adore her,but these two will always have a special place in my heart. I wonder who makes dinner,what they make for dinner,I hope they don`t eat Grandiosa and kebab all the time,what kind of furniture they`ve got,if the freezer is okay,if Isak is sleeping on Evens chest right now,do they take long showers together,are Evens guitars there,and his drawings,does Isak have the drawings Even gave him in a frame on the wall,are they struggeling with IKEA-furniture,does Isaks dad still pay 4000; for his rent,I wonder if Even still try to make Isak dance in the kitchen,how does Even pay for the rent,did Isak get his beer and did he like the sparkling wine Even got them,will they have a housewarming party,what have they been doing since December 16th 2016,will Even be a russ this year,is he okay at school,have they said “I love you”,do they still take it “minute by minute”,day by day or are they passed that and sure about that this is IT,that they are endgame,have Even filled up the walls in their apartment with Baz Luhrman movie posters? So many questions,and it makes me sad that most of them probably never will get answered. Sana is the Queen,but these two are my favourites,and I hope they will stay together forever,have their grand fucking wedding and live as happy as they can. Right now they make me proud,but also sad over the things we will never get to know.

Jealous - Destiel

“Dean?” Castiel asked shyly.
“Yeah Cas?” Dean turned around from the studying he was doing to see Castiel dressed in a black suit that clung tightly to him, especially around the waist.

He had his top button undone and his hair was still as messy as always, but Dean thought his messy hair was adorable. No matter what the two did to it during the years, it always ended up a mess again, it just wasn’t tameable.
Dean tried to say something, he really did. But when Castiel was stood in front of him like that, with shining blue eyes, glistening in anticipation.

He just couldn’t find any words.
“It looks terrible doesn’t it?” Cas said, looking to the ground and seeming to take sudden interest in his shoes.
“No, it looks fine Cas.” Dean said, rather bluntly.
“You don’t seem so sure.” Cas stated, unsure what was wrong with Dean.
“Why don’t you ask Shaylee or whatever his name is.” Dean spat.
“It’s Shay, what is your problem?” Castiel asked, slightly annoyed but still concerned nonetheless.
“I don’t have a problem.” Dean said.

Cas could tell what he was doing, he was doing that thing were he turns aggressive instead of talking about what is bothering him. Cas was hurt, Dean had done this to everyone, everyone but Cas.
“Dean, why are you shutting me out? Tell me what’s wrong.” Cas pushed caringly. Placing a comforting hand on Dean’s shoulder, which Dean pushed off scowling at it.
“Get off me. Save it for Shay.”
“Dean..” Cas half pleaded, still unaware of what was wrong with Dean but assuming it has something to do with Shay.
“If you have a problem with him then tell me. Has he done something to you?” Castiel asked.
“It’s just that-” Dean started but was soon cut off by a sharp ringing sounding from Castiel’s phone.
It was Shay.
Dean looked at it menacingly, almost daring Cas to answer it.
He did.
“Hello, Shay” Castiel said in a tone way too flirty for Dean’s liking. Even though it wasn’t anything but a simple ‘hello’.
“How are you?” Shay asked, the volume was loud enough for Dean to hear every word.
“I’m okay. Listen I’m gonna have to call you back.” Cas said while looking Dean straight in the eye. He cared about Dean more than someone he met only recently.
“Okay, what time should I pick you up babe?” Shay asked. Castiel blushed a little while Dean growled and snatched the phone from Castiel.
“Call him that again and I will cut your fucking tongue out.” Dean snapped and hung up on him.
Cas looked at him in shock.
“What the hell is your problem?” Cas shouted.
“My problem? Is that some dude you’ve met like twice is calling you 'babe’ for fuck sake Cas. Do you know how hard it is to be fucking in love with someone and for them to blatantly flirt with some guy in front of you and then for them to look hot as fuck in that fucking suit and ask for your opinion and have to force out a no-” Dean rambled, only to be cut off by Castiel crashing their lips together in a long awaited, hungry kiss.
“Do you think I would go with anyone else if I thought I had a chance with you? Dean, surely you know that I love you."  Cas said as he pulled away.
Dean smiled before pulling Castiel back into himself and once again connecting their lips. Dean draped his arms around Castiel’s waist, pulling him impossibly closer to himself while Cas rested his arms around Dean’s neck. Fingers tracing aimlessly into his hair.
Castiel bit down teasingly on Dean’s top lip pushing him to take it further, so Dean complied.

He pushed his tongue against Castiel’s lips and was allowed access almost instantly. Their tongues roamed, exploring every area. Cas tugged on Dean’s hair earning a small moan to escape from Dean’s mouth.

It was in that moment they felt more alive than ever had before. Suddenly all of their surroundings blurred and it was just them and the radiating heat from their bodies being pressed so tightly together. From the burning desire.
Suddenly it all made sense, and they just knew, knew it could only get better from here.


Actual murder husbands.

How the hell do people write fanficton.

I want to write so bad but I’m terrified that I’ll write out of character? I’m sitting here thinking up plots and AUs and ficlets and stuff that I’m so excited about, and I just can’t put words on paper (or a word document, heh).

What would ______ character do in this situation? I don’t know, I’m not them.

anonymous asked:

okayyyy this may sound silly buttttttt, how would the RFA+V&Saeran (i'm so sorry if it's too much) react to their smol s/o's face always being red? like not blushing bUT THEIR S/O HAS RED CHEEKS ALL THE TIME. thank uuuu

This is literally one of the cutest requests ever oh my gosh! I’m sorry if they’re a little on the short side, I had two projects due today because my professors hate me so I didn’t have a lot of time to write them longer ugh. But I still sincerely hope that you enjoy and thank you for the request!! :D


  • Yoosung absolutely adores your red cheeks!
  • He literally squealed with happiness the first time he saw you because oh my gosh how can someone be so cute?
  • Yoosung blushes and his own cheeks turn red a lot so he gets it
  • He’ll constantly tell you how cute you look
  • He totally pinches your cheeks all of the time because of your cuteness like you may give this boy a heart attack of from your cuteness
  • Random cuddle sessions because when Yoosung thinks someone/something is cute, he’ll cuddle the heck out of them
  • You and Yoosung become the cutest, red cheeked couple ever~


  • At first, Zen thinks that you just blush all of the time
  • “I know that I look like a god but babe you don’t have to blush all the time when you’re around me~”
  • Zen no
  • Once he finally realizes that your cheeks are naturally red all of the time he dotes so much over you
  • Will always tell you how adorable you are because of your cute little red cheeks 
  • Zen starts taking almost fifty pictures of you a day because he thinks that you’re just so adorable
  • He’ll also always show you off when the two of you are out and about because he wants everyone to know that you’re the most adorable person ever and just adores your cute little red cheeks


  • Jaehee thought that you were sick when she first noticed that your cheeks were red
  • But when you explain to her that they’re always like that she’s in love
  • Will literally just look at you and go “Awww!”
  • She smiles like ten times more than usual because you generally make her happy but she just finds you so precious
  • Will beat the crap out of anyone who dares to say anything negative about your red cheeks
  • She’ll sometimes just stare at your face because you’re so precious and when you look at her, she starts to turn red in the cheeks herself


  • Jumin’s kind of confused at first when he notices that your cheeks are red 24/7
  • He legitimately thinks that you’re sick and starts calling six different doctors to come check on you
  • You have to calm this poor man down and explain that you’re not sick, your cheeks are just always red
  • Instant relief, but it just makes him more confused like why are they like that?
  • But he eventually grows to love it and Jumin will often give small kisses to your cheeks, with him telling you how beautiful you are
  • Jumin becomes kind of obsessed with how beautiful your cheeks are and has a blurry photo taken by him as his phone screen saver


  • Seven thought that he was going to have a heart attack from the cuteness that is you when he first saw you
  • He will literally just poke you cheeks all of the time and if you ask him why he’s doing it, he’ll say it’s because you’re so cute
  • Seriously you two will be watching a horror movie and right when it gets to a jump scare Seven will poke your cheeks
  • Seven, my boy, please chill
  • If you’re ever feeling insecure about your red cheeks, Seven will put on some of his cosplay makeup blush so he looks just like you
  • Seven will constantly tell you how cute you are because in his eyes, you really are the cutest person in the world to this dork


  • V still can’t see very well, basically his vision is pretty blurry here
  • So when he first meets you, he doesn’t really notice your red cheeks
  • But when he leans in for a kiss for the first time, he hesitates and asks if you’re sick
  • Precious boy is so concerned about your health bless him
  • You tell him that they’re just naturally red and he’s like whoa
  • This might sound weird but he’ll just kind of lay his palm on your cheeks
  • It becomes sort of a new relaxing thing for V to just touch your cheeks and feel the warmth from them, it’s basically the sweetest thing ever


  • Saeran’s super confused why your cheeks are red and will constantly question you why they are
  • You tell him that they’re just naturally red, nothing more or less
  • He starts hesitantly touching your cheeks, muttering how cute they look
  • One day Saeran sees that you’re upset because someone made fun of your cheeks
  • Home boy wants to go and murder the douche but he knows that he should comfort you first
  • So he places a nervous kiss on your cheeks, telling you without muttering that you’re beautiful to him and that’s all that matters
  • Now Saeran will constantly kiss your cheeks and makes sure you know that he loves every part of you, especially your cheeks

Just thought I should post this adorable piece on here. I wanted to have this done by Valentines Day but things really don’t always go as planned so have these two adorable bois! I’m actually super happy as to how this turned out like no joke! I was scared it was going to turn out bad!
On another note though, this Mark and Jack are both me and my amazing friend @jack-a-yote AU versions so that’s sort of explains the scar on Jack’s neck♡