-He may or may not pretend he can’t pronounce “Otabek” correctly.
-Viktor once tried to get Beka drunk so he could prove he is irresponsible…Viktor got drunk instead, Beka was the designated driver.
-drunk!Viktor often cries about how beautiful Otayuri is and how happy he is for his son.
-Viktor has Beka’s contact saved as “Son In Law that Wants to Steal My Baby”
-He may or may not have secretly installed a tracking device on Yuri’s phone and that’s how Viktuuri always “conisidentially” runs into Otayuri on dates.
-He’s always “complaing” about Beka to Yuuri “Ugh look at the stupid loving way he’s gazing at our son! Flipping jerk always thinking about his safety…HE WOULDN’T NEED TO IF THEY RODE SOMETHING NORMAL INSTEAD OF THAT DEATH TRAP!!!” Yuuri rolls with it and tries not to laugh.
-Beka’s motercycle is nothing but an accident waiting to happen to Viktor and he sends Yuri a million messages whenever they ride it.
-Part of Viktor wants to marry Otayuri right where they stand the other part wants to take Yuri somewhere far away where no gangster will ever lay their filthy paws on him again! (his words)
-“Pffft at least he’s not JJ!!! But I still hate him!!! Change your hair or something Otabek it looks too much like JJ’s!!!”
-One day they have this nice father/future son in law day. Viktor bought Beka a suit and Beka paid for their eXpEnSivE mEaL.
-It was all going perfectly until they got home and Yuri glomped Beka and ignored Viktor.
-Viktor has to smile and deal with it when Yuri’s hair is in a nice braid because “WOW MY PRECIOUS SON YOU LOOK SO PRETTY” and “OTABEK BRAIDED YOUR HAIR?! PFFT I COULD MAKE IT LOOK BETTER!!!”
-Viktor may or may not have been the first one to use the ship name “Otayuri”.
-Of course when no one is around and someone talks bad about Otabek Viktor goes into full on rage mode “WTF DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SON IN LAW?! HE IS A HERO AND WILL MAKE SURE MY SON IS HAPPY!!!!”
-Speaking of the “Hero” nickname Viktor may or may not have written a very fluffy fairytale AU about the Hero and Fairy.
-In which this Hero cowers before the Fairy’s very handsome father and does like a million trials to prove his love!!!
-Viktor really does care about Beka and trully thinks Otayuri is perfect he just takes the Overprotective Dad™ role waaaaaay tooooo faaaaar
Context: We were playing through the April fools module. Our group was at a convention, babysitting some teenagers and currently involved in futuristic tabletop games.
Me (Technomancer): wait, something seems fucky. *rolls Matrix stuff*
GM: it becomes apparent that [dick NPC] is trying to intentionally ruin the game for your young charges with a hidden deck.
Me: Well we can’t have that.
More Matrix rolls result, me using my Technomancer powers to wrest control of the illegal deck.
GM: okay you can command it to do one thing.
Me: I’m gonna make it play some hardcore porn.
GM describes the results, with the sudden moaning alerting the other NPCs to the presence of the deck. The dick was escorted out.
Me (OOC): she has a shit eating grin on her face
Razorgirl: you didn’t!
NPC GM: That guy is always a jerk. I hope this hasn’t ruined your enjoyment of the con.
Me: that guy deserved it
so buckle up as I unwind a marvelous tale of revenge, lust, betrayal
and MURDER! Okay, maybe just some petty revenge. On mobile.
Now look here. I live in a nice residential neighborhood. We are the
only college students in a sea of families. Because of this I make a
point to be respectful to these families. No raging parties, just the
occasional bonfire. Not midnight screaming match with the boyf. No loud
sex noises. All in all, best college neighbors ever.
However, there is the one woman who is always just a jerk. About once
a calender season, her and her boyfriend have screaming matches in the
street between 2-4am. And I don’t mean they fight for 2 hours straight
and I could walk out and yell at them. I am the kind of person who would
do that. Instead they fight, usually about her cheating??? Then walk a
few blocks down, I fall asleep then they come back just as I drift off.
But you know what, I don’t know her life. I let it slide.
But this dickfuzz of a woman also has a child. She yells at him a lot
but never at night. Again not my problem. Until yesterday. Little
heathen is prancing around my yard picking dandelions. Cool little man,
do you. But no, I forgot this SOB is a the hell spawn that even Satan
didn’t want to own up to making. Out of nowhere kicks the full trash can
awaiting pick up into my yard.
This is not a bump oh noooo situation. Little beast flat round house
kicked it sent everything flying. I was in clear view on the porch at
this point enjoying an after dinner coffee and I rightfully contain any
swearing. Instead I say, “what are you doing? Pick that up!”
Not even a sorry as the kid dashes away to his house. I get up to
cross the street to knock on his door and Noone answers. I know his
mother is home, her car is there and TV was on. But hey, maybe not. I’m
not breaking down the door to find out. I pick up my trash and toss it
back into the can and continue on with my night.
Little did I know, the boyf threw out the cat food my cat didn’t
like. I was unaware it still had food in it, which then scattered into
my yard. Cue me waking up the next morning getting ready to rush to
class when BAM trash EVERYWHERE!!! Just as the garbage men drive by with
a apologetic look.
As I look sadly at the scattered dreams, a neighbor sitting on her
porch calls out. Said she thought she had heard raccoons last night then
a bang. This is very likely since there was a trail of cat food leading
up to a treasure trove of raccoon snacks. Well, time to skip class to
clean up since I’m being watched.
Now my boy and I cook a lot. We always throw out our left overs from
the week on garbage night. Last night when I cleaned it up it was still a
bit cold. But now, it has been baking in the unseasonably warm can and
has festered. Nasty gross uck. Plus it has to go back behind my house
until next week. Suddenly the kids mother appears and starts outright
whining about how college kids are so inconsiderate, never take care of
their yards, litter, ect.
Okay. Losing patience, but maybe she didn’t know. I calmly explain
what happened yesterday and how it most likely factored into the events
of the morning. (Never had raccoon problems ever) I didn’t even solely
blame her kid, even though it only happened because of Deathwing Jr.
She just goes on a tiraide about how it couldn’t be her flame imp of a
child. How my yard always looked like this and I was just trying to
blame it on her kid. (Like really? I’ve always had bacon fat crusted
boxes hanging out in my yard?) And how she’s glad someone finally made
me pick it up but if I don’t stop involving her child she would report
me to the HOA. (Uh, we don’t have one? ) She proceeded to complain as
crossed the street while unfortunately not being hit by a car.
Alright. Long fuse, big bomb. I silently pick up the rest of the crap
and ignore the neighbors comments about what a horrid woman she was.
Instead I begin plotting.
You see the trench swan has a baby. And I see her take out the trash
at least once a night, with what I am assume are stink bombs of diapers.
As soon as night falls I enact my plan. I grab a handful of cat TREATS!
Racoon go bonkers for them. And make a small invisible trail to her
trash can in the alley. I even prop open the lid with a stick. I’m
barely out of sight when I see the first set of reflective eyes.
This morning I was woken up much happier at 7am to her screaming
about all raccoons needing to be shot. (Hey now, they’re just trying to
eat.) Take a peak and they had not only thrown the dirty diapers and
other trash all over the alley but also dragged it all over the right
side of her front yard. Took her 2 hours to clean up after the hour of
complaining while standing in dirty diaper scent range hoping a neighbor
would help her. Eventually made the kid come out to help, (why is he
not in school, like it’s a freaking Thursday) now he knew, but there
isnt a damn thing he can do about it. Just gave me the evil eye while i
sat on the porch. That was a good cup of coffee.
I will continue to do this every few nights until the next trash day.
So maybe a solid more times. Plus, raccoons get a nice snack. I just
hope I remember to bring snacks next time.
TLDR; Brat knocked over my trash can, I cleaned up but raccoons
knocked it over again due to his roundhouse kick. Mom then complained
about the trash in my yard as I was cleaning it up. Baited their diaper
filled trash for prime racoon attack. It worked. Diapers everywhere. Got
to watch them clean up.
Note: if they put out traps I will cancel the plan and disable the traps. No need for our furry scavengers to get hurt.
UPDATE TIME: Tried to do it again last night. Wanted to scope out the
area. Diner squall is sitting on the porch in the dark muttering in the
dark to her boyfriend? I haven’t seen them throw out any trash yet. No
sign of raccoons either. Will update when I see them throw out something
and reenact the plan.
LAST UPDATE: So I’m too busy to maintain this thread or my revenge.
My petty fire has died. Saw her throw out a diaper genie bag last night.
(Ew) called on the coons one last time. Was messy as hell when I went
to bed at 1 last night. Cleaned up the morning. For good measure when I
saw her come home today after my classes she looked dead tired. I am
A/N: a nice smut story with a little bit of aggressive Jin. Again! Big shout out to bangtans-baby for the quick edit!^^
You tapped your pencil against your notebook in an annoyed manner. You knew in college, partying was second nature. But what you didn’t understand is how someone could have a party every week. How and when did their school work get done? This was the problem you were having with your upstairs neighbor, Jin. Over and over, you had asked him to keep the noise down but he continued to neglect your feelings. And this wasn’t one of those parties’s where people invite friends over for a small gathering but a P-A-R-T-Y! Where there is liquor and loud music involved. Students become sloppy drunk and no longer care about their surroundings or the people around them. They puke and fall down everywhere, not to mention the aftermath of cleaning up the mess.
A loud thud followed by cheering interrupted you from your thoughts. You threw the comforter off of you in a huff and changed into sweatpants. You grabbed your keys and left out of the front door. Before you could take a step, a guy spouted vomit over the hallway floor and himself. This was the shit you were talking about, the negligence. Who was gonna clean this up once the party was over? It wasn’t like you stayed in the dorms and have janitors tidy up the place. You, Jin, and another guy on the third floor stayed in an apartment building and paid a quarter of the rent. The rest was funded by the school. The best part was that you had your own apartment to yourself, complete privacy.
No roommates, no RA, no school staff to bother you. It sounded like heaven on earth that is, until you found out your neighbor was a party animal. And when he wasn’t partying, he was fucking his extremely vocal girlfriend. The sounds of their lovemaking was so loud and vivid, they could of been fucking right next to her.
You stomped up the stairs. His apartment door was wide open, people stumbling in and out. After wandering around, you found Jin in the kitchen with some friends and his girlfriend. He looked buzzed but alert. When he spotted you walking towards him, he smiled.
“Look who finally came to party.”
"Can I have a word with you?“ You spoke, trying to keep the irritation out of your voice. Jin pulled you into his bedroom which, surprisingly, was neat and clean. He closed the door behind you, shutting out the rest of the party.
"So what’s up?"
You turned to face him, crossing your arms. "You promised me the last time that you would keep the noise and bumping down to a minimum. I know we are neighbors and we have to deal with each other until one of us moves out but could you at least show some compassion? I’m trying to study for an exam coming up in a few days but your parties are distracting. If I wanted to study or do homework in the privacy of my own home, I should be able to do that without being disturbed."
Jin looked at you sympathetically. "I apologize. I’ve had a tough week with school and I wanted to relax with some friends. I swear, we will try to keep it down next time."
"You said that last time, Jin!"
"And I mean it this time.” He countered. You scoffed and walked passed him but before you could leave out the room, he spoke again. “You’re always so uptight. I’m here if you ever want to relieve that stress."
You rolled your eyes and headed back to your apartment, slamming the door once you made it inside. That night, you slept with a pillow over your head until the party died down at 4:30 that morning. You awoke mid-afternoon and dress for class. You heard noises in the hallway but didn’t pay much attention to it until you stepped outside your door. Four guys were thoroughly cleaning from top to bottom. They were washing the walls, sweeping, mopping, and dusting off the banister. Soon there wouldn’t be a trace of a party ever occurring. You were really impressed.
"Excuse me but why are you doing this?” You asked one of the boys.
“Jin paid us to clean his apartment and the hallway."
"Oh… okay. Well thank you, you guys are doing a great job."
You left and returned a couple hours later to find Jin waiting at your door.
"What are you doing here?” You questioned, earning a chuckle from him.
“I live here too.” He stated. You scoffed and rolled your eyes.
“I meant what are you doing at my door?"
"I was hoping if you would let me take you to lunch. There was something I wanted to talk to you about."
You looked in his face to see if he was joking. You and Jin never associated with one another outside of the apartment building. But it’s wasn’t "drunk Jin” or “silly Jin” only a guy with a serious look on his face.
You found yourself at the local diner sitting across from Jin. You two had ordered a simple burgers, fries, and coke and were waiting on the waiter to bring it to the table. He was the first to speak and break the silence.
“Thanks for joining me today. I know this may seem a little sudden."
"That’s okay but I’m curious to know what you wanted to talk about."
"First, I would like to apologize about the loud noise coming from my place every weekend. It was selfish of me to ignore your feelings and disrespectful of me not to let you know what is going on. So I’m coming to you like a man and letting you know that from now on, I promise not to make a sound.” The last thing you expected was for him to apologize and it caught you off guard.
“Second, I promise to clean up after each party. You don’t have worry when you step outside your door."
You took a sip of your drink and cleared your throat. "Thank you for understanding, it really means a lot. I’ll try not to bitch at you so much if that helps."
"It does,” Jin smiled. You both shared a laugh before lifting your glasses for a toast. “To neighbors…"
The pillow was pressed against your ears, trying to drown out the sounds. It had been two weeks since Jin had taken you to lunch and promised to keep the noise down. But as of that moment, he was upstairs fucking his annoyingly loud girlfriend. Not to mention the bed was bumping against the wall. The day before, he had threw another party. It was so chaotic that drunk people were trying to enter in to your apartment. You should have known better than to trust a word that came out of his mouth. Jin will always be an inconsiderate jerk who only cared about himself. You were over it.
The next day, you stormed up the stairs banging hard on his door until he opened it. A sleepy head Jin emerged from the other side of the door. His hair was unkempt and he was shirtless. You figured he would still in bed, after all, he did have a long night. Jin rubbed his eyes trying to focus on you.
"What’s up?” His deep raspy voice asked. Your breath hitched in your throat as you lost your train of thought.
“We need to talk.” You pushed past him and entered his home, waiting on him to lock up. What you needed to say was unpleasant and you didn’t want your other neighbor to hear. It’s suddenly dawned on you that his girlfriend could still be there. You didn’t ask before you came barging in and it made you somewhat uncomfortable.
“She’s not here.” Jin spoke. He caught you looking around, trying not to be obvious but you failed. It’s actually surprised you when you heard his voice again. You weren’t aware that he was watching your every move.
“Oh… well that’s good,” you tried to play it off by flipping your hair in disinterest. “I didn’t want your girlfriend to think something was going on between us."
Jin uncrossed his arms and walked closer to you. "She’s not my girlfriend.” He whispered in your ear before walking into the bathroom. You heard the faucet running and you took the time to take a breath. Your heart was pounding and you didn’t know why but you were also nervous. This was the second time you were alone with Jin but this time you were in his house and it was just the two of you. It didn’t help that you were wearing tight short shorts and a loose sleeveless shirt, while he just paraded around in just pajama pants.
“So what did you want to talk about?"
You turned around and found Jin still topless, drying his face and hair with a towel. Your eyes drifted down to his abs that flexed every time he moved his arms. When your gaze returned to his face, the end of his lip was curled in a smirk. You placed your hands on your hips to show him that you meant business.
"We sat at lunch and you promised me that you weren’t going to be noisy."
"When was I noisy?"
You narrowed your eyes at him. "The party two days ago! It was so out of control people were trying to break in to my house! And then yesterday, your girlfriend was screaming so loud I can still hear her voice echoing in my head."
Now it was Jin turn to cross his arms. "When a party ends, it’s up to them to find their way home. I apologize if they thought your door was home. And I told you, she is not my girlfriend. Just someone I sleep with from time to time.”
"But they are your guests!” You screamed at him.
“Yeah but I told you that "I” would keep down the noise. I never mentioned anything about my friends or guests.“ He stated confidently. Your eyes widen at the true nature of his words. All at once your anger boiled over.
"You asshole! I can’t believe I trusted a single word that came out of that smart ass mouth of yours!” But Jin only laughed.
“Now, now… I thought you promised to be less bitchy."
You stormed towards the door, only to have it slammed back in your face and you being pushed up against it. Jin turned you around and leaned in close to your face. His all to familiar smirk present on his face.
"With an attitude like yours, you make me want to. Maybe then, you wouldn’t be so uptight."
You stared into his eyes and without thinking, your lips crushed his. Jin responded by pulling your body towards his. Your tongues met in the middle as the fight for dominance began. He gripped your hips, making you feel his present hard on. The kiss ended and his mouth latched on to the side of your neck while he fondled your breast in his palm.
"Do you always leave out the house without a bra?” Jin whispered in your ear. He didn’t even give you time to respond back before your shirt was being lifted over your head. Immediately, he spotted a piercing on your right nipple and chuckled. “You really are a bad girl."
Jin placed his mouth over the entire areola, flicking the piercing with his tongue. His hands worked removing your shorts until you were standing in front of him naked. He grabbed your hand and led you to his bedroom, tossing you on his bed.
"Wait, won’t your friend get upset that you’re fucking someone else?"
"Why must you keep bringing her up? Is it because you are jealous after hearing me fuck her last night?” You rolled your eyes.
Jin nodded and leaned his body over yours. "Good, because I plan on fucking you harder."
He kissed down your neck, between the valley of your breasts, down your stomach until your glistening pussy rested in front of his face. He placed a light kiss just above your clit and moved away. Jin stripped out of his pants and laid with his back on the bed. You questioned his movements until he pulled you on top of him with your pussy in his face and his cock in yours. Instantly you felt his tongue lapping at your clit. You gripped the base of his cock and licked up the precum that was dripping down his shaft. Placing your mouth over the tip, your head bobbed up and down as you stroked him, taking more of him in your mouth. You heard him grunting under you which only encouraged you to move faster. Jin removed his mouth to wet his index and middle finger. He used his middle finger to tease your tight ass hole before penetrating it. His index finger entered your pussy and his mouth went back to work on your clit. You were in complete bliss and could feel yourself leaking down his finger. You groan around his cock and retaliated by massaging his balls. Right away, he pushed you forward, making his cock leave your mouth.
"Fuck,” he groaned. “Ride me."
He held his cock still as you hovered over him. Slowly you slid down his length, emitting a moan from both of you as he stretched you open. You leaned forward and held on to his thighs as you began rocking your hips back and forth. Jin had a clear view of your ass and his cock moving inside your pussy. You moved your hand to rub your clit, tightening yourself around him. Jin felt the difference and threw his head back, relaxing against the mattress. His hands gripped your waist as he helped you grind on him. After listening to his reaction, you turned your head to look back.
"Cumming already?” You teased.
“Not even close."
Jin sat up, wrapping his arm around your waist and flipped the two of you over so that he was on top. He spread your legs wider making his cock sink further into you. You held on to the bed for dear life as he plowed into you over and over. You voice echoed off the wall and you could feel the bed moving across the floor under two bodies. You finally understood what it felt like to be vocal and you loved the feeling. You were surprised if the entire neighborhood didn’t hear your moans. That feeling at the pit of your stomach was approaching and you knew you were close. Jin did too. His finger slowly circled your clit while still pounding away made your orgasm come a little too soon. Your pussy squeezed him, refusing to let go until your orgasm died down. Jin helped you ride it out by thrusting into you harder and faster. His orgasm was not too far behind. He pulled out and nutted all over your ass and back. He fell to the side of you and the room became quiet as you both tried to catch your breath.
"So now do you promise to keep down the noise?” You asked, sitting up to look at him.
Jin thought for a minute before he answered. “Nope."
"Now that I know what you will do to me if I’m loud, I think I’m gonna throw a party every day.”