alucard and walter

Alucard would definitely be that parent..he’s not above using child leashes.
I kind of see him, as the abrasive father type. Pretends to be indifferent, but totally dotes on them, when no one’s looking.

To be honest if Alucard and Seras had children they definitely take after Al’s wild side. Such has pulling pranks on everyone in the mansion, destroying priceless objects, being crude and doing bizarre stuff.

Alucard would be like “ be free my offspring, be free.
Seras would have her hands full. Just one alucard was enough to take care of, but now she had mini ones to make sure, that they don’t wreck havoc upon the earth.

“ Ah, you worry to much, police girl. Everything totally fine.”
Meanwhile, the basement is bursting into flames and she can only look on in exasperation, wondering what went wrong.

The round table members definitely wouldn’t be all that accepting. However, they keep their mouths shut, for the fear of having their tounges ripped out.

Integra would either be utterly horrified by the fact, she has to house more blood suckers and it’s all because that bloody monster’s fault that he couldn’t keep it in his pants. Or be completely indifferent towards them, becoming the unofficially aunt.
The little ones would definitely like to hid or sleep under her desk. Because it’s nice and cozy under there. And if alucard and seras were on missions they follow her around like little ducklings.
Walter would be the uncle and I can see him honestly, being amused by the situation and be deemed Uncle Walter. He make them snacks, tell them old war stories and have tea parties.
Imagine both Walter and Alucard being forced to sit in toddler chairs, without breaking them , sipping imaginary tea and wearing ridiculous outfits, in order to entertain one of card’s little daughter.

Pip would be the sometimes babysitter and potential victim of their pranks.
Often or not the kiddies would purposely tell him creepy things at night just watch him panick for the rest of the evening.

“ Mr. Pip.” The girl replies, quietly, a little too quietly.

“ hmmm.”

“ can I tell you a secert.”

“ shoot.”

“ You have to come closer.” He does.

“ A little more.” The child replies,.his voice a little lower than before.
He does again. The girl, named Mircea by her parents, leans in and cups her tiny hands to the older man’s ear.

“ I know where, papa, hides the bodies.”

“ the bodies?” He feels a wave of nervousness clutch his body.

“ yes, the bodies.”

“ what bodies? ”

“ I’ve said to much.” The girl turns on heels to runaway

“ non, non. Come back here. What bodies, what are you talking about, mon cher.”

She places a finger to her lips “it’s a secret. But there is one thing I know.”.

“ W-what’s that.” He scoots to the edge of couch, as if to hear her better.

“ Papa, says your next.” And with a sprint, she leaves the room. Leaving him both terrified and confused. He can faintly hear the sounds of soft giggles echoing of the large hallways.

Pip doesn’t sleep that night.

Be continued

So, I don’t know what happened, but it’s not showing the most recent request I just did, so I’ll just post it.

The Hellsing members realize they’re in love


• It takes you almost dying for him to notice
• You were surrounded by hundreds of soldiers from Millennium, struggling to hold your own
• And he watches as they nearly seize you by the arms
• Something inside him snaps
• Doesn’t even realize what happened until he’s kneeling before you, covered in blood and breathing hard
• Doesn’t ever confess with words
• Will randomly appear whenever you’re walking through the halls of the Hellsing building
• Kisses you often but says nothing after


• She realizes while you’re away on a mission
• Spends forever unfocused and thinking only about this until you return
• There won’t be any BS with this
• Freaking out on the inside
• She’ll call you into her office, making sure no one was alone, and she’d confess
• It was hard to see her buzzing nerves, especially since she kept such a calm demeanor
• Secretly hoping you would feel the same
• If you don’t feel the same, she won’t show it, but she’s crushed


• Notices when you show off just how awesome you are
• And it’s like BOOM
• You have his heart in your hands
• Flirts more often with you
• Teases you and will jokingly hold your hand
• Doesn’t show that he’s panicking on the inside
• Won’t confess
• He will just randomly kiss you in the middle of a battle, not even giving a damn about what is going on


• The feelings start some time after Pip dies and the Millennium is destroyed
• It takes a lot for her to notice her feelings for you
• Pip notices long before she does, and he will tease her about it often
• But he also helps her with coming to terms with it
• Won’t say a thing until she sees you go off on someone for insulting Hellsing
• She walks up to as you’re staring at the offender, not even aware of her until she’s kissing you
• Pip is incredibly happy to see her moving on, and it’s obvious she’s happy with you


• It’s your smile that sets it off
• Whenever you walk into a room, he feels his heart beat a bit faster, and he’s warm all over
• Spends as much time around you as she can
• Will confess late on night when the both of you are together, you falling asleep beside him
• Doesn’t think you hear him as you’re dozing off
• Oh, he was so wrong
• Almost passes out when you kiss him the next day

Hellsing Headcanon Time!!!: Water park
  • Who doesn't love a water park? A lot of people actually. That's exactly why our pals at Hellsing, millennium and Iscariot are there!
  • Alucard: he took on his female form and is working it! Sadly he got a headache and went home.
  • Integra: if you suggest that she get into a swim suit you will be shot. Repeatedly.
  • Seras: all the rides. All the men are staring.
  • Walter: lazy river. Bless this fucking place.
  • Pip: he is among the perverts looking at Seras. They go on rides together.
  • Anderson: "have you people no shame?"
  • Maxwell: read the above.
  • Heinkel and Yumie: making the tallest ride in the park their bitch.
  • The major: snack bar
  • Schrödinger: lounging in the sun.
  • Captain: with the cat boy.