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Alton Towers new haunted house ride Advert 1992

disney’s advertising:

experience the magic and love of disney!!!!! youre family will lov it!!!

universal’s adverting:

 experience the thrills of universal! ride the movies and get that rush!!!

alton towers advertising

experience being KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO SLOWLY LOSE YOURSELF TO OUR CAUSE. SMILE ALWAYS SHITFUCKS

“YOU TRAITOR - HOW DARE YOU BRING SHAME ON OUR KIND”

*choaking*

Oh snap, @turbojuk‘s Oblivion caught a fellow Oblivion in the act of consuming the forbidden drink product!
EXILE HIM AT ONCE! (but please dont, he doesnt appear much as it is).

Oblivion © Alton Towers
Left Oblivion and artwork © Mitchika
Right Oblivion © Matt

The AT coasters in a nutshell
  • Nemesis: The big daddy
  • Oblivion: Actually gives tips on how not to get scared on the ride
  • Air: A calm, soothing, gentle little ocean breeze~
  • Rita: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Thirteen: Most overhyped elevator of 2010 (jk Thirteen is amaze I'm making fun of the people who got upset when the hype train crashed)
  • Smiler: Well done you blew the fucking budget you fancy-ass brain washing machine

I finally finished up Owen’s ref sheet! This guy has been in need of something proper for a looooooong time now! Owen Pordal is a humanisation of Alton Towers’ drop coaster, Oblivion. He a punk-ass little flirt. The ‘Rift beast’ form was one from an au that I came up with at 2am and it’s now crept into my canon. 👌