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Deep Shit

Request: 19. No one is a bigger bitch than her. 20. Really?!? I had no idea! With Jax

Warning: mentions of blood, swearing

He was in deep shit. Jax thought to himself as he looked at the situation in front of him. Some Mayan had decided it would be okay to come into his and yours house and try to attack him. It turned out to be a big fight, destroying half of the house. Although that wasn’t all. In front of him laid the Mayan, knocked out but bleeding heavily onto the carpet. The carpet you just cleaned two days ago.

Yeah, Jax was in deep shit. What was even more messed up was the fact that you due home any minute now. So he certainly didn’t have any time to clean anything up. It wouldn’t have mattered, because you were always able to find out that something was misplaced in the house, which always made it hard to keep anything from you. Which he both loved and hated about you.

He sighed to himself and went to go grab the guy off the floor when he heard the front door open. He groaned and hung his head with his eyes closed.


“Babe!” You yelled from the door. He heard your footsteps coming through the front entry way and making your way into the living room and the opening of the kitchen; where he was.

He didn’t turn when he heard you gasp and curse, but he did drop the Mayan. Who still wasn’t awake.

“Jackson Nathaniel Teller! What the fuck happened!?!” You yelled, both pissed and concerned.

He sighed as he turned around. He rubbed his face. “Just had an accident babe.” He said. As the words left his lips, he almost groaned to himself as those were not the words he should have said.

“Really!? I had no idea!” You said sarcastically. You leaned to the side and put your hands on your hips as you waited for a better explanation.

“Babe, the guy broke in!” He said.

“I see that. Now that just means that you going to clean all this shit up. There is blood everywhere.” You then turned to the living room and saw the state of the room. You scrunched your face up into despair. “Oh, man. I just cleaned the carpet. Fuck!”

He didn’t say anything but leaned against the kitchen counter with one arm wrapped across his stomach and the other hand on his face.

It grew quiet as you stopped talking but made your way into the kitchen and to Jax.

You were quiet as you walked up to him and then grabbed his arm and pulled it down. He let it drop and looked up at you. He looked exhausted. You sighed and put your hands on his jaw with your thumbs rubbed his cheeks.

“You’re okay right?” You asked softly.

He sighed but nodded. “Just sore.” He leaned over and put his forehead on your shoulder. You ran your hand over his head.

“Hey, I’m sorry for being a bitch.” You apologized after a beat of silence.

He chuckled and wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you to him. “You weren’t that big of bitch. Not as much as mom.” He said.

You looked at him. “No one is a bigger bitch than her.” You told him, making him bellow a laugh.

Mob Psycho 100 AU


Soooo in case you don’t know what Ajin is, it’s a psychological horror manga/anime about immortal humans (called Ajin) who revive no matter how many times they’re killed and can summon “black ghosts” that are shaped according to the Ajin’s actions. The ghosts cannot be seen by humans unless the Ajin has strong emotions towards a targeted human, like bloodlust, fear, etc. Ajin don’t know they’re Ajin until they die once. Then they are hunted down by a special branch of the government for inhumane experiments and all that lovely bullshit. Also, Kou is my fave lmao the poor idiot doesn’t deserve the shit he’s forced to go through…let him rest gdi

So I’ve been thinking about this AU for awhile now and I’ve come up with some ideas (warning, it’s late and I have shaky-ass fingers so if anything is misspelled or grammatically incorrect, blame my fingers):

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Perverted Bunny Mask: Jeon Jungkook x Killer AU ft. Min Yoongi Part 8

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Perverted Bunny Mask: Jeon Jungkook x Killer AU ft. Min Yoongi Part 8

Author: Taettybear

Words: 5.1k

Genre: Smut/Gore/Assassins/Killer JK/ Drugs/ Gangs

Rating: M

Originally posted by rpvisualosities

(Pictures and 2nd GIF do not belong to me. I tried looking for the owner of the pic but could not find it. If you do know the owner or are the owner please let me know so i can credit them/you. Thank you.)

The icy water felt like needles to Jungkook’s back as he stood under the showerhead. His dark bangs that were darker because they were wet, hung over his forehead, sticking to his head.

A frustrated groan escaped his lips as his fist clenched around his length, pumping at a fast pace, trying to find his release.

He imagined you, kneeling in front of him, your smaller hands caressing him, looking up at him with your eyes round, watching him for approval. He could imagine you opening your pink mouth, beautifully wrapping around him, your cheeks hollowing as you sucked, teasing his tip and slit with your tongue.

He closed his eyes, his jaw clenching as he imagined himself lifting you up, pushing your chest to the cold tile, fiercely thrusting into you from behind, a cry of ecstasy leaving your lips along with mewls of his name.

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The Vegas Wedding AU

Featuring: Faranda getting their shit together real quick, Brotzly getting their shit together slightly less quick, and the rowdy 3 matchmaking and smashing plates.

Copied and pasted from discord, so sorry for any mistakes.

  • dirk suddenly gets a hunch that they should go to vegas
  • and everyone’s a bit weary about it because it’s vegas and anything could happen
  • but idk they get a surprise visit from amanda and the rowdies
  • and amanda is like ‘yes vegas good’ and farah is pining so she agrees and todd wants make good with his sister so he agrees and suddenly they are on a road trip
  • they take two cars because todd is still hung up about that whole wrecking his apartment thing?
  • at fist dirk is all 'we gotta travel together’ but then he realises that if he can convince farah to stay in the van, he and todd can be alone is his carthat is a very appealing thought 
  • it went quite well when they were hunting down machine parts, after all
  • soo, todd is driving 'dirk’s car’ most of the time they are on the road
  • and dirk sort of fluctuates between the car and the van, he switches at rest stops
  • mostly they drive during the day, but when they drive at night dirk takes the time to hearteyes
  • todd doesn’t notice bc he’s todd and i’d like to think that at least someone in american keeps their eyes on the road (seriously, they never seem to in any tv shows ever. it concerns me.)
  • anyway i’m not american so i have no idea how long it takes to get from seattle to vegasbut they get there 
  • and they find this one fancy hotel and farah offers to pay but she’s only paying for 3 rooms bc they do need some of that 4 mill. for other stuff
  • so you’ve got 3 rooms and 8 people
  • the rowdies decide to take over one room, it is unknown if they sleep in it or not, and the other four decide to split boys and girls
  • but (surprise, surprise), double beds
  • farah and amanda jump at the idea and it is at that point that we can see that they’re gonna get their shit together
  • dirk also is like 'yeah cool lets do this’ but inside he is dying bc he gets to sleep in the same room as todd on the same bed as todd right next to todd holy shiiiiit
  • todd is sort of… frozen
  • (bc todd is not good at this sort of thing, and we all already knew that these two would take a while to sort their shit out)
  • but todd pulls himself together, sharing a bed with you best friend? not weird 

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Weed Em In Boys

Anon asked: Fic where Boyf riends r smoking w e e d and then it leads to making out,,,, because it would totally happen

Anon asked: Boyf riends shotgunning, leads to kissing. Idek I just need it

I’m so fucking innocent like what is a weed why are these boys kissing over dandelions. Nah but really I’m sorry if this is inaccurate.

Michael had been really stressed out lately. School, and family, and social life? It was all exhausting and it really built up a lot of negative tension for him. His anxiety had been worse lately, and honestly he couldn’t be more glad that it was Friday. Both his and Jeremy’s parents were going to be gone so the two of them could just relax in his basement. And hell if this wasn’t going to be the best damn day ever

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Next time get behind me (Cassian Andor x Reader)

Requested by @myriadimagines

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“ (Y/N) GET BEHIND ME” , Cassian yelled from next to me. It was hard to hear with all the lasers firing. “ NO WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER” I screamed back, ducking as the stormtroopers start aiming for my head. “ Oww “ I hiss as the laser shot my shoulder and started bleeding badly.

Next thing I know Cassian rolls up next to me, still shooting might I add, and calls for backup. “ We are dying out here, we need back up”, Cassian said into the radio. For a while they didn’t answer and we assumed that they weren’t coming.
“ Cas we need to get out of here I don’t want for my boyfriend and I to die here “ I said to him, “ I agree Mi Amor bu–” he got cut off by me screaming.
“ UGHH “, I am in so much pain. But i was not going to tell Cassian that.

Without us realizing a stormtrooper snuck up on us and shot me in the thigh. My second wound is now bleeding profusely. Although it is the first wound that Cassian knowns about.

“ Alright that’s it, you messed with my girl “, Cas said as though he can take down all of them. Little did I know, his anger was so high he could take them down. Not even 5 minutes later, all the stormtroopers were dead and I am in Cassian’s arms running to our ship.

“ Shit Shit Shit “
“ Cas its okay, I’m okay it’s not even that bad”
“ NOT BAD, You are bleeding out and you are saying ITS NOT BAD “, by his actions i can tell he is freaking out.
“ Cas just help me wrap this up, I will be fine and when we get back to the base I’ll go to the med bay, okay? “, I try to compromise to help him calm down.
“ Yeah Yeah okay “, he replies calming down.

As he help me bandage myself, I can’t help but stare at him as he concentrates on helping me. When he is finished, I thank him.
“ I love you Mi Amor, but next time get behind me”, oh Cas way to ruin the moment.

You and The Chemicals

Summary: After Civil War, the rest of Team Cap are under government watch however, being heavily dangerous, they are taking no risks for you. You get one last call and it has to be to Bucky.

Words: 1095

Warnings: Super Angst, Language

I would love to do a part 2 for this because I know what I want to write next! Let me know if you would like to see the part 2! Love you so much! <3 Emma Xx

Originally posted by oreo-wonderbatch

Same goddamn walls.

Same cameras.

Same bed. On your own. Cold. Alone.


3 days in the same hellish room and you had slowly began to lose your sanity. The pasty white walls with their blank emptiness haunting your every move. All of your friends, teammates, were out in the world under government control. They had their freedom.

They had each other.

But god no. Had to keep this little danger under lock and key.

You’d said it over and over again. You would never hurt an innocent human. Ever. You weren’t like that.

You had been claimed as “a nuclear bomb” and “a lethal freak” by the guards and scientists; no one would dare touch you incase you would bite them. Blow their hand off or something.

Once again, approximately 8 am in the morning you guessed, they would slide in the same blue tray with a crystal green apple and three boiled potatos. You were in prison.

Face it.

“Hello darling…” called a voice from the other side of the bars. You glanced up from your position on the wall, reading The Hobbit for the fifth time.

“Hm.” You mumbled, dropping the book to the side of you and slooping down your leg. He glared at you confused as you spark a flame from your fingers in amusement.

“You don’t want to do that. Not knowing what they are going to do to you…” muttered the man, cautiously stepping through the door. That goddamn door. The way it opened was so inhuman. You had tried over and over again but the thing would not move.

“And that is…” you croaked, standing up and nearing your way to the man. He urged back slightly, weary of your power. He cleared his throat awkwardly before lifting out a piece of paper from his neat pocket.

“You are to be subjected to mental treatment and radiation for your actions.” You knew exactly what that meant but you denied it truthfully. You wouldn’t let that happen. Your friends wouldn’t let you go through that.

You needed to hear it again. Properly.

“What does that shit mean?” you snapped, tensing up, ready for your deeming.

“It… uh. It means you are going to go through a series of chemicals. Changes your mentality, supposedly. Although…”

“- There is always a fucking although isn’t there! You’re going to mess around with body until I cant take anymore and I end myself. That’s how it always happens!” you screamed, swinging the table across the room and slumping down in the corner. The man and his guards stood there blindly looking at you. You were a freak to them. “GO!” you snapped, dropping back into the corner.

“Before I go and before you undergo… treatment, you get a phone call. You can take it whenever you’re ready. Most people want to ring their lawyer or somethi-“

“Thank you. You can go now.” You spat, staring blatantly. Don’t shoot the messenger, Y/N. You repeated it over and over again in your head, fighting away the demons.


“Hello?” called his rough voice from the end of the line.

“Bucky?” You snuffled, wiping your nose. Glancing around the room of people, shuffling past, you leant into the wall awquardly.

“Omg… YN!” exclaimed Bucky, voices echoing in background as they obvious shuffled around the phone to hear your voice. “Where are you?” he asked, Steve mumbling in the background. You missed your boys so much. So goddamn much.

“I… er… I’m in a government control unit,” you replied, only just holding it together. They didn’t know what was going to happen. They had no idea.

“Can you get transported to us?” asked Steve, not quite getting the gist of your situation. You sighed, dropping into the wall slightly.

“Uh… no. No that’s not going to happen,” you finished, dodging the question slightly. You could hear the team’s stunned voices, even Nat’s echoing slightly.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” asked Bucky, clearly a lot more concerned.

“I’m in the government control unit because they are controlling me…” you explained, glancing around the room to the many guards.

Echoes of oh my god’s and whats? Sounded through the phone. God did you wish you were with them.

“Get me out…” you mumbled, urging for them to reply. You knew what the answer would be. They were under governments orders as well. Nothing like this though. “Please,” you added.

“Y/N, I don’t think we can.” Replied Steve, obviously talking for Bucky who had gone silent.

“You don’t understand.” You sniffled, ready to admit the truth to them and to yourself. “Tomorrow they are putting me into mental treatment for my condition…” you began. “And we all know what the treatment does…” you wept, a small cry echoing down the phone. Everyone on the other end was silent.

“So… er…. I didn’t really ring to be released. I know you can’t do that but um. This is my good bye I suppose.” You admitted, wiping away a tear.

“The treatment doesn’t kill you though,” finally spoke up Bucky, his voice wavering and cautious.

“No. No, it doesn’t. It could be me that does that though…” you finished, not prepared to admit defeat. All of sudden a loud crashing sound sounded through the other end of the phone and uproars of rage sounding through your ear.

“Sorry Y/N, Bucky stormed off…” picked up Wanda, snuffling awkwardly at the end. “Don’t let them do it to you, Y/N…” she stated, yells of Bucky in the background with Steve’s calming voice.

“I don’t have a choice. They will put me into prison if I don’t. The treatment keeps me in some kind of living state.” You explained, drying down your eyes with the back of your hand. Suddenly, a huge crackled sounded down the phone and huge sniff echoed in your ear.

“Don’t let them get the better of you, Y/N. You do the thing, they win. They have you dead and I might not be with you but atleast I know you are alive…” stated Bucky, his words sharp and coarse.

“Yeah. Alive and shaking and hurting. Like an elderly.” You replied slowly.

Turning down the corner, the guards marched up to you with their guns pointed towards your torso. “No! Please! Three more minutes! I STILL HAVE THINGS TO SAY!” You screamed as they dragged you away from the cord.

“Fight it.” Proposed Bucky down your ear as you were dragged away and into their bulky arms. And now you were alone.


Atleast you would have the chemicals though.

alicemadnessliddell  asked:

What would their favorite video games be?

Ayato: Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider and Grand Theft Auto. The first three are action-packed as hell which he certainly does adore and want from a video game. All the cheesy lines are what he thinks sound cool. He also looks up to Dante, Snake and Lara; he wants to be a badass like them. He likes GTA mainly because of the porn clubs… he visits them quite often for dem uncensored, private lap dances.

Kanato: The Evil Within, Fatal Frame and Lucius. Evil Within is just as psychotic as he is and definitely for his qrotesque tastes. In Fatal Frame he thought the sisters were cute, but so were all the ghosts. He laughed at all the jumpscares. He loves Lucius because he uses his telekinetic powers to brutally murder people, although he’s only 7 years old. And, Lucius is possessed by a demon– just like Kanato.

Laito: Catherine and Huniepop. He thinks the puzzles in Catherine are creative and he likes the thrill off escaping girls-gone-monsters in boss fights. Of course, he adores the sexually explicit content and Catherine; he would want to be in the place of Vincent honestly. As for Huniepop, even though it’s also a puzzle game, how could he not resist receiving dirty photos of the girls he dates and getting to fuck them in the end?

Shuu: Sakari’s Sweater Game (it is a Finnish game, but let’s pretend it’s in other languages too). The most easiest game on the planet: The instructions go “Put a sweater on Sakari.” With one click, you put the sweater on him. Sakari then says “Hehehe, it tickles.” Then the narrator of the game says “You won the game.” That’s it. That wasn’t all too troublesome for him.

Reiji: Tea Party Simulator. Although he does hate the wacky controls of the game, he is positively surprised such a game exists. But then again, the teddy bear that keeps scolding you everytime you mess something up reminds him of Teddy. He finds it uncomfortable.

Subaru: Red Faction Guerrilla. You can smash so much shit thin is game, and he just loves it. He does it for no reason because he finds everything crumbling before him so satisfying. But, he does take the game seriously as well and is actually pretty good at fighting.

Ruki: Hearthstone. A strategic card fighting game? That he does find intriguing indeed. He’s literally aced the game and is probably the toughest player of Japan’s rankings. Do not even think of challenging him in it.

Kou: Hatsune Miku: Project Diva, Kingdom Hearts and The Legend of Zelda. Well since he can be considered a fanboy of Vocaloid, a rhythm game of their songs is something he’d definitely find pleasing. For Kingdom Hearts, he finds the characters entertaining and he adores all the Disney characters and setting in it. In Legend of Zelda, he finds the hand console games the best since chibi Link is very adorable in his opinion, plus the worlds are more fun to explore.

Yuma: Harvest Moon. This game is his calling: you can have a farm to tend to and live a happy family life on the side. Although the game can be, let’s face it, very dumb and boring, he does enjoy it on occasions.

Azusa: Assassin’s Creed. He loves to climb up to dangerously high places and then do a leap of faith from them– oh wait, that wasn’t a leap of faith, it was a suicide. He giggles at how much it must hurt falling from ridiculous heights and then repeats it over and over again.

Carla: Fable. It’s a bit surprsing, but he does enjoy plowing through the vast world and kill the entities that get whisked to his way. He overuses magic in the game, for he truly admires its power.

Shin: Grand Theft Auto. He can neglect his missions and kill anyone he wants, whenever he wants. That is a game he sure as heck loves. Whenever he’s done a bunch of mass murders and suicides for the laughs, a lap dance is always the ideal and relaxing reward.

Skype sex with the bestie

Pairing: Wanda x reader

Anon request:Can I please request one where the reader has just broken up with her boyfriend and is feeling upset but her best friend wanda is on a mission so they have to Skype to check in on each other and end up having Skype sex. I was inspired by your perfect trio fic which I love by the way. Thank you xx

Authors note: thank you so much for liking my fic

Breakups are tough, they’re even tougher when your best friend is in the other side of the country. Last week I caught my boyfriend of a eight months cheating on me with one of his coworkers. The most messed up part about it was the fact that he was balls deep in her and he still had the nerve to say “it’s not what it looks like.” After I punched him in the face I came straight home. Tony being to oh so sweet older brother that he was and his best friend rhodey offered to beat the shit out of him. I kindly declined their offer, although I know them they were still going to do it anyways. I just needed to vent to my best friend Wanda. Since it’s midnight here in New York I knew it was 9:00pm over in California I knew Wanda would be awake. I just hope she was in her hotel room. It only two rings for Wanda to answer my skype call, the smile on her face faded when she saw my red eyes.

“Y/n what wrong ! ! ! !” Her face was now sad

“I was thinking about him again” I felt my throat tighten as I spoke.

About the happy times in our relationship" I replied looking away from the screen.

“Aww y/n I hate that I’m not there to comfort you or at least hurt that asshole for what he did to you” Wanda’s tone of voice was serious.

“Don’t worry my brother and Rhodey did a number on him” I laughed dryly as I remembered seeing my ex two days after our break up. He had two black eyes, a broken arm and leg. When he saw me he turn around waddled the opposite direction. “But I do wish you were here so we could watch horror movies together. And bash boys, you know typical best friend drill when one of us goes through a breakup”

“I know I wish I was there with you, instead I’m alone in this creepy motel room. The only thing that’s keeping me entertained was the tv and now you”

“Turn on the tv let’s see what movies are on, and don’t worry about the motel charge, Tony will be paying it”

“You want to watch a movie threw your computer?” Wanda questioned as she got her remote

“Yeah, I have nothing to watch over here, maybe there are movies there I’ve never seen before?” Wanda turned on her tv and loud moans came out of her tv speakers.

“Shit” Wanda cursed as she lowered the tv volume.

“Oh my gosh Wanda maximoff was watching porn ! ! ! ! ” I giggled as I saw Wanda’s face turn red from embarrassment. Although I couldn’t see the tv I could still tell that she was watching lesbian porn. I could tell because all I heard were female moans. “Why on earth are you watching porn ! ! !” My sad mood now replaced by an amused one.

“It’s been a while ok, and I don’t know where the girls in this town have been. So better than risking getting an STD I’d rather get off on my own”

“Aww my poor best friend is horny and alone” I playfully pouted while laughing at the same time.

“Shut it” Wanda laughed as her eyes landed on the tv. Her mood suddenly changed as she watched the porn on the tv.

“Can I at least see what your watching?” I asked as Wanda moved her laptop so I could watch the two girls on the tv fucking. “On I’ve seen this one, good choice Wanda”

“You’ve watched porn?” Wanda sounded shocked.

“Yeah of course, a girls got to get off on her own sometimes”

“Well then why were you giving me crap it the beginning” Wanda turned the laptop around so I could see her.

“Because I love watching you get awkward Hahahaha” I laughed as Wanda tried not to laugh as well. After calming down from my laughter I noticed Wanda’s eyes were on my breast that were practically hanging out of my tank top. “Yo Wanda my eyes are up here” I motioned with my hands as I started laughing again.

“I’m sorry” Wanda was turning red again from embarrassment.

“Don’t be I’m having a good boob day and since I don’t have a boyfriend to show them off too I guess my best friend will have to do” I shimmied my chest for the webcam.

“Oh my gosh I’m friends with a weirdo” Wanda smiled at the webcam.

“Yes but you’re a weirdo by association. Now shimmy for me Wanda” I teased knowing she wouldn’t do it.

“You know what” leaned into the webcam so her covered boobs were only showing and began to shimmy them.

“Wanda maximoff you’re brother would be ashamed ! ! ! ! You’re lucky he’s out with my brother or else I would of told on you ! ! !” Wanda leaned back so I could see her face again and laughed. “Who would of thought you had a wild side”

“Oh you haven’t seen wild yet” not understanding what she was saying I leaned closer to the screen. The next thing I knew Wanda flashed her boobs.

“WANDA ! ! !” I shouted as giggled at my reaction.

“See I’m wilder than you thought, now you show me yours” Wanda took her top off and tossed it aside. I was contemplating if I should do it or not and Wanda could tell. “What are you chicken? If little innocent me can do it than it should be a piece of cake for a stark”

“You know what” I swiftly took off my top exposing my breasts to my best friend. “Are you happy now?”

“Very” we stayed silent for a while as we were checking each other out. Wanda had beautifully round breast that I just wanted to suck on. “I wish you were here to do that”

“Wait how are you?”

“I might not be able to read your mind from all the way over here but your eyes say it all. And if I’m being honest I wouldn’t mind doing the same to yours” I began to shift my legs getting turned on by the way Wanda was talking to me.

“Really? What else would you do?” I gave her a smug look as I ran my hands over my chest.

“This stays between us right?”

“Yeah Wanda, you know I still haven’t told anyone about the little night together a year ago. What makes you think I’ll tell anyone about right now?”

*flashback a year ago*

“Y/n y/n y/n I love you so much, you’re my bestest friend in the whole wide world” Wanda draped herself on me as we entered my bedroom.

“And you’re my bestest friend in whole wide world Wanda” I slammed my door shut.

“I want to kiiiiiis someone gimme some sugar bestie” I turned around and Wanda’s lips were on mine. In my drunken haze kissed her back hungrily as we tripped and fell on the floor. “Lets at least make it to the bed Wanda” I dizzily got up and laid on my bed as Wanda got on top.

“I am going to rock your world y/n” was the last thing she said before she ripped our clothes off and had drunken sex. The morning after we we swore not to say anything thing to anyone and we acted like it never happened.

*end of flashback*

“Fair enough I would play with the other breast as I’d slip my hand in your sweats and tease your pussy” Wanda responded as she gripped her inner thigh

“Mmm that sounds nice, like this” I began playing with my right breast as my left hand disappeared in my sweats.

“Yeah now take your sweats off I want to see you touch yourself” Wanda ordered as her right hand disappeared in her shorts.

“Only if you take off your shorts too” I moaned as I played with my clit. Wanda soon removed her shorts and underwear. “Spread your legs for me Wanda” I removed my hand from my sweats and removed them and my underwear.

“Like this?” Wanda spread her legs and I could she her bare pussy on screen.

“Mmm yeah run your hands up and down” I ordered her as I mirrored her action. “Pretend that my hand, insert a finger for me” I watched as she inserted two fingers inside her.

“Mmm y/n do what I’m doing and pretend it’s me toooooo fuck” Wanda was watching me as two fingers disappeared inside me. “Oh you look you pretty like that y/n, start moving it faster for me” Wanda started to move her faster as I tried to match her pace.

“Oh Wanda fuck, start to play with with your clit for me” I start you heave as I started rubbing my clit furiously “ahh fuck yes ugh god Wanda”

“God y/n I want to see you cum get your vibrator and shove it inside you while I get mine” I reached into my nightstand and got my vibrator. Wanda came back into view with hers that was exactly like mine. We actually got it at the same one. “Ready y/n?” We shoved the vibrator inside ourselves.

“Yes turn it on now” we switched it on and our moans echoed in our rooms.

“Y/N! ! ! ! ! I’m sorry but I’m going to cum already FUCK”

“Shit it’s ok Wanda I’m going to cum too lets cum together” I responded as she nodded her head yes “On the count of three ok?”


“1… 2 . . . 3 ! ! ! ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh” we both screamed as we came at the same time.

“Wanda fuck” I looked at her as she slipped the vibrator out of her “you’re so wet Wanda fuck” I moaned as I slipped my vibrator out of me.

“So are you y/n fuck, I just want to lick you up” Wanda moved so she was laying on her bed and her laptop was on her stomach.

“Mmm that sounds like a good idea, maybe when you come back next week.” I moved so I was laying on my stomach.

“I’d like that as well but in the meantime we could continue this? I like this.”

“What us? Or the sex?”

“Both when we I get back we could maybe see were we go, maybe we can see if our friendship could turn into a relationship? Maybe?”

“Yeah maybe, until then I’ll talk to you tomorrow, same time and place?”

“Yes, goodnight y/n”

“Goodnight Wanda” I ended the call and went turned off my lamp before falling asleep.


At long last, I’ve finally finished playing DIABOLIK LOVERS: VANDEAD CARNIVAL. After trudging through HDB and MB, this installment was a like a breath of fresh air! It was plenty of fun, not draggy at all and I enjoyed the mini-games a lot as well. Who knew Rejet would redeem themselves with this one!

So after going through all the characters’ routes, I wanted to do a ranking on which characters fared best with me. FYI this is solely on their VC routes and not a personal favourite ranking (which I also do have that is HERE. My bias is Ayato, followed by Ruki.) I guess this could be a guage for everyone, especially those who’re planning on playing but have not yet.

In short, the VC story is that as usual, Karl Heinz has got nothing better to do than screw around with other people’s lives, so he invites the Sakamakis, Mukamis and Yui to the annual carnival in the ol’ vampire land. Yui gets to pick whose her bodyguard, and basically Karl will dump like 20 obstacles in their way “because they have to overcome stuff to certify their adam and eve-ness”. Also because it is interesting for him. At the end of their day, Yui and her chosen guy will end up at a party thrown in their honour, and they get crowned King and Queen, as well as proclaimed to be the new “Adam and Eve” (but I think no one really gives two shits about the Adam and Eve thing since MB b/c we know its nonsense).

  • #1 Mukami Kou: While Kou was a little shit in MB, his route was so fun in VC that I wished it could’ve been a lot longer. Kou is always concerned about whether Yui is enjoying herself or not, and goes around dress-shopping, sitting magic carpets and cafe-hopping with her. And Kou being Kou, he’s always cheery and excited to bring her around, and even when he’s pissed over bad stuff that happened, he reflect after that. I was so amazed, like what is this 180 degree turn from his MB personality! The only bad thing about his route is this time-waster ‘Young Kou’ appearance (btw a lot of unlikely things do happen in VC that is out of the norm, so everyone should just take it easy b/c a) this is vampire land and b) Karl Heinz). I felt like the Young Kou story didn’t add anything to the plot at all, but other than that, Kou is just wonderful!
  • #2 Sakamaki Ayato: I find the brighter, less serious characters fair better in a carnival setting, and so Ayato is one of the hits for me in this game. Ayato mainly likes to do 2 things in a carnival: Play pranks & eat takoyaki. In his route, he brings Yui to the haunted house (which is more like a giant house made of sweets), buys candy and eat takoyaki. They don’t meet that many obstacles, and the only unpleasant part is when Ayato sucks Yui’s blood in public which attracts unwanted attention. But Ayato’s final kiss scene under the fireworks was really sweet and they even share a pancake which is said to 'Never have the partner cheat’. Confident as usual, Ayato assures Yui he would never be with any other woman but her ^/////^
  • #3 Sakamaki Kanato: Now I’m really not a fan of Kanato at all, but his route was unexpectedly fun to play! Most part of the plot centers around Teddy, who is jealous of Kanato’s attention and affections for Yui, and whom ultimately goes about on a rampage, causing a lot of distress for Yui and Kanato (turns out all this Teddy-possession shit was due to Karl Heinz, but that’s no surprise.) Kanato, on his part, treats Yui quite well and doesn’t lash his temper out on her as much as I’d expected. His overall route is still very over-the-top, but it’s been fun!
  • #4 Sakamaki Subaru: Subaru, the one that enjoys himself more than he’ll admit. At the start, Subaru didn’t want to go out to the carnival, but when Yui wins a game and he is also egged on by triplets, he brings Yui out. He’s still the angry ol’ Subaru, but this time, his anger was because Yui is too kind and he doesn’t feel like he deserves it. Their final kiss scene within a merry-go-round car was also really romantic. As usual, Subaru’s route was enjoyable.
  • #5 Mukami Yuma: I pity Yuma so much because out of all the guys, Karl Heinz dumped him with the most obstacles. From bats to persistent vampires lusting over Yui’s blood to the Devil’s Tree, Yuma has got his work cut out for him! Yuma is generally still thoughtful about Yui, and although he desperately wants to suck her blood too, his main focus on protecting her is never lost. Although the obstacles were such a pain, I felt like Yuma did his best and it had been overall enjoyable.
  • #6 Mukami Azusa: The angelic Azusa is a joy to hang out with! Azusa basically wants to go around looking for this 'fluffy, sweet candy’ that he’s eaten years ago at a carnival but can no longer remember what it is, and although initially hesistant, Yui encourages him by saying she doesn’t mind to go on a food hunt with him. But shit happens when Azusa wants to cut himself and Yui forbids that, injuring herself in the process when she tries to pry the knife out of his hand. So after that they go to a healing spa, and also play balloon-popping games later. I really like how Azusa always puts Yui’s good intentions ahead of himself. Although I prefer more pro-active guys, Azusa had been lovely in this.
  • #7 Sakamaki Shuu: Shu routes in the previous games have always been hits with me, and I love Shu because he’s no nonsense and he doesn’t stir shit up. But Shu having Shu’s character is not so great for carnival settings. He is reluctant to have Yui go around and does not care about whether Yui has a good time there or not. He just does his job by protecting her when the bad things happen, basically just there to clear up the mess when there is a mess. There were also few icha-icha moments, unlike in say Ayato’s route, which means it’s even less exciting. Thus, Shu doesn’t rank very high in this.
  • #8 Mukamki Ruki: Ruki’s route simply started on a bad note. He first locks the heroine in a cell after forcing her to drink a potion that will supposedly surpress her presense as a human, but after that we find out the potion doesn’t work very well. He also forbids Yui to participate in a game (altho he had a good reason for that). Additionally, Ruki has imo the hardest mini-game of all in this, which is the puzzle game, so as the heroine, I feel I’ve let Ruki down even further when I failed to complete the game. Basically, his route made me feel like I was a huge burden and to add on, they didn’t anything very carnival-like at all, safe for having tea together. Sigh ol’ Ruki.
  • #9 Sakamaki Laito: Every single of the Sakamakis and Mukamis made their disapproval known once Yui picks Laito. Ayato: “Rather than protecting you, you’ll need to be protected from him!” LOL. But really, half the time Laito just wants to do ecchi things with you in publc, which I’m not a huge fan of. Although at the end Laito says he can never get tired of Yui, I’m just not pervetic enough of a girl for Laito’s tendencies. Sorry Laito and Laito’s fans.
  • #10 Sakamaki Reiji: Going around a carnival with Reiji is like stringing along a military grandpa. Reiji is rigid and overly strict, and he was also unkind to store owners at the carnival. Of course, he has his thoughtful moments such as giving a necklace to Yui, but I hate that he threatens her to take away what he’s already given! Reiji for me was just boring and so sorry, but I’m not into dating uptight military men whose hobby is writing the rulebook.

So that is all! I guess everyone’s rankings would vary a bit depending on who your bias is, but overall, this game is a lot better than whatever the half-baked MB game had been.

Bonuses in this included the 'Sleeping vampire’ and 'Presents from Sakamkis / Mukamis’ segment, which are just longer story scenerios. They’re fun to go through with too, although the sleeping vampire one is so long it’s like 20mins per segment so be ready for it.

Since the announced Lunatic Parade is also going to come with mini-games and stuff, I hope it could be more light-hearted the way Vandead Carnival had been, but still keeping to a proper plot. Going to take a break from my Otome gaming for a bit but really excited to try out Dark Fate now!

justanother-random-girl  asked:

Ok first of all, I just went through all these imagines a little bit and they're SO good I love them! Could you maybe do an Ashton Imagine with him being on tour while he misses you a lot but you suprise him?

Thank you so much :) I love this request! Here you go, lovely, I hope you enjoy xx

You step off the plane and walk through the crowded airport to try and find Michael. He had arranged for you to fly out and surprise your boyfriend, Ashton, on tour because you’d both been missing each other like crazy.

You finally spot the blonde boy towering over everyone else and you run toward him. He opens his arms just in time for you to jump into them. He picks you up and dramatically spins you around before placing you back on the ground. A few people are giving you two strange looks, but you don’t mind. You’re extremely close with all of the boys, so you’ve been missing them all lately.

“I’m so glad you’re here,” Mikey smiles, his hand automatically reaching out to take your carry-on from you. He slings it over his shoulder and then wraps his arm around you as he guides you through the airport.

You nod, unable to keep the smile off of your own face. “Me too. I’ve missed you guys.”

“Ashton’s going to shit himself,” Michael says, laughing slightly. “He’s been a real mess lately. He misses you a lot.”

Your heart clenches because you don’t want to think about Ashton being sad. Unfortunately, distance is just one of the downfalls of dating a world famous rock star. 

Michael leads you to a taxi that’s already waiting for you and the two of you spend the whole ride catching up. He asks you about what’s been going on back at home and you ask him about how it’s been on the road (although you’ve already heard most of the stories from Ashton). You find yourself smiling and laughing more during the thirty minute car ride than you have in the past three months that they’ve been gone. You’ve really missed them so much.

When you arrive at the hotel they’re staying at, Michael pays the cab driver before grabbing your bag and leading you inside. He takes you up to their floor and guides you to his room. He said that the other boys have been dying to see you as well and they want to have a minute with you before Ashton takes you away from them.

He swipes his key card and pushes open the door. Calum and Luke are sprawled out on Michael’s bed, but they both jump up when they see you. They come running at you and both hug you at the same time, nearly knocking you off your feet.

“(Y/N)!” They yell excitedly.

You giggle. “Hey, guys, nice to see you too.”

“Thank god you’re here,” Calum says when he finally pulls away from your hug. “Ashton has been locked away in his room for like three days straight. He really needs you.”

You nod and look down at the ground. “Yeah I’ve been missing him a lot as well.”
Luke places his hand theatrically over his heart. “Even more than you’ve missed me?” He asks, pretending to be hurt.

You giggle and gently slap his arm. Michael reaches out and grabs your hand, pulling you out of the room.

“Alright, guys,” he says, opening the door. “Now that you’ve gotten to see her, I think it’s time for her and Ashton to ‘catch up’.” Michael winks and you just laugh at him. 

“Don’t be too loud,” Calum says, a smirk plastered on his face. 

You roll your eyes at them as you let Michael guide you down the hall a little way. He stops in front of a door and knocks.

There’s no answer.

Michael sighs and knocks again, louder this time.

“Go away,” you hear Ashton’s voice croak from the other side of the door.

It pains you to hear how sad he sounds. All you want right now is to see his beautiful smile.

“Dude, open up,” Michael yells. “I have a surprise for you.”

You hear Ashton shuffling around, “Unless it’s (Y/N), then I probably don’t want it.”

You have to stifle a laugh at his answer, but Michael doesn’t even try to hide his laughter.

Ashton pulls open the door and his eyes go wide when he sees you. He doesn’t even give you a chance to say ‘hello’ before he wraps his arms around you and pulls you into a tight hug.

“Fucking hell, (Y/N),” he whispers. “How did you get here?”

He squeezes you even tighter and you place your hands on his chest. “Ash- I can’t- breathe-,” you gasp.

He immediately releases you, his face going red. “Sorry,” he smiles. “I’ve just missed you so much.”

You lean forward to kiss him, but you’re interrupted when Michael puts his hands over his eyes and begins skipping down the hallway.

“I’m too young to watch this!” Michael yells. 

You and Ashton start to giggle, and it turns into a full-blown fit of hysterics when Michael accidentally trips over his own feet and falls face first onto the floor. He gets back up and raises a middle finger in you guys’ direction before walking into his room and shutting the door.

Ashton puts his hands on your waist and pulls you into his room. He kicks the door shut and his lips immediately find yours. He pulls away and stares at you, almost like he doesn’t believe that you’re really here.

“I love you,” he whispers.

You smile and run your fingers through his curly, brown hair. “I love you too, Ash.”

The Derpcrew is a american mafia with Italian roots. Not a full-fledged mafia, since Chilled still took orders from his father back in Rome, but the American Branch was powerful enough to hold its own. They ruled the Northeast underground with an iron fist and they had enough connections that crossing them would seriously fuck you over.

Chilled is the Godfather, creating the american branch shortly after moving there.

Galm was a highly trained doctor. That was before losing his licence trying to make some money on the side. Now his job involves a lot more bullet holes and secrecy. Nothing to write home about, thought, and his mother doesn’t question his activities as long as he sends her a hefty check for her to brag to her friends about.

Smarty’s father works as Chilled’s fathers right hand back in Italy. He carries on doing much the same here. He’s Chilled’s childhood friend and was the one who supported Anthony’s decision to move to America.

Tom is a broke college student turned informant and hacker. He got into some shit with a crew in Brazil and turned to his local mafia for help. He’s since been taken into the crew, although sometimes he has to go solo as an informant. 

Ze is the cheeky serial killer that’s been killing their targets and leaving notes for them to read. He’s been tracking their movements for years and decides its time to mess up their game a bit, show them they’re not the only big fish in town. 

Let Me

i present to you part 2/3 of If You Love Me Let Me Know, also known as Jealous!Soul: the trilogy. read the first part here. this chapter is also on ffn and ao3.

Story summary: When another weapon asks Maka out on a date, Soul has to work through his own feelings of jealousy and loyalty as he watches the one he loves slipping away. But is it really too late?

“I’m so happy to see you – scratch my nose for me?”

Never did Soul think he’d be comforted to find Maka propped up in a hospital bed, scathed but alive and reading. Knocking over a nurse and setting a personal record in athletic feats when he had leapt over a gurney are nothing compared to the other things he’d do to be by her side. He sags against the doorframe, lungs bursting at the seams trying to fill with air while she offers him an innocent beam.

It only knocks the wind out of him.

“And can you turn this page for me? I’ve been reading the same paragraph for fifteen minutes thanks to this.”

Hard pink plaster encases the length of her left arm. That much Soul expected from the brief phone conversation that he must have missed ninety percent of in his rush to find matching shoes, because Maka lifts her right wrist and it’s also splinted in place.

Soul prepares for a migraine; this is going to be a wild ride from start to finish. “Maka, what happened?”

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Nervous Flyer

(Justin’s POV)

Walking onto the plane I continuously checked my ticket to make sure I sat in the correct seat.
I scanned each row of  seats and prayed that I didn’t have to be seated next to a baby that ate his boogers or a touchy-feely old woman. After sitting in my seat I looked around to find everyone staring at me with that  "You’re Justin Bieber!!!“ type of look, but most just tried sneaking pictures of me.

"Hi I’m (Y/N).”

When I finally turned to see who I was sitting next to I was stunned. She is absolutely gorgeous!
“Holy shit you’re Justin Bieber! Shit- I’m sorry I just like outted you. Although I don’t know if you were in hiding or not…..Sorry I’m rambling I’m just really nervous right now. What brings you to coach airlines?”
I chuckled and said “Something got messed up with my ticket but I don’t like messing with peoples pay so I just let it go.”
“Wow such a humanitarian.”
Her humor was soothing it was such a break from all the people I meet on a daily basis that just try way to hard. She did seem jittery though.
          “We are not going to lift off,” The woman said over the speaker.
(Y/N) immediately began hyperventilating.
“Ummm are you okay?”
She shook her head and said “First (breath) time.”
When the plane finally got off the ground she really started freaking out.
“Oh my- Oh my- Oh my- Jesus!!”

I had never had to deal with this before…..WHAT DO I DO??  

She kept breathing quickly and her eyes were fixed on the window. I grabbed a peace of gum out of my book bag and handed it to her.
“Okay You need to look at me!”
She slowly turned to face me, popping the gum into her mouth. I tried talking to her and that calmed her down a bit but she still looked terrified.
“Do you like Lilo and Stitch?”
She looked up at me and furrowed her eyebrows. I chuckled at how nervous I was.
“No like because I- Do you wann- Here just take this headphone.”
Like an hour into the movie she fell asleep. It was all so weird and new to me. It’s been awhile since I’ve met anyone that makes me……wonder……like everything’s always handed to me and I can never wonder. I think I’m falling for a stranger…..
When we exited the plan and found our bags (Y/N) thanked me for calming her down on the plane.

“Hey (Y/N) WAIT!” I ran to catch up to her before she walked out of the airport.
“Yeah?” she asked with a smile on her face.
“Here’s my numb-”
“Sorry, I have a girlfriend.
Pas De Deux

Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff

Clint gets a promotion, of sorts, and an assignment to Budapest.  What could possibly go wrong?

rated adult

A/N: As mentioned before, we played if fast and loose with these characters, using elements of both MCU and comic canon, both with some alterations.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“Do I look like I’m kidding, Agent Barton?”

Fury never looked like he was kidding. Probably the eye patch. Clint had speculated before on whether he actually actually had anything wrong with his eye, or if it was just an intimidation thing. For the moment, Clint just clicked his tongue in annoyance.

“I’m not SO material,” he said. “I work alone. Besides, I thought Romanoff had an SO.”

“She did,” Fury replied, opening the file in front of him. “Three of them. All the claim she’s dangerously impulsive, lacks communication skills, and unreliable in the field. All things said about you when agents have had the misfortune of working with you.”

“So you’re assigning her to me hoping we just kill each other?” Clint asked, raising an eyebrow. “Haven’t you ever heard of a pink slip?”

“They also all question her loyalty to SHIELD,” Fury went on, and Clint narrowed his eyes. “They claim she’s too unstable to be trusted in the field.”

“Can’t imagine why she had a hard time working with them,” Clint said. “After all, nothing binds people like mutual disdain.”

“She was a Russian spy,” Fury reminded him with a shrug, and Clint rolled his eyes. “She was raised by the enemy, molded to infiltrate and destroy us–”

“Bullshit!” Clint burst out. “She turned her back that before I ever laid eyes on her, she defected, she had the chance to leave–”

“The chance you gave her,” Fury pointed out.

“She made a choice,” Clint insisted. “But that’s not going to mean shit if no one will give her a chance.”

“Which is why I’m giving her one last shot,” Fury replied. “With apparently the only person in this organization that thinks she’s worth one. You brought her here, Barton, you clean up the mess.”

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anonymous asked:

Tommy constantly going to visit Pietro and being a pain in the ass and Pietro trying to act all irritated and strict uncle-ish but we can all see you trying not to grin Pietro don't try and hide it

no but Pietro knows exactly why Tommy acts the way he does and he’s usually just content on ignoring Tommy’s antics and going about with his day but sometimes he’ll find Tommy sitting on his couch in his apartment (I figure pietro eventually gets his own place you know?) and Pietro’s pretty sure that he locked the door before he left the house so then he just sits down , turns on the tv and just waits for Tommy to talk and eventually it ends up with both of them bickering over videogames and Tommy trying to sabotage Pietro winning the game (fun fact , Pietro actually lets tommy win that one time) but at some point Tommy just vents and vents and vents and he’s angry and like a coil spring but Pietro knows how it goes so he helps Tommy out in his own way. 

(Later Wanda might come over and she’ll just look at the both of them and mess their hair up fondly and they’ll go ‘what the heck what the heck what the —- ’ because she knows that they might argue and Pietro wants to throw Tommy into the ocean more often than not because Tommy’s an annoying little shit but she also knows that Pietro has a soft spot for Tommy so she knows all that catty talk and snapping at each other is just to keep up appearances.

(Although Pietro still makes daily claims about how Tommy needs to be tossed into a barrel of monkeys and then tossed into the ocean and then Wanda kicks him in the leg.) 


Things were a little awkward after Devin told the story about her family. She wished she hadn’t brought it up, almost as much as Kasim. He didn’t really know what to say to her afterwards, so he opted for a change of subject by suggesting they go out and explore the hotel and casino.

The first stop was the hotel’s mezzanine, which had a small mall.

Devin: Ooooh let’s go in here!

Kasim had offered to buy Devin an outfit - and possibly a pair of shoes provided the clothes didn’t cost too much. If she thought he was going to spend a thousand simoleons on a pocketbook, she had another thing coming.

Kasim: You can go in there. I’ll be over there checking out the massage chairs.

Devin knew why he didn’t want to go inside the store with her.

Devin: Kasim, I wasn’t expecting you to buy me a Louis Vuitton bag.

He scoffed and looked at her like she was nuts.

Kasim: I hope not!

Shaking her head, Devin waved him off and disappeared inside the store, while he did exactly what he said he was going to do.

When Devin was done window shopping for shit that Kasim wasn’t going to buy, they went into a small boutique to get her outfit.

While she looked through the racks, Kasim found a seat near the dressing rooms.

He hated shopping with women, and Devin was no exception. Just as he expected, she was taking forever. Almost an hour later, she appeared in front of him with a armful of clothes, turning his impatience into straight up annoyance.

Kasim: I said I was getting you ONE outfit. What is all that?!

Devin: I know what you said. I want to try on a few things to see what I like. If I decide I want something extra I’ll pay for it myself.

Kasim looked from Devin to the pile of clothes in her arms and back up at her again before smirking.

Kasim: Yeah, aight. Just as long as there’s no confusion about what I’m paying for.

Devin: Kasim don’t start with me, ok? I never asked you to buy me anything in the first place. You offered to get me something to wear so we could stay another day. I can put all of this back and you can just take me home.

Kasim: Now you talking about going home? Why you getting mad?

Devin: Because you’re acting like I’m trying to get over on you and its insulting. I know what you said you would buy.

Kasim: Look, I’m having a good time with you and I don’t want to get into an argument. Just go try the clothes on so we can get out of here.

Devin: If you don’t want to argue, stop coming out your face.

When she yanked the curtain shut, Kasim rolled his eyes. Why was it so hard for him to find an agreeable woman who knew how to act? He went back to messing with his phone and was in the process of texting Kadijah to make sure she was alright, when he looked up momentarily…

Kasim: Awww shit!

He didn’t realize how loud he said it until Devin stuck her head out of the dressing room.

Devin: What’s the matter?

Keeping his voice low so as not to draw Dylan’s attention, he lied.

Kasim: Nothing. I just got a text from Saire. It’s nothing important.

When Devin stuck her head back in the dressing room, he turned his attention back to Dylan. He was really feeling some kinda way seeing her with Ricky. especially after the way he had manhandled her at the club. Kasim watched her, from the corner of his eye, laughing and giggling in Ricky’s face. Disgusted, he twisted around in the opposite direction hoping she wouldn’t see him. He knew she’d be angry too if she saw him with Devin. Feeling uncomfortable, he peeked back over his shoulder, to see if he could slip outside without being noticed. As he scanned the store for Dylan, she suddenly appeared from behind the wall where he was sitting, startling him a bit. Their eyes immediately locked.

Dylan was equally startled to come upon Kasim. She felt the usual giddy excitement she always felt whenever she saw him, but it was quickly replaced with anger once she remembered they were not speaking and that the last time she saw him, he had put her out of his apartment in her bra and panties. Her anger intensified when she realized he was sitting outside the fitting room of a women’s boutique obviously waiting for some bitch. She wondered if it was the same bitch they were always arguing about. She walked past him and blindly looked through a clothing rack unable to concentrate on anything but her burning desire to scratch his eyeballs out. She could feel him watching her, but she couldn’t say a word with Ricky’s jealous ass breathing down her neck. Unlike Kasim, Ricky was willing to spend his money and Dylan didn’t want to mess that up. However, she couldn’t let Kasim leave without putting him and his new bitch in their place. She had to find a way to get Ricky to leave for a minute.

Kasim watched as Dylan said something to Ricky, and he suddenly left the store. Kasim was certain that Dylan dismissed Ricky just so she could start some shit. As soon as Ricky walked through the door, Kasim got up to leave too. Although he was supposed to be leaving to avoid an argument, instead of going straight to the door, he made a detour towards the aisle where Dylan stood. As he passed by, he leaned in and angrily murmured in her ear.

Kasim: You still fucking with him? 

His eyes swept down to the shopping bags in her hands and he sneered at the designer names.

Kasim: As long as he takes you shopping it’s ok for him to kick your ass?

That was all the opening Dylan needed. Kasim should have known better than to get her started.

Dylan: You jealous?! Why you worrying about who I’m fucking with, KAH-SEEM!

She had a way of enunciating his name whenever they argued, that made him want to strangle her.

Dylan: You all up in my business. Who are you here with?!

Realizing he made a mistake riling her up, he brushed past her to go stand outside, but her words stopped him in his tracks.

Dylan: You can leave, but I know you ain’t in here by yourself, and as soon as you walk out that door, I’m gonna find your little girlfriend and let her know what’s up.

He spun around and walked back over to her.

Kasim: What’s wrong with you? Why you always gotta cause a scene?

His hushed tone, made Dylan speak even louder.

Dylan: No, you’re causing a scene! I didn’t say nothing to you! You came over here with an attitude cuz I got somebody to take me shopping. You the one hating, whispering all in my face and talking shit! What you whispering for? You tryna be quiet so your bitch won’t hear you talking to me?! Where she at?! In the fitting room? Tell her to come out here!

Kasim: Come out here for what? Why you always acting so fucking crazy?

Devin could hear someone arguing, but couldn’t make out what was being said. She stuck her head out the curtain to ask Kasim what was going on, but when she saw he was no longer sitting outside the dressing room, she called out to him.

Devin: Kasim! Kasim, where are you?

Dylan: Why you don’t answer her? She’s calling you. Let’s go say ‘hi.’

Kasim grabbed Dylan’s arm when she spun around to head towards the dressing rooms. He continued to whisper angrily in her face.

Kasim: Where are you going?! There’s no reason for you to say anything to her!

Dylan: Oh my gaaawd! Why is this feeling like de ja vu? I remember you telling me, not too long ago, that I better not say anything to Angel. Now here we go again, you telling me the same shit, but this time it’s about another bitch! It’s crazy how everybody’s more important than me, except for when you’re between my legs.

Kasim: How you expect me to treat you with the way you act? I keep telling you that I’m not for all this shit! Why can’t you act like a lady sometimes?

Dylan: What about how you act?! You telling me to be a lady? You don’t want a lady, you want a docile bitch that you can walk all over! Is that the kinda bitch she is? Do you control her, like you used to control Angel?! Well you ain’t gonna control me! I’ll say whatever I want to say to her and you ain’t gon’ do a damn thing about it!

Kasim was still holding Dylan and trying to rationalize with her, but she was having none of it. Dylan was not about to play second fiddle to anyone, and whatever fantasies this new bitch may have had about Kasim, she was about to get a very rude awakening.

Kasim, on the other hand, was at his wits end trying to calm Dylan down and think of a way to keep her away from Devin. Unfortunately, it was too late…

Devin: Kasim? What’s going on here?

Kasim quickly let Dylan go, as she turned towards a voice that suddenly sounded disturbingly familiar.

Dylan: Devin…

Devin: Oh my God! Dylan! Where have you been?! What are you doing here?!

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The Boy Who Gave Me Roses

Ever since I can remember - there’s been a guy who follows me. He’s never hurt me or touched me in a negative way, he just.. Followed me. Well, that’s how it started out. When I was in grade school, I think around grade 1 or so, I took the bus to and from school. My school was not far from my house and I could have easily walked, but I was too young at the time. I have vivid memories of him, I know it happened and I won’t ever forget it.

When I took the bus one day - I saw him standing in the meadow that was across the street from my house. He watched silently, holding a single rose petal. He motioned for me to look down and I did. I looked down at the cement floor of the bus stop and lying there to my surprise, was a red rose with one petal missing. When I looked back up at him, he still stood there twirling the petal between his thumb and finger. The bus arrived and I got on without a word, but not before I collected the rose with the missing red petal and laid it gingerly in my backpack. I didn’t speak to anyone for the rest of the day. That’s my first memory of him that I’m able to remember still. It was on a Monday.

It went on like that for years. Every single day, he’d be standing there in the meadow, twirling the single petal around, watching me before I caught the bus. And every single day, I’d stand in the bus stop, pick up the rose that he left for me, put it in my backpack, and stare back. Sometimes I’d try to wave or make funny faces at him, but he never responded.

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