although it was mostly coffee

ok anon inspired me to think about Coffee Shop Fire Emblem Awakening AU while i was going home

so like there are two coffee shops in one neighbourhood, therefore theyre Rivals. of course those coffee shops are Plegia and Ylisse

they are rivals for ages now, which was awful before Emmeryn inherited Ylisse after her father had passed away. he would focus solely on destroying Plegia and wouldnt think at all about costs and what clients want, so of course he left a bunch of debts and stuff (it was basically a miracle they didnt go bankrupt before Emmeryn inherited it)

so now Ylisse is barely making ends meet, Emmeryn as a boss is trying her best to improve the situation and pay off all debts and loans without losing the shop (which was in the family for a couple of generations now so it would be v sad to let it go; also she lives with Chrom and Lissa in a flat above the coffee shop so it would be heartbreaking to pass by everyday if it wasnt theirs anymore) while Plegia wants revenge after what Emmeryn’s father was doing to them and they want to bring Ylisse down.

Plegia is very stable and makes good money. Gangrel is technically the owner of the coffee shop, but hes also an extremely lazy busy businessman and Validar handles managing the place most of the time. Validar is very sneaky and somehow manages to improve stuff for low price and find all the good deals etc etc so $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Aversa is part of the staff, but shes Validar’s right hand and handles rest of the staff and reports to him all problems. she also handles pr (you know those sassy official twitter accounts of shops and stuff? thats her)

Robins are twins (and i was thinking whether they would have different names but then i was like “parents thought there would be only one kid and didnt pick other name and then shrugged and rolled with one for both” i honestly believe Validar would do that)  and are a part of the staff; they are well liked by Literally Everyone and some clients come just to talk with them. they make the best drinks and are ultra good at making clients buy more than they wanted.

Tharja and Henry are both part of the staff too. Henry mostly does side jobs like moving stuff around, restocking, and cleaning. most likely to make comments like “oh hey this stain looks like a skull” or spend a long time discussing with robins how much coffee do you need to kill somebody.

Tharja joined the staff after meeting Robins and she always tries to have a shift with one of them or even both if its possible. although not very good with costumers, she makes killer coffee. is surprisingly creative coming up with new recipes, too.

as for Ylisse, only Chrom, Lissa and Frederick are the regular staff. they have some (very) part-timers consisting of their friends helping out for almost free while they can spare a moment.

Frederick has been sticking around Chrom and Lissa since they were tiny, so of course he thought it was his duty to help out at the coffee shop as well. his drinks and food are always Perfect (and he trains the rest of the staff really harshly. boy do they remember exactly how many times to grind the beans for perfect texture now). hes liked the most by old ladies who always try to flirt with him lol

the rest of Shepherds are either people who befriended Chrom and Lissa at school or clients that evolved into friends and now hang out at the shop since its not very busy. Ricken wants to be a barista (and help out Chrom) real bad and gets upset when hes told hes too young. actively advertises Ylisse wherever he is able to.

Maribelle is Lissa’s best friend and of course helps out often, mostly making sure everything is clean and put in the most efficient place. she also often bullies convinces people to come to the shop.

Phila is Emmeryn’s friend and she helps out with managing the shop and finding money and all that Business Stuff. she was/is (idk about everyones ages im too lazy to think about that lol) Sumia and Cordelia’s (uni?) senpai and the two were curious what kind of place she is helping, and thats how they ended up at Ylisse. Sumia liked it and Cordelia fell hard for Chrom, so they became regulars.

Gaius was supposed to be the Problem Client and spread bad rumours about Ylisse on Plegia’s behalf, but after tasting delicious sweets served at the shop he decided to hang around.

Libra was a regular client, but after finding out that Plegia wants to bring Ylisse down and telling Chrom in time he became closer with everyone and visits the coffee shop more often.

Similar case was with Miriel, although she mostly became curious whether the coffee shop can even stay alive despite the bad luck and all obstacles and decided to make a research out of it.

Vaike is Chrom’s school friend and of course he had to see where his Rival works. ended up becoming a part-timer. oh how tables have tabled,

Sully, Kellam, and Stahl are also Chrom’s friends, although they came to the coffee shop more out of curiousity than willing to help. they found it a very nice place to hang out (and Stahl got very fond of stuff they serve) and would spend their free time there when there were no other clients around, so eventually they started helping out.

rest of characters are there somewhere too but im too lazy to think about them, sorry,,,

anyways one day Chrom is sent to Plegia as a spy to find out what the heck they do to be so good and there he meets Robins and of course ends up befriending them. Robins of course quickly realize why hes there and that he works at Ylisse, but dont really mind and just start hanging out at Ylisse when theyre not busy at Plegia. other Plegian staff also starts hanging out there and basically eventually Gangrel and Validar have to give up and make a peace with Ylisse because their staff is now friends and would fight for each other if needed.(it all started just because i imagined flustered Chrom and Stupid Sexy Baristas Robins smiling at him oh dear)

Standing Still (part one) - Despite his better judgement, Kurt signs up for an online dating website and is surprised to find he’s a pretty popular potential love interest. But amidst the six-packs and shirtless profile pictures, he gets a message from a boy name Blaine. A shy, mysterious boy, who Kurt finds himself inexplicably drawn to. But Blaine has a secret, one he’s not sure if he wants Kurt to know. 

1909 words. 

He’s not sure why he does it. Maybe it’s the pressure Rachel’s been putting on him to find a boyfriend. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s the only single one on karaoke night, the awkward fifth, seventh, ninth wheel. Maybe it’s because he’s lonely and the nights get long, and the other side of his bed is starting to feel strangely empty. 

Whatever the reason, it doesn’t change the fact that it’s one in the morning on a Wednesday night, and Kurt Hummel has just completed an online dating profile. He uploads a picture of himself sitting at his desk in the Vogue office, to show he’s committed to work, one of him smiling at the bar with Rachel, to show he likes to have a good time, and one someone took during a NYADA performance, just because he looks really damn good. 

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Prompt to add to the pile! James helps an elderly lady get home one day (he is a gentleman after all). Surprisingly, they became close friends and James visits her when he is back in England. She keeps hinting at setting James up, so he can find a bit of happiness and finally convinces him to meet her son who would be “just perfect.” James arrives at her house for dinner to find his blind date is none other than Q! – leafwolfuniverse


Bels was a wonderful woman; Bond had been rather close to her for a surprisingly long time now, sharing everything from coffee to secrets – although the woman mostly drank tea, ridiculously strong tea at that – and she teased him mercilessly about most of his adventuring while very unsubtly suggestion that perhaps he would do well in finding somebody.

“My son’s the same – terribly lonely boy,” she explained, dipping a digestive into her tea absentmindedly. “Not to mention that it’s a trickier one sometimes, when you prefer boys. Do you, James?”

If he hadn’t been very used to her, the bluntness of the question would have amply sideswiped Bond for a good few seconds; as it was, he simply smiled slightly. “Both ways,” he replied lightly, to which she returned a sage nod.

“Best way to be, if you ask. The world is far too constrictive,” she told him, with a strange merge of conviction and dreaminess.

Bond just adored her.

Of course, shortly after that – and he really, truly shouldn’t have been surprised – Bels began to drop increasingly unsubtle hints about the possibility of a blind date between Bond and her son.

“Well, given my job, it’s probably not the best of…”

“He works with your lot too,” she told him, with a tone of contempt in her voice about the job itself. “No offence dear, but I don’t like the idea of him involved with it all – his choice, your choice, but I don’t have to like it.”

Bond smiled slightly. “What department?” he asked, fairly carefully: if he was fraternising with MI5, he would be on the chopping block faster than he could think.

Bel glanced at him, shrugged dramatically, and continued to make him tea which she was convinced he would one day convert to.

Eventually, Bond just conceded defeat. He meant no harm to whoever her son was, but he knew it was never likely to work, so he felt a little bit of a fraud as he met in the restaurant Bel had organised everything in.

“Really, Q, this practically constitutes stalking,” Bond snorted, as he spotted his Quartermaster, of all people. “What on earth are you doing here?”

Q raised an eyebrow, lips in a thin line. “If you must know,” he said, a little cuttingly, “I’m here for a date. Thus all your usual quips can be placed to one side for the time being, would you agree. And you?”

“Also for a date, as it happens. How charming. We should pull up tables together and see what happens with all four of us.”

A brief eye roll. “Knowing you, you wind up in a threesome and I will go water my plants and/or my cat. I honestly hate blind dates, this promises to be a fairly frightening venture. Sit down, you may as well. What’s she like?”

“He,” Bond corrected, sitting down opposite Q. “And I have no idea, it’s a blind date.”

Q’s expression had set, somewhat. “Yes,” he murmured. “That’s what concerned me. You’re… excellent. Just, superb. I’m going to kill my mother.”

“You’re what?”

“How does she even know you?!

Bond finally realised: “You’re Bels’s son?!”

“Bels. You call my mother Bels. How in the fuck is this happening?!”

“No idea,” Bond conceded, shaking his head in disbelief, before a small smile started creeping. “Since we’re here though – dinner?”

Q raised an eyebrow, glanced skywards.


“Sod it, may as well,” he grumbled, and reached for the menu.