although i would fit in at ravenclaw too

chansoldoll  asked:

Oswald cobblepot please 💕

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life  (I only bolded some of the latter because I honestly don’t know if I’d call him the actual love of my life?)

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (although the 10/10 fits sometimes I will admit)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (he could actually fit as a ravenclaw too)

best quality: definitely his resourcefulness

worst quality: oh god??? I do love it, but maybe the fact that the second it seems someone has wronged him, or something happens that he doesn’t like, he’s instantly like “well, time to murder” so his lack of chill sometimes???? again, I do love it, but it is arguably his worst quality

ship them with: ed the most :) but there are others I ship him with too

brotp them with: right now it would be ivy :3

needs to stay away from: death

misc. thoughts: firstly, I do have to say that I love my birb son a lot :) drunk oswald is my favourite. I also love when he’s really sassy. like most characters, we need more disheveled oswald. the whole double crossing maroni and falcone storyline in season 1 was probably my favourite. season 1 oswald, in general, is probably my favourite period of the charater. I’ve literally never cared about penguin as a character until gotham’s version. when I watch season 1 of gotham I always end up referring to oswald as “(the) penguin” which I almost never do otherwise. he’s a little shit most often than not but I love him very much <3

we need to see this again and I want these sunglasses to come back.

also, more oswald like this please:

thank you so much to both of you for asking!! :)

feel free to send me a character!