although i don't think they used the best shot for everyone

we don't get uncomplicated love stories (trixya) - dragonfly


This is my first fic! I don’t ship Trixya so much as I ship Katya/Katya’s unrequited love for Trixie, but Katya has been basically writing her own fic prompts at this point and I couldn’t help myself. It’s just a super short one-shot about recent events.

He/him pronouns but drag names because Brians.

“I’d prefer her just to be my boyfriend.”

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Each year, for her

Title: Each year, for her

Author: @spn-imagines-nation ; Eirin

Pairing & characters: JohnxReader, Sam and Dean (mentioned)

Word Count: 4,125

Warnings: Angst, some fluff, metions of war, mention of death, bittersweet end

A/N: It’s my first try with this kind of story, hope you’ll like it, I really wanted to write this. I don’t see many JohnxReader and I wanted to give it a shot like this. This oneshot is inspired by this Imagine → 🖋 ! And it was requested by Anonymous, thanks for that btw !
Can you write a John x reader please ?
I want to specify that I’m not an expert with all the Marines stuff, so sorry if it’s not exact ! Also, it was kinda difficult to deal with the dates, so I don’t put any and please don’t pay attention to this while reading ! 

Summary: We all know that John loved Mary deeply, even after her tragic death. But even when his life was perfect, he went off once a year, he escaped this life to remember her. This woman was his first real love, she was his everything. So each year, he goes to see her. Memories are strong. And they can change anyone.

Feedback is always appreciated! ❤ English isn’t our first language, sorry for that!

NEW ! Tag list at the end ! ;) [Send us an ask if you wanna be add to the list !]

This year was harder than the last. John knew that. Dean is just a 20 years old young man and he is already as good as his father with the hunt, even if John don’t let him hunt by himself yet. But Sam is 16, and the father-son relationship his pretty frail if we add a teenager and a hunting life. John knew that wasn’t the best moment to leave them, but he couldn’t miss his appointment. He took his bag and let a message for Dean. With the Impala, he drove to the town of Appleton, Wisconsin.

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Halloween Reflections (Drake x MC)

[A little note: I’ve had a super weird week and I wanted to at least write one halloween piece of fiction before it was gone. Unfortunately, I didn’t make this in time for choicescreates but here’s a super short piece of Drake and Robyn fluff set sometime into the future.]

Little feet scurried along the hall, past the pictures of the smiling family, past the small terrier and headed towards the front door. Each step was taken urgently as if every step counted more than the last. As if every step served some greater purpose; more important than the decorations hanging by the wall or the scent of fresh baked goods from the kitchen. 

The hurried breaths of the little girl increased as she closed the distance; feet padding harder across the floor as if she had given up on the idea of being sneaky entirely. But none of it, felt as if it compared to the dull roar inside her heart at the realization of victory within her sight. 

Her little feet weren’t fast enough. 

They had barely noticed the figure from the corner of her eyes before it was too late. Suddenly, her little feet faltered and nearly tripped over one another in their attempt to escape as the tall man dressed in denim planted himself firmly in front of her.

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anonymous asked:

Hey! Your writing is incredible!!! Could I request a fluff thing with monsta x where you hate having your picture taken cus you really don't think you're cute and he helps you see that you Are? If that makes sense ahaha sorry for my bad english...

Originally posted by monstaxscenariosx

Words: 586

Warnings: None

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thankq  asked:

Hello! Do you have any au recs? As in Lawlight in a completely different world, different occupations, different story. The Death Note can be involved, but I don't really want detective L and high schooler Light stuff. Thank you!

Thank you for your question!

The best AU Death Note fanfiction of all time goes to Those Who Stand For Nothing Fall For Anything, in my opinion. Everything is completely different: Light is a politician, and L is a lawyer. Well, a lot of realistic shit happens, but it’s the longest death note fanfiction ever, so you’ll have to actually be interested in this stuff in order to keep up with it. It’s very entertaining, though.

There’s And Indeed There Will Be Time, one of the best and most excellent AUs as well: “An alternate universe in which humans grow until the age of eighteen, and then are frozen by time until they find their soulmates, or “One.“” Basically, the characters are born, then they grow until they reach 18 years old. After that, they stop aging, and resume aging once they have found their soulmate, which they like to call their “One”. L Lawliet is the main character, meets Light Yagami during the Kira Investigation, and gets to know that Light is his soulmate. The events are exactly similar to canon in that this is the same Kira investigation, with the exception that L and Light know they’re destined for one another. (they try to ignore this, of course. all else is basic lawlight)

Now I shouldn’t have included this on top of the list, since you wanted completely different occupations and whatnot, but it’s still AU nonetheless, and I definitely recommend it! L’s thoughts are described so incomparably well, and the writing is so beautiful. It’s also very depressing I was crying

Genius is a Curse is one of my favourite AUs of all time. What would happen if Light Yagami never touched the Death Note? Of course, he wouldn’t have met L, he would have remained depressed and bored with his life, and even became suicidal.. All of this is put into this wonderful piece of work, although L is present, so don’t worry. It’s very rare to find authors who can describe Light Yagami’s thoughts so perfectly well. The writing is excellent.

Stories About Stars: Relight is a college AU where L and Light meet and fall in love in college. What makes this special is that the writing is one of the best you could ever find. It’s definitely a very interesting read, and their personalities are developed so remarkably as well. There’s a lot of Astrology in this!

Hokkaido is an extremely long one shot where Light never touches the Death Note, grows up to become a detective like his father, and eventually gets to work with L on a case. It contains family/hurt/comfort, but thankfully has a happy ending. The writing is brilliant, and it’s just 100 percent recommended.

Our Bodies, Possessed by Light is one of the most original death note AUs where L is a professional photographer and Light is a model. The writing is exceptional, all characters are featured and developed nicely—with each one of them having their own different story, and Art is heavily discussed almost everywhere. Definitely very enjoyable.

Primitive Liars is one the most famous AUs. It’s omegaverse AU, so I’m not sure if you’ve heard of those before. I have personally never read it, but I’m certain that there’s a reason why it’s so famous and everyone is interested in it.

Change of Circumstances is very special to me; a one shot where Light grows up in Wammy’s House, and he and L fall in love gradually, and purely. It’s the best fucking thing I always cry when I think of it it’s so heartfelt oh my god

Gaslight Gothic is a very original and old one shot, situated in the nineteenth century, where L and Light sit and talk about philosophy, the meaning of existence and the reasons behind drug use.. it’s very interesting, and the writing is perfect. All you have to do is read.

Stolen Away features L as a world famous thief, and Light as the detective who’s after him. The writing is very interesting, and the characterisation is on point.

Perfectly Hollow: What happens if two fated people never meet? One shot. LxLight. It’s devastating, but a very good read.

One Last Night is very heartbreaking. It’s a divorce AU, where L and Light start to fall out of love after years of being married. The writing is so beautiful it leaves you in tears. Long one shot.

There are many other Alternate Universe fanfictions, so it might be helpful if you search for “AU” or “alternate universe” within my blog? I’m sure you’ll be able to find something.

Edit: Check out The Deluded Architect and The Last Trick !

Don’t Leave- Regulus Black

Originally posted by intrmissionflower

Pairing: Regulus Black x Reader (Platonic)

Characters: Regulus Black, Sirius Black

Warnings: N/A

Request: Wattpad- “We all have secrets.”

Word Count: 766

Author: Charlotte

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Random lyrics sentence starters
  • "Nothing is perfect, but your imperfections are quaint."
  • "Your love is worth it and for that I will wait."
  • "I drive you crazy, but you always return."
  • "Although you love me, sometimes you're mean."
  • "Things can get ugly, but we're still a team."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "Maybe I'm just being selfish."
  • "I've got your hand, it's us against consensus."
  • "And I will burn the people who hurt you the worst."
  • "I'll protect you 'till the day I'll meet my maker."
  • "Don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later."
  • "I wanna see your eyes."
  • "So why'd you have to go?"
  • "I'm still trying to wake up from this nightmare."
  • "One more night alone I'll go insane."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "I'm head of the class. I'm popular."
  • "Being attractive is the most important thing there is."
  • "I'll never get caught."
  • "Every boy in the whole world could be yours!"
  • "If I stumble, they're gonna eat me alive."
  • "Hard to be soft. Tough to be tender."
  • "If my life is mine, what shouldn't I do?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend."
  • "Is it ever gonna be enough?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend, why you givin' me a hard time?"
  • "I'm sorry for everything I've done."
  • "I can't have you and I'm only gonna do you wrong."
  • "I'm going to mess this up."
  • "From the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun, and then I shot a hole through everything I loved."
  • "There's always time to change your mind."
  • "I've got nothing left to live for."
  • "I know your type. You're all the same."
  • "In the beginning you intrigue, but the way you move, it terrifies me."
  • "You remind me of the things that I don't need."
  • "I'm kinda curious. Oh no, you got me already."
  • "We both know that it's over."
  • "You're talking like a stranger, so I don't know what to do."
  • "I'm callous and I'm cruel, to everyone but you."
  • "It's been awhile since I stared at the stars."
  • "You said that you'd always love me."
  • "Well I don't think that it's the end, but I know we can't keep going."
  • "Say what you mean and it turns to a fight."
  • "Chasing your dreams since the violent 5th grade."
  • "Trying to believe in your silent own way."
  • "Cause we'll be okay. I'm not going away."
  • "How many of our parents seem to make it anyway?"
  • "Headed to a red carpet, they won't know my name."
  • "Trying to find a way down the road we don't know."
  • "I'm gonna find my way back to your side."
  • "What if I said I would break your heart?"
  • "I just may be too crazy to love."
  • "Don't you think I was too young too be messed with?"
  • "I should've known."
  • "Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame."
  • "I'll look back in regret how I ignored when they said, 'Run as fast as you can.'"
  • "You are an expert at 'sorry.'"
  • "I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "Miss your small hands in the palm of mine."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me. You were right, dear, I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "You think that you're the sun. The whole world revolves around you."
  • "I would wait a lifetime. I will wait for you."
  • "I don't care. I'm down for what you want."
  • "If we're talking body, you got a perfect one. So put it on me."
  • "Bite me while I taste your fingertips."
  • "You and I don't work out."
  • "We should just end it now before someone gets more hurt than they have to."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that my heart could love so hard."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that I liked to be kissed for days."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew I could be broken in so many ways."
  • "I miss you more than I thought I would."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be, right in front of me."
  • "Talk some sense to me."
  • "I wanna feel your touch."
  • "Pretending is not enough. I wanna feel us together."
  • "Just one last time again."
  • "You are the trouble I'm in."
  • "Puts herself on the front lines with no reward and takes care everyone else before herself."
  • "Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, he needs her more than she needs him."
  • "She's not just another face."
  • "He acts like it's nothing but we all know the truth."
  • "It is about that she acquired someone who knows she's not a fool."
  • "I couldn't decide if you were the most annoying human being I'd ever met or just the best thing that ever happened."
  • "I made up my mind to just go with it."
  • "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "We're not forever you're not the one."
  • "You and I could be the best thing ever."
  • "We're not happily ever after. We don't got what it takes."
  • "I shut the door and I don't look back."
  • "You still got me around your finger."
  • "Please don't fall in love with someone new."
  • "I promise one day I'll come back for you."
  • "You'll never forgive me, though I'm doing this for you."
  • "I'm not ready for you now, please don't hate me."
  • "Well, these days I'm fine - No these days I tend to lie."
  • "I'm sorry, I let you down."
  • "I'm sorry, I bring you down."
  • "Congratulations you are all alone."
  • "Your time will come if you wait for it."

Title: Rancor
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 460
Characters: Draco Malfoy x Reader
Reader Gender: Not specified
Warnings: Jealousy, name-calling
Notes: Request from anon for “Number 9 draco x fem reader.” (9. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?”) // (I didn’t specify anywhere in the story that the reader is female, because I didn’t really have reason to at any point.) // List of prompts is here. ♥

Originally posted by arianavevo

      You liked to think of yourself as a very nice person. You helped those around you, you always used your manners, you never teased or made fun of anyone; your best friend Draco called you “the Golden Heart of Slytherin,” something several others caught onto, and it became your nickname. However, there was one individual who immensely irked you: Pansy Parkinson.
      She was a boorish idiot, who spent the vast majority of her time fawning over Draco. Her behavior irritated you to no end, and you were terrible at hiding it. You knew that it was mostly due to the feelings you harbored for Draco, but there wasn’t a chance of you telling anyone that. Although, everyone already did – you were bad at hiding that, as well.
      “She’s such an uncouth little twit, isn’t she?” you muttered one day, shooting daggers at Pansy. You were seated next to Draco in the Common Room, your legs and arms both crossed, as he rested his head on your shoulder and read a book. He slowly sat up, staring at you with one eyebrow raised.
      “Did… did you just call someone an ‘uncouth little twit’?”
      “Not just someone, Parkinson.”
      Draco laughed, then closed his book at sat it on the coffee table.
      “I’ve never seen you hate anyone at all, let alone enough to call someone names. Why is it you hate her so much?”
      “Don’t you?” you asked, turning to him. Oh my God, does he like her?
      “Of course I do,” Draco said, chuckling. “She’s the most obnoxious person I’ve ever met. But why do you hate her?”
      “She’s so damn annoying, with that stupid, permanent pug-faced scowl she wears. She’s as ugly as a troll, and twice as dumb. And my God, the way she practically drools over you, it’s disgusting. Honestly, you’d think she gave herself Amortentia. She ought to at least try to not embarrass herself –”
      “Oh my God,” Draco stated suddenly, interrupting your rant. A grin spread across his features. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
      “Why in the world would I be jealous?” you asked, trying to give a convincing laugh.
      “Because she flirts with me all the time,” Draco replied, still grinning. “You have a crush on me.”
      “I most certainly do not –”
      Your argument was cut short by Draco’s lips pressing against your own, his hands cupping your face. At first, you didn’t react, due to the sheer shock of it. Once you realized that yes, Draco Malfoy is kissing you right now, and you should probably do something, you wrapped your arms around his waist and kissed him back. After a few moments, he pulled away, and his grin had widened even more.
      “Still say you don’t fancy me?”
      “Shut up and kiss me again.”

reynabeth au ;)


• okay so annabeth is a journalist
• she works for a magazine called riptide
• she arrives at work monday morning and her boss percy asks her to write up an article to go with the photos of model piper mclean
• annabeth’s not very good at Focusing and Concentrating on writing so she’s looking at the photos and kind of zoning out a bit
• and then she notices something
• in one of the photos - an outside shot - there’s a woman
• she’s obviously been accidentally photographed as she was walking through
• and she’s absolutely drop dead beautiful
• she’s got long black hair and it’s tied back into two braids and light brown skin
• so annabeth tries to ignore it and focus on writing her story but she’s so intrigued by the beautiful woman
• who is she? what’s her story?
• and then annabeth gets an idea
• so she emails her boss and says she has an idea for a new story and percy’s interested
• she tells him that she wants to launch a quest for the mystery woman and see if they can track her down
• at first percy’s dubious but in the end he concedes
• first thing annabeth does when she gets home is phone rachel for advice
• rachel suggests using the magazine’s social media to advertise it and publish regular updates in the magazine
• annabeth takes her advice and she starts writing the story right away
• she’s dyslexic so writing can be difficult but she has a bunch of programs on her laptop to help and when she’s this into a story she doesn’t really notice it as much
• ‘have you seen this woman?’
• so she writes half of it that night, staying up ridiculously late
• the next day she mentions it to percy and they have a proper meeting about it and give it the green light
• annabeth sends out the tweets and the instagram posts etc. and continues writing the story
• fast forward a week or two and that month’s edition of the magazine is published and annabeth’s 'hunt’ has a double page spread
• she’s so proud because this is the first time any of her stories has had so much attention
• then she checks the twitter and finds it’s blowing up
• people all over are retweeting to help in the hunt, although no one’s come forward with Mystery Woman’s whereabouts
• the magazine gets more attention too, and it’s really exciting for everyone
• fast forward another month
• annabeth is managing multiple social media accounts hunting for mystery woman and it’s getting loads of attention
• it’s not all positive: some people think it’s an invasion of the woman’s privacy
• percy points out that she could come forward any time and ask them to stop and they’d stop
• annabeth is a little worried but then
• she turns on the tv that night
• and they’ve made the news
• the national news
• there’s a whole minute about their search
• the best bit is that annabeth is actually mentioned
• she falls off the sofa
• all her friends and family are phoning her to congratulate her and that’s when she realises it’s really happening
• she turns off the tv and goes to bed
• another month later, the search is nationwide. people are flooding in with leads about the mystery woman
• annabeth tries to follow them but half are fake and the rest no good
• she doesn’t give up, though
• one day, she’s out on the street
• no one’s around, and she’s just making her way down a pretty tree-lined avenue when she sees a woman coming towards her
• the first thing she notices about the woman is two long black braids
• then tanned skin
• and big dark eyes
• oh
• my
• god
• annabeth stops dead on the pavement, and she must look pretty weird, because the woman stops to ask if she’s alright
• and all annabeth can do is squeak out, 'do you watch the news?’
• 'no, it’s a waste of time. why?’
• annabeth nearly passes out
• she regains her dignity and introduces herself
• the woman’s name is reyna and it’s so perfect and fitting
• 'i think you’d better sit down,’ annabeth says, 'because i have something to tell you’
• reyna looks confused, but takes a seat
• annabeth explains what’s been going on, and shows her the tweets etc. on her phone
• she’s worried reyna will take it badly but she just laughs and laughs
• they take an obligatory selfie and upload it to twitter, and then annabeth switches off her phone
• she goes back to reyna’s apartment for a drink
• reyna has two dogs, which annabeth takes great delight over
• they sit on the balcony to have a drink and there’s a beautiful view over the city
• at the end of the evening, annabeth says she has to go, but she doesn’t move
• it takes approximately three seconds for her to give in
• she leans in to kiss reyna and to her total shock, reyna kisses her back
• it leaves annabeth feeling light-headed and weak-kneed
• she stays at reyna’s that night
• the next day is sunday
• annabeth goes home and gets into bed, preparing herself before she turns her phone on
• it seems like it’s going to explode - a stream of vibrations that goes on and on and on
• eventually, she loads up twitter
• it’s as expected
• same for other social media
• she answers the emails from work and texts her friends
• there’s only one message that she really looks at
• it’s from reyna: 'hey, wanna hang out again?’
• oh hell yes
• 'i’d love to’ she responds
• seconds later she gets a reply - just a smiley face
• annabeth flops back against her pillows, smiling

99 Things Most People Don't Know About Spencer Reid

He’s never been out of the United States.

When he was 7, he conducted an experiment to see if deliberately hurting himself would snap his mother out of an episode. The results were inconclusive.

He lost his virginity when he was 15 at a college party. He hasn’t gotten drunk since.

He’s had approximately 3 girlfriends—the first one cheated on him, the second one only dated him to further her professional status, the other one stole money from his bank account.

He’s afraid everyone secretly hates him.

The reason he doesn’t drive much is because when he was 18, he accidently ran over a dog. It didn’t survive.

He was hospitalized when he was 2 for falling off a bridge- he wanted to see if he could fly.

He’s slept with more men than women, but only has relationships with women.

When Emily faked her death, he went to see his mother. She didn’t recognize him. He hasn’t been back.

He envies everyone else for being able to believe in things that are totally illogical. Like religion. Or magic.

The best day of his life was when he held his godson in his arms for the first time.

The worst day of his life was when he held his godson in his arms for the first time, knowing it wasn’t his son.

He knows for a fact that if he started taking Dilaudid again, he won’t stop.

He wants kids but knows he never will because he would never take the chance of passing on Schizophrenia.

An Italian Mobster taught him how to drive.

In his high school years, he shoplifted to support him and his mother. Nobody had a clue.

He believes he has created the perfect plan for murder. He even has a list of victims.

He isn’t afraid of developing Schizophrenia because he would be insane, he’s afraid of developing Schizophrenia because he would lose everything that made him special—his mind.

In his mind, Emily Prentiss will never replace Elle Greenaway.

Ever since Tobias Hankle, he’s had a severe fear of needles.

He’s also never eaten fish again.

His greatest fear is waking up one morning and finds that he’s no longer a genius.

He smoked pot once when he was 17 with his friend Ethan.

He secretly loves it when Morgan calls him “Pretty Boy”.

He still visits Adam/Amanda once a month.

The first time he realized something was wrong with his mother was when she called him “Daniel"—Uncle Daniel had been dead for 2 years. Spencer was 6 years old.

From the moment he leaves from work to the time he goes to sleep, he thinks if he made the right choice in staying with the BAU.

He has a thing for blondes.

He sees Hotch as more of a father than anyone he has ever known. Even Gideon.

As a kid, he always wanted a brother.

He has been medically diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). Although it is very minor.

He still keeps Gideon’s letter to him in his nightstand.

He can play the piano.

When he was born, he didn’t cry. The doctors thought that something was medically wrong with him but his mother simply said he "was special”. She was right.

He has a scar across his shoulder from falling down a flight of stairs because he was distracted reading a book. He tells everyone he was attacked by a dog.

After Emily faked her death, he became one of the best shots in the FBI from all of his time at the shooting range.

William Reid sends him letters every now and then. He burns them all.

Nobody knows the real reason why he quit Dilaudid. It wasn’t for his job.

Despite what his coworkers think, he has a social life outside the BAU.

When he really thinks about it, he wouldn’t change his life for a thing.

He used to get answers wrong on purpose in class to see if the kids would stop being mean to him if he wasn’t so smart.

He can’t swim.

He was 8 the first time his father told him he wished he had a normal son, and it wasn’t the last.

Halloween is his favorite holiday because it gives him a chance to act like a kid.

He didn’t cry when his father left.

If he could have any superpower in the world, he would want to be invisible.

He likes his hair better long.

When he was 22, he accidently shot his FBI Trainer in the foot.

He hasn’t physically said “I love you” to anyone except his mother.

He dreads each phone call he gets; afraid it’s going to tell him his mother is gone.

He likes to go rock-climbing.

His favorite book as a kid was Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland because it could help him escape the real world even if it was just for a few moments.

Ethan had tried to get him to skateboard when they were in college—he broke his leg in two places.

He’s been in fist fights before—mostly with the Italian Mobster who taught him how to drive. He always lost.

It’s hard to get him really angry, but when someone tells him he can’t do something, he goes ballistic.

Along with classical music, he has a wide collection of rock, metal, and post-hardcore CD’s.

He’s actually a decent singer.

On more than one occasion, he wished he had a better mother. He immediately hates himself afterwards for thinking that.

He almost committed suicide when he was 28.

He has an irrational fear of monkeys.

His favorite color is navy blue.

He carried his messenger bag around because he knows it drives Morgan crazy not knowing what he keeps in there.

The scariest moment of his life was when he was with Rossi and they heard on the news a black, government-issue SUV had blown up—and Reid knew it belonged to someone on the team.

He was immensely careful about who came to his house when he was a kid because he thought they would call Social Security and take him away from his mom.

He was arrested once when he was 19 for throwing his backpack through a library window.

He sleeps naked.

He has severe abandonment issues.

He sees a therapist twice a week, every week.

He stashes money in his shoes because he’s known to forget to bring his wallet to places.

When he was a kid, he wanted to be a garbage man. He always thought it would be fun to ride on the back of the truck.

Sometimes, he thinks about how his life would have turned out if he continued to take Dilaudid. He thinks he would be dead.

He thinks about Gideon all the time—he wonders if he’s happy wherever he is. Then he remembers he doesn’t care.

He still hasn’t forgiven JJ and Hotch for keeping the fact that Emily alive a secret; a dinner party at Rossi’s doesn’t solve everything.

He’s not scared to die.

He stopped wearing his glasses because Morgan broke them when they were wrestling one day. Morgan then offered to buy him contacts. He can’t help but wonder if it was all planned.

He dreams about being buried alive almost every night.

After Haley Hotchner was killed, he lives in fear every day that his job would be the death of his mother.

The story he told Morgan about being stripped naked and tied to the goal post doesn’t even reach the top 5 list of worst things that happened to him in high school.

He didn’t start talking until he was 5 years old.

Doctors actually thought he was mentally behind as a kid because of his lack of communication skills.

When he was 7, government agents came to his house and offered his parents 20 million dollars to give them their son to work for them. His mother chased them out of the house with a baseball bat.

He was sent to the hospital when he was in college because he kept forgetting to eat.

He prefers chalkboards over whiteboards.

He conditions his hair.

He has a tattoo of the word Vita which means “Life” in Latin on his ankle in very small letters.

Killing Philip Dowd had shaken him more than he ever admits.

He can’t cook if his life depended on it.

In every single thing he does, his mind already finds out some mathematical thing about it.

Sometimes, he wonders what his life would be like if he were born normal.

He was invited to the White House when he was 12, but couldn’t go because he had been sick with Strep Throat.

He used to climb trees as a kid. He still does it sometimes.

He owns 2 cats named Spock and The Doctor, respectively.

He has zero respect for his own father. Who doesn’t come visit their only child in the hospital when they had been held at gun point and tortured for two days? Or, better yet, abandons their ten year old child with a paranoid Schizophrenic?

He thinks of Morgan as his protective, older brother… who can be ridiculously annoying sometimes.

He walks the thin line between genius and insanity, and sometime he isn’t sure which side he’s on.

He contacts Nathan Harris from time to time, checking in on his progress at his mental hospital.

He misses the Las Vegas heat almost daily.

He really wishes people would stop calling him “kid”.

He keeps a bottle of Dilaudid hidden in his sock drawer—he isn’t sure why he can’t throw it away, he just knows he can’t

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But also, what if Zelena’s the only one who realizes Regina and Emma are in love?

And she’s thinking, well, yes, look at them, yearning eyes and mournful looks all over the place. It’s OBVIOUS. But then again they’re not together, so what’s the problem? And at first she thinks it must be something wrong with Emma, something awful that she just doesn’t know about. So she gets Regina talking about the Savior - which, for the record, is RIDICULOUSLY EASY to do. And Regina’s all: she’s an idiot, she’s always throwing herself into danger like she thinks she’s immortal, she’s always buying Henry junk food and then he has no appetite for dinner, her mother’s a nightmare, her taste in men is APPALLING, she thinks it’s her job to make everyone happy, and then she moans that it’s her job to make everyone happy, when she’s the one putting pressure on herself to do it in the first place.

Zelena listens to all this and thinks, OK then, that explains it. Except then she thinks about it some more, and none of those things are a reason not to date someone. In fact, most of them are actually positives, when you phrase them less sarcastically then Regina had. She tries to talk to Regina about it some more, but Regina just gives her that look Zelena really has to figure out how to do that’s a combination of baffled and contemptuous, and that’s the end of that.

She briefly considers the idea that it’s Regina who has the problem that stops Emma wanting to date her, but instantly dismisses it. Regina might be the inferior Mills, but she’s still a Mills, and there’s no one in the world they aren’t good enough for.

Zelena tries talking to Henry about it but he just covers his ears and chants LA LA LA until she promises never to mention his moms and sex in the same paragraph again. (She didn’t actually use the word sex. Honestly. That boy is such a prude.) And then she stumbles on the brilliant idea of asking Killian. He is, after all, meant to be Emma’s boyfriend, although Emma looks as thrilled about the whole relationship as Zelena did that one time Walsh propositioned her. (She’d caught her own expression in a mirror and decided it was one she’d probably find herself wanting to use again.)

And here, finally, she makes some progress. Because when she suggests to Killian that Emma might be in love with someone else - what?! like tact ever got anyone anywhere - he says ‘Don’t be ridiculous, she and Regina are barely even friends. They only put up with each other for the sake of the lad’ and then stalks off.

Of course, she’d never actually said Regina’s name.

Next stop: Snow. This is a tricky one. Snow doesn’t seem to have forgiven her for that whole ‘pretending to be a midwife, stealing and potentially killing her baby thing’. Which is ridiculous because a) it was years ago and b) it was totally thwarted by Regina anyway, in a manner which Zelena can now see was probably for the best.

Snow is pretty - ha! - frosty at first, but Zelena has the perfect line to use on her. ‘It would mean so much to Regina if we got along’ she says and Snow falls for it because her sister seems to have that effect on people she once tried to kill. They go out for a drink, and Zelena tries to bring it up the whole ‘your daughter and my sister: perfect for each other y/n’ thing, but Snow off the leash is quite a sight to behold and pretty soon one drink has turned into half a dozen and half a dozen more shots and it’s possible they dance on the tables at the Rabbit Hole, but she doesn’t really remember. She definitely has some very suspicious bruises the next day.

The next morning her head feels like a rhino took a dump in it and is now galloping around just for the hell of it. And the whole thing was a waste of time because she never even managed to bring the subject up anyway, or at least not while they were both still sober enough for it to count. Only then Snow invites her and Regina over for ‘family Sunday lunch’ and it turns out that Sundays are when Killian takes Charming out on the Jolly Rodger sailing, which for some inexplicable reason the shepherd enjoys, and so it’s just her and Snow and Henry and Regina and Emma, who happen to end up seated next to each other and seem to blush every time their hands accidentally brush.

‘We should do this every week,’ Snow says, watching them slyly and then smiling across the table at Zelena. And Zelena smiles back because she thinks she might finally have an ally.

themikaelsoncupcake  asked:

Klaroline au/ah: Klaus is a customs officer at Melbourne airport, Caroline is moving to Australia for work but has never been through customs before and forgets to declare some items not allowed in to Australia, Klaus then checks her luggage and as he's checking finds lingerie and sex toys leaving Caroline rather embarrassed. I got the idea for this prompt from an Australian show Border security for all those who don't know :)

Okay, yes I said I wasn’t going to do any more prompts but I did say I’d try to do the ones I had, so here is a short one for you lovely @themikaelsoncupcake. I know this show well, I always find it fascinating what people try and smuggle into the country. 

Excess Baggage

Melbourne Airport, Victoria

“I swear, what have you got in this bag, it must weigh a tonne,” Katherine grumbled, pulling her baggage off the carousel and dumping it on the floor unceremoniously.

“I did just move over to the other side of the world Kat, so I had to bring a few things I really needed,” she drawled. “You know you didn’t have to come with me.”

“What are BFFs for, Care?” She asked, hands on hips. “Although I definitely deserve some bonus friend points for sitting on a plane for a whole day. It felt like we were going to the moon, not Australia.”

“I know, it makes me realise just how far away I am from everyone,” she sighed, trying not to cry again. She figured she’d shed enough tears at JFK to last a lifetime, obviously she was wrong.

Caroline was a fashion writer for Vogue in New York City and as much as she loved her job, there wasn’t any chance for career progression in that office.  When the Fashion Editor position had come up in their Australian office, Caroline knew this was her chance. Of course there would be applicants from all over the world and she didn’t hold out much hope, until she got the call.

She honestly never believed it would happen, but here she was starting a brand new job in a brand new city. Her cousin Matt had horrified her with stories about all the deadly animal species in Australia, obviously in hopes of making her stay in the States. It had almost worked but she kept telling herself that Funnel Web spiders were only native to New South Wales and she figured brown snakes didn’t just slither into multi story apartments in the city, well she hoped not anyway.

“Well, I’m more than happy to stay around for a while, you know to help you settle in to your new place,” she replied, as they made their way towards the customs line.

“You are such a liar.”

“Excuse me?”

“You’re only here so you can bed some hot Aussie guys, preferably ones that resemble the Hemsworth brothers.”

“Fine, there may be some truth to that but I’m more than happy to share them around, you know like a good friend would.”

“Thanks, I think,” she said, raising her eyebrows.

“Oh wow, speaking of hot Aussies,” Katherine purred, gesturing to the counters ahead where one of the custom officers was examining a bag. “He can search my baggage any time.”

“Kat!” Caroline hissed, noticing a few curious looks from other travelers in the line. “Sorry, I just can’t take her anywhere.”

“Don’t tell me you weren’t thinking the same thing,” she shot back. “Ah-ha, that tell tale blush just proves I’m right, as usual.”

“He’s not overly bad to look at, I guess,” she offered, hypnotised by his crimson lips and those adorable dimples he was flashing. She wondered how it would feel to run her hands through his dark blonde curls and stare into those deep blue orbs.

“Excuse me, miss?” Caroline broke out of her trance, to be met with the eyes she’d been fantasizing about. “It’s your turn.” She couldn’t mistake his crisp English accent, obviously Katherine’s instincts were wrong.    

She continued to stare unable to form words, she felt Katherine give her an encouraging nudge. “Way to be obvious, Care,” she whispered in her ear. Caroline decided to blame her apparent lack of social skills on the untoward thoughts her best friend had planted.

“Hi,” she murmured, unable to look at him directly, he was just that gorgeous. He even made the plain navy uniform look good, and that was saying a lot.

“Can you hand me your bag please, miss?”

“Oh yes, of course,” she stammered, thinking what an idiot she must look like. She attempted to lift her bag, forgetting just how heavy it was. She struggled for a moment, looking over helplessly to Katherine who was too busy batting her eyelashes in his direction to notice. “Kat!”

“Oh, sorry,” she apologised, picking up one end while Caroline held the other. Once her bag was on the counter and she was faced with him again, she felt her cheeks flush knowing it wasn’t from the exercise required to lift her over weight bag.  She noticed his name badge thinking just how sexy the name Niklaus was. 

“Can I have your incoming passenger card too, miss?” Why did he have to sound so sexy saying miss? She was pretty sure he’d sound just as heavenly using her actual name. 

Now, just to remember where had she put that stupid card thing. “I think it’s in your passport there,” he suggested, gesturing to her hand.  Could this get any worse? She passed it over, sending him a shy smile.  

“Thank you,” he smiled, knowingly. “I understand this process can seem invasive but really there’s no need to be nervous, miss.” If only he knew that he was the one making her nervous, not the process.

“It’s Caroline,” she blurted out, without thinking. “I mean that’s my name.”

“That’s a lovely name, Caroline,” he smirked, obviously trying not to laugh. The way her name rolled off his tongue was as beautiful as she’d expected. “Now, this card says you have nothing to declare.”

“No, I don’t.” She replied, confidently. Being so organised and such a control freak, Caroline knew she’d followed all the rules. She wanted her time in Australia to get off to a good start, after all.

“Well, that’s good to hear, but I’ll still need to conduct a routine search of your bag, Caroline,” he explained, unzipping it slowly. She was trying to focus on her bag but his aftershave was making her slightly dizzy. It didn’t help that Katherine was watching their exchange with avid interest, her arms crossed over her chest.

Caroline felt herself freeze momentarily remembering just what was in her suitcase. She hadn’t expected this random and absolutely handsome guy to be rifling through her personal belongings. As his hands made their way over her red lace bra and panties set, her satin white negligee and her silky black teddy she was trying not to squirm. Could this get any more embarrassing?

As he dug down further, she watched in horror as he pulled out her vibrator and placed it on the table to make more space, yep it could definitely get more embarrassing. Caroline wished she could melt into a puddle on the floor, all she hoped was that this wasn’t being televised and he’d choose to skip over her assortment of sex toys. She had her needs and who was this smug guy to judge?

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in which emma and henry make sure killian's birthday doesn't pass unnoticed

Henry corners her in the booth at Granny’s one morning, sliding in opposite her all business-like and serious and she just knows there’s plan forming in that head on his that he wants her in on. Emma sups at her hot chocolate and waits.

“Mom, we have to do something for Killian’s birthday!” Henry insists. Ah, there it is.

Emma is still half asleep so it takes her a little while to process what he’s saying. Killian hadn’t mentioned to her he had a birthday coming up. “Killian’s birthday? When is it?”

“That’s the thing!” Henry exclaims. “He doesn’t even remember when it is, even Smee doesn’t know–isn’t that the saddest thing you’ve ever heard? Not remembering your own birthday?”

Emma smiles, shrugging. “It is understandable, kid. He is over three hundred years old. I’d struggle to remember my birthday if I’d lived that long." 

"No, you wouldn’t because people who care about you would be there to remind you and celebrate it with you!” Henry says passionately. Heart of the truest believer indeed, Emma thinks, not for the first time admiring his inherent goodness. “Killian forgot because he never celebrated it– he didn’t have anyone to celebrate it with, but now he does. He has us. We have to celebrate it with him.”

At first, Emma had thought Henry’s upset about Killian not remembering his birthday was his abject refusal to consider someone not having a day a year devoted to them where they get cake and presents but she sees his point. Emma thinks about Killian after his brother and Milah died, alone and isolated on his ship on his birthday every year for over three hundred of them -no one left who cared enough to mark the date-until it became a just another day. It’s achingly sad when she thinks about it like that.

“Okay, kid, I’m in.” Emma leans in conspiratorially. Henry grins at her. “So, how exactly do we celebrate a birthday that no one knows the date of?”

Henry looks like he’s got this all figured and Emma has no doubt that he does. “Isn’t it obvious? We give him a new one!”

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pashmina-dhaage-deactivated2017  asked:

dude tell me more about 'in the flesh', I mostly don't like zombie genre but this sounds interesting!

Actually, I’m not a big fan of the zombie genre, either! It tends to be too action-focused, cliché and unrealistic. But In The Flesh made me fall in love with it, especially because it takes a new turn to this particular genre (but I have to admit that it still does continue gory themes every now and then - however, I think they are handled well and not too exaggerated). Here are some wonderful arguments that speak for this show:

  • Firstly, the overall writing of this show is amazing. Dominic Mitchell did a wonderful job at creating well-developed and highly interesting characters. There are only a few characters that could be seen as completely evil - and even those have reasoning that explains (but doesn’t excuse) their actions - and live through great character development. Except for Gary, he’s the fuckboy that everyone loves to hate.
  • Secondly, this show does a magnificent job at dealing with social issues, or just important subjects in general. Some are addressed directly (with suicide, PTSD and homosexuality making up a huge part) but most are presented through metaphors. Generally, it’s obvious that the PDS (Partially Deceased Syndrom) sufferers (meaning the zombies that have managed to mentally become their human self again, thanks to medication) are treated like many minorities are every day. The human public is scared of the “Rotters” (a very offensive term for PDS sufferers), who are trying to integrate into society again, becoming “rabid” (when their medication wears off and they start attacking people again) and see them as a huge threat.
    You can discover common themes like xenophobia, racism, extreme actions taken by the church, rebelling groups of PDS sufferers that are fighting for more rights (with terroristic extremists in between them), fetishizing of minorities and dealing with mentally/physically ill people.
  • Another aspect of this show (which might seem rather minor, compared to the first two) are the overall details. The cinematography is stunning, especially whenever they use certain stylistic devices to give some shots a deeper meaning. For example, putting characters in front of a mirror and then filming their faces indirectly. Or filming an evil-ish character through a door of blurry glass in order to give him an inhuman look (like they did here in the first episode, sorry for the quality!).
    Then, there are the colour schemes and general aesthetic. It’s set in rural Britain (as a non-native speaker, I had a few troubles at understanding the accent but got used to it quickly) and I adore the whole nature there, it fits the “introverted” and thoughtful theme of the show perfectly.
    The soundtrack (not sure if the list is complete) supports this vibe even more. Many songs in there are by Keaton Henson and utterly beautiful. Really, I’m not sure how to describe this soundtrack more, it’s one of my favourites.
  • Also: a well-written, gay relationship. One of the two characters doesn’t get introduced until season 2 but that doesn’t stop him from getting all the depth and love that he deserves. And season 1 also leaves a lot of room for interpretation, with another character and hints for interpretation. I adore said canon relationship in every way, it’s most likely my favourite pairing right now. It’s simply wonderful to see a couple like them existing. And I’m still screaming about their first kiss.
  • Lastly, this show needs to be loved and supported at all costs. Due to budget cuts, BBC3 had to cancel the show after season 2 (and nine episodes in total). The fandom may be small but it’s very caring and determined, so they are trying their best to find some company who will pick it up. There have been many ideas and opportunities, I’d recommend you to check out the #saveinthelfesh tag for more information (although it might contain spoilers of the show!).

Are you interested now? You can watch the first three minutes here! I’d recommend you to look up the summary and watch some more previews (as my opinions probably don’t represent everyone’s views on In The Flesh) and see if you enjoy the concept!

anonymous asked:

Hahahaha how about Ward asking FitzSimmons' approval if he can take Skye out on a date. After they say their answer, they ask him to ask May too. After May answers, she tells him to ask Coulson too. Then after that, finally he asks Skye (The team is protective over Skye okay hahaha)

With all the aos angst recently i think a fluff fic is needed

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