alternianshitstorm

alternianshitstorm replied to your post: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat

Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge.

Rickley fic for Alty

=> Be the Moron Wheatley

It was your average day. You know, looking after all of the smelly humans. God you hated that job. Anyway, you are currently in your break time walking down one of the many corridors in Aperture Science when suddenly a hand shoots out of one of the storage cupboards dragging you in. Next thing you know, warm soft lips are on your own. You tense before realising its Rick. You wrap your arms around his neck deepening the kiss. You kiss for a while not keeping track of time, when unexpectedly the room floods with light. You both break away feeling the heat on your cheeks. You turn to see GLaDOS standing there, looking at both of you with glowing orange eyes.

“Behave” she said before turning and leaving. You laugh awkwardly.

“Rick, I really should get going now.”

“Aw, come on babe, there’s enough time.”

 “No seriously I have to go.”

Sighing Rick said, “Fine.”

“Well good-bye then Rick.” You give him a quick peck on the lips before you leave the room, thinking about his lips against yours.

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Well I hope it’s good enough for you Alty

Rule one: Post the rules.

Rule two: Answer the questions the tagger set for you In their post then make eleven new ones.

Rule three: Tag eleven people and link them to your post.

Rule four: Let them know they’ve been tagged!

  • otps for each fandom? 

well uh

Homestuck: Solara. Davejade, Gamkar, basically 

ATLA/LOK: Tokka, Kataang, Tahnorra, Irohsami

Teen Titans: Robin/Raven

  • Does finding themes and then customising them give you a headache?

Yes indeed.

  • Do you/have you roleplayed online

No, but it looks fun, im not sure i’d be very good at it..

  • Favourite animal? Why? I want to know…intimately

Wolves! I like how they live in the forest and their fur and stuff.

  • what grade are you in - if you have finished school, what do you do/study/work as?

Grade 8

  • Do you have pets?

A dog 

  • Favourite pokemon team GO

neverplayedpokemon imsorry

  • anime or cartoons?
Cartoons
  • Top five movies of all time
Uh well, Dark Knight trilogy, Inception and uhm I can’t think right now so I will just say Avengers? idk
  • Do you want to travel? if so, where?
Europe possibly.
  • Favourite fictional characters? list one from each fandom 

Dirk Strider = Homestuck

Fire Lord Zuko = ATLA

Raven Roth = Teen Titans

Harley Quinn = DC Universe 

well yeah 

okay so my people

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marti–the–penguin

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nomingrainbows

blood-of-miracles

okay questions for you guys wow

If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? 

Favourite TV shows?

If you could go back in time, where and when would you go to and why?

If you could stay a certain age for ever, what age would it be?

Favourite food?

If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

Something that makes you sad?

Something that makes you happy?

The best part of waking up is? (You have to name one, even though waking up sucks)

If you could talk to your future self, what would you ask them? 

yeah cool 

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