alternianshitstorm replied to your post: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat

Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge.

Rickley fic for Alty

=> Be the Moron Wheatley

It was your average day. You know, looking after all of the smelly humans. God you hated that job. Anyway, you are currently in your break time walking down one of the many corridors in Aperture Science when suddenly a hand shoots out of one of the storage cupboards dragging you in. Next thing you know, warm soft lips are on your own. You tense before realising its Rick. You wrap your arms around his neck deepening the kiss. You kiss for a while not keeping track of time, when unexpectedly the room floods with light. You both break away feeling the heat on your cheeks. You turn to see GLaDOS standing there, looking at both of you with glowing orange eyes.

“Behave” she said before turning and leaving. You laugh awkwardly.

“Rick, I really should get going now.”

“Aw, come on babe, there’s enough time.”

 “No seriously I have to go.”

Sighing Rick said, “Fine.”

“Well good-bye then Rick.” You give him a quick peck on the lips before you leave the room, thinking about his lips against yours.


Well I hope it’s good enough for you Alty