alternative wisdom

problems with being a multi-shipper:

I lied, there are no problems, it’s great. I go around like ‘oh, I’ll have this one, and this one, let’s not forget this one! Oh this one’s interesting, and I gotta try this one out! Oh here’s one I’ve never tried before, sure, why not?’ As I add all the ships to my fandom shopping trolley.

Words of wisdom…..kiss a lot of people until you find the one who makes you feel like your favorite t-shirt. Save sex for when you’re sober. Drink a lot but never alone, and never let anyone tell you that you are not beautiful.