alternative facts are lies


I really am enjoying watching Kellyanne Conway and the Trump administration get dragged on twitter.

The “Bowling Green Massacre” never happened, and NO it wasn’t a simple case of Kelleyanne Conway misspeaking. Just like Press Secretary Sean Spicer lied about the small size of the crowds at Trump’s inauguration, Trump has repeatedly shown he is willing to lie about absolutely anything and everything.

Trump’s people constant lying is a deliberate strategy intended to confuse the general public and make people distrustful of legitimate news.

And as the last several tweets point out, this particular lie (i.e. propaganda) by Conway had the added purpose of trying to justify Trump’s unconstitutional Muslim ban and further demonize Muslims from an international platform. Remember…there is an evil intent behind all the lies.

“Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.”

— Miyamoto Musashi ~ The Book of Five Rings

h/t @manwithoutborders Shaped by Karate

The Bowling Green Massacre

Alright, listen here kiddos.

Y’all are all having your giggles about Kellyanne Conway and the Bowling Green Massacre. Well, I got news for y’all; I WAS THERE. Now, sit back and let me lay down some FACTS for y’all.

The year was 2011. The place; Bowling Green, KY. Obama had just taken all of the guns and declared Islam the official religion of the USA. Speaking English was forbidden; only Spanish and Arabic were allowed.

I was sent to one of the Al Qaeda re-education camps in Bowling Green, KY. The reanimated corpse of Osama Bin Ladin was there to turn us into Muslims. His evil plan might’ve worked…if it hadn’t been for Frederick Douglass. He came back to life to save us all. Still, many good Americans died there. Maybe a million, million and a half. Too bad nobody had numbers.

Thank you, Kellyanne Conway, for educating the people on this important historical event that totally happened and that I totally didn’t just invent a story about.

Deceit’s series of Lying Broadway Titles. They were amazing. I need the collection.

  • Lies and Dolls
  • Lie-on King
  • Fibber on the Roof
  • Fibbin’
  • Jekyll and Lied
  • Forgery Second Street
  • Willy Wonka and the Alternative Fact-ory (my favorite)
  • Damn Yankin-your-chain-ees
  • Fraud Couple
  • Full of Chicago (another favorite)
  • Lie Lie Birdie
  • Miss Lie-gon
  • How to Succeed in Business Without Really Lying
  • The Untruthers
  • (The Producers)
Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about,” said the voice of Maurice. “Theyre so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.
—  Terry Pratchett - The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents

fake news online: *exists*

people: “wow can’t believe Hillary Clinton is a devil worshipper and every celebrity is dead”

The New York Times, BBC, etc: *report accurately on Donald Trump*

same people: “fake news!!!! lying liberal media!”

Donald Trump & co.: blatantly lie, call the lies “alternative facts”

same people: “Donald Trump is telling the truth and all journalists are lying.”

scientists: *present evidence-based data, cite their sources*

same people: “fake!!! lies!!! climate change is a conspiracy theory!”