alternate us ending

concept: jefferson texting madison like a straight white boy

“so wyd right now babe ;0”
“Drafting a national Constitution, Thomas.”
“hahaha so what would you do if i was there? ;)”
“I would still be writing. This constitution is going to be important to keeping our nation’s stability.”


Weekend Hashtag Project: #WHPonrepeat

Weekend Hashtag Project is a series featuring designated themes and hashtags chosen by Instagram’s Community Team. For a chance to be featured on the Instagram blog, follow @instagram and look for a post announcing the weekend’s project every Friday.

The goal this weekend is to capture creative looping videos. Some tips to get you started:

  • Connect the beginning and end of your video by starting and stopping your recording on the same backdrop. For example, set your camera in a fixed location while your subject moves into and out of the frame. This will create a seamless transition during playback on loop.
  • Keep an eye out for natural repetition around you. If you film something that’s constantly moving, you can create an infinite loop. For example, a video of a train running through your scene will appear to run on forever—just be sure to hold your phone still.
  • Alternatively, use the end point in unexpected ways. Play with creative transitions, and it’s perfectly normal to try a few times until you get it right.

PROJECT RULES: Please add the #WHPonrepeat hashtag only to videos taken over this weekend and only submit your own videos to the project. If you include music in your video submissions, please only use music to which you own the rights. Any tagged video taken over the weekend is eligible to be featured Monday morning.

All These Friends and Lovers, No One Compares with You.

for @bellafarella

Prompt:  ‘I’m not really set long term relationships, and this friend of mine said I wouldn’t be able to do date someone for a month, and I know you don’t date anyone because you’re an antisocial, so we should fake date to prove him wrong and get people off your back, yeah? ’ au

If you just realize what I just realized,
Then we’d be perfect for each other,
And we’ll never find another.
Just realize what I just realized.
We’d never have to wonder if
We missed out on each other now.

“Ha man get out of here. You wouldn’t last a week.”

“Fuck you, man. I can do long term relationships,” Ian says turning away from his friend, Trent.

Trent laughs. “I’d like to see you try.”

“Is that a challenge?” Ian asks, turning back around to face him.

“Yeah. I bet you 50 bucks you can make a relationship last past a fucking month.”

“Alright,” Ian says brushing off his hands, “50 bucks.” He holds out his hand for a shake.

Trent laughs and accepts Ian’s handshake. “Can’t wait till I get your money. Mmm maybe I’ll see that Deerhunter show.”

“Fuck you. I’m gonna use the 50 bucks you give me to see the Weekend. Maybe I’ll even take my boyfriend.”

“Yeah we’ll see about that.” Trent leaves Ian with a smile like he already won.

Ian rolls his eyes. He looks around.

Great now he has to find someone who would actually date or “date” him for a month.

His eyes come across Mickey and he thinks for a minute. They were friends and always got along pretty well, surprising since Mickey barely talked to anyone. Maybe there’s something there.

Ian shrugs and makes his way over to him, noticing when a group of other guys seem to beat him to it.

“Oh come on, Milkovich. When you gonna get yourself some pussy. Ain’t your hand getting tired?” This asshole known as Richard says to Mickey, giving a masturbation motion as his friends laugh.

“You know your cock can chafe from too much hand action?” Richard continues.

“And why are you so concerned about my cock, Dick?” Mickey says, looking Richard up and down, eyes dark.

Richard’s friends step back. Richard is left opening and closing his mouth trying to think of a comeback as Ian approaches.

“Hey, Dick!” Ian says.

“It’s Rick,” the asshole tires to correct Ian.

Ian stands by Mickey and crosses his arms. “Nah. It’s Dick.”

Mickey grins and raises his eyebrow at Richard and his posse, like a challenge to keep going.

Richard looks between them, not really wanting a beat down from a Gallagher and a Milkovich.

Richard holds his hands up in mock surrender. “We got somewhere to go anyway.”

“Yeah I’m sure you do.” Mickey says back, watching as Richard leaves.

Mickey shakes his head and lets his shoulder fall, guard no longer up.

“Fuckin assholes,” He mutters.

He sits back down and Ian sits with him. “You look like you wanna ask me something.” Mickey says to him after a little while.

“Yeah well,” Ian breathes in. “Say I maybe had a way to help with assholes being on your back.”


“And it might help me…”

“Help you?”

“Yeah. I mean…kinda”


“Yeah…”Ian waits, trying to think of a way to say what he wants to.

“Will you just fuckin say it I’m not a fuckin’ psychic.” Mickey spits out, impatient.

“Right well you’d be helping me and I’d help you…by you helping me.”

“Not being any clearer. How would I help you?”

“My reputation.”

“Your reputation?” Mickey chuckles. “As what?”

“Apparently it’s known I don’t really do…relationships.”

“Oh I’m aware.”

Ian groans. “Fuck. It is a thing?”

Mickey shrugs. “Hey, man. You’re a slut. So what? Be proud of your sluttyness,” He encourages his friend.

Ian puts his hand over his eyes in frustration. “Man, I’d like a long term relationship. Honestly. It’s just so hard. Guys fucking suck.”

Mickey laughs again. “Yeah well maybe it’s cause you choose the wrong fucking guys.”

Ian nods in agreement remembering the last dude he fucked.

“So what’s this have to do with me?” Mickey asks.

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